Chapter XIV Telephone 4

【Yufeng】Really? Do you want me to show evidence? That's not easy, you can also listen to tomorrow's press conference! Oh, by the way, tell the surname Liu, he hid for a while, he can't hide for a lifetime, I want him to look good! It's not me gossiping, a decrepit person like Liu, who has no husband in the tenth life, can't have this kind of man, don't want such a man, so as not to make him a rat crossing the street, everyone shouts and beats! Mrs. Liu, I am also a victim, the inheritance left by my dead ghost husband has been deceived by the surname Liu, I have had three abortions for him, and he has a beast's heart, even my eighteen-year-old sister of the yellow flower girl, and entangled with my cousin... The surname Liu will not end well, he will get retribution, woowoo......

My sister-in-law hung up the phone and laughed.

I asked her word by word

[Xiaomin] If you go on like this, aren't you afraid that you won't end well? Retribution?

[Yufeng] (she pretended to be frightened) Yes, I'm so scared! So what should I do?

[Xiaomin] Your acting skills are better than Chow Yun-fat's better than Ah Qing, just the coordination of speech and voice is seamless, that kind of swaying, they all lose you a sycophant!

[Yufeng] hee-hee, won awards.

[Xiaomin] That Ah Zi died unjustly. All the mistakes are your fault.

[Yufeng] What's the matter, even though it was my fault, Ah Zi still died...... You're also half the responsibility, aren't you? Joke! It's so hard to ask me to carry the black pot! ”

[Xiaomin] This hateful woman, don't you believe in retribution?

【Yufeng】Believe it! How can I not believe it? I'll wait and see now, what kind of retribution will you have for killing Ah Zi?

Xiaomin: Okay! Aside from Ah Zi's money, you are so mischievous all day long, calling and harassing others, do you know that if you do this, it will make the two in-laws quarrel, and at worst it will lead to divorce!

【Yufeng】Really? Is it that serious?

If your prank doesn't have such serious, even worse consequences than you imagined, will you still be happy to call?

According to what you say, won't I become a great sinner? Hey, hey, that's easy to say. Xiaomin, are you too naïve? It's just stupid for you, but don't take others for fools, do you think that just by my words on the phone, you have the ability to break up other people's marriages?

[Xiaomin] Whether there is this lethality or not, you know and I know.

[Yufeng] What if there is? So what?

[Xiaomin] your marriage is unhappy, and you want someone to accompany you to suffer?

【Yufeng】Xiaomin, what are you talking about?

What I'm talking about is the truth, God can't forgive perverted behavior like yours!

【Yufeng】Haha, what did I do wrong? I'm just bored and bored, making phone calls, joking with people, passing the time, you curse me? Why don't you curse your brother? If your brother treats me well, why should I be like that? Those who received my calls, if it weren't for, how could my jokes be of any use? If the husband and wife are in love, they will not be able to break up, let alone a joke call?

The true face of my sister-in-law was completely revealed, and the resentment, hatred, bitterness, unwillingness, helplessness, depression, and pain on her face were in the slightest. She's really crazy. What a perverted woman, she reverses all her words, black can be said to be white, white can be said to be black, but she thinks that she is no longer right. It is the world that is sorry for her, not that she owes it to the world. The result of pulling her down again was only to break up unhappily, so I stood up depressedly and prepared to go back to the room. At this moment, the phone suddenly rang loudly. It's so late, who will call? The phone rings in the middle of the night, which is rare in our house. Where my sister-in-law sits, closest to the telephone, she naturally answers.

【Yufeng】Hey! Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Who to look for? Talking?

The sister-in-law dropped the microphone heavily and muttered

[Yufeng] I don't know that bastard, the third watch can't sleep in the middle of the night to find fun. ”

[Xiaomin] (OS) Aha, feng shui takes turns, and my sister-in-law must have received a foul phone call

As if to read my thoughts, she rolled her eyes and chirped

If it's a foul phone call, I'll scold him, fight roughly, but I don't make a sound, I'm really angry!

When the words fell, the phone rang loudly, but the sister-in-law didn't answer and let it ring. I didn't answer either, and went back to my room. The bell rang loudly over and over again, and the sound was deafening, in the silence of the room, in the silence of the night, like a drama with a thousand words to be said, anxious, pleading, urgent. In the end, my sister-in-law couldn't help but answer.

【Yufeng】Hey! Hey, hey, hey! ”

It's clear that the same person called before, alas, my sister-in-law harassed people a lot, and now I finally understand the taste of being mistreated. I was in my room, listening to the ringing of the telephone outside every ten minutes, followed by a series of foul words in response from my sister-in-law, and the sound of slamming the microphone. It took more than a dozen times before it calmed down. Later, I went to the toilet, passed by the living room, and found that the plug of the telephone had been unplugged, which showed that my sister-in-law was really annoyed by the harassing calls. Not long after, my brother came back drunk. Through the wall, there was a faint sound of him vomiting and his sister-in-law muttering and not knowing what to say.

I was lying in bed, although I felt that my mouth was dry and my limbs were weak, but I couldn't sleep anyway, and all my thoughts came flooding up, and when I was anxious, I suddenly heard the phone ringing again. Didn't the plug of the telephone be pulled out for my sister-in-law? I didn't bother. I heard my brother open the door and run to the living room, the phone stopped ringing, I heard him chirping and didn't know what he was talking about, I ran back to the room with a bang, and said in a very impatient and loud voice

[Brother] Yufeng, your phone call, in the middle of the night, I don't know which one called!

I heard my sister-in-law scolding my brother

【Yufeng】You're insane, I pulled out the plug of the telephone, where did the phone come from? Look you're drunk! ”

[Brother] I drank two more glasses, but I am not drunk yet, and my head is still sober! The other party wanted to find Mrs. Xu, and I also corrected that there was only Mrs. Yan and not Mrs. Xu, and I asked the other party what phone number she called, and the number she said was not wrong at all. She said she was Mrs. Law!

Then I heard my sister-in-law muttering all the way to the phone.

【Yufeng】Hey, hey, hey!

My sister-in-law knocked on my door after putting the microphone on the microphone. Her face was full of gloom, and her eyes were full of fire, and when she saw me, she scolded

【Yufeng】Did you get the plug back on the telephone?

It's not me!