Chapter 1926 - Pig's Nose Sticks Green Onions
After coming out, the fat man said to Xiao Chen, "I see that this old man Feng Shi really has the demeanor of an old man Chen?" ”
"The old man is right-hearted, right-worded, right-handed, and right-handed." Xiao Chen said, "Feng Shi is not crooked, but his words and deeds are scheming, but he is not as upright as the old man, so he is at most a strategist and a famous man, but he is far from the style of the old man's national scholar." ”
"It's true, getting along with the old man is like a spring breeze, warm and suitable, but talking to this old man is sometimes cold and sometimes hot, and I am shocked." The fat man said.
"The old man is a gentleman, the emperor and the general cannot be proud in front of him, the peddler pawn will not be humble in front of him, and the heroes of the rivers and lakes dare not be crazy in front of him...... This old man doesn't know that he has lost weight, he hasn't seen him for a long time, and he really misses him in his heart. Xiao Chen said.
"You kid was really just a college forest before he crossed over?" The fat man said, "You don't have any other skills, but you are really quite discerning, you can not only get acquainted with a national warrior like the old man, but also make friends with heroes like the fat man and me, as well as Ling'er Xiao Ye...... When did that eye see it? ”
"This is the emperor's weather, and it is not known to the fat man." Xiao Chen said in a deep voice.
"I think you kid is a pig's nose with green onions." The fat man said, "Pretend to be an elephant with me!" ”
"Don't mention elephants to me, you'll get angry when you mention them." Xiao Chen said, "The special Li Qiu, this kid doesn't know who to listen to, we Yanyun has an elephant soldier, crying and shouting and asking me, it's really insatiable, insatiable!" ”
Yanyun really had an elephant army, but it was not an independent army like Nanjiang, and it was not used for field warfare, but a marine army subordinate to Yanyun's navy.
At the beginning, Xiao Chen borrowed twenty warships from the king of Burma, and although the battleships were detained by Li Feng, the elephants on the ships were all brought back.
At that time, there were only a few dozen, and because of the cold climate in Yanyun, it was not suitable for elephants to survive at all, and more than a dozen of them died in a year, and the rest were all dying, and they couldn't survive.
Or the little parrot of the British guard general heard about this, and asked all the elephants to go, this kid is a gifted animal trainer, which is equivalent to a modern zoological expert...... Under his careful raising, they all survived.
Later, when fighting with Dongying on the sea, these elephants also came with the battle, and Dugulou found that although these elephants were not very practical in naval battles, they played a huge role in landing!
Because these elephants were trained in Myanmar and are all skilled swimmers, and they are huge and powerful.
During the landing operation, they can be allowed to carry a large amount of armaments and materials ashore, and after they go ashore to unload the materials and put on armor, they can also be directly used to charge into battle......
Even if all these elephants were incorporated into the Marine Corps sequence, and a large number of them were purchased from various countries in southern Xinjiang and handed over to the parrots for training, they had already had a considerable scale and combat capability in a few years.
Li Qiu also imitated Yan Yun's navy to set up a marine corps when he formed the Haining Naval Division, and when he heard that Yan Yun had such a magical elephant soldier, he immediately remembered it.
Xiao Chen couldn't help but be ground by him, so he had to promise to give him ten heads, but he was not happy, and he had to pay for fifty heads!
"If it goes on for a long time." Xiao Chen said, "What's more, all of our Yanyun's family will be hollowed out by this kid!" ”
Xiao Chen doesn't care about a few elephants, but Li Qiu, this kid is insatiable, he wants an elephant yesterday, a cannon today, a hot air balloon tomorrow, and a car the day after tomorrow!
Xiao Chen is also a Haining sailor who also strongly supports Li Qiu, yes, but he can't give him everything, at least he can't let their armament level be the same as that of Yanyun's navy, right?
Besides, he gave it to Li Qiu, if someone asked him if he wanted him to give it? The emperor asked him if he wanted him to give it?
It's all given to you, what should we do?
Dugulou also wrote to warn him, boss, you have to stop in moderation, don't raise tigers for trouble......
"Don't worry about the elephants, worry about what's in front of you." The fat man said, "Where are you going to find this scapegoat?" ”
"This matter is simple, you don't have to bother at all, just find one in Jinyi Guard Prison......" Xiao Chen said, "I'm still angry with Gong Shouli, that bastard, Lao Tzu saved his life, not only is he not grateful to Lao Tzu, but he also gloats, Lao Tzu has to wipe his ass!" ”
"Isn't this for Ling'er's sake?" The fat man said.
"And your Chiba is also careless in making friends, I think she and Luzhu are also very good." Xiao Chen said.
"Luzhu is a strange woman, and my Chiba is also a strange woman, so it's not unusual for them to be in love." The fat man said, "Besides, Luzhu and Wen Huan are probably still brothers, don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha." ”
"Damn, there are too many strange women in Fengyang City." Xiao Chen said.
Angelina, the queen of Rus, Kobayashi Begonia, the shogunate general, the green bead who assassinated Shangshu for his father, and the autumn moon who threw pigs at the gate of the prince's mansion...... It really can't be more!
Zhu Xiaochuan, Shao Wenzhao, and Xiao Chen joined forces to handle the case, each with its own division of labor, and Xiao Chen took the initiative to take two errands, one was to examine Mrs. Li, and the other was to go to the prison of Jinyiwei and the Criminal Department to interrogate the suspects caught in the past day of the crime, as well as other criminals......
Examining Mrs. Li is a tricky errand, because it will definitely involve Lu Jing, and Zhu Xiaochuan and Shao Wenzhao are not willing to offend people, and they are very happy to see Xiao Chen take the initiative to take care of this matter.
But he also told him to grasp the scale, the best and the best, don't poke out the private relationship between Lu Jing and Mrs. Li, the big guy is an official in the same dynasty, and he usually has a good relationship, so he should have some affection.
Xiao Chen said that what kind of people do you care about now?
The case can't be found clearly, and the three of us have to lose their heads!
Therefore, if you want to die, you can only die your colleagues, not yourself......
You can't blame us for being ruthless and unjust, if you want to blame him, blame him for his own misconduct, you see what he did called?
Mrs. Li only stayed in Lu Jing's mansion for one night, and then went home to keep a wake for her deceased husband, and I don't know how Lu Jing persuaded her?
Anyway, now that his mood is very stable, he even lightly smeared a little grease powder on his face and made up a little makeup, seeing that Xiao Chenlai not only did not show any due sadness, but his pretty face was slightly red, and his cheeks were so shy?
Do you want to go back and give you a fan, so that you can go to Wang Anbang's grave to fan it?
But whether to say it or not, this Mrs. Li is really extremely charming, which makes Xiao Chen feel pity.
As the saying goes, 'if you want to be pretty, three points of filial piety.' ’
Now Mrs. Li is dressed in white and looks quite pretty, no wonder Lu Jing is so obsessed with her.
"The death of the husband has nothing to do with Lord Lu Jing." Without waiting for Xiao Chen to speak, Mrs. Li opened her lips lightly, and her voice was like a mosquito and a fly to excuse her adulterer.
It seems that she has received Lu Jing's guidance.
The words that come out are equivalent to 'There are no three hundred taels of silver here, and Ah Er next door has not stolen it.'" ’
Anyway, didn't you steal it? Steal people's steal!