"Old lady with chest hair? Interesting, let's talk about it. Liu Yu raised his hand and pulled over a chair and sat down, there was no smile in his eyes and the corners of his mouth, and there was no taste of "interesting" at all, as if he had eliminated all the sense of humor in the world.

Si Mang didn't bother to pay attention to Liu Yu's attitude, and when he saw this photo, he felt a tingling pain in the back of his head, and his eyes involuntarily blurred-

It's just too much! These scoundrels, brutes, bastards! Unscrupulously exploited the kindness of a kind, pure, fraternal, and amiable young man like me!

Simang, who has always disliked swearing, really can't think of any other words to describe this guy besides swearing!

"I, I met this old lady on my way home from the academy after completing the course!" Simang was a little reluctant to mention it.

"Your family lives in the fourth district of the ladder, Ziyue Academy is in the first district of the ladder, and the place where I met this guy is in the third district of the ladder, and you have been going home like this for the past month, what's going on?" Liu Yu looked at him with blazing eyes.

"You know everything, and you're coming here to ask me what I'm doing?" Si Mang snorted dissatisfiedly.

"The other party has been eyeing you for a long time, and the time is exactly one month, you won't tell me that this is a coincidence, right?" Liu Yu directly ignored the emotional experience of the user in front of him.

"I'm me, I think it's just a coincidence." Si Mang spoke a little dodgy, and his face began to turn red by the way, if he told the truth, would he be laughed at? No! Don't tell the truth!

"Oh." Liu Yu waved his hand and motioned for him to continue.

Si Mang breathed a sigh of relief, it's good that this guy didn't continue to investigate, after the spirit went from nervous to relaxed, people were easy to say some nonsense.

Si Mang had escaped death, and was inexplicably beaten by a group of guys he didn't know. So Si Mang changed from a well-behaved young man to a big grievance in seconds, a big grievance in the sorrow, and a big chatter in the chatter.

Although this guy in front of him is really unpleasant, how can he say that he is also a person, right? At least stronger than pigs.

So Si Mang came to a bamboo tube and poured beans, and began to pour bitter water, which was more auspicious than Lin Daiyu's sister-in-law, and more water margin than Shi Nai'an.

Liu Yu has been concentrating on being a good listener, and at the critical moment, he also used words like "um", "ah", "oh", "yes" to encourage Si Mang to continue, causing Si Mang's voice to get louder and louder, and he became more and more excited, and finally couldn't help crying.

Through his description, Liu Yu knew the outline of the whole thing anyway,

Si Mang met a trembling old lady on the way home, just as he was about to pass, he accidentally fell to the ground, the rescue robots on both sides of the road were a little far away, and in instinct, Si Mang reached out to help him.

Unexpectedly, the old lady reached out and took out a frying pan from her small car, and after only one moment, she knocked Simang unconscious.

Before falling unconscious, Si Mang clearly saw the beautiful black and thick chest hair on the old lady's chest.

After that, the situation was even simpler, Si Mang, who was hooded from beginning to end, didn't know where he was taken to, only that a few guys punched and kicked themselves, their hands and feet were broken, and they were kicked in their crotch, and they passed out again.

And then it's now.

"It's miserable! It's so miserable! Si Mang cried and scolded angrily, "Isn't it just to avoid this cheap girlfriend I picked up for nothing, otherwise why bother sneaking home alone like a thief?!" And run into such a villain! Woo woo ~ woo woo ~ "

"I see, it turned out that I chose to take a long detour home to avoid my girlfriend." Liu Yu said suddenly, his expression was quite exaggerated.

This old thing is so bad! Only then did Si Mang realize that he had missed his mouth, and quickly closed his mouth.

"I'll take a look, you said you were at the crossroads, and you saw from behind that the old lady almost fell down when she crossed the street, didn't you?" Liu Yu asked.

Simang hummed reluctantly.

"You change your course to avoid your girlfriend, don't you?" Liu Yuke had no intention of letting Si Mang go.

Simang tilted his head away, unwilling to pay any more attention to him.

"Want to know what happened to this guy who hit you with a pan?" Liu Yu's words made Si Mang turn his head back, his eyes full of annoyance.

"He's dead. It's miserable. Liu Yu looked at Si Mang's expression seriously.

"No, I didn't do it." Si Mang's gaze was a little evasive.

"Why did they beat you like that? You don't know them. Liu Yu asked lightly.

"They're a bunch of hooligans! Perverted! Brute! They're simply not human! Si Mang scolded.

"You still haven't said a reason to beat you." Liu Yu glanced at him playfully.

"That's why! It's because they're not good people that they hit me like that! Simang squeezed a few words out from between his teeth.

Liu Yu flicked his fingers casually, and the picture immediately changed to the image of a young girl, with a ponytail, a goose egg face, big eyes, long eyelashes, curved thin eyebrows, a pretty nose, his hands wrapped around his chest, and he put on a dragging posture, squinting at everything in front of him.

Just a little bit, the nostrils can turn to the sky, as if they can let out a cold snort anytime and anywhere.

Cool and delicate, beautiful and proud.

At first glance, you know that it is not easy to mess with.

