(Today is the last day of this August, tomorrow is September, the panda is here to ask for a monthly pass for September in advance, please have a guaranteed monthly pass for the brother to vote for the panda one or two, of course the panda is not to compete for any monthly ticket list, but not only the ass is good-looking, please have a monthly pass brother to help!)

"Sneeze !!"

Just as the King of the Earth was smiling and sighing wryly... ・・・

On the other side, His Royal Highness Xiao Hei, who was standing on the shoulders of Head Ye Chun at this time, sneezed fiercely at the same time, and he didn't know if he really felt that someone was talking about it behind his back, or if he had just eaten up.

As for this product's keen sense of smell for food, Head Ye Chun was completely speechless this time.

Usually, Xiao Hei's product is basically the rhythm of eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating, sleeping and sleeping after eating, and eating again after waking up, Captain Ye Chun just wants it to come out to breathe, and this product is not willing to come out.

But this time......

His Royal Highness Xiao Hei was very diligent, not only did he take the initiative to crawl out of Captain Ye Chun's chest early, but he also shed precious ・・・・・・ with great vigour!

Why......

Naturally, it's because this foodie smells the elemental people!

And looking at Xiao Hei, who stretched his neck on his shoulders and drooled while looking forward eagerly, in order to avoid being overwhelmed by the massive saliva flowing out of this foodie, Head Ye Chun had to helplessly take out a large amount of food that this foodie usually likes to eat to consume its mouth

Outcome......

Naturally, it became what I had just seen......

Your Highness Xiao Hei's carelessness overwhelmed......

"You foodie is a pig! You actually ate most of Lao Tzu's stock in one go! Grandma's, it's much more difficult to raise you than to raise an independent group! Fortunately, now the whole independent group has become undead, and there is no need for food. Otherwise, you are not allowed to drink the northwest wind?"

Aiming at Xiao Hei from the corner of his eye, Head Ye Chun looked at Xiao Hei with his claws and picking his teeth, and there was envy, jealousy, and hatred in his heart.

It's the same 'debut' together, and it's the same 'higher beings,'.

But why is the gap in life so big?

Why can Xiao Hei, a foodie, be able to eat, drink and have fun all day long, and he can only continue to participate in various struggles, fighting hard for survival and victory.

Is it because Xiao Hei is a bird?

After thinking about it, Head Ye Chun suddenly found that Xiao Hei, a 'stupid bird' who usually only knows how to eat and sleep, was much happier than himself.

And it's not a little bit!

This made Head Ye Chun directly entangled......

As the owner, I don't have the happiness index of a pet around me!

What's going on?

Where is the superiority?

Is this a reminder to those who are having pets, don't feel how superior you are, and the pets around you will be happier than you.

Especially when a group of male compatriots who have pets see their pets being held on their chests by various beauties・・・・・・

I'm afraid that any male owner will have a desire to exchange with pets at this time!

Of course......

If you are already married, and it happens that your wife has a kitten or a puppy...

So, congratulations......

You've entered the 'lower class,' and you've plummeted in the leadership of the family

Your wife is always number one, your children are number two, your wife's pets are number three, and you ・・・・・・

It's going to be fourth for the rest of my life...,

If your wife is unfortunate enough to have more than two pets・・・・・・

So・・・・・・

You know......

Your ranking will drop straight down to fifth, sixth, seventh・・・・・・

And then......

Your wife will never spend as much money on you as her pets・・・・・・

Your wife will never put as much thought into you as a pet ・・・・・・

If you want to eat meat, your wife won't necessarily buy it for you・・・・・・

The pet was hungry for meat, but she immediately went to the ・・・・・・

Moreover, you and your pets are not allowed to 'grab food and eat・・・・・・

You're sick, and your wife will give you two pills at most...

But when the pet was sick, she took it directly to the hospital, and spent two or three thousand oceans at any other cost... ・・・

Happiness!

Sometimes that's how it feels tangled......

You might not even be as good as a pet dog!

