Chapter 1513 - The joke is too big
Just when Xiao Chen was talking to the Siamese ministers as the king of Semodo, Narodo also received urgent information from Taijing, and Prince Semodo reversed!
Narodo, who had just fought and lost another battle, screamed when he heard this, blood spurted wildly, fainted to the ground, and never woke up again.
As soon as Narodo died, the Siamese frontline troops immediately collapsed, and Ganu Mountain led his troops to launch a general offensive to destroy the withering and decaying momentum, and it took only half a month to basically clear the entire territory of Siam.
The Siamese army either surrendered or broke up, and the remnants of the army that returned to Taijing were less than 10,000 defeated, half of whom were wounded, and they numbered 500,000 at the time of the expedition......
These remnants were dismissed before they could enter the city, and everyone was given severance pay, and the wounded soldiers were also given pensions, although it was not much, but they were very satisfied.
But it was said that on this day, the generalissimo of Siamese soldiers and horses led an army of 100,000 to the city of Taijing, and stationed a ten-mile company camp outside the city, and the Siamese ministers breathed a sigh of relief, the ones who should come will always come, and it is better to come early than late.
Well, now it's clear whether it's dead or alive, at least there's no need to wait for the bird in agony.
Gather in the court and ask the emperor to decide on the negotiation matters, in the current situation, as the emperor expected, you will indeed have to surrender, and there is really no choice.
Our Taijing City is basically undefended now, and it can't stop the 100,000 army of people no matter what, unless it is a jade burn......
But looking at the emperor's red face and jubilant appearance, most of them refused to self-immolate, but I don't know what he was happy about?
Even if people in Burma are willing to negotiate with us, it is an alliance under the city, and the first to bear the brunt of humiliation is the emperor and you.
For example, in the current situation, the emperor may have to go out of the city to talk to people in person, if necessary, take off your shirt, put dry firewood on your back, and pass with the attitude of pleading guilty. Don't be afraid of being embarrassed, we'll be with you......
"Isn't this nonsense?" However, the emperor's self-esteem was vivid, "I have a body of ten thousand gold, the honor of the ninety-five, how can I go out of the city to meet him in person?" O unruly, who is that, Aiqing Nari, what are you, send a messenger over to preach my holy decree, and order the people of Mount Ganu to come to meet me as soon as possible! ”
The emperor can't help it! Haven't we been talking about surrendering to others all along? After a good discussion, how can you still change your hexagram when you are coming?
But the emperor's words are the holy decree, Nali still has to respect, as soon as he pondered about this matter, he also sent someone, and he could go on a trip himself, in case the person sent didn't say a word and angered Mount Canu, it was not stubborn!
But unexpectedly, the emperor did not allow it, "I am my Aiqing, you are an important minister of the country, how can you deign to personally greet him as a marshal of soldiers and horses?" Send someone to inform him, by the way, tell him not to bring troops, just come by yourself, otherwise you will disturb the people in the city, and I will ask him for his sins! ”
The Siamese courtiers listened with grinning teeth and a sad face. It is said that after getting along with my emperor these days, I found that he is actually a very holy monarch, who understands national policy, people's livelihood, economy and military ......
That's right, he understands what we understand, and he understands what we don't understand!
It's much stronger than Narodo and the previous kings!
Moreover, my emperor is also easy-going, he never speaks harshly to hundreds of officials, he is easy to talk and discuss, and treats the people well, not only does he not charge a penny of harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes, but also reduces a lot.
What should I do with the enthronement ceremony? He directly refused, saying that he would never do such a thing that would cost the people and money...... Isn't that sacred?
According to common sense, a son of heaven is a courtier.
But since he took the throne for so many days, apart from the dismissal of some incompetent and unfavorable officials, there have been few major adjustments, let alone the promotion of all his former cronies.
In fact, he didn't have a cronie...... Isn't that sacred?
I don't know why he's always been holy and suddenly he's not holy again, and this thing still has a while?
But something that made the big guy jaw-dropping happened unbelievably......
The messenger sent to summon Mount Ganu soon returned, not alone, but with Mount Ganu and several Burmese generals, who did not wear armor, nor wore weapons, nor did they bring a single soldier, so they came.
When he went up to the court, he bowed three times and bowed to the emperor, the attitude was humble, the smile was kind, and the etiquette was thorough, so that the big guys suddenly had an illusion, who won the battle?
"Big guys have worked hard, let's all get up." The emperor's tone suddenly changed......
Wait, he didn't change his tone, but changed his voice, how did his originally hoarse voice become so crisp?
When I looked up again, I saw that there was a different person on the Golden Throne, still a woman, and still a good-looking beauty.
And my emperor has abdicated and flashed aside...... Wait! My emperor has also changed, from a lewd and ugly, thief-eyed man to a young man with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes!
It's not you, you? And who is this woman who sits on the throne? May I ask where our emperor Semodo has gone, I don't know?
"Hahaha, I'm sorry, Aiqing, I'm not actually Semodo, Semodo is dead, I'm Xiao Chen, pretending to be Semodo, joking with the big guy." Xiao Chen said happily.
The Siamese courtiers said in their hearts, this joke is too big!
You say you are Xiao Chen, is that the Xiao Chen we know? If you are Xiao Chen, then may I ask who this beauty is?
"This is the Queen of Ruyun in Burma, and now she is also the king of our Siam, don't be stunned, don't be stunned, bow down for a while." Xiao Chen suddenly found the feeling of being a eunuch in the Great Zhou Palace before, which was quite inexplicable.
"Get up, I'm not that particular!" Liu Ruyun's words are for Xiao Chen, look at you in the past few days!
You also said that you don't like to be the emperor, I see that you are quite happy to do it, you?
Speaking of Queen Ruyun, the Siamese courtiers are also quite familiar with it, because there have been quite a lot of contacts with her in the past few days, and the big guys have actually already seen that she is a woman dressed as a man, and they can also see that the relationship between her and the emperor is very close.
Even the emperor handed over many major state affairs to her to deal with, not to mention that it was quite appropriate......
They all thought she was the emperor's good friend, the future queen, but they really didn't expect her to be the famous Queen Ruyun.
So from start to finish, we were all played by you.
But I have to say that you guys are really clever at this trick, and if you two don't show up, we don't doubt him until now.
So now is the time to figure out the poor dagger and settle the general ledger?