"Lord Chang is joking, I don't have to do it when I read poetry, everyone still drinks bars." Chang Lin, the general of the forbidden army, saw that it was not a word, and hurriedly spoke out to persuade him.

"Hehe, General Chang himself can't compose poetry, but he is not allowed to do anything else, what is the reason? Don't panic, when I'm done for Master Li, it'll be your turn. "Chang Kuan just wants to make a fortune with wine, how can he give up easily?

When even shook his head and groaned, "This year, I will ride a donkey, the short bridle and long hair will fill the court, and the thin child is still free, so I will kill Li Shilang!" ”

Should I say it or not, this poem is also very interesting, everyone is secretly funny when they hear it, but seeing that Li Hong's face is not good-looking, no one dares to laugh out loud, but they are all red, quite embarrassed.

"Huh? Why is this poem not done well, brother? Jiang Kuan smiled, "There is neither applause nor character...... Master Li, what do you think? ”

"It's good, it's wonderful." Li Hong laughed dryly, "Since Lord Chang's interest is so high, then the younger brother has to sing and sing a song anyway, the younger brother heard that Lord Jiang's ancestor was born as a tailor, and he doesn't know if it is or not?" ”

In fact, Jiang Kuan's ancestor is a famous silk family in the south of the Yangtze River, with a lot of wealth, Xuanhe for a while, and at his peak, he can be compared with the Duanmu family, but he is not a tailor.

"Hehe, Lord Li, this is just kidding, Xiaguan Zushang is in the silk business, not a tailor......" Jiang Kuan's face sank when he heard this.

"That's pretty much the same." Li Hongke didn't care about that, coughed and said, "The poem is also there, but it is also as sentimental as the adults, just two sentences of nonsense, everyone should not laugh...... 'Recently, Shilu has been too confused, forcing the tailor to be a scholar, and the soft wings are swept away by the wind, and there are two scissor hoops! ”

The big guy couldn't help laughing, and subconsciously looked at the wing cap on Jiang Kuan's head, the left and right two hat wings, didn't they look like two scissor hoops...... I can't help but be for it.

"Master Li's poem is really wonderful!" Chang Lin applauded, "Of course, Chang Adult's poems are also wonderful, I will drink with the good poems of the two adults, and the big guy has a drink!" ”

In fact, he didn't have any malice in what he said, he just wanted to make a round, the big guy laughed, and it was okay to expose the matter, and the provincial one made a verbal quarrel, and everyone didn't look good.

But unexpectedly, Jiang Kuan felt quite harsh when he heard it, thinking that Chang Lin was biased towards Li Hong, especially when the official was composing a poem just now, why didn't you applaud it? Now that he Li Hong has scolded me, you have to raise a glass to celebrate, isn't this obviously trying to make the official ugly!

Immediately smiled, "What's the hurry when you're drinking?" Didn't I just say that I would also make a song for you, General Chang? That can't be unbelievable, if this poem is done well, it's not too late for everyone to toast. ”

"Hahaha, how can the little brother be able to dare to give poems to Lord Laochang?" Chang Lin knew that Chang Kuan didn't have good words, but he had a bold personality and was kind, but he didn't care, put down his wine glass, and said that he was listening.

"The long bow and short arrows, the Shu horse is on the high foot, go to the thief for a hundred and ten miles, the Kuma wall fights alone, and suddenly meets the thief, riding a pig to the south!" Chang Kuan shook his head and finished groaning, and he laughed first, "Joke, General Chang Lin must not be surprised!" ”

Everyone didn't laugh, because Chang Kuan's poem was a bit excessive, if the donkey riding poem just now was just a joke, this one was a personal attack.

Although Chang Lin is a military general, he is five short stature, less than six feet tall, and he is taller than standing when he sits, so Jiang Kuan said that he was a 'long bow and short arrow' and ridiculed him for his short arms, and he couldn't pull a long bow or shoot a long arrow at all. He also said that he was 'a Dian horse', laughing at his short stature, and riding a short Dian horse that he wanted to be crooked.

