Chapter Eighty-Three: Huanyang Road (II)
"Zhang He, look back, I like you so much!"
More torturous things appeared, Zhang He, who finally calmed down, suddenly saw Liu Li's figure appear in front again, this time it was even more explicit, there were only one or two obscene clothes on the whole body, and vaguely even some unknown secrets could be seen, but in an instant, Zhang He's nosebleed remained.
"Teacher Fukada, I have already been blessed by the teacher, this is nothing to see!"
"Goose rice tofu, immeasurable Tianzun, Jade Emperor, Buddha ..... The gods and Buddhas of the nine heavens and ten earths bless, this is just like a flower, this is just like a flower. ”
Zhang He closed his eyes tightly, and repeatedly warned himself in his mind, the rooster under him felt the strangeness on his body, and turned back to Zhang He is voice:
"Giggle~"
"Brother Ji, I'm sorry, my brother is not angry..."Zhang He said with a smile, silently reciting the Taoist pure heart decision of Ge Zixuan's teaching, which slightly suppressed the evil fire in his heart.
"Brother Zhang He, you just come down to see people, aren't they good-looking?" 'Liu Li' is like a shadow, no matter how fast the rooster runs, she is always in front, and the sound of temptation is like a maggot attached to the bone, echoing in Zhang He's ears.
Zhang He swears, this voice is really torturous, although he has experienced two lives, it is not that he has tried some things, but the beauty of the level of 'Liu Li' is too attractive.
Zhang He dares to guarantee that a woman like 'Liu Li' is the fantasy type of 90% men, and she satisfies the imagination of basically all men and all perfect women.
"Or.... Just go down and have a look? As soon as this idea came out, Zhang He gave himself a mouthful, "Beast!" ”
The voice continued, and Zhang He couldn't bear it: "Look at your sister!" I have the ability to show me when I go back! Depend on! ”
Fortunately, when he shouted like this, the fantasy in front of him was gone, and the seductive voice in his ears could not be heard. Zhang He had palpitations and some regrets: "Why didn't I look at it twice?" ”
The big rooster ran quickly, and the scene around him regressed rapidly, and after a while, it became the familiar street of Wengucheng Snack Street that Zhang He was familiar with.
"Damn, why don't I just walk for two days, and this is done?"
Zhang He looked at the intact snack street in front of him in surprise, and there was no trace of the war a few days ago, it was still morning, and the vendors had begun to be busy, and there were also many nearby residents carrying baskets and picking up a family's breakfast on the snack street.
"It's coming, it's coming."
The big rooster's legs kept tossing, and Zhang He finally saw the Wengu City Inspection Division not far away, "I'll lean on it, just put my body here, I'm a hero, shouldn't there be a crystal coffin or something?" ”
Zhang He complained, he couldn't hide the excitement in his heart, this time he didn't die, he was so happy in his heart.
"If you don't die in a great disaster, you will have a blessing!" The joy of rebirth after the catastrophe tightly wrapped Zhang He, and at this moment, a voice came:
"Good grandson, you just came back?"
It's grandpa's voice!
The delighted Zhang He didn't think of Meng Po's advice at all, as long as he didn't enter the body, all the voices and people were fake.
Zhang He forgot about it, and looked back happily, "Grandpa!" ”
But it was not Grandpa Zhang He standing behind him, but Wang He, who caused him to commit suicide, sneering at him.
"Good grandson, come down to accompany grandpa!"
Wang He screamed, and his floating body turned into a cloud of black mist, and many white-boned ghost hands stretched out from the black mist, and Zhang He, who was caught off guard, was instantly pulled off the back of the big rooster.
"It's over, it's over, it's over!"
Zhang He, who dropped the rooster, felt like he had fallen into a bottomless pit, and the gate of the Inspection Division, which was originally close in front of him, flew up quickly, and the boundless darkness shrouded Zhang He's whole body.
"Damn, I'm not going to die like this." Zhang He hammered his head in annoyance, at such a critical moment, he actually forgot Meng Po's words, and the boat capsized in the gutter, which can be ruined!
"Dingding, ding! War Apocalypse Upgraded! ”
"Ding! Dear host, congratulations on your return to the battlefield. ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the 'Returning Yang' quest! ”
"Ding! When it detects that the host is being attacked by a wraith, the system upgrade benefits are automatically converted into soul washing! ”
A series of voices echoed, Zhang He was overjoyed, and shouted excitedly: "Damn!" Broken system, you're back! ”
"Soul Cleansing Begins ....."
