Chapter 1821: Brother Zhuge
"Ah, it's good to do this, brother, let's divide everything among them, right?" Ling'er said.
"These are all small favors and small favors, and they can't solve the fundamental problem." Xiao Chen said, "It's no problem for his prince to do this, but it's easy for us to attract criticism if we do this...... If you don't talk about this, let's just say that you can't help the fat man? ”
"There is no need to talk about anything without silver!" It's not that the fat man refuses to help, it's just that he can't afford to be early.
"Wait until our father's treasure is dug up, you ......," Xiao Chen said.
"What nonsense?" The fat man immediately replied, "Let's hurry up and discuss the matter, what do you say you are going to do?" ”
"If I had a plan, I would have to ask you!" Xiao Chen said angrily.
"Brainstorming and brainstorming, Ling'er, you come up with an idea, you know nonsense with a small mouth all day long, and you don't say anything when you use it!" Fat people, this belongs to the big lazy branch to make the little lazy.
"People have been thinking about it." Ling'er said, "First of all, let Xiao Yeyun and Wuji enter it...... No, no. ”
"Speak well!" The fat man stretched out his finger and gave her a chestnut chisel.
"Hehe, in fact, sister, I really have a way, it's actually very simple, but you two big brothers can't think of it, it's really stupid!" Ling'er rubbed her smart little head and said, "Let's just find Liu Qiheng, and then Fat Brother, you use your magic incense to fascinate him, and ask him the question, won't you?" Hehehe......"
"Liu Qiheng doesn't know the topic now." Xiao Chen said, "The question is now sealed in the storage hall of the Ministry of Rites, and he can't open it with other examiners until the day of the exam, and now the only one who knows the question is Emperor Li Wanjiang." ”
"Then let's find Li Wanjiang and use the magic incense...... Hey, fat brother, if you hit me again, I'll poke you with a flying sword! Before Ling'er finished speaking, she was hit by a fat man on her little head.
"Then I can only find a way to go to the storage hall to steal the topic, if you talk about stealing things, you have to let us Ling'er go out, she is a little habitual thief for many years, how much gold did she steal from me on Paradise Island back then?" The fat man said.
The main thing is that Ling'er is peerless, unparalleled in the world, and the fat man is also willing to bow to the wind.
"Then I'll go, let's go tonight!" Ling'er is eager to try, she likes to do this kind of thing.
"It's still not good, not to mention that the Ministry of Rites is heavily guarded, and it is impossible to steal the test questions without alarming the defense, even if it is stolen, it will be sent back, otherwise it will be stolen in vain if it is discovered, and it will not be opened if it is stolen, and it will be broken as soon as it is opened, and it will still be discovered." Xiao Chen said.
"Not necessarily." The fat man said, "You forgot that we have a capable person here now, and the fourth craftsman in the world, Gongsun Shen, is here!" As long as he is willing to make a move, he guarantees that he can return to the original state after opening, and no one can see the clues! ”
"Still not right." Xiao Chen shook his head, "It's best not to let others know about this matter, because once it is leaked, it will be an earth-shattering event, and it will involve many innocent people...... Second, no matter how good Ling'er is, she can't really be unaware, and besides, she has to go in twice, which is too risky. ”
"Then you can't really confuse Li Wanjiang, right? That's a lot riskier. The fat man said, "Why don't you find that little monster from Li Yuanqiu?" ”
"You also said that Li Yuanqiu is a monster, and there are Confucian saints and Lao Jun in the Cunjuan Hall, he is only afraid that he may not be able to enter a monster, and besides, do you know if any of them have mages watching in secret? Last time Li Yuanqiu went to Yuan Ren's house to steal something, he almost lost his life. Xiao Chen said.
"Youkai can't, elves maybe." The fat man said, "Ling'er, you summoned the two little guys, Zhuge Xiaohua and Zhuge Xiaotao, to ask, why are you bragging all day long, see if they can blow it this time?" ”
Who are these two?
It's Taoyin and Taoyang.
As we all know, we Ling'er like to name people very much, and Taoyin and Taoyang are just their origins and attributes, and they are not really a name.
They don't object to the little lord's name itself, but it's too much for you to call us golden branches and jade leaves!
Isn't that a girl's name?
We're both big men...... O little man!
Little master, we have been with you for so long, and you have such a big pair of eyes, don't you see it? Do you want us to take off our pants and show you?
Then call Xiaohua and Xiaoqing, Ling'er is as good as a stream, and she will change her mistakes.
But Taoyin, who was called Xiaohua, was not happy, because it still sounded too feminine, and people were little men who didn't tell you!
Ling'er said that the two of you don't know, there can also be flowers in men's names, such as Li Tanhua, such as Nangong Wuhua...... Why do you still feel aggrieved when you are on the same level as them?
Taoyin didn't speak.
The name is easy to take, but there must always be a surname, so simply the surname Zhuge can be obtained?
In fact, this is not the name of Ling'er's spontaneous rise, but it happened that Li Tanhua, Ye Baiqing, and Zhuge Xiaosheng sent a letter that day, so Ling'er took it directly.
This is the origin of the names Zhuge Xiaohua and Zhuge Xiaoqing, it sounds like Zhuge Xiaosheng's brother, I don't know if Xiaosheng will be happy or angry when he knows it, or will he laugh and cry?
Xiaohua and Xiaoqing are currently living very comfortably, because the little master Ling'er is very good to them, and they are not restrained, as long as there are no outsiders, they can come out anytime and anywhere to breathe fresh air and absorb the aura of heaven and earth.
Ling'er didn't even forbid them to go out to the yard for a stroll, but they had to be careful not to be trampled on by others.
But the two of them are proper little otaku, and they are not very interested in the outside world.
As long as you can cultivate quietly in your own little world, you will be very satisfied.
Occasionally come out to help Ling'er quarrel with the fat man, it was the little parrot who helped before, but the little parrot is always not at home now.
So whenever Ling'er couldn't quarrel with the fat man, he would invite these two out to help, which was why the fat man had never treated them well.
At this moment, when I heard the call of the little master, I thought that the fat man was rude again, and as soon as he came out, he raised his eyebrows and crossed his hands on his waist.
"I dare to stare at the fat man and slap you to death!" The fat man said.
"I'm glaring at you because you're a thorn in our side!" Xiaohua said.
"If you dare to shoot us to death, we will be a thorn in your flesh!" Xiaoqing said.
"Are you making our little master angry again?" Xiaohua asked.
"Why did you forget what I told you last time?" Xiaoqing said.
"There's no reason to talk to you!" Since the fat man said so, he obviously lost the quarrel last time.
"I have asked you to come out for something to do." Ling'er said, "I don't know if you can do it?" ”
"This is not to brag to you, little master, our ability is far beyond your expectations." Xiaohua said.
"Whether it's catching the moon in the sky or catching the dragon in the sea, as long as the little master gives an order, you can get it." Xiaoqing said.
It sounds like bragging.