Volume 1 The Faint Fire Reflects the Stars Chapter 005 Friends should be happy together
"That ......" Si Mang broke out in a cold sweat, and when he thought of meeting her for the first time, his left side of his face was still a little painful.
I don't have to think about it, the question I want to ask will definitely be beaten, but if I don't get the answer, I'm really a little sleepy, how can this be good?
"This ...... I do have some doubts, and I don't mean to probe into your privacy, can you please not hit me? Simang said cautiously.
"Just ask, I won't hit you." Su Wei clenched his fists and responded lightly.
"Well, I'm kidnapping an old lady when I was helping her cross the street.
Actually, the old lady was not an old lady, but a strong man with a tattoo on her head. Si Mang began to chatter, Su Wei didn't interrupt him, just listened quietly, looking well-behaved and docile,
"Not to mention that the strong man is ugly, and he has a bunch of chest hair. Well, I don't have chest hair, and it's the first time I've seen someone look like that. Simang said a little embarrassed.
Su Wei felt that he should not be far from being beaten, because his expression was already a little indecent.
"Besides, I also know that some men have that thing and some don't, so I'm a little curious." Simang licked his lips.
"Whatever you want to ask, say it." Su Wei took a deep breath, she had probably guessed what this bame wanted to ask.
"You girls don't have chest hair?" Simang finally uttered the death question, adding in passing, "Or, do you have that thing?" ”
"If I don't know the answer, I really can't sleep!" Si Mang shrunk his neck a little in fear, and explained.
"Nope. I don't have that thing. Su Wei smiled dangerously.
"You said you couldn't hit me! I'm just curious! "Simang's neck.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh." Su Wei continued to nod and smile, "Of course I won't hit you because of this question." ”
Si Mang breathed a sigh of relief, a big stone in his heart finally fell to the ground, such a beautiful girlfriend really didn't, that chest-haired old lady, no, that chest-haired man was so visually impactful that he almost had a nightmare.
"Are oranges sweet?" Su Wei saw that the puppet was feeding Si Mang oranges, and asked casually.
"Sweet!"
"Smack!" A resounding slap was thrown on the left side of Simang's face, and a petal of orange that had just entered his mouth was knocked out.
The landing point of Su Wei's white palm is very accurate, and it happens to be the place where he was kissed before.
Honor and disgrace are all about it.
"You said you wouldn't hit me!" Si Mang shouted aggrievedly.
"I said it, but you answered my question incorrectly, so I was beaten. It has nothing to do with the question you asked me before. Su Wei's face was relaxed.
"Isn't it right for me to say sweet? It's sweet! Do you still want me to lie? Simang retorted unconvinced.
"The correct answer is, it's sweet. Got it? Su Wei continued to smile standardly.
Rogue! Si Mang complained angrily in his heart.
"You have knocked out three teeth, and they were just planted for you when you were rescued last night, and you still don't eat much fruit these days.
I bring you food every day, and I know whatever you like to eat, so you just have to wait. Su Wei then took out an A4-sized piece of white paper, handed it to the puppet, and asked it to hold it in front of Si Mang with a mechanical arm.
The handwriting is beautiful and clean, the table is still hand-drawn, and a careful pattern is playfully drawn on the edges.
However, these did not enter Simang's eyes at all, because he was already shocked by the content above.
"Intensive training program?!" Si Mang stammered, "Eldest sister, eldest sister, I am now in a state of complete limb amphire, this, well, is it a bit difficult for a strong man." ”
Si Mang, who had just been beaten, was still very careful when he spoke, but he looked at the training items in the table,
A 6km run every morning,
A 3km swim in the afternoon,
Lift 300 dumbbells at night.
If it is really implemented, won't the fat that I have worked so hard to raise be unable to keep?
"Isn't it just a few broken bones, and it will be healed in 3 days, this form is an extension of the poster just now, so you agree to do it, and you don't agree to do it.
Also, when your two bad friends come, tell them that they will do it with you.
If they don't want to, you say I want them to do it. Su Wei said as she packed up her things, and as soon as her voice fell, all the things she brought were packed up, and she got up to leave, not dragging her feet at all.
"By the way, the hospitalization fee of this hospital is paid by the guy you are now, and the fruit is also bought with his money, so you don't need to save money for him, but you can do it." Su Wei finally admonished and left without looking back.
Si Mang had just recovered from the shock of the training plan, and the man was gone.
What a man, this is! Forced to buy and sell, make decisions for others everywhere in the name of other people's girlfriends, and don't allow others to refute it!
Sure enough, pie in the sky and love around the corner are all lies! Si Mang felt that his fate in the future must be more bitter than that of Coptis chinensis.
I was pondering what I had and what I didn't have, and with a creak, the door opened again.
Is this a good discussion today? Is one just leaving, and the other just happening to come? Si Mang tilted his head angrily, and two familiar figures walked in sneakily.
It seems that people really can't help but chatter, Su Wei was still saying that his two bad friends were coming, but they really came! Si Mang nodded lazily and motioned for the two of them to sit down.
The two second-class goods looked left and right, up and down, and found that there was no shadow of Su Wei, and finally stood up.
"Armand, tell me what's the matter with you? I haven't seen you for two days, why did you put yourself in the hospital! The tall, thin boy with oversized ears and a long face was the first to open his mouth, and it was the prototype of the head that had just popped out of the star ring.
"Wu Di, if you can't speak, shut up! I'm worried about it, sir! Simang replied to him angrily.
"Hehe, that, is Su Wei here? You won't see her here later, will you? The tall man Wu Di asked cautiously.
"Just gone! Didn't you meet her at the door? Simang was a little curious, why these guys were afraid of their cheap girlfriends one by one like tigers like great enemies,
Although she doesn't have a very good temper, she also likes PUA herself, and she also likes to make decisions for others without authorization, and she ......
I couldn't think about it anymore, and Simang suddenly felt a little like crying.
"Not to mention anything else, the girl who always has a kitchen knife in her schoolbag, we really only see her once." Wu Di deliberately lowered his voice and said, as if he would be heard by Su Wei as long as he was a little louder.
"Nonsense, you have to have a limit to spreading rumors, who still carries a kitchen knife to school? And it's still in a school bag? Si Mang knew that his two bad friends saw his girlfriend like a mouse seeing a cat, and asked them what was going on, and they were all tight-lipped one by one, which was really strange.
It's just that, they're afraid, it's none of my business anyway. Si Mangxin said.
"Hey! Fatty, don't touch it, if you touch it, you'll lose money! Simang shouted.
The other boy who came in at the same time as Wu Di was slightly short and wore a pair of black-framed glasses.
Since entering the door, the puppet began to circle around, and his eyes were full of all kinds of little stars.
Regarded Si Mang, who was lying on the bed humming, directly as a mascot - ignored.
Si Mang saw that he was quite honest at first, just looking, and then he didn't hold back, and began to raise his hands up and down at a puppet,
In particular, the joints and panels of the puppet's robotic arm are as careful as caressing the skin of a lover, and there are "tsk" exclamations from the mouth from time to time.
"Fatty, can you not be like this pig brother, if it weren't for the fact that this puppet was not designed to take on a human form at all, you could be directly regarded as a hooligan!" Wu Di couldn't stand it anymore.
"Niu Ben!" Si Mang simply called his name, and this burst of applause finally shifted the fat man's attention from the puppet to Si Mang's face.
"This is the latest medical machine in the entire Federation! Priority is given to the supply of Mars bases and moon bases, and the Blue Star is said to have only three units in total!
So lucky! It's wonderful! It's great!
Armand, why didn't you come to such a nice place sooner! Niu Ben's fat man had the word "happiness" written all over his face.
Although he knew that this kid didn't mean it, Simang was a little uncomfortable.
In the entire three groups of the primary department of Ziyue Academy, the small group composed of the three of them is called the "Tu Fei Yuan Trio", Wu Di Tu, Si Mang Fei, Niu Ben Yuan, it can be said that things gather people in groups, and the three guys are all somewhat weird in temper.
Everyone has problems, so they get along relatively well.
"What's going on with this plan?" Although the fat man is a bit of a mechanical idiot, his eyes are still very pointed, and he can see the white paper on the puppet's mechanical arm at a glance.
However, Si Mang felt that the reason why he could see it was mainly because the paper was held by the mechanical arm of the puppet.
"Poofhahahaha, Armand, you're cool!" Although the fat man saw the paper first, Wu Di still saw the content first, and his expression made Si Mang only think of one word - schadenfreude.
"I'll just say, how good are the three of us single dogs, you just want to find a girlfriend, this is unlucky, right?
Tut-tut, this is to train you to be a superman! "Wu Di's taunting skills tonight are directly full.
"Fatty! In the future, our Tu Fei Yuan trio may only be Tu Yuan! Wu Di laughed strangely.
"You also have to train with me, as we said at the time, there are blessings and hardships together!" Si Mang snorted coldly.
Wu Di and Niu Ben glanced at each other.
"Poofha!" The hearty laughter of the two nearly toppled the roof.
"Armand! Don't dream! The fat man couldn't even straighten his waist when he laughed.
"Armand, if you kill me, I won't do any of the items on this note, anything! Poof! Wu Di directly began to use the mechanical arm of his powder fist hammer puppet, and Niu Ben felt distressed for a while.
"It's just, are you sick when we are? Accompanied by abuse with you? Hahaha, we'll be eating watermelon next to you to cheer you on! The fat man sat down at the head of Simang's bed and patted him on the shoulder with his hand.
"Yes, yes, yes, we will also use our professional eyes and mouth to comment on how elegant and beautiful your running posture is!" Wu Di continued to mend the knife in a strange way.
"There are also blessings and hardships to share with them, pull them down! Go cool yourself, hahahaha! The two said in unison, and clapped their hands for each other's tacit understanding.
"Hehe, Su Wei said that if you don't do it, I'll tell you, this is what she meant." Simang whispered.
The smiles of the two instantly froze on their faces, and the laughter came to an abrupt end like a rooster pinched by the neck, leaving only the sound of hissing gasps in the room.
"Good friends have to be cool together!" Simang smiled sinisterly.