It's all a joke, but that's it. But the next two sentences, 'Ten hundred miles to the thief, Kuma Wall fought alone, and suddenly met the thief, riding a pig to the south' is to mock Chang Lin for not seeing the enemy's face when he was fighting, so he fled first.

Because he was embarrassed to escape, he didn't have time to ride a horse, or he was too small to get on horseback, so he ran away on a pig......

Saying that a military attache is afraid of death is similar to scolding a civilian official for being greedy for money, which is a very serious slander.

Chang Lin is easy to get along with, but he is not without temper, his face turned black after hearing this, and he subconsciously touched his waist, but he touched it empty, and then he remembered that he came here to participate in Lord Xiao Chen's birthday banquet, not with a knife, otherwise he might have drawn a knife directly!

"Ahem, although Lord Jiang is joking, this is too helpless?" Liu Qiheng on the side couldn't listen to it anymore, "Although General Chang Lin doesn't care, he has to be punished with a glass of wine!" ”

"It doesn't make sense." Jiang Kuan refused to drink, "Not only is there no reward for making poems, how can you still punish wine?" Forgive the little brother for not obeying his fate! ”

"Do you want to make poetry? That's also very simple, in the next is not talented, although it is a martial profession, it seems that the nonsense sentences of the adults are like Chang, but they can also come so twice. "Xu Zhongqi, the deputy envoy of Jinyi Weinan Town, is good with Chang Lin, and everyone is a military general, so it is inevitable that they will have the same hatred for the enemy, so they should help each other even if they say anything.

The poem said: That year, the selection of scholars was just the same, because the owner had no article, and there was a frozen pork behind the case, so it was named Jiang Langzhong!

This is a satire that Jiang Kuan doesn't make a fuss, only writes crooked poems, and because his surname is 'Jiang', he says 'frozen pork after the case', because the frozen pork has a strong smell and must be stewed with ginger...... Comparing Jiang Kuan with pork and mixing it up can be regarded as revenge for Jiang Kuan's revenge for Chang Lin's pig riding just now.

It's okay to say that Jiang Kuan is a stewed frozen pork ginger, but to say that he is a scholar but has no article' also stabbed the ears of several civil officials here.

When even they also chanted poems to fight back, the military attaches naturally refused to suffer, and wrote poems to satirize, which was originally just a personal grudge between Jiang Kuan and Li Hong, but now it has become a civil and military dispute, and they originally looked at each other unpleasantly, which was a complete attack.

The words gradually became intense, his face was red and his neck was thick, like fighting a rooster, and he was about to beat each other if he didn't agree with each other.

Even Zhu Tianfu couldn't stand it anymore, and he also made a fun poem to persuade him, 'Packing up the whole world, the upper shoulders are easy and the lower shoulders are difficult, the monarchs are high in the sky, how many others look at it coldly'

Although the poem is very ordinary, the meaning is good.

But unexpectedly, it was good that he didn't speak, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he was angry, and several people who were still attacking each other came at him together.

We quarrel, it's your turn to talk!

Write poems and scold him!

is not polite to Zhu Tianfu, and he does not shy away from personal attacks.

"Over the years, the robbers have risen from Yizhou, and the city has been defended by the day, and the killings have been like grass, and the nine times have been miserable."

'The big book and yellow paper are flying, the anti-thieves and robbers worship the same lord, the fat and arrogant pawns, and the scholars and girls are still stunned'

"I heard that the official position should be with the virtuous, and it is not wrong to entrust Cao here, I am only afraid that it is not the best policy to surrender, and the political temptation of the hidden heir is abused"

"If you don't follow the edict of the provincial department, if he returns to abide by the treaty, the minister has no way to listen to the heavens, and he has to say crazy words on the temple road."