Chapter 1755: Fiction and Reality
"Since ......" Li Qiu wanted to say that since you can set up a formation, then we can also set up a formation, so let's set up a Tai Chi array and invite your master to come to the urn, okay?
"Now that Nemo is in the line, of course we have to continue." But it was Ouyang Yunxiu who rushed in and interrupted Li Qiu's words.
"This is Miss Ouyang, right?" When Ado saw Ouyang Yunxiu, his eyes lit up.
"Goo-toot!" Tama swallowed a mouthful of saliva directly, is he greedy?
"Please go back to the Fuzun Master, and say that the junior Ouyang Yunxiu is willing to learn his magical powers." Ouyang Yunxiu smiled, "Please also ask the Venerable Master and your senior brothers to be merciful." ”
"Hehe, my master has always been very pitiful and cherishing jade, whoever he kills, he is reluctant to kill you, maybe he will accept you as a disciple and double cultivate with him." Tama's ill-intentioned way.
"Damn, you dead bald donkey, if you fart, I'll beat you, Ang!" Xiao Chen had put up with him for a long time.
The two armies are fighting, and they don't kill them, but who says they can't be beaten?
"Am I still afraid that you won't succeed?" Tama is going to be right with Xiao Chen.
"Forget it, Xiao Chen, don't worry about him as a rough person." Li Qiu said busily.
"Master Tama is not a rough man." Ouyang Yunxiu didn't get angry, "He's just joking with me, isn't he, Master Tama?" ”
"You're good-looking, you can say anything." Tama lowered his head and stopped talking.
"Then tonight, Master and I will be waiting for you in the array." Addo stood up, "You can go to one person, or many people, even if it is a thousand troops, you can enter the battle...... In short, less is not too little, more is better, let's all continue. ”
This sounds like both braggadocio and a suspicious strategy, leaving a suspense in the real and the false.
"Damn, I'm going to kill this dead bald donkey!" The two bald donkeys were gone, but Xiao Chen was still angry.
"You, why are you so easily provoked by others." Ouyang Yunxiu said, "That Tama is not a rough man, he is the smartest of the eighteen Arhats under Nemo's command. ”
"If he is smart, he shouldn't be rude to you!" Xiao Chen said.
"In short, you have to be careful of him, he is a rough man on the surface, but he is actually very cunning." Ouyang Yunxiu said.
"Damn." Xiao Chen said.
Xiao Ye and Ouyang Yunyi fought last night, and they were very tired, this night they slept in the dark, and when they woke up, it was already dark outside, but they stretched out and got up, they were really refreshed.
"You two are finally awake." Shangguan Wuji sat at the table and smiled at the two.
"When did you come back?" Ouyang Yunyi said, "Sneaky and sneaky, there is no movement at all. ”
"Haha, I'm not sneaky, but even if it's a lot of noise, you can't hear it when you sleep so soundly...... What did you do last night? Shangguan Wuji said with a smile.
"I didn't do anything, I just slept here." Ouyang Yunyi said with a blink.
"Really?" Shangguan Wuji said with a smile, "Then why did Brother Xiao ask me to take you, and said that he would be dealt with by military law." ”
"Cut, don't scare people, if Brother Xiao knew, he would have come to beat us a long time ago, can you wait until now?" Ouyang Yunyi is not stupid.
"Now the whole camp knows that you two went to White Sands City last night and came back covered in blood...... You're really not interesting, why don't you look for me! Shangguan Wuji said.
"Where are you eldest sister, how are we going to find you?" Ouyang Yunyi said.
"Then you can wait for me to come back." Shangguan Wuji said.
"Shall we go again tonight?" Ouyang Yunyi is not worried if he has more accounts, and he is not itchy if he has more lice, he will definitely be punished anyway, so he will simply let it go.
"No." Shangguan Wuji shook his head, "Hurry up and get dressed, Brother Xiao is waiting for you, the reason why he didn't let me wake you up is because he wants to let you sleep well before you die, he may have to enforce military law and kill the two of you." ”
Yes? Xiao Ye and Ouyang Yunyi were taken aback, can't they?
Mowgli, you kid must be joking with us!
Are you kidding?
"It's really not a joke, you just know that Brother Xiao is the eldest brother, don't you know that he is still handsome?" Shangguan Wuji rarely spoke with a straight face, "He can manage an army of 100,000, if everyone is disobedient like the two of you, then how can he manage it?" Your disobedience to his orders is a capital crime, and not killing is not enough to serve the people! ”
"I might as well kill myself, if this special thing is beheaded in public, it will be too embarrassing, right?" Ouyang Yunyi is not afraid of cutting off his head, but he is afraid of being embarrassed.
It's a shame this time.
But the brothers would rather be engaged in military law than be embarrassed, but they didn't dare to run.
Dejectedly, he followed Shangguan Wuji to Xiao Chen's Chinese military tent, and saw that Xiao Chen's face was really gloomy, and no one dared to speak, and he slipped to the side vigorously......
"Are you two guilty too?" Xiao Chen broke off, and the two hurriedly came over and bowed their heads to admit their mistakes.
"Hmph, you know it's me off!" Xiao Chen said, "You said it yourself, how should I punish you?" ”
"Brother Xiao, we know that we are wrong...... In fact, it's all my fault, Xiao Ye didn't want to go, I had to drag him there, if you want to cut off your head, just cut me off. Ouyang Yunyi said busily.
"Huh?" Xiao Chen was shocked when he heard this, who said he was going to kill you? What a day's sleep, stupid!
"Wuji said that Brother Xiao, you have to enforce military law and cut off my and Xiao Ye's heads." Ouyang Yunyi said, "We don't dare to run, we can only come and die." ”
"You Mowgli can't talk nonsense!" Xiao Chen glared at Shangguan Wuji.
"It's none of my business!" Shangguan Wuji shook his hand again and again, "It was Sister Yunxiu who asked me to tell them this!" ”
"Good boy, dare to lie to us, see if I don't ......" Ouyang Yunyi turned around and was about to beat Shangguan Wuji.
"I think you dare?" Ouyang Yunxiu walked in, his apricot eyes widened, and he glared at Yunyi.
"It's okay, it's okay." Ouyang Yunyi gently patted Wuji's shoulder, "Wuji's clothes are dirty, I'll help him pat ......"
"I see your ass is dirty too, do you want to pat it for you!" Ouyang Yunxiu said angrily.
"No need, eldest sister, I'm afraid your hands hurt." Ouyang Yunyi's hippie smile.
"I'll spare you this time, if there is a next time, you won't want to go out in the future!" Ouyang Yunxiu stretched out his finger and poked Ouyang Yunyi's forehead fiercely, "I'll let the second grandfather grounded you for ten years!" ”
"Then you might as well just shoot me." Ouyang Yunyi said with a smile.
"Yo, the two heroes woke up? I worked hard last night, and I'll ask them to give you a lot of credit when I go back! Li Qiu walked in and looked at the two of them with a smile.
"There's no need to remember the merits, little prince, you might as well reward us with some barbecue to eat, I'm very hungry at this time." Ouyang Yunyi said.
"Except for causing trouble, you will eat!" Xiao Chen said, "I should starve you for three days!" ”