Chapter 61: Extortion!
The so-called cheap should refer to Ge Zixuan's current appearance.
Zhang He was too lazy to take care of this rammer, and in the middle of the night, his mind was like paste, he was groggy and too tired, so he simply said hello to the two and lay on the bed.
"Well, take one step at a time." Zhang He was lying on the bed thinking, he was almost scared to pee his pants just now. As soon as I thought of the white and impermanent dead donkey's face, Zhang He was angry, this is simply a blatant robbery, are the public officials of the underworld already greedy to this extent? If you dare to ask for money so blatantly in the Dragon Kingdom, the sewing machine will be smoky for you.
Zhu He himself also knows that the main thing is that I am weak, although in the past few months of cultivation and with the assistance of this small bug in the system, my skills have grown a lot, and in just three or four months, I have already surpassed the decades of penance of others.
'The times create heroes', if it weren't for the sudden changes, Zhang He's strength would not have improved so quickly.
But it's not enough, it's far from enough, whether it's the previous rat queen, or the white impermanence and starving ghost that I just met. He knew too well in his heart that he wouldn't even have a chance to resist. Moreover, Zhang He has a feeling that his rebirth seems to be accidental, but in fact, every step seems to be planned, whether it is right or wrong, he feels like he is walking in the circle.
"Whew~Whew~"
Ge Zixuan's slight snoring sound came from his ears, and Zhang He thought with a wry smile, it seems that it is still good for people with big hearts, at least they will not drill into the horns like this.
Turning his head to look, Jin Chan sat at the head of the bed and spread his hands helplessly, smiled bitterly and lay down to sleep.
So I didn't want to do it, closed my eyes, "I hope what awaits me will not be a nightmare"
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Tonight's incident is just a small episode for Bai Wuchang, he still has something to do, and for Zhang He and the others, he should be a little extra money. Looking at the person who was chained in front of him, a transparent shadow slowly solidified, Bai Wuchang took out a piece of paper from behind his back, folded it back and forth a few times, folded the paper into a paper coat, and then put it on the ghost, motionless.
"I feel like that kid is growing up a little slowly, no, find time to scare him." Bai Wuchang thought of Zhang He, and smiled on his face, as if he had already eaten Zhang He, "Tonight's performance is done, go back to Lao Fan to drink!" ”
"Xie Bi'an!" Just as Bai Wuchang was thinking about going back to drink tonight, a sudden voice made the smile on his face instantly freeze.
You must know that as a Yin Cha, his strength is not below the strength of a fifth-order cultivator in the world, and he has no physical particularity, so he can fight against a sixth-order cultivator. He was surprised that who could appear quietly beside him without being discovered by himself? It can't be a living Buddha in the world and a Taoist heavenly master.
The voice is clearly a woman, a woman...... Woman!
Bai Wuchang suddenly remembered someone, his face changed greatly, and then he turned his head to look: "Yang Huairou? ”
There was no one behind him, but Bai Wuchang could feel that the person was still by his side.
"Come here." A wisp of breath locked on Bai Wuchang's body.
Bai Wuchang put the ghost in the paper coat into his sleeve, held the mourning stick in his hand, and slowly floated towards the place where the sound came from.
"Alas, this woman ......"
"Come out, I see you." Bai Wuchang floated to the street and saw half of his body hidden behind the street lamp.
A black figure slowly walked out from behind the street lamp, it was Yang Huairou. One thing is wrong, she didn't even think about hiding, she just came to find trouble.
"Lord Xie is such a big official, do you even want to blackmail children?" Yang Huairou had a pistol in one hand and a sword in the other, and a faint white light faintly emanated from his waist. The expression on his face was as cold as frost.
"What are you going to do?" Bai Wuchang was stunned, this girl doesn't look like a good person, "I'll tell you, don't come here!" ”
"Of course, it's to ask the famous Lord Bai Wuchang for advice." Yang Huairou didn't talk nonsense, raised his gun and raised his sword to kill Bai Wuchang.
Bai Wuchang was frightened, and he wanted to slip away with the mourning stick. Yes, that's right, an ordinary fifth-order cultivator won't cause harm to himself, is this woman an ordinary fifth-order? She's not!
"You woman is insane!" Bai Wuchang shouted at the back, turned around and was about to escape into the void and return to the Yin Cao.
"Humph!" Yang Huairou is so smart, don't you know Bai Wuchang's little trick, she carried the spear on her back, picked up the object that emitted white light from her waist and threw it at Bai Wuchang, and shouted in her mouth: "Yin and Yang are endless, the universe is reversed, and the ghosts and gods are all accepted!" ”
"NNND, YOU CRAZY WOMAN!" As soon as Bai Wuchang escaped into the Yin Cao, he felt a terrifying suction force behind him drag him out.