(This is a lesson in blood and tears!) I advise those who have girlfriends and girlfriends who like to have pets, after getting married, they must do whatever it takes to kill those damned pets.) Otherwise, what awaits you will be a hellish life!What is happiness? For pandas, the days when their wives have no pets are happiness!)

"It's good that this is not the earth, and you are not raised by the women around me!"

"But ......"

"You're so happy foodie!"

After a few words of emotion, Head Ye Chun stretched out a palm and knocked Xiao Hei's head in retaliation, causing His Royal Highness Xiao Hei to let out an unhappy cry.

Now it is different from the past, His Royal Highness Xiao Hei has greatly improved his IQ and become smarter, how can Captain Ye Chun be bullied casually.

The most important thing is......

'Your Highness Xiao Hei', this kind of change, Captain Ye Chun doesn't know・・・・・・

Outcome......

Just bullied His Royal Highness Xiao Hei, Captain Ye Chun was immediately tragic・・・・・・

I saw His Royal Highness Xiao Hei spread his wings and shook on the shoulders of Captain Ye Chun・・・・・・

Then, a steaming piece of fresh poop was given to Captain Ye Chun as a gift by His Royal Highness Xiao Hei, and it was given to Captain Ye Chun's happiness and glued to the shoulder on the left side of Captain Ye Chun.

As for His Royal Highness Xiao Hei, he took a leap and jumped to the other side by stepping on Captain Ye Chun's head, with a swagger.

The image of Captain Ye Chun has also become a poop on his left shoulder, and his right shoulder is small and black, which looks very symmetrical.

Nima...... Blackie!"

Seeing Xiao Hei arrogantly on his shoulder, Head Ye Chun immediately became angry.

Grandma's!

This foodie actually pulled on himself.

This is definitely something that cannot be tolerated.

"Quack ......"

In response to the anger that erupted from Captain Ye Chun, His Royal Highness Xiao Hei actually let out a 'quack, sound' like a human mockery, and then turned his head straight and turned his face in other directions.

(Hehe, I want to bully Uncle Ben, and I don't have any windows!)

(This piece of poop is Uncle Ben's counterattack!)

Looking at the little black humanized performance, Head Ye Chun was directly helpless.

At the same time, he also had a faint feeling that the current little black seemed to have become different from before.

It seems that Xiao Hei is becoming more and more 'humane' now, and he is no longer like before, and he looks silly all day long.

"Xiao Hei, you can't be kidding me, are you?"

Twisting Xiao Hei's head with his fingers, Captain Ye Chun stared at Xiao Hei's eyes, revealing a fierce light. ...,

"The wisdom of a Warcraft is directly proportional to the rank, and the higher the rank, the higher the wisdom. Even though you are a Min, you should also abide by this law, after all, the dragon in Warcraft is made according to the body of the Minhou. And even Gates, a big stupid bear, can speak after being promoted to a high rank, so there's no reason why you can be stupider than him, right?"

(Nima!, I provoked you.) This bear is the smartest bear in the earth bear clan, you actually say that about me! This bear master draws a circle and curses you!)

A certain black bear who was deeply hurt by Ye Chun's inadvertently and deeply injured burst into tears.

"...... Death"

(Was it discovered?)

(It should just be suspicion!)

"Mourning...... ...... Death"

(Want to cheat Lao Tzu?There are no windows!)

"Quack ......"

(Lao Tzu just needs to be killed and won't admit it!)

With a pair of big watery eyes full of innocence and looking at Captain Ye Chun, His Royal Highness Xiao Hei chirped one after another, his voice was full of grievances, as if he was a child who had done something wrong and was frightened by his parents.

Who knows・・・・・・

Xiao Hei's 'Your Highness, this 'bird language', if you find a knowledgeable translator, you can definitely make Head Ye Chun angry to death.

It's a pity that Head Ye Chun is not a linguist, so he naturally can't understand what His Royal Highness Xiao Hei said in the bird language just now.

So・・・・・・

Soon, Commander Ye Chun was conquered by His Royal Highness Xiao Hei's pitiful appearance pretended, and his heart softened, so he gave up asking.