"This girl, do you know each other?" Liu Yu picked up another orange and really regarded Simang's ward as his home, harmonious and free.

"I don't know!" Simang's answer was categorical.

"Impossible!" Liu Yu shouted exaggeratedly, his acting skills were extremely poor, he put the light curtain in front of Si Mang's eyes again, and deliberately enlarged the light curtain a few more times, and the girl's full breasts were right in front of Si Mang's eyes.

For a teenager who is in the process of puberty, erotic temptation is undoubtedly effective, and Simang's Adam's apple unconsciously moved.

Wearing a pink school skirt, she didn't need to look at the textured fabric, nor did she need to look at the school emblem in the shape of a four-leaf clover with a long sword on the girl's left breast, and Si Mang also knew that she was a student from the same academy as herself.

"I don't know." Simang's Adam's apple unconsciously moved again, and this time the answer was a little difficult.

"Really?" Liu Yu's tone was full of suspicion.

"Really."

"You young people, uh......" Liu Yu was a little surprised by this answer, "Don't you all like to pursue school flowers or something?" You don't even know each other? ”

"Hehe, Mr. Officer, I think you have misunderstood our young people!" Simang deliberately added an accent to the word "young",

"Our Ziyue Academy is the first college in the entire Blue Star rankings, all the students are good students with excellent character and learning, and the student's vocation is to study, what a school flower, it's just a joke!

The world of looking only at appearances is superficial! A school with a school flower must be boring! Si Mang said solemnly.

Dad should be proud, after all, I have memorized every word of what he taught me, and I can still stunned the chicken thief officer in front of me! Simang began to get triumphant.

At this time, a pleasant bell rang:

"You are the toilet and I am, you are the toilet and I am, don't dislike anyone, play together, have fun together, don't care about the hardships and worries of life.

You're the toilet and I'm ......."

After Liu Yu confirmed with his eyes, Si Mang moved his eyes and opened his star ring.

"What's the matter? Why did the police come to our group to investigate you? I'll just say, your new girlfriend must not be a good stubble, and it will be no good thing to be on her!

Don't blame the brothers for not reminding you! I'm telling you, hurry up, hurry up, divide it! A large, light-filled head appeared out of thin air in front of the two men.

Simang quickly blinked his eyes a few times and shrunk the head to its normal size.

It's a little scary when it comes to such a big one.

The other party obviously didn't know that he was scared of others because Si Mang didn't set the size, but he looked at it again with a familiar left shake, and naturally saw the light curtain in front of Si Mang at a glance.

"Don't think about it, you kid, this is the school flower of our junior department!

There are more men who think about her than you've ever met!

Besides, people are in the second group, and they are not the same as people like us who can only come in with money and care! ”

With a "pia", the head of light disappeared into thin air.

"You're the toilet, I'm ......"

"Pia!"

"You're the toilet, I'm ......"

"Pia!"

The world is finally quiet.

Si Mang felt that his face must be red, after all, he was beaten by his friend pia, pia, pia such a cool crisp, and there was no place to put his face.

"Well, she may really be the school girl, but I really don't know her." Simang cautiously explained.

"After all, something like a school flower is not something that a dick like me can touch, haha, hahahaha!" The self-deprecating laughter can't offset the embarrassment of the atmosphere.

Silence is in another Cambridge.

Embarrassing is the flowing water of the world.

Fortunately, there was only one witness at the time of the death.

Although Simang had the intention of erasing the witnesses from this world, it seemed to be a safer choice to be thick-skinned and pretend that nothing had happened.

"This, in fact, I'm more honest, I don't like to hear them talk about those gossip or something, besides, I've always felt that what I can get by tiptoeing is what I should work hard for.

The school flower is really a bit out of reach, I haven't thought about it, so naturally I haven't paid attention to it.

Well, I'm telling the truth, officer, you have to believe me! ”

After Si Mangxin finished speaking, the more he described, the darker it became, where is this, why did he suddenly become a Lalang match?

You can't say that you're a toad and want to eat swan meat, right? Of course, you can't demean yourself like this, it's not to that extent, although it's not much worse, right?

Si Mang was thinking nonsense, and Liu Yu went straight into it again: "Then do you know why I showed you Xue Baixue's image?" ”

"Why?" Simang said vaguely.

"This well-known crime syndicate in the federal government, the target of this operation is her. Moreover, "Liu Yu threw a petal of orange into his mouth, Si Mang, the most annoying thing is a guy who does other things halfway through his words, but he doesn't dare to make a mistake,

Moreover, after months of tracking and analysis, they found that "Liu Yu ate a petal of orange again, and Si Mang wanted to strangle him on the spot,

"I found that Xue Baixue likes you. So, "Liu Yu finally finished eating the orange and threw the orange peel on the ground, and Si Mang, who was watching, frowned again.

"So they did it to you." Liu Yu got up and patted him on the shoulder.

"Boss, Su Wei is here." A reminder came from inside Liu Yu's star ring, and when he heard this, Liu Yu's eyebrows tightened,

"I'll go first, take care of yourself, and I'll give you a piece of advice." Liu Yu put his head in Si Mang's ear, deliberately lowered his voice and said, "Listen to your brother, be careful of your girlfriend." She must have a ghost. ”