Chapter 23 Listen to my advice, this elixir is poisonous
Li Er was stunned for a moment, and then smiled awkwardly.
His virtuous brother just likes to joke, but it's the first time I've seen someone with his character.
Usually those who are the children of official eunuchs or the children of rich families, how many personal maids dare to make such jokes?
"Linglong girl, what the virtuous brother said is not wrong, this elixir belongs to yang, and women belong to yin.
If you eat it, you will have a big problem with your body. ”
Linglong knew that the young master said that he couldn't eat it, so this thing must not be edible!
"Okay, Lao Li, I appreciate your kindness, but I advise you on this thing, don't eat it.
This is also Datang, if we are on our side, you give this thing to other people, and the other party doesn't turn their faces with you.
I don't think you know about this matter like this, so I don't care about you in general, because this elixir is poisonous. ”
Poisonous?
When Zhao Mu said this, Li Er was directly shocked into a cold sweat.
How could this elixir be poisonous? I've been eating it for so many years, and I'm not poisoned.
"Seeing you like this, you must be eating it for the first time, right?
It doesn't hurt to eat it for the first time, this little poison eats into the body, and it won't take long for it to be excreted in the body, don't worry! ”
Forehead!
Li Erchang and Sun Wuji glanced at each other, looked up at the elixir in the box in front of them, and had already communicated at a deep level in spirit.
"That virtuous brother, don't fool me, this is an elixir, which was given by His Majesty today.
It is said that His Majesty is also eating, how can His Majesty reward poisonous elixir? Is there some misunderstanding here? ”
Don't look at Li Ershi's calmness at the moment, in fact, he is already panicked.
There shouldn't be any need for his virtuous brother to deceive himself with this kind of thing.
Could it be that what he said is true, this pill is poisonous?
But this elixir was refined by the Heavenly Master, this is an elixir, how can it be poisonous?
For a while, two thoughts came out of my mind one after another, and I didn't know which sentence to believe at this moment!
"Let me ask you, do you feel comfortable and immortal after taking the pill just now?"
The two nodded!
That's right, because this elixir contains minerals that cause people to hallucinate, which is easy to stimulate people's nerves.
After this person eats it, he has a feeling of fairy spirit. ”
"Brother Xian, if it is according to your meaning, this elixir is poisonous, but I heard that the Holy One has been eating it for many years.
Now His Majesty's body is still strong, and there is no problem? ”
Although Li Er believed in Zhao Mu a little in his heart, he still stubbornly asked his own questions.
"No problem doesn't mean that there is no problem with his body, his body is in the prime of life, and he can withstand these toxins.
Besides, this elixir must not be eaten every day, right? ”
"Well, it's said that I ate one in more than 10 days!"
"That's right, if he was allowed to eat one grain a day for a year and a half, he would have already gone to see Lord Yama with a whimper, and it is estimated that he will die a few years before his queen."
Ah, this?
Li Er was very surprised, how can he talk about the elixir, and he started talking about the eldest grandson queen again?
Could it be that Brother Xian, he really knows what he can't do?
Seeing their shocked looks, Zhao Mu paused for a moment, and then opened his mouth to continue.
"Actually, you can't see anything about this pill, if you have the opportunity, your family will reward you with some more.
Remember these elixirs, don't eat them immediately, save them all.
When you save more than 10 pieces, crush them all and put them in the food, you can find a dog to starve for a few days.
Feed the dog the mixed elixir and see how the dog reacts.
By that time you will understand that what I am saying today is saving you. ”
Li Er's brows tightened after hearing this, and he slowly got up and saluted Zhao Mu!
"Thank you Brother Xian, if it weren't for Brother Xian, my Lao Li would die of poison in the future, I don't know what the reason is, Lao Sun poured wine, I want to toast Brother Xian."
A glass of wine is worth it, and it is worth it to come today, and I have mastered such a big thing.
But curiosity pushed me, and I continued to ask.
"Brother Xian, since you know how to refine this elixir? Can you refine the elixir of immortality? ”
Zhao Mu shook him with a roll of his eyes.
This immortality, from the emperor to the common people, really attracts everyone.
"Hmph, you're still immortal, don't you want to eat a fart anymore?
The so-called refining elixir of immortality is nothing more than some of the most basic deceptive methods of those Jianghu warlocks in order to please the emperor.
Of course, if you eat it to death, it is also called deserved, Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer! ”
I!
Zhao Mu's output, Li Er had an urge to vomit blood.
The main thing is that the words he said were so sharp that he didn't know how to answer.
"I won't talk about that virtuous brother, I won't talk about it, let's have a few more drinks with our brothers.
Drank this glass of wine tonight, I don't know when I'll be able to come over next time, go two! ”
"Oh, are you going out on business?"
Li Er nodded.
These few times he came to his Zhaojiazhuang too often, and in order to avoid some unnecessary trouble, Li Er decided that he must integrate his body.
If you should go out to do business, you must go out to do business, and you should be busy, and you can't run to this end every day.
Unless he encounters something particularly difficult to understand, so as not to arouse his suspicions!
"Where are you going to do business?"
Where to do business?
I'll make up, hurry up and think, Bashu? Southeast? Western regions?
If it is too close, it is not in line with the positioning of a businessman like himself who does big business!
"To tell you the truth, I'm going to go to Youzhou in a few days to do some big business.
Now this business is too simple and the risk is low, and I would like to add something else.
This Youzhou horse is very good, and I am going to buy a batch to take to Chang'an.
If you like it, when you come back in Youzhou this time, I will send two horses to Brother Xian! ”
Li Er knows that this is called friendship.
You send me some gifts, and I will send you some gifts, and the relationship between the two people will naturally go to the next level.
"Heh, you have to owe me a favor again, I suggest you don't go to Youzhou."
?
"Brother Xian, we will go to Youzhou very quickly, and we can arrive in a few days.
If you choose a good horse there, it will definitely be slow to come back in Youzhou, and I expect it will only be two months at most.
Wait for us to return to Chang'an City after choosing a horse, and then I will come to Zhaojiazhuang again, wouldn't you and my brothers be happy to drink together?
Or is it because you want me to do some business nearby, so that I can come and drink every day?
Hahahaha. ”
"You think too much, I'm telling you, now he Youzhou Luo Yi is plotting a rebellion.
If you go to Youzhou during this time, be careful that your life is not guaranteed. ”