Chapter 218: Temporary cameo
The host really didn't come back......
"Xiao Nan. Why don't you make a cameo. Otherwise, it will end up."
Harvey ran away depressed. One less guest. Now the moderators are not there. It's a shame to be on this live broadcast.
Zidane had a whim. Let Chen Haonan change from a guest to a host. The idea is still good.
I.
Chen Haonan was a little dizzy. This one is a bit big, isn't it? I can't even say all about Portugal's starting lineup. Not to mention Poland . Just know a Lewandowski......
But the arrow is on the bow. I have to send it.
Count on the always shy Zidane or Sneijder to host the show. It's better to block out the sound and watch the ball quietly.
Chen Haonan finally agreed to this challenging request.
"Hello everyone. I'm Chen Haonan. I'm going to give you a live broadcast of the Portugal vs Poland match." Soon. He's got a really good way to talk about it.
"Now let's take a look at the line-ups of both sides. Portugal's starting line-up was ......" as he pronounced the player's name. It's already typed out on the screen. But the on-site staff still secretly handed him a small notebook.
It is densely packed with basic information about each player.
As a narrator. Knowing the information of each player is essential. Otherwise, you won't be able to blow the water.
But...... How to pronounce this word.
Chen Haonan can actually encounter the problem of not being able to read and write.
"Xiao Nan, you are betting on a draw in this game. What do you think of this game?" Zidane pushed Chen Haonan to the position of host. I am also a guest. Now I'm feeling a little triumphant. The question to ask Chen Haonan is quite tricky.
Yes.
Chen Haonan remembered that he bought Poland.
But. He's the host now. You can't take sides with the Finnish team.
"Ahem. It was a tough race. Before the game, I heard that Ronaldo was quite cautious about this game. When explaining to a teammate. Be sure to take Poland. Nowadays, Portugal is actually very scrappy. Want to play to a draw with Portugal. It's really too hard. Personally, I'm still very bullish on Portugal."
"Then you still buy it." Sneider's eyes widened. The heart says that you kid will continue to brag. Who believes.
"Actually, Poland is also a difficult master to provoke. Don't look at the strength of their hands. But high school striker Lewandowski is really a head monster. Have you seen him stop scoring in Europe lately? Not really. So Portugal can't resist this beast. Ah no. The pace of the beast."
"Ahh Rona Ball...... Passed to that person. Who's coming......" Chen Haonan hurriedly said. Can't pronounce the player's name at all. It can only be represented by that one.
Forehead...... Take advantage of the fact that the camera lens did not capture himself. Zidane hurriedly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. If it weren't for Chen Haonan being stupid. That's stupid. Why did he call Chen Haonan as the host......
Chen Haonan didn't know what he said, 'who is that', and it had already made the audience in front of the TV burst into laughter.
There can still be such an idiotic host. If it weren't for Chen Haonan. It is estimated that someone has already called the TV station to complain. Or just turn off the TV. Or maybe change the TV channel......
It's a shame for the hosts. It's also disrespectful to Portugal.
Cristiano Ronaldo had listened now. I don't know how it feels.
The one who. If only that player knew that Chen Haonan called him that. Will there be an urge to die.
In a word. Chen Haonan's 'that who' is famous again.
After realizing your stupidity. He quickly added: "I'm sorry. Actually, I don't usually watch European football. So a lot of people don't know each other. But I know Cristiano Ronaldo. Haha." He scratched his head. It's not a bit like a host. Instead, like an idiot fan...... Or pseudo-fans.
"Ahem." Zidane coughed lightly. Some can't stay any longer.
"Cristiano Ronaldo will have a bull's tail when he is a horse. It's the first time." Chen Haonan was surprised again. To say that you don't watch European football is fake. It's just that it's all a matter of sightseeing. A lot of people don't know because they don't care at all. As a professional player. Improving oneself is the most tangible thing. Moving towards your goal is the only thing. So like Coentron. It seems normal that he doesn't recognize.
Just like when Cristiano Ronaldo was at Real Madrid. He spoke bluntly to reporters. I don't know who the best player in the Bundesliga Shahin is.
But. He's the host now.
"This oxtail looks average. But it's real. I really gave the other party over. He doesn't even pass the ball. Really poisonous. Look at that who. What a good position. If the ball had come earlier. I rub! It's a waste." Chen Haonan was excited. Even the foul language came out.
Forehead......
Zidane fidgeted again.
Ahem.
"Be careful with the words. Xiao Nan." He whispered a reminder.
Yes. Chen Haonan didn't realize what he said at all. It's just casual talk. Any questions. He had no idea he had just wiped it.
……
His non-professional explanation. It completely changed the taste of the live broadcast room.
In order to prevent him from saying the wrong thing. Zidane had to speak often. Take the initiative to talk about new topics.