Yang Huairou put away the weapon that emitted white light and walked in front of Bai Wuchang, who had fallen to the ground. Ying Ying smiled: "Yo, Master Xie, why are you so careless, the slave family has made amends to you." ”
Alas, the current Bai Wuchang finally realized the feeling of Zhang He tonight, weak and helpless. What can he do, he naturally knows this crazy woman, and he also knows that she is Zhang He's mother, but he can't find himself every time.
Well, Bai Wuchang thought too much, and it was difficult to disobey the will of God, so he was still caught.
Looking at Yang Huairou who was smiling in front of him, Bai Wuchang only felt that the ancient demon beast in front of him was baring its fangs to himself, which was extremely terrifying. "I can't run away from this fight." Bai Wuchang thought secretly, but he still refused to admit defeat, "Be bold, knowing that I am a ghost, and dare to commit a crime, don't you know that there will be a curse for disrespecting ghosts and gods?" ”
"Pull it down, my husband also went to the underworld a few years ago, which of you also said the same thing King Qin Guang, what is the result?" Yang Huairou glanced at Bai Wuchang, who had a hard mouth, with disdain, and the long sword in his hand was directly aimed at his chest.
Bai Wuchang was silent, he knew about this matter, in order to save the life of an old man, Zhang Shijun relied on the fierce ancestor behind him, not only saved people, but also pulled off all the beards of King Qin Guang, this incident was hailed as the most shameful incident in the underworld for hundreds of years.
Ha? You say the most shameful event in hundreds of years? What was the last time?
Last time it was a monkey.....
Bai Wuchang threw away the distracting thoughts in his heart, and all his thoughts were discouraged, "Alas, I finally came out for a trip, but I ran into this crazy woman.... Come again, Lao Tzu will go back directly after saving that little deflated calf! ”
Yang Huairou saw that Bai Wuchang was silent for a long time, and suddenly lost interest, and pulled Bai Wuchang's long tongue to pull him up.
"It hurts! Hurt! Hurt! Bai Wuchang jumped up and looked at Yang Huairou angrily: "Shi Ke can't be killed, why are you pulling my tongue." ”
"Humph! Blackmailed my son, and dared to scare him, if I, the mother, don't come out to protect the calf today, are you really ready to sit and wait for the money? ”
Bai Wuchang smiled bitterly: "I don't know your son!" Who are you talking about? But I thought, "MD." How can this little deflated calf have such a mother who protects her cubs, how many times has it been? When we go down to meet later, I'll throw it all into the oil pot for you! ”
"Don't know? Hmph, the 600 trillion at night is very refreshing. Yang Huairou reminded.
"Of course I know, NND, when I go back, I must tell Meng Po that next time I will give your master my foot washing water."
Bai Wuchang secretly scolded in his heart, but his face suddenly realized: "You said that kid, sister, I was wrong, I don't want money!"
"That's not going to work, fight!" Yang Huairou was aggressive, insisting that Bai Wuchang get up and fight with her.
"Alright then, you can kill me." Bai Wuchang played Lai, and just lay down with such a big word. The meaning is obvious, come, you kill me, the master will not serve.
"Humph! Boring! Yang Huairou pouted, and when she saw that Bai Wuchang was playing tricks, she could only drag him up: "Get up, it's okay if you don't beat you, lose money."
"Losing money? Okay, how much do you want? Bai Wuchang was overjoyed, and directly took out a handful of dark coins, which were available in any denomination.
"....." Yang Huairou seriously suspected that he was deliberately disgusting himself with the Dark Coin, and the long sword in his hand immediately rested on Bai Wuchang's neck again.
"Auntie, I only have this money, so what do you say you want?" Bai Wuchang is now a ghost under the roof, and he has to bow his head, remembering some of the past, alas, rob it, it's not the first time.
"Then you give me the book of life and death to play with for two days." Yang Huairou was relieved to see Bai Wuchang, and said with a smile.
"Then you'd better let my soul fly." Bai Wuchang was shocked and directly put it in trouble. Boy. That's not how the lion's mouth opens.
"Then I will be allowed to play for two days?"
Continue to rot, that Di Ting is a divine beast under the throne of the King of the Earth, and even the ten Yamas are not birds, and let me borrow you?
It's better to be gone....
"The reincarnation mirror?"
“.....”
After bargaining for a long time, even the sky was about to dawn, Yang Huairou finally extorted something satisfactory from Bai Wuchang and left happily.
Bai Wuchang squatted on the ground, his eyes full of lovelessness, until Yang Huairou's figure completely disappeared, and then he cried loudly: "Crazy woman! You must not die, or Master Ben will let you taste all the torture of the eighteen layers of hell! ”
This cry spread far and wide in the streets of the dawn, and it was really sad for those who heard it, and tears for those who heard it....
And Yang Huairou, who was far away, was full of joy and looked at the bag in her hand happily
"Hee-hee, improve your son's skills."