Chapter 1283 Referring to Sang and scolding Huai
"Otherwise, let Li Hong, the waiter of the Ministry of Works, go, this person is also clever and flexible." Wang Anbang said.
"What Lord Wang said is true, although Li Hong is a civil official, he is also quite courageous, and he is also witty, enough to take on this important responsibility." Zhu Xiaochuan said.
"Well, Li Hong also made it." Li Wanjiang is still quite impressed by Li Hong, the big fat man, no matter winter or summer, he is sweating all over his head, although he is a waiter in the Ministry of Works, but he has also won his heart by giving direct advice to the court twice, which shows that he is a clear-minded and understanding person.
"Jinyiwei's newly promoted capital Chen Ming is quite courageous, otherwise let him follow to be a deputy envoy?" Chen Wenqi said.
"Yiqing's play." Li Wanjiang felt that Chen Ming was very suitable, this person had followed Xiao Chen to Burma, and his performance was very good, some time ago, Xiao Chen's secret meeting with Xiao Lin Senyi was also reported by him, and his shrewdness and loyalty could be seen, so he immediately looked at Xiao Chen, "What does Aiqing think?" ”
"The minister still thinks that Gonggong Gonggong is the most suitable, after all, Li Hong is just a waiter in the Ministry of Works, and he has no experience in dealing with this kind of big thing, and besides, he is so fat, he can't ride a horse quickly." Xiao Chen was good friends with Li Hong, of course he wanted him to go, but he said it shyly.
"Lord Xiao, let's talk about state affairs, you don't have to laugh!" Chen Wenqi frowned.
"Isn't your relationship with Li Hong very good?" Ma Wuming said, "Why are you still making fun of people with this matter." ”
"Okay, why not? Li Hong should say it or not, the amount of wine is really good, with his physique, he can hold two taels of wine on his fingers. , As for Chen Ming, hehehe......" Xiao Chen smiled and said nothing.
It seems that he is not satisfied with either candidate.
"Can't you say something well? is also so yin and yang in front of the emperor...... Then you recommend a suitable one! Wang Anbang said,
"I recommended it, it's Gonggong!" Xiao Chen said, "Lord Wang, it's not the lower officials who said you, this is a matter with the emperor, can you be serious?" ”
"Okay, I think it's Li Hong and Chen Ming to go, let them enter the palace quickly to see me, and I still have an explanation." Li Wanjiang said.
After discussing the matter, it was time to formally scold, first scolding Gong Shouli, then scolding Wu Zicheng and Wu Zhongze, and Zhu Xiaochuan also reproached a few words.
This is the inner courtyard of the palace, not a big car shop!
Why, whoever wants to come and go? How did you guys take care of my home?
I'm so sorry I trust you so much!
Xiaochuan was fined for one year, Wu Zicheng was fined for two years, Wu Zhong was fined for half a year, Gong Shouli, I don't think you can do it, let you go to the West Palace to be a leader eunuch and don't give in to your talent!
Because Gong Shouli is his confidant, the punishment is particularly heavy.
Of course, everyone interceded one after another, Li Wanjiang looked a little gloomy at this time, and thought that Gong Shouli had a little credit for going to Yizhou, and he would also be fined for three years, if there was any negligence in the future, I would definitely punish you heavily! Rubbish, stupid, stupid!
"Hey, Gonggong, you're stupid, hurry up and thank you." Xiao Chen was stunned when he saw Gong Shouli being scolded in public, and he was happy, but he didn't forget to remind him.
"Slave thank you lord Longen!" Gong Shouli pouted and puffed out his cheeks, dissatisfied in his heart.
"Huh? I reprimanded you twice, are you still not convinced? Li Wanjiang said angrily, "I did this to show me!" ”
"Fainted and fainted." Xiao Chen whispered behind him.
Gong Shouli didn't have time to think about it, and sure enough, he fell to the ground and pretended to faint.
"Oops, not good!" Xiao Chen hurriedly helped him up and pinched him with his fingernails, "Your Majesty, Gonggong's health has never been good along the way, he is not used to eating and drinking in Yizhou, he is not accustomed to water and soil, and he fainted several times, and he has made an old mistake again with fright......
Xiao Chen pinched Gong Shouli hard to relieve his hatred, Gong Shouli was so painful that he didn't dare to wake up with his eyes open, and he also stretched out two fingers to pinch Xiao Chen's thighs hard, and the two brothers pinched each other, losing both.
"Come on, hurry up and send Shouli back so that he can rest well, find the imperial doctor to diagnose his pulse, what is the situation, and immediately return it to me." Li Wanjiang was also taken aback, why did you become so sensitive and fragile when you went out to observe the courtesy? You can't stand scolding you twice.
Besides, although I scolded you, I actually gave them a few listens, don't you even understand my intentions?
It can be seen that after all, it is still a pig brain!
You said that if someone has Xiao Chen, how smart is it......
Of course, if Gong Shouli was really as smart as Xiao Chen, he would not be my emperor's henchman.
Xiao Chen personally sent Gong Shouli home, personally hinting at how those imperial doctors should respond, and waited until the imperial doctors went back to wake him up with a slap, "Don't pretend to be dead, Lao Tzu saved your life, and the gold and silver in your family should be taken out quickly to honor Lao Tzu!" ”
"It's not you kid who said something fair, what does Liu Ruyun have to do with Lao Tzu when he sneaked out!" Gong Shouli was still angry, "This is obviously the dereliction of duty of the Jinyi Guard and the forbidden army, as for scolding me like this?" is still scolded so ugly, my old Gong is also a three-grade eunuch, don't want to lose face! ”
"The emperor scolded you because he hurt you, why didn't he scold me?" Xiao Chen smiled, "Don't stare, it's supposed to be, the emperor is scolding Huai, you don't understand?" He is embarrassed to scold Zhu Houye, they can only scold you, people are princes and ministers to save face, you are a slave and want an ass, you? ”
"You kid is so close to becoming a sperm that you are one step away from cutting off your head!" Gong Shouli was really obedient to Xiao Chen, "You kid honestly confess, did Liu Ruyun send someone to abduct Liu Ruyun?" ”
"Yes, how about I kidnap her to Yanyun County? You go and tell the emperor, see if the emperor believes in you or me? Xiao Chen said with a smile.
"Hmph, I didn't think you had the guts!" Gong Shouli said.
"What the hell do you know it wasn't Lao Tzu who did it, and you planted people in front of them just now?" Xiao Chen turned his small intestines with him, I really lost my heart to you so well, how did you treat others?
"You know a fart, this is a poisonous boil, if you don't squeeze it out, it's pus!" Gong Shouli said, "Rather than this, of course it hurts you, can't I hurt for you?" ”
"It's not funny!" Xiao Chen shook his head and sighed, "I'm not targeting you, Lao Gong, I mean that all of you are not interesting enough." ”
"Don't worry about us, or worry about yourself, the big guy doesn't say anything, so why show you? You all know everything thousands of miles away in Burma, tsk tsk, clever calculations, things are like gods, and the emperor is not as good as you. Gong Shouli sneered.
"Lao Gong, you are wrong, the emperor is a clever plan, and he is like a god, do you think he will believe it just by what I say? He already knew it in his heart! Xiao Chen said, "I am a little smart, and the emperor is a great wisdom...... His old man's mind is like the sea, but it is not something that you and I can know the depths of. ”
"You are a little smart, I am a big fool, only our emperor is a god." Gong Shouli suddenly said, "Xiao Chen, do you believe that there is a god in this world?" ”