"Cristiano Ronaldo should just be testing Finland's style of play. Maybe it's confusing your opponent. In my opinion. A thirty-year-old guy. You shouldn't be so selfish. Opposite. I think Cristiano Ronaldo is very good at playing with his brain now. It's a trap. I'm here to paralyze the other side."
Zinedine Zidane is convinced that Ronaldo will not be selfish in this kind of game now.
What Ronaldo needs is to win. Zidane's analysis does make sense.
"Eun. Even the Marseille slalom was used. He hadn't used it in almost a decade. At that time, he was still in the Premier League......" Chen Haonan continued to tease.
……
People are not watching Ronaldo's performance. It's not about watching two teams play. Lots of fans in front of the TV. I want to see how idiotic Chen Haonan is.
"Meaning. Counterattack. Strike. Come on. Punching. What a cross. Hurry up..."Chen Haonan was quite excited. The words are very fast. It seems that he is playing on the field. I hate that the pass is not powerful enough.
"Dry. It's a terrible thing." At last. After a failed shot on goal from Portugal. He cursed again.
He's a fan. Not a host......
No. He could be a gambler......
The game is about to go to stoppage time. The ball is at the feet of Cristiano Ronaldo again.
Cristiano Ronaldo took a few steps at a brisk pace. Quickly transfer the ball to a teammate. He continued to accelerate forward.
at this point in time. The players are on the verge of physical collapse.
Cristiano Ronaldo at this speed. It's simply against the sky. He's not young either. But it's not slow.
Teammates understand the quick ball. Direct overhead long pass.
"Ahh The one who. Well passed." Chen Haonan couldn't help but exclaim. I still don't remember Coentron's name......
Cristiano Ronaldo unloads the ball. Take advantage of the trend and go forward.
The human ball appears on the line of the big penalty area.
At the last moment. He opted to push the far corner. The goalkeeper is not ready. And the opposing defender didn't have a bag to clamp him at the time.
Thirty-year-old shooter. Faced with this opportunity. There is no waste at all.
Because at this time, it is officially towards the age of the old demon......
Cristiano Ronaldo after the goal. Actually roared and rushed to the camera.
Then deep up the index finger. Pointed at the camera.
"Haha. Xiao Nan. He seems to be coming for you." Snead laughed. Everyone knows the bet between Ronaldo and Chen Haonan last night. At this point Ronaldo scored. Naturally, I want to stink and be beautiful in front of Chen Haonan.
". He was clearly releasing the pressure. He was under too much pressure in the first half. Now the goal is scored. Of course he has to unleash it. Of course. It's normal to demonstrate in front of me. Ahem...... There's still the second half. All right. There was a halftime ......"
As soon as it was over, he left this sentence behind. Butt left the scene.
Urinary urgency.
He himself understands . This half-time commentary is a piece of. Hurry to the bathroom to release it.
When I come back. Obvious watery spots on the face. Black hair is also wet......
I continue to be on the show with this dress.
The makeup artist hurriedly came over and wanted to touch up his makeup. But he pushed away.
This is natural beauty.
"Xiao Nan. It seems like your million is really going to be wasted. Portugal are expected to play defensive counter-attacks in the second half. They're very good at this tactic." Sneijder teased.
The Netherlands and Portugal have met in recent years. It's all about Portugal. It was frightened by Portugal's defensive counter-attack.
"People generally die on things they are familiar with. For example, killers...... Portugal's defense. Ha ha...... Brother smiled and said nothing. Give me a player with the surname Ronaldo. to break down the door." Chen Haonan laughed wildly. Portugal's defense was not taken seriously at all.
It's not fun to brag about blowing the cowhide. Chen Haonan is not afraid of the cowhide blowing.
He can only assume that Finland will bring a draw. Judging from the speculation of the bookmaker's closure. Ten have**......
Portugal team with a goal in hand. Sure enough, in the second half, he played a defensive counterattack. There is no intention to go on the offensive at all .
One ball. Enough is enough......
"It's too fake. They'll shrink up as soon as a ball......" Chen Haonan muttered.
"It also makes Finland how to play. Eleven people swing a bus in front of the goal. It's just so shameless. I can't stand it anymore."
Chen Haonan shouted. Complaining about their opinions.
"Penalty. It was definitely a penalty. I rub. For Mao is not a penalty.. Penalty for fake falls. This referee is not short-sighted. Still blind. You can see it wrong right under your nose.. You might as well let me go. The European referees are too fake."
Chen Haonan jumped up. Shoutered loudly. I'm more excited than before.
"Ahem......" Sneijder and Zidane are like watching a play. Quietly drinking coffee. Let Chen Haonan jump around.
"I can wipe it. Can't read it. This referee clearly helped Portugal. This ball...... This ball ......"
We didn't listen to it. Xiao Nan ...... You're obviously partial to Finland. It's disgusting. Snead said to himself.
Throughout the second half. Chen Haonan has been yelling that it is unfair. It's all about Finland. Sneijder could certainly see it. In fact, Chen Haonan is just holding on to his bet......