Chapter 4 The best grandmother

"No, you really can't climb trees, so how did you become a monkey god?" Song Ying shouted loudly, and the birds in the forest were startled and flew up.

The white monkey looked at Song Ying angrily, and jumped to the tree next to it, but it climbed further and lower, and finally sat on the ground in despair, covering its head with two front paws, as if it had no face to see people.

Song Ying was amused and sat down next to the white monkey, who swooped on her head and grabbed her hair into a chicken nest before returning to her shoulder.

"Rice bucket, I'll call you rice bucket in the future! I want to eat meat, where is the pheasant? Song Ying pulled the rice bucket off his shoulder and said fiercely.

The rice bucket pointed aggrievedly in one direction, Song Ying went over, and sure enough, he saw a fat pheasant in the grass, at least seven or eight catties, and the feathers were black and bright.

Song Ying approached the waist of the cat, pounced forward, stood up with a head of grass, and spit out a mouthful of grass, the pheasant flapped its wings and ran in front of her, and the rice bucket "squeaked" and laughed at Song Ying.

Song Ying grabbed the rice bucket and threw it on the tree, watching it gurgle and roll down, instead of her holding her stomach and laughing, the rice bucket jumped up and down in protest.

When he came down from the mountain, Song Ying hung his head and only carried half a basket of fruits on his back.

As soon as she entered the house, Song Ying was angry, and her grandmother Liu Ermei came again, with two baskets beside her, one basket was already full of eggs, and the other was also half full, she was pouting and still flipping.

Song Ying squinted, picked up the broom by the door and rushed into the house, shouting while fighting, "Catch the thief, catch the thief!" ”

Liu Ermei was picking the biggest and most fragrant from a pile of melons, when she heard someone shouting to catch the thief, she hugged the two baskets tightly, and when she looked up, the broom waved to her head, she shouted with a broken gong, "I'm not a thief, you are blind in the medicine jar, I am your grandmother!" ”

Song Ying didn't listen, and the broom waved whirring.

Liu Ermei dodged left and right, flashed to her old waist, and sat on the ground with her ass, "Oh, everyone come and see, Song Ying, who is not filial, beats the old man!" ”

"Grandma, why are you, I thought it was a thief, and my father and mother are not at home!" Song Ying put down the broom and said innocently panting.

"Which stupid thief will steal your house, poor jingle and steal a ghost!" Liu Ermei rubbed her waist, stood up slowly, and glanced at Song Ying fiercely.

She felt that Song Ying had become more powerful when she came home from the Monkey Temple.

"Grandma, since my family is so poor, what are you pouting and pretending, oops!" Song Ying patted his head and walked over, snatched the basket in Liu Ermei's hand, poured out the vegetables, put away the other basket of eggs, and handed the empty basket to Liu Ermei, "Grandma, it turns out that you sent something to my family, thank you." ”

"Who...... Who gave you ......" Liu Ermei was confused, who said that she was here to deliver something, she was obviously here to steal...... Bah! It's to take things.

Song Ying put the basket into her grandmother's hand and said innocently, "Grandma, didn't you say it, my poor thief didn't come, you must have come to give something, just now you were taking something outside, I treat you as a thief, I'm really sorry." Grandma, I'll take out these eggs and put them away, and then I'll send you the basket back. ”

"Phew! I'm going to take this egg! Liu Ermei went over to get the eggs, and the basket containing the eggs was hung on the hook hanging down from the beam of the house by Song Ying.

Although Song Ying is thin, she is not short, but Liu Ermei is short, and she still can't get it when she jumps tall, so angry that she scolded, "Ah Ying, I'm your grandmother, your family has to be filial to me, don't forget that you are sick, and your mother has borrowed my silver." ”

Liu Ermei straightened her chest and shouted.

When it comes to borrowing money, Song Ying knows that her mother has borrowed money from her grandmother to buy medicine for herself, but her grandmother gave her two pennies, and her mother has already repaid me an unknown number of two pennies, but her grandmother still said at every turn that she lent money to her mother, and now she said that she borrowed silver.

"Grandma, let's talk about my family's grain first, why do you have to take half of it every year, my mother has to send you meat and chickens during the New Year's holidays, yes, and my chickens! You have back pain today, leg pain tomorrow, and you have to eat my chicken if you hurt. ”

Since grandma wanted to talk about the silver, Song Ying and her made these things clear one by one.

"Oops...... I was out of breath. Liu Ermei patted her chest and screamed.

Wang Caihua and Song Wang, who were on crutches, came in, and Wang Caihua hurriedly asked, "Mother, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Ask your good daughter, she wants to be angry with me sooner rather than later, so that I can spend my money!" Liu Ermei pointed at Song Ying, trembling with anger.

"Mother, Ah Ma won't be like that." Wang Caihua hurriedly helped her daughter speak.

Liu Ermei rolled her eyes to the sky, "Don't say it's useless, bring me a basket of eggs, and then a basket of good vegetables, I'll take it home!" Cauliflower, don't forget, your father died early, I was a father and a mother, and I worked hard to pull you up, and now I'm old and useless......"

"Mother, don't say it, I'll pretend to you." Wang Caihua took down the basket of eggs that were hanging, went to load the vegetables again, and was dragged up by Song Ying.

"Mother, you are not allowed to give it to grandma, didn't you just give it a few days ago!"

"Ah Ma, there are so many dishes." Wang Caihua still wants to give, she always feels that no matter how bad Liu Ermei is, she has raised herself, and she should be filial to Liu Ermei.

Song Ying made a straight face and snatched the basket in Wang Caihua's hand, Liu Ermei jumped and shouted: "It's overturned, give me cauliflower!" ”

Of course, Wang Caihua was reluctant to beat Song Ying, but asked Song Ying to give her the basket, Song Ying put the basket on the table with a "bang", Liu Ermei wanted to take it, but she blocked it, she pointed to the rice bucket, "Mother, these eggs and vegetables were given to the monkey god by the people in the village, right?" ”

"Mother, I can't give it to you." Wang Caihua immediately changed her mind.

It seems that he guessed correctly, this is a rice bucket given by the people in the village, Song Ying pointed to the basket on the table, "Grandma, I won't stop you, you can take it if you want, but if you make the monkey god unhappy, don't ......"

Liu Ermei was not afraid, a basket of eggs in her left hand and a basket of vegetables in her right hand, and strode away.

She miscalculated, she thought that her grandmother would also be afraid of the monkey god, but she was not afraid, Song Ying regretted walking around, she was surprised that her mouth couldn't close, mother, her house was almost filled with vegetables and eggs!