What's that・・・・・・

In terms of performance, His Royal Highness Xiao Hei, who is deeply influenced by Captain Ye Chun, is also an out-and-out actor.

"Well, just look at your stupid look, your foodie's IQ is still the same as before, and the question I just asked is really redundant!"

I have to admit it......

The easiest thing in the world to deceive is the loved ones around you.

Only loved ones will believe those lies that are easy to debunk in normal times.

This is also the reason why those who engage in pyramid schemes will first deceive their relatives around them.

And countless facts have proven it......

No matter how smart you are and how high your IQ is, you are doomed to be miserable in the face of a loved one who cheats on you.

That's how Head Ye Chun is......

Xiao Hei is no different from his relatives to him, and when he sees Xiao Hei's pitiful appearance, he naturally won't doubt it.

Where would Commander Ye Chun have thought that His Royal Highness, who he regarded as his relative, was fooling him at this time.

His Highness is not only able to speak, but also very smart・・・・・・

At least, Head Ye Chun, a professional liar and actor, was deceived without any suspense.

What's that・・・・・・

Isn't there a saying that says it well?

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach!

Obviously, the current head of Ye Chun is the former wave who died on the beach.

(Hehe, I didn't expect you, a super liar, to be fooled by us one day.) ）

(It's good to lie to your feelings!)

Your Highness, that's a smug smile right now.

If it weren't for the fact that he didn't want to expose himself, His Royal Highness Xiao Hei really wanted to use his fluent continental lingua franca to laugh at Captain Ye Chun fiercely.

But now......

Naturally, I can only resist this desire and temptation......

"You foodie, hurry up and get the thing you pulled out off my shoulder!"

Just after being successfully fooled by His Royal Highness Xiao Hei, before Commander Ye Chun came back to his senses, he was angered again by the special smell coming from his left shoulder. ...,

"Quack ......"

Again let out a sound similar to human ridicule (in fact, it was mockery), His Royal Highness Xiao Hei', in the eyes of Commander Ye Chun as if he was about to kill, stepped on his head and jumped back, and then swept off the poop that had hardened slightly, hitting the top of Gates's head below, sticking to Gates's bear hair.

Gates, who had suffered from the unjustified disaster in vain, was depressed.

However, in the face of His Royal Highness Xiao Hei, who was so fierce and fierce that even Commander Ye Chun dared to 'repair, Xiao Hei', of course, Gates could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, and he didn't even dare to snort.

At this time, Long Ge, who had been sent out by Ye Chun to investigate, came back, talked to Chimei for a few words below, and then jumped on the bear's back and came to the back of Captain Ye Chun.

"Leader, it's exactly what you analyzed, the elemental people are really here. At the fork in the road ahead, I saw a 20,000-strong elemental army, which should be the vanguard of the elemental army.

It will take half a day for them to get here!"

"A vanguard of 20,000 men?"

After hearing this, Head Ye Chun frowned slightly.

Judging from this data, this time the elemental people should have used heavy troops, and it is estimated that there are at least more than 200,000.

This is a terrifying force that can destroy the remaining remnants of the undead without any suspense.

It's no wonder that the red eyebrows below have become so solemn after getting the news from Long Ge's mouth.

Really......

Long Ge's analysis after that was exactly the same as what Head Ye Chun had just predicted in his mind.

"The vanguard force is 20,000, and if the elemental people adopt a similar model to us humans militarily, then the total army of the elementals will not be less than 200,000. And with such a huge army, it is impossible for there to be no Elemental King in it, in command!"

"Dead !!"

After Long Ge's report, he screamed excitedly, and as soon as Xiao Hei heard that there were elemental people appearing, but no matter how many of them, he directly shook his wings and wanted to take off into the air.

For it, elemental squid is just some tasty food.

The more it comes, the happier it becomes.

Now it's in a hurry to have a full meal, and after upgrading, 20,000 elementals can just become its appetizer.

Elemental Man equals power!

This is the understanding of His Highness the Elemental Destroyer, Little Black.

But......

