Chapter 11: Lunch
Well? Forgot something? Could it be that this beautiful elf lady was reminding herself to invite her to lunch? Wu Yu even began to wonder if his ears had auditory hallucinations just now.
"Uh, this...... Ms. Tsubaki, may I invite you to lunch? Oh, actually, I see that you are so busy every day, it doesn't matter if you don't have time. ”
"We had a break from 11:30 to 1:30 p.m., so we weren't really busy."
"Huh?"
"So tomorrow at around 11:50 p.m., the Shiguzhai restaurant on Xihuan Street in Sybil Town, is it okay?"
"Yes...... Can ......"
The next day.
According to the agreement, Wu Yu wore clean clothes and sat on a wooden chair in the Shiguzhai restaurant and waited. At this time, he was wearing a black coat, which was wide open, revealing the brown casual clothes inside, and his clothes were flying.
He came early, in fact he had insomnia last night.
Although this dress is not a glamorous and gorgeous expensive dress, it is the most handsome of all Wu Yu's clothes. No mercenary wears casual clothes, and most male mercenaries don't pay attention to their own clothing, so when he went out, Darren bumped into him and was teased by him!
The Gandowa Empire is known as the Ice and Snow Empire, and snow is a common occurrence. Today, it snowed lightly again. The snow outside the window was like flocculent, and the fluttering snow couldn't hide the excitement in Wu Yu's heart, and it all felt like a dream.
"Dating requires a combination of static and motion, and try to start with a quiet form. Be sensitive to the girl's eyes and do the right test at the right time. Men want to stay in charge, women like the feeling of being led and mastered, and lack interest in men who can master themselves......"
This is the content of Wu Yu's heart, he stayed up late last night and read "Dating Guide", this kind of book can be seen everywhere in bookstores and bookstalls, 30 copper coins a copy.
Tsubaki came, it was very punctual, Wu Yu's heart was pounding, but his agitated face immediately turned into dejected, because the elf fat man also came!
"Euromi. Hello, Mr. Hoshiki. ”
"Hey, little mercenary, good afternoon, by the way, your name is ...... What's going on? Sorry ha, I forgot ......"
"Wu Yu."
"Little mercenary, don't mind, although we elves advocate freedom and