A burst of white light emanated from Zhang He's body, forcing back the endless darkness, and a terrible scream came from all directions, seemingly in pain.
"Nope! No! I'm not convinced! Ah~~"
The white light was flourishing, the darkness subsided, the familiar big rooster looked around blankly, and Zhang He immediately turned his back at the right time.
"Brother Ji, let's go back!" Zhang He tugged at a hair on the rooster's back, shook it fiercely, and shouted loudly.
"Giggles!"
"The rooster is back!"
In a separate room set up in the Inspection Division, everyone waited anxiously.
"I think I hear a rooster crow!" Standing at the door shouting excitedly, everyone held their breath and listened carefully.
"Giggles!"
"Quick! Open all the doors! Yang Huairou rushed to the door and shouted towards the inside of the inspection department.
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
The sound of the door opening sounded one after another.
"Giggles!"
The big rooster ran in and headed straight for the room where Zhang He's body was kept.
Zhang He, who was sitting on the back of the rooster, had moist eyes, familiar faces, and excited eyes, this was the greatest wealth in his life.
"Grandpa!!"
As soon as the rooster ran back to the room, Zhang He saw his family sitting around his body, especially Zhang He's grandfather, who had not seen him for more than a month, and his original gray hair had turned into a head full of silver threads, and he had aged a lot.
Zhang He's heart was sour, and now he understands why people who commit suicide will be punished very heavily when they enter the underworld, because people who are alive in the world!
The body is skinned, and it is received by its parents. The grace of nurturing is greater than the sky!
Ge Zixuan saw the big rooster stop in front of the bed, immediately repelled everyone, changed into Taoist clothes, held the dust in one hand, and put the other hand on Zhang He's head, and read aloud:
"The goldfinch turns into a spirit body, and the soul returns to the body!"
Recite it once, blow three breaths, a total of three times in a row, and blow nine breaths.
Zhang He on the back of the rooster only felt an inexplicable suction, dragging himself to float to the bed.
"I'm back!" Floating to the side of the bed, Zhang He saw himself with a respirator and a tube inserted in his body, and drilled back into his body with an arrow step.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for unlocking the new map 'Underground'! Reward Level +1! ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the "Return to the Sun" task! Reward Level +1! ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for being promoted to the third order and second level! The system unlocks new functions 'Forging', 'Smelting', and 'Exchange'! ”
"Ding! Congratulations to the host on returning to the battlefield and the first phase of the war apocalypse is complete, rewarding a full set of Tier 3 special weapons and armor! ”
Zhang He opened his eyes that had not seen the light of day for a long time, and woke up to a clanging sound of the system, he didn't want to care about the system now, he just wanted to take a good look at his relatives and friends.
"Good grandson! You're awake! ”
The grandfather next to the bed immediately found that Zhang He opened his eyes and hugged him, crying all over the place!
The first time Zhang He saw his grandfather crying, a burst of sadness swelled up, and he cried out.
When several people in the corridor heard the voice, they immediately ran in to see Zhang He, and they shed tears of excitement one by one.
"You kid, it's been half a year, and you're finally alive!"
It was like wiping tears, looking at Zhang He on the bed, crying with joy.
"What! Half a year? Isn't it only a few days? ”
Zhang He looked at everyone with a shocked face, obviously he had only been in the underworld for two days, and it was only three days when he added back to his soul for one day.
After carefully feeling the aura of several people, he called out the system and scanned them, and several of them were already third-order second-level to third-level cultivators. This time, Zhang He made sure that Xiangru didn't tease him.
"What's going on?"
Seeing Zhang He's doubts, Jin Chan just wanted to explain, and the doctor rushed in and invited everyone out to do a full body examination.
After a while, a nurse came out with a red face and told everyone that Zhang He was fine, and then everyone's hearts were really relaxed.
"Crooked! Check it! Why take off my pants, it's a loss! Zhang He shouted inside.
"Hahaha!"
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Zhang He was lying on the bed, Jin Chan and Ge Zixuan told Zhang He everything after he committed suicide.
Originally, after Zhang He committed suicide, Yang Huairou went violently, and Wang He was about to commit suicide because of the humiliation, but Zhang Shijun who rushed to the scene captured his soul and threw it into the spiritual pool of the headquarters of the Inspection Division for a full month before his soul was really scattered.
