Xiao Chen and the others chatted while eating, drinking, lively, and happy, but poor Diao Wuchi was tied up by five flowers and thrown into a latrine in the corner of the courtyard wall, trembling with anger, but helpless.

Xiao Chen, a stinky boy, really dared to forcibly leave him behind, and he stayed in the thatched house......

The hateful Xiao Ye personally hugged him, making him unable to move, the terrible Ling'er threatened him with the Emei Flying Sword, so that he didn't dare to move, and the damn little fat man sealed his eight veins with a snap of his fingers, making him unable to exercise.

The hateful Baili Qingyun used a long sword to intimidate, so that he didn't dare to act rashly, and the hateful and loving Cui'er also knew where his shortcomings were, and found a red thread to tie him up and down firmly, and he couldn't even use the Five Elements Escape Technique!

It should be said that people did not do things absolutely, at least they did not nail his Baihui with iron nails, did not wear his lute with iron chains, did not pour dog blood on his head, and did not splash his body with dung......

But that's also angry!

I think I've never suffered such a big loss since I got out of the mountain! You little rabbit cubs are waiting for me, I want you to know how good Lao Tzu is sooner or later!

Right now...... Now I'm so hungry, the weather is hot, and my mouth is dry, so you rabbit cubs don't even give you food, do you want Lao Tzu to eat?

You can't reach it even if you eat...... Count you ruthless!

Suddenly, I heard a rush of footsteps from far and near, but it was Xiao Chen's angry questioning voice, "Did you guys lock up the five-foot Dao chief in this thatched house?" ”

The brother of the Xiao Cavalry guard who was guarding outside said yes, isn't it the boss, you let us keep him here?

"Fart! I asked you to invite the five-foot master to the side room, who told you to bring it to the toilet? The Taoist chief is a distinguished guest, is this thatched house a place for hospitality? A bunch of mush! I'll settle accounts with you later! Xiao Chen scolded and strode in.

There was also a fat man behind him, Baili, Xiao Ye, and the brothers covered their noses as soon as they came in, it stinks too much here, special Yama, you boys are too good at food, what are you pulling?

What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and carry the Taoist chief out!

"Xiao Chen, little fat man, Baili Qingyun, and you stinky boy, I remember you, if you have a seed, you will throw Lao Tzu in the dung pit and drown, otherwise one day you boys will be eaten...... Ahh Diao Wuchi patronized and cursed, and was caught in the mouth by a fly and hurriedly spit it out.

"Ahh The fat man smiled, "It's because these boys didn't hear it clearly, but it's not that we dare to be rude to the Taoist, what do you think of what this said...... Dao Chief, don't bite me Ang, I'll help you untie the rope first. ”

Although Diao Wuchi didn't bite, he scolded endlessly, if it weren't for the fact that he caught a glimpse of Xiao Ling'er covering his nose probing his brain in the distance, he would be mad now, what do you think!

The reason why he didn't get mad was because he was afraid of this little girl's Emei Flying Sword, and he scolded Xiao Chen and others with blood, but he didn't scold Ling'er......

With Ling'er here, he didn't even dare to run away. Xiao Chen refused to let him go, he had to apologize for his sins with a glass of water and wine, and of course he asked him to take a hot bath in advance.

This place is really evil, how can there be such advanced bathing equipment? Lao Tzu has traveled south and north for so many years, but he has never seen it.

After taking a shower, I changed into clean clothes, and when I came out again, it was fragrant...... Yan Yun's pancreas are also really silky and silky, with a scent of herbs and trees.

Under the comfort of mind and body, although the face is still flat, but there is no more scolding, not to mention that the banquet of atonement is still very rich, as the so-called stretch out your hand and do not invite guests, then Lao Tzu I have the right to eat a full stomach and then it is not too late to wait with you.

It should be said that Yan Yun's barbecue tastes really good, he likes spicy taste the most in his life, and Yan Yun's barbecue is sprinkled with chili noodles and cumin, and the fragrance emitted makes him salivate.

"What's red on this?" Diao Wuchi couldn't help but ask, "Could it be that the poison doesn't work?" ”

He had never seen chili peppers, because they had not yet officially spread to China, they were still seeds imported from the West, and Yanyun County had just begun to grow them on a large scale.

"What do you think the Taoist said?" The fat man smiled, "What poison we don't dare to give to you, then again, there is no poison in the world that can poison you, right?" ”

"Hmph, then you don't have to be polite, the poison of your Shangguan family, Lao Tzu can't afford it." Diao Wuchi Road.

"Dao Chief, please." Seeing that he hesitated, Xiao Chen picked up a knife and cut a piece of barbecue meat and put it in his mouth, and immediately grinned spicily, this Liu Datou, how many chili peppers did you put in it!

You just said that Diao Wuchi was so shocked to see his reaction, why is this really poison?

"It's very spicy, but it's also spicy!" Xiao Chen drank a glass of cold beer before suppressing the spicy taste, "Dao Chief, if you are not afraid of spicy, come and taste it." ”

It is also in line with Diao's five-foot taste, a few pieces of barbecue meat under the belly, the face is red and radiant, and under the persuasion of the fat man, I drank a few large glasses of cold beer, and I feel that the taste is really indescribably magical!

It is said that wine is not like wine, and it is not medicine when it is said that it is medicine, it is cool and has a unique flavor, and it feels indescribably comfortable between the stomach and abdomen after two burps.

I was very angry, and before I knew it, I lost one point.

"Isn't it delicious?" Ling'er personally picked up the beer keg and poured him wine, "Let's have another drink." ”

"There is work, there is work!" Diao Wuchi was very polite to Ling'er, and raised his glass with both hands, just now the fat man poured him wine, and he didn't even let out a fart.

"Five-foot Dao Chief, I heard that you know how to Qimen Dunjia Technique, is it true?" Ling'er suddenly asked.

"That's just a little bit of a thing." Diao Wuqi is modest. "Then will you teach me?" Ling'er said busily.

"Huh?" Diao almost squirted out a five-foot sip of beer, what do I want to do with your little girl? You will be Emei flying sword and want to learn my Qimen Dunjia, you want to go to heaven!

"Huh? Why are you so excited? Ling'er said, "Okay, Qimen Dunjia feels quite difficult, I don't think I can learn it for a while, or you can just teach me a few Five Elements Escape Techniques." ”

"Ling'er, don't talk nonsense, Qimen Dunjia, the world's peerless learning, penetrating the heavens and the earth, mysterious and profound, how can we ordinary people peek into the door?" Xiao Chen said.

"Hmph, count your kid a little bit of knowledge." Diao Wuchi snorted, "But I don't think you're a mortal either. ”

"The Taoist chief has won the award, don't dare." Xiao Chen said with a smile.

"The afterlife is terrifying, and it is powerful." Diao Wuchi sneered, and said in his heart, you kid is less polite to Lao Tzu!

You dare to lock Lao Tzu in a thatched house, what else do you dare not do?

It's a shame, this is, so don't think that if you slap Lao Tzu and give a sweet date to eat it, Lao Tzu will spare you, you will die, you know!