"Come in, you!" Bai Wuchang was too lazy to talk nonsense, and raising his leg was a kick, and he had been waiting for this kick for many years.

Zhang He only felt that the sky was spinning for a while, and he felt that he had crossed a long space, and when he landed, one of them did not stand firmly, and fell to the ground.

"Oops, it hurts me."

"Haha, this kid, it's time to kick!"

Zhang He grinned for a while, and was struggling to get up, when he suddenly heard a chuckle from the front of him, it was a man's voice.

Looking up, there were two rows of small ghost pestles on both sides of the hall, with a serious face, looking at Zhang He's eyes full of smiles, at the forefront, a black and a white two impermanence stood on both sides, Bai Impermanence Xie Bi'an, the one who was dressed in black and had a high hat on his head that said that he would get rich at first sight should be Black Impermanence Fan Wusheng.

Further on, it was dark and swarthy, and it was not real.

Zhang He stood in place at a loss, and then Bai Wuchang spoke: "Zhang He, come forward to meet King Qin Guang." ”

"Yes!"

At this time, Zhang He couldn't help but be a little submissive, not to mention that he was a second-order, even if Zhang Shijun came here, it was estimated that he could only be a man with his tail between his legs.

Standing in the middle of black and white impermanence, Zhang He put on an extremely ugly smile and looked at Bai Impermanence with a constipated face, so dark, he could only see the two of them, Black Impermanence had a fierce and vicious face, and it was difficult to speak at first glance.

"Don't look at me, look ahead."

"Okay, okay!"

Zhang He should be, turned his head to look ahead, the originally dark place, there was already a glimmer of light, followed the light to look in, and then saw a handsome man sitting on the high steps.

The man was dressed in black, sitting upright like a pine, holding a pen in his hand, and was writing something with his head down. Above his desk was a kerosene lamp, from which the only light came from.

"The villain Zhang He has seen the master of King Qin Guang."

"The villain Zhang He has seen the master of King Qin Guang."

"Damn, there's a ghost master talking!" As soon as Zhang He spoke, he heard a voice next to him, word by word, exactly what he said.

"Alas, how many times, even the words remain the same!" King Qin Guang raised his head and muttered to himself inexplicably.

"Huh? What do you say, sir? ”

Zhang He looked confused, what this old ghost said, why don't you understand.

"Nothing." King Qin Guang's eyes were like torches, he glanced at Zhang He, and said lightly.

After saying this, the entire hall fell into an eerie silence, and there was not even a trace of breathing.

Uh, the ghost should ..... You don't need to breathe.

Zhang He stood at the bottom and was in a state of confusion, looking at King Qin Guang in front of him, and he was also looking at Zhang He.

Bai Wuchang next to him floated to Hei Wuchang's side, lowered his voice and said, "Old Hei, guess this time, how long will it take for the boss to look at the mouth." ”

Hei Wuchang glanced at it coldly. He replied, "Half an hour." ”

"Hey, I guess a quarter of an hour."

"Bet on what?"

"How about the Hundred Ghost Banquet in Xudu Restaurant?"

"Deal!" Black Impermanence's eyes lit up, it seemed that this Hundred Ghost Banquet was quite tempting to him.

"Have you two had enough of talking down there?" King Qin Guang above frowned, looking at the black and white impermanence and indifferent opening.

Black and white impermanence closed his mouth very familiarly, looking at his nose and nose, looking at his heart, like two wooden carved clay figures, and never made a sound again.

In fact, King Qin Guang was also very distressed, and he didn't know what to say in the face of Zhang He, after all, he didn't know how many times he had to say what he should say, and he didn't want to play the same old tune again.

Looking at Zhang He below, King Qin Guang smiled faintly: "There is." ”

Then he spoke: "Where is the judge!" ”

"Old... My lord, my subordinates are here! Behind Zhang He, a judge dressed in gray stood up and replied in a loud voice without raising his head.

"Look at the life of this kid!"

