Volume 1 Emerging Edge 0167, You Are Your Uncle

Xiao Hongye's office is very casually decorated.

This is very different from those luxurious and beautiful school buildings and teaching buildings.

Bookcases, chairs, desks.

A light grey inflatable bed that can be used for temporary rest.

On the opposite side of the floor-to-ceiling window is a large screen.

The most advanced light brain projection, even if it is the extremely fast movements of the martial artists of the Tuomai Realm, it can be clearly captured, slowed down, and analyzed, without missing any trace of change.

"Sit."

Xiao Hongye pointed to the study chair and said, "Red wine, or tea?" ”

Li Xiaofei said: "Wine." ”

He wasn't very good at tea.

Xiao Hongye took out a bottle of treasured Zhangye dry red, skillfully opened the bottle, and then poured the dark red wine into the decanter, and said: "You can drink it in fifteen minutes, I'll go change my clothes, you watch a video first, find out how you feel." ”

After speaking, with a snap, the light brain projection screen was turned on.

After that, I opened the hidden door next to the bookcase and walked inside.

Li Xiaofei: "......"

The atmosphere is weird.

In his previous life, when he was bored with his cultivation, he would also have some fun.

Before sparring with my girlfriends, I will drink some red wine and watch some action videos to cultivate a nurturing atmosphere.

Some girlfriends, before the official start, will change into clothes that stimulate more desires, COS female ninja, woman in white, female secretary and the like.

Finally, the ministry was completed.

Achieve the blending of spirit and flesh.

The one hundred and ninth master who was identified as a liar once taught Li Xiaofei a set of secret magic modifications of the Yellow Emperor's Neijing, among which there is a 'plain girl chapter', which talks about the method of adjusting the balance of yin and yang through the joy of men and women in addition to irritable cultivation.

The so-called solitary yin does not grow, and solitary yang does not grow.

The liar master repeatedly instilled his theory to Li Xiaofei, believing that the so-called keeping the body of a child is pure nonsense, and cultivation must be coordinated by men and women, and yin and yang can be adjusted in order to get a glimpse of the mystery between heaven and earth.

He gave an example.

Zhang Sanfeng, the founder of Wudang, is such a majestic and peerless genius, why can't he shatter the void in the end?

It is because the old man has maintained the body of a child for a lifetime.

For martial arts, the study is appropriate, and the depth of understanding is unparalleled.

But in the end, the chess was one bad move, because the lonely sun was not long.

If Zhang Zhenren could get a cultivation partner back then, he might be the first person to ascend in the post-end law era.

Because what he said was too deviant, Li Xiaofei felt that this person might be a liar.

A sum of money was given to change its direction to expellation.

However, Li Xiaofei has studied the demonic version of the Yellow Emperor's internal scripture.

Especially the 'plain girl chapter' among them.

Li Xiaofei not only researches, but also puts it into practice.

Let's talk about the effect.

It seems that there really is.

Not to mention the increase in combat power after the extension of time, that is, after each battle, Li Xiao not only felt tired, but refreshed unprecedentedly.

And those girlfriends are also intoxicated and can't extricate themselves.

More than once, he claimed that fighting Li Xiaofei was like doing beauty.

There have been more battles, menstruation is normal, freckles have faded, skin has improved, wrinkles have disappeared, and even energy has become more vigorous.

So much so that later, he rushed to fight with Li Xiaofei.

Li Xiaofei really couldn't cope with it, and always felt as if he was being prostituted for nothing.

So I blocked dozens of people who were too crazy.

But the gate was blocked.

Later, I almost found the school.

Fortunately, I met that Erha in the live broadcast room, and I was teleported to five hundred years later......

Speaking of which, it seems like I should thank that stupid dog?

In addition, recently, perhaps because he has been single for too long, and his aunt's massage process is too fragrant, Li Xiaofei is always easy to be distracted and begins to crave a violent spiritual and physical exchange in his heart.

Especially after cultivating the Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending, this impulse became more and more obvious.

Many times, it is almost impossible to contain.

It takes out the traditional craftsmanship of 500 years ago to barely curb it.

Li Xiaofei thought so in his heart, and the video on the projection had already begun to play.

The picture is clear.

The protagonist is ......

Himself.

"Huh? It's ......"

Li Xiaofei was surprised to find that the picture in the projected video was the process of his battle with Xiong Zhigang, who had undergone surgery, at the party that day.

On the burning streets of Chang'an, two figures kept fighting.

The picture suddenly freezes.

This moment was the moment when he was holding a kitchen knife and was about to cut Xiong Zhigang's throat.

The beautiful headmaster Xiao Hongye walked out of the hidden door.

Li Xiaofei's eyes lit up.

This glamorous and amazing royal sister changed into a set of pale pink silk dresses, her arms and calves were exposed, revealing a graceful curved figure, painted with bright red cardamom toes, stepping on white foam slippers, looking intellectually elegant and gorgeous.

"Don't look at me, watch the video."

Xiao Hongye smiled and said, "Show you slow motion." ”

She gave instructions to the light brain intelligent assistant.

The screen starts playing in 50x slow motion.

Li Xiaofei's footwork flowed, avoiding Xiong Zhigang's hand knife, and at the same time, the whole process of slashing at his throat with a kitchen knife could finally be seen clearly.

"Your strength is not as good as Xiong Zhigang."

Xiao Hongye crossed his arms around his chest, surrounded the towering mountains with an astonishing arc, squeezed out a white and secluded charming deep ditch, analyzed it unhurriedly, and said: "The reason why you were able to defeat him in an instant was because you had mastered a divine footwork. ”

Li Xiaofei chuckled in his heart.

Xiao Hongye continued: "You have only performed this kind of footwork twice. ”

Li Xiaofei did not speak.

In his heart, he was instantly vigilant.

Xiao Hongye continued: "These two times, you have carefully hidden, it seems that you don't want everyone to see clearly, outside of this, whether it is facing Longteng High School or in today's game, no matter how bad the situation is, even if you are seriously injured, you have never performed this kind of divine footwork. ”

"Maybe it's just a coincidence."

Li Xiaofei said quietly: "I defeated Xiong Zhigang just because I was in a particularly good state at that moment, as if I was possessed by my Great Xia Ancient Saint, and it was not any footwork." ”

Xiao Hongye smiled.

"I know you won't admit it, little slippery."

As she spoke, she gave orders to the Lightbrain intelligent assistant.

The picture on the projection screen turned into another game.

The contest between Hikaru Mizutani, a female student from Jie Pengguo, and [Your Uncle], who is dressed in black and wearing a silver cicada mask.

This is the picture of Mizutani Hikaru challenging the high school students of Liuhe Base City that day, arrogantly and domineeringly, defeating dozens of Daxia high school students in a row, and finally being killed by [Your Uncle] with one finger.

Li Xiaofei chuckled again in his heart.

But he remained silent on the surface, and said: "I also watched this game, [Your Uncle] is really a Shenlong who sees the beginning and does not see the end, and he is worthy of being a model for my Daxia high school students, referring to killing Jie Peng people and raising the prestige of our country." ”

Xiao Hongye poured two glasses of red wine.

A cup was handed to Li Xiaofei.

"Don't pretend."

She said straight to the point: "Your uncle is you." ”

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I rub, there is a chapter missing in the middle of today's update......