After Zhang He's body was repaired, it was not suitable to move, so he was placed by Zhang Shijun in the Wengu City Inspection Department to be taken care of by a special person.
And Jin Chan and a few people experienced the Wen Gucheng incident, learned from the pain, returned to the training camp of the Jiangnan Provincial Inspection Department and began to practice frantically, and they made breakthroughs one after another in just half a year, even Hou Feifei, who was the least diligent before.
This is really bizarre, Zhang He thought, but he knew that this was not a dream, because in his mind he clearly remembered King Qin Guang, Meng Po and even black and white impermanence, judges and other ghosts, everything and the details of everything were clearly remembered.
"Where's the big?" Zhang He suddenly asked, that big rooster can be regarded as his benefactor, it can't be fine.
Grandpa Zhang He pointed to the corner of the wall, and he realized that the big rooster was gulping water.
Zhang He was full of gratitude for this big rooster, turned his head to his grandfather and said, "Grandpa, keep this rooster at home." ”
Grandpa Zhang He nodded and agreed with what Zhang He said.
"You guys go out first, I have something to say at home!" Grandpa Zhang He turned around and said to them.
A few people seemed to know what was going on and quit one after another. Even Zhang He's family went out with him.
"Boom!"
"You two, get in here!"
Grandpa Zhang He grabbed his grandson's hand, and after seeing everyone leaving, he suddenly paused with his cane and shouted loudly.
Zhang He looked confused, who is this shouting grandpa?
I saw the door of the room open, Zhang Shijun and Yang Huairou walked in, especially Yang Huairou, with tears in their eyes.
"It's the military master, and Vice Captain Yang." Zhang He smiled, thinking that it was Grandpa Xingshi who asked for the crime, and hurriedly said: "Grandpa, it's not the two of them, the situation was urgent at that time, and Deputy Captain Yang couldn't do anything." ”
"Good grandson, don't talk!" Grandpa Zhang He glanced at Zhang He dotingly, turned his head and roared angrily: "You two evil obstacles, don't roll over yet!" ”
"Yes, yes, Dad, don't be angry!" As soon as Zhang Shijun spoke, Zhang He was as if he had been struck by a bolt of lightning.
Zhang Shijun actually called Grandpa Zhang He to call his father?
So who is?
"Grandpa, this can't be an illegitimate child you gave birth to outside." Zhang He's brain was like a short circuit, and he said in a daze.
"This kid, how can you talk nonsense!" Grandpa Zhang He glanced at his grandson angrily, this kid is open-mouthed, if you let others know, you still think you are inappropriate =.
"I'm your dad." Zhang Shijun looked at the stunned Zhang He and said softly.
"I.... I'm your mother! Yang Huairou was already crying uncontrollably, and Zhang Shijun patted her back with his hand to soothe her.
'Bang! ’
Sentence after sentence, Zhang He seems to be scorched by lightning and thunder, what's the situation, he is still yang, why do he have two more parents?
Just kidding, definitely kidding!
Zhang He didn't believe it in his heart, he was brought up by his grandfather, his parents disappeared long after he was born, and even his grandfather didn't know where they went, how to say it and came out.
"You guys are so funny, I volunteered to dedicate myself, no matter what happened to you, why are you still pretending to be someone else's parents, don't make trouble." Zhang He shook his head, not believing it.
Zhang Shijun sighed, he knew that this kid would not accept this matter, his character was understood by himself during the last stress test, the traditional virtue of the old Zhang family - death. It can be regarded as being understood by Zhang He.
"They're really your mom and dad!" Grandpa Zhang He glanced at his son who was so fucked up, and whispered to Zhang He: "They also have their own unavoidable hardships, and grandpa only saw these two bastards when he learned that you had an accident half a year ago." ”
After Grandpa Zhang He said this, the room suddenly fell silent, waiting for Zhang He's reaction.
"You're a mom and dad's wild seed!"
"Your parents don't want you anymore, you're a kid that no one wants."
"Your parents are dead."
“......”
Zhang He was stunned on the bed, the words of some children when he was a child echoed in his ears, and he suddenly couldn't remember when he didn't care about these two people.
Because it is true that with them and without them, I have lived to the present.
"Oh! And even if it was, so what? Zhang He quickly cleaned up his mood and said in a daze: "If it's okay, please leave." ”
"Son! I...."
"Get out!"