"Yes!" The judge's eyes were like torches, he glanced at Zhang He, and then opened the book of life and death in his hand.

The underworld is very professional, and the book of life and death in the judge's hand is a magical instrument, a bit like a smart computer in the world. But it is more intelligent, all the humans born in the Dragon Kingdom, as soon as they are born, everything about him will be imprinted into the book of life and death, and everything he does will be used as a judgment of good and evil.

If you do good deeds and accumulate virtue in your life, you will be a good person, and you will still be able to be a person in the next life when you come to the underworld, and even be reincarnated into a better family in the next life.

Of course, the quality of reincarnation can only determine your starting point, not the end of the person, if after reincarnation, all the bad things have been done, and when you come to the underworld, then you have to talk to you well, then you will know, what is the legendary retribution.

It's not that you don't report it, the time has not come. That's what it means.

Zhang He was silent, constantly recalling what he had done before he was 18 years old.

"Well, there shouldn't be much to do except peek at the big sister next door taking a shower." Zhang He thought in his heart, as for other bullshit, it shouldn't matter much.

When the judge flipped through the book of life and death, the entire hall was surprisingly quiet, only one or two howls of ghosts came from outside the hall from time to time.

The judge looked at the book of life and death, scratching his head. I was silent for a long time, what is there to look at, I have watched it so many times, but there is still nothing.

Secretly raised his eyes and looked at his boss, and suddenly understood what King Qin Guang meant, the corners of his mouth grinned, picked up the pen and quickly wrote a few strokes in the book of life and death.

Of course, this move aroused the curiosity of black and white impermanence, and it is rare to write something in the book of life and death.

Seeing that the judge was silent, the black and white impermanence next to Zhang He quietly floated over, and looked at the book of life and death, wanting to see what was written.

But at this glance, the black and white supreme expression suddenly changed, which was extremely strange.

I saw Zhang He's name written on a blank page, and the judgment behind it was only four words: "Full of evil." ”

"Boss, this is going to kill him." Bai Wuchang stretched out his tongue, and he didn't know what to say for a while, this little shoe should not be too obvious to wear.

"Lao Cui, other people's lives are full of pages or even several pages, aren't your four words a little sloppy" Hei Wuchang glanced at Zhang He, but when he heard what Bai Wuchang said, he nodded quite agreeingly, and whispered: "It's sloppy." ”

The judge raised his head, glanced at the black impermanence, then at the white impermanence, then at the book of life and death, scratched his head again, and whispered back: "There is not enough time, it should be okay to fool around." ”

"Okay!"

The three of them looked at Ye Chen together, their eyes full of schadenfreude.

Boy, let you drag! Don't scare you to death! Accounts? We'll talk about it later!

Zhang He didn't know a few ghosts behind Xiao Jiujiu, and his muscles were almost numb with a smile on his face, but there was no way, King Qin Guang above was still staring at him, so he couldn't turn around and ask.

I don't know if he knew about the three ghosts, no, when the four ghosts had already discussed how to fix him, Zhang He would have jumped up and scolded his mother on the spot.

"Evil is full of evil, heaven does not tolerate it, when you cast yourself into the way of animal life, wait for the end of the next life, and then go to the oil pot prison for a thousand years, and the knife mountain prison for a thousand years, before you can be a man!" The judge regained his majesty, and his fierceness was as loud as a bell and as thunder.

"Accurate!" The smile in Qin Guangwang's eyes was even worse, and he was looking forward to Zhang He's reaction.

"What's that? If you don't do it, don't go, you still let my soul fly away!" When Zhang He heard this, he was so frightened that his hairs stood up and jumped three feet high, and he shouted loudly.

Full of evil? Damn, is it called evil to watch my big sister take a bath? That's called appreciating the good! Do you understand!

"Smack!"

"You still dare to disobey this king and roar in court? Left and right, drag it down, and immediately enter the eighteenth layer of hell, and never turn over! King Qin Guang pretended to be angry and slapped the shocking wood on the desk fiercely.

