Chapter 6: Elf Fat Man

Why can't an elf be an alchemist? Why can't the Demon Swordsman get the title of Saint? Set out with faith, that is a kind of eternity. Wu Yu has always believed that as long as you have faith in your heart, nothing is impossible.

"I understand."

Darren glared at Wu Yu angrily.

"Yes, yes, of course you understand, such a good talent in swordsmanship and fighting, you are not a warrior but a demon swordsman, you and him are half a pound and eight taels, both have problems and holes in their heads."

Wu Yu was speechless.

Darren suddenly leaned over and said mysteriously: "Then again, I heard that there was once an ignorant novice mercenary who also took on this E-class mission, guess what the result is?" That unlucky guy tried the magic potion made by the elven alchemist, and he died! ”

Hearing this, Wu Yu's face turned pale. It's just a magic core potion, but it's so dangerous? Is this really an E-class mission?

"This ...... Really? ”

"Believe it or not! Anyway, the person who will drink the magic potion will be you, not me. If it weren't for the fact that the deputy head of my dignified 'Wind and Snow Mercenary Group' died on an E-class mission, the impact would be too bad, and I wouldn't want to care about you. I advise you, hurry up and cancel the mission! ”

Wu Yu hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking rice. Hearing Darren say this, Wu Yu would never dare to do this task.

At this time, the elf girl had already taken care of the work and walked over.

"Hello, sir, I've kept you waiting, now we can go."

Wu Yu turned his head to look and found that the elf girl had changed out of her work uniform at some point, and at this time she was wearing an elegant white dress, like a gentle cloud floating in front of him, Wu Yu was dumbfounded

"Uh...... This one...... Task ......"

The elf girl asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" Sir, is there any problem? If you don't want to do this task, canceling within an hour will not deduct mercenary points. ”

Facing the beautiful elf girl, Wu Yu's head and thinking turned inexplicably sluggish, and even what Darren said about this task just now flew out of the clouds at once.

"Ah...... Oh, no problem! No problem! We...... Go home now! Oh no, I mean we're going now! ”

Looking at the two figures that disappeared in the doorway, Darren patted his forehead and sighed.

"The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, the boy who is obsessed with the ghost, wait to drink to death!"

The Elven Maiden hired a carriage, and for some reason, the place where the subject of the mission was posted lived on the outskirts of Sybil Town, not in the town. However, Wu Yu was not surprised, he had long heard that some accidents would inevitably occur when alchemists were conducting alchemy experiments, poison gas leaks, fires and explosions, and the suburbs were naturally the best choice.

In the carriage, the two made a brief introduction to themselves, it turned out that the elf girl's name was Tsubaki, and her full name was Tsubaki. Star Wood. The two of them have been quiet for the rest of the journey, and the atmosphere is a little awkward.

In the narrow carriage, two people sat side by side from a distance, and the girl's fragrant body fragrance wafted in the air, teasing Wu Yu's hormones.

Maybe this is the feeling of love at first sight, Wu Yu's heart is like a bumpy carriage, puffing.

Wu Yu, who has low emotional intelligence, is very uncomfortable, she has never talked to girls since she was a teenager who has lived in the mountains and wilderness since she was a child, and she is seriously inexperienced. He thinks that dealing with beautiful girls is more difficult than dealing with snow wolves. He couldn't even find a topic to talk to along the way. As a result, Wu Yu kept staring out of the window on the left side of the carriage, and Tsubaki also stared out of the window on the right side of the carriage. Until the carriage stopped at its destination, Wu Yu only knew that the elf girl's name was Tsubaki.

In fact, when Wu Yu was very ungentlemanly and entered the carriage together, Tsubaki was very displeased. In the face of a strange girl, a boy should not be so reckless to sit in the carriage with her, it is very impolite, the right thing to do is to sit outside. But then she also discovered that the boy was not actually the kind of frivolous man, because he had been sitting far away and trying to avoid physical contact, and even did not say a word. The reason why he got into the carriage should be the reason why he didn't know the etiquette in the world.

The corners of Tsubaki's mouth twitched, this dull-looking teenager is really innocent enough...... Like snow!

After getting out of the carriage, Wu Yu saw several wooden houses connected together, and there was a small clearing in front of the wooden houses, and a white deer was lying in the snowdrift in the clearing.

The white deer is more than 2 meters tall just by looking at it! The antlers on the head are like two sturdy little saplings! Wu Yu looked stupid, a white deer of this size...... Could it be the super monster recorded in the book, the legendary White Deer King?

Bailu saw Tsubaki and ran over happily, but found that there was a stranger next to Tsubaki, and his eyes were full of vigilance.

"Xiaobai, he's a guest."

The White Deer King rubbed Tsubaki's cheek affectionately and walked away.

Sighing at the magic of the White Deer King, under the leadership of Tsubaki, Wu Yu came to the wooden house in the most corner.

The black, charred wooden walls indicate that there was a fire, and the old and new timber indicates that the wooden house was damaged and later repaired. Thinking of what Darren had said, Wu Yu regretted it a little, how many alchemy accidents did this elven alchemist have!

Before he entered the room, Wu Yu smelled a strong smell of herbs, but the smell was ...... It looks like it's burnt. There was also an angry shouting in the room.

"His grandmother's, failed again......"

As soon as Tsubaki opened the door, a peculiar smell hit his face, and the smell made Wu Yu almost vomit. I saw a messy room inside, and there were all kinds of alchemy equipment on the table, such as test tubes, measuring cylinders, long-necked funnels, Erlenmeyer flasks, etc., and the whole table was a mess.