Leader Ye Chun obviously couldn't let His Highness Xiao Hei, this foodie, sabotage his plan.

"Smack!"

Xiao Hei, who had just taken off, was firmly grasped by a palm stretched out by Captain Ye Chun.

Then, His Royal Highness Xiao Hei, who turned his head, saw Captain Ye Chun shaking his head.

"You foodie, you can't eat those elemental people in front, understand?"

"Mourning...... ...... Death"

'Your Highness, Little Black', strongly protests.

But in the end, what he got was still Captain Ye Chun's firm shake of his head.

This time, Xiao Hei finally understood that Captain Ye Chun was really here.

Since Captain Ye Chun is really here, His Royal Highness Xiao Hei will naturally not cause trouble for him again.

After following Captain Ye Chun for so long, His Royal Highness Xiao Hei can already clearly tell when Captain Ye Chun is doing serious things.

"...... Death"

Sticking out his tongue in dissatisfaction with Captain Ye Chun, His Highness Xiao Hei struggled out of Captain Ye Chun's palm and flew back to his shoulder, constantly grinning at Commander Ye Chun.

In this regard, Head Ye Chun is naturally completely immune, ・・・・・・

"Commander, what should we do?"

Looking at His Royal Highness Xiao Hei, who was constantly biting Ye Chun's ears and grinning his teeth, at a glance, Long Ge's heart immediately settled down a lot. ...,

His Royal Highness Xiao Hei, not long ago, a bird, eating five thousand elements alone The domineering scene still often appears in Long Ge's memories.

And this little black 'His Royal Highness' of Niu Fork is just the pet of Captain Ye Chun.

Thinking back to what happened when he was in the imperial capital of Caesar in the human world, Long Ge was a face

With his own strength, he actually took the initiative to provoke Head Ye Chun to go against him・・・・・・

Now it seems that this is simply a sign of not knowing whether to live or die.

Facts have proven that no matter which plane Ye Chun is in, he is destined to be a man of the hour, the existence of Niu Cha.

"This is the only way for the elementals, we will wait for them here, and after the fifty thousand elementals have been released, we will come forward to stop them. All that's left is to chat with the 'Elemental King' and drag on time. If possible, by the way, see if there is a possibility of cooperation. ”

Letting Xiao Hei bite his ears, Commander Ye Chun glanced at the only way to the valley where the remnants of the undead were stationed under the hills, and shrugged his shoulders slightly, with a relaxed and calm expression.

If it weren't for the fact that there was a return to the human world, Captain Ye Chun's death, the plane trip this time could simply be described as a tour.

From the moment Captain Ye Chun crossed over, Captain Ye Chun had never been so relaxed as he was now, and he didn't feel threatened at all.

The feeling of being in complete control of the entire 'plane war' and the command of the entire undead gave him a taste of dominating the world and ruling everything.

For a moment, he even thought of himself as a god.

However, in the end, Head Ye Chun did not get lost in that beautiful and illusory feeling.

He knew he wasn't God,......

Although, he has the identity and bloodline of a god.

But for Head Ye Chun......

Leaving here and returning to the human world to find his woman and children is the most important thing.

That's why he's involved in this 'plane war'.

The newly built 'palace' in the Valley of the Dead, in the middle.

Elect 'the king, the sixth day of the meeting.

Without incident, the quarrel continued.

Eighteen lords, none of whom were willing to give up their rights, eyed the throne of the only four kings.

The quarrel lasted for six days......

But in the end, not even a single place was decided.

All the lords were red-eyed in the competition, and the collisions between the small groups of the alliance were becoming more and more intense, and there were already signs of armed contention.

However・・・・・・

Just when all the lords were still arguing over the ownership of the king's position, an undead soldier who suddenly broke into the palace in a panic used several shouts to stop the quarrel, and brought a piece of news, but directly shocked every lord on the spot, with a look of disbelief. 、

"Lords, there are soldiers at the mouth of the valley to report, and a large number of elemental armies have appeared outside the valley, and it is roughly estimated that there are at least 50,000 people. Elemental ...... The elementals have hit our door!"