This sound frightened Zhang He a lot, and he suddenly became honest.

Eighteen layers of hell, no one in the world knows, who doesn't know, you think it's a place for tourism and vacation?

Fight to the death!

"Actually, do... It's good to be an animal. Zhang He smiled, very naturally.

Compared to the eighteenth layer of hell, it is really good to be a beast, at least you can be reincarnated, in case you can be reincarnated as a puppy or kitten, your life is not necessarily worse than a human.

In this era, it is normal for people to live worse than animals.

"Pull it down, let him be a fly in the next life!" King Qin Guang drank heavily, and immediately decided the belonging of Zhang He's next life.

"Woo woo~" Zhang He was about to cry, constantly recalling in his heart whether he had done anything disrespectful to ghosts and gods in his previous life, and after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't figure out where he offended these ghosts, which was clearly aimed at him!

"Big man, big man, the villain has something to say!" Zhang He cried with a sad face, knowing that these ghosts wanted to fix him, but he still couldn't help but say flattering against his conscience:

"If the villain makes a fly, I have to come back to report in a day or two, you look at it and it's annoying, it's better to put the villain a yard, I admit it, you see, change any golden retriever, Teddy can do it!"

"Bold, do you think this is a place for human vendors to trade! You are not allowed to bargain here! ”

"Drag it away, brute." The judge shouted, and with a wave of his pen, he drew a cross on Zhang He's page of life and death.

Under the order, the two little ghosts stepped forward together, one left and one right, one holding one arm, and the action was very rough.

Zhang He had a black face, struggling violently, and it didn't matter what King Qin Guang was or not King Qin Guang, what was more disgusting than being reincarnated as a fly, and immediately scolded:

"Old immortal, you old thing with a thousand cuts, Lao Tzu will not let you go if he is a ghost!"

didn't scold a word, but was dragged out of the hall by the little ghost, and the scolding gradually faded away and gradually became inaudible.

"Heh, you won't let me go if you're still a ghost, what do you think you are now! Bah! Not long after Zhang He left, King Qin Guang changed his gentle and solemn image in front of him, leaned back on the chair, and put his feet on the desk like this.

"Ahem, boss, pay attention to the image!" Judge Cui looked at King Qin Guang, who had no image at all, and coughed lightly and reminded.

"It's okay, the boss isn't there, I'm the biggest!" King Qin Guang plucked out his ears, he was very impatient, he didn't like these teachings.

Bai Wuchang also frowned secretly, but he was not dissatisfied with his own boss above, he was worried about Zhang He, so he asked: "Boss, what should that kid do when he comes back to take revenge on us in the future?" ”

"Phew! I'm afraid of him? When King Qin Guang heard this, he immediately jumped to his feet angrily, stood up and said viciously: "If he dares to retaliate against me in the future, I will, I will..."

"What about you?" A group of imps looked at King Qin Guang curiously, wanting to hear what he had planned.

"MD, I'll hide in Tiewei Mountain for 1,800 years!"

"Ah, the boss is mighty!"

......

After the endless sycophants, he finally wanted to return to reality, and after a long silence, King Qin Guang said helplessly: "If it really comes to that time, I will go to the King of Jizo Bodhisattva to make peace, he will always give face." ”

Bai Wuchang nodded and stopped talking.

After a long time, King Qin Guang wrote an edict and said loudly:

"Pass on my royal order, give Zhang He three flowers on the other side, and two handfuls of yellow spring water!"

"Yes, obey the king's command!"

Black and white impermanence and Judge Cui took the order and slowly withdrew from the main hall, and the little ghosts also withdrew with the three of them, leaving only King Qin Guang alone.

The hall was finally plunged into darkness, leaving only a glimmer of light on the desk.

A sigh came out of Youyou, like sadness, and like helplessness.

"Boy, it's the last time, don't be wrong!"