In front of the alchemy table, Wu Yu saw a fat elf. That's right, fat! This should weigh more than 300 pounds, right? As far as Wu Yu knows, elves are all handsome men and beautiful women, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes today, Wu Yu wouldn't believe that an elf could be so fat!

The elf fat man was so engrossed in fiddling with the strange liquid in front of him that he didn't even know that someone was in the house.

"Dad, this is Mr. Wu Yu, he took over the mercenary mission you issued."

The elf fat man looked up and saw Wu Yu smiling, very enthusiastic.

"Hahaha, it's just in time! I'm Euromi. Hoshiki, an alchemist. Young man, you must remember this name, because in the near future, I will be a great alchemy master! ”

As soon as the elf fat man finished speaking, there was a "boom", and the liquid in front of him suddenly exploded, and the liquid splashed all over his face.

"Uh...... Alchemy will inevitably fail at times, even alchemy grandmasters will miss times! ”

Wu Yu saluted very politely and said, "Hello Mr. Euromi, I am an E-class mercenary, my name is Wu Yu, and I am here to do the mission you posted."

The elf fat man was very happy: "Great, no one has taken my task for a long time." Hmph, those mercenaries don't have any eyes, and they say that there is a problem with my alchemy magic potion, but I am a professional! Unlike you, this kid, I'm very optimistic about you~"

Wu Yu laughed dryly.

"Mr. Euromi, you issued a magic potion tasting task, where is the magic potion you want to try?"

"Oh, wait a minute, I'll take it out!"

The elf fat man pulled out a small glass bottle from his space pocket, which contained a strange dark green liquid.

Wu Yu took the magic potion and looked at it carefully. The magic potion looked very suspicious, and bubbles were bubbling inside.

"Mr. Euromi, this is ...... What magic potion? If this magic potion is ...... I mean, if it's a failure, you won't die if you drink it, right? ”

Obviously, the elf fat man is very sensitive to the word "failure", and the smile on his face disappeared in an instant.

"Boy, what are you talking about, what are you going to do, phew! I'm an alchemist, not a poison refiner! This is my improved potion of healing, and I don't know how effective it is because no one has drunk it. You can rest assured, this alchemy herb is safe, even if you drink it badly, at most you will have diarrhea. ”

Seeing that Wu Yu was still frowning and hesitating, the elf fat man's face was about to be pulled down, and the pen in his hand kept tapping the alchemy codex, urging: "Young man, aren't you here to do a task!" Hurry up and drink, don't swallow slowly! Drink it and the mission is complete, and I'm still waiting to take notes! ”

Wu Yu gritted his teeth, unscrewed the cap of the bottle and poured it down.

"Gurgling ......"

The elf fat man is full of anticipation.

"How does it feel?"

Wu Yu pondered carefully.

"Well, it tastes a bit like strawberry juice......"

The elf fat man frowned.

"What? Strawberry juice? Don't you feel anything physical when you drink it? ”

Wu Yu touched his stomach.

"Physical sensations? No, but it tastes good. ”

The elf fat man was particularly disappointed, and the pen in his hand wrote something in the alchemy codex.

"Could it be that the recipe is wrong again? His grandmother's, it doesn't make sense, huh? Or is there an error in the temperature of the fire? ”

Wu Yu breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately there was nothing wrong with the drink.

"Mr. Euromi, have I done this task? Can you give me a certificate? I'll go back to the Mercenary Guild bar to submit the quest. ”

The elf fat man glanced at Wu Yu.

"Mission certificate? It's still early! ”

Wu Yu was stunned.

"But Mr. Euromi, I've already drunk that magic potion of yours!"

"Who said you only had to try one bottle? Does the mission statement say so? Try a bottle and ask for 1 gold mercenary honorarium, do you think it's possible? ”

The elf fat man felt depressed when he mentioned the task description, and he didn't give the mission description at all!

Wu Yu cautiously asked, "Mr. Euromi, how many bottles do I want to try?"

The elven fat man gestured to the row of magic potions of different colors on the shelf behind him.

"You try them all, I'll give you a mission certificate, and you're done."

Wu Yu was stunned, and counted carefully, there were 13 bottles in this row in the past, and there were so many!

However, the appearance of these magic potions ...... I really don't dare to compliment, either it's bubbling or black as ink, and there are even 4 bottles of low-level liquid of magic potion and strange white filaments like mold......

"How's that, do you drink or not? If you don't drink, I'm going to complain to you and deduct your mercenary points! Turn your lowest-ranking E-rank mercenary into a minus-scoring F-tier mercenary! ”

There are 6 levels of professional titles, namely apprentice, scholar, teacher, mentor, great mentor, and saint. The mercenary level corresponds to 6 professional titles, which are E-level, D-level, C-level, B-level, A-level, and S-level. Rank E and D are novice mercenaries, Rank C and B are veteran mercenaries, Rank A is elite mercenaries, and S is the mercenary king. In fact, in addition to these 6 levels, there are two abnormal mercenary levels, one is a negative F grade, and the other is a negative G grade. If a mercenary level becomes a negative G grade, then congratulations, if nothing else, you have been completely eliminated from the mercenary world.

The intimidation of the elf fat man was very effective, Wu Yu gritted his teeth and said secretly, "Fight!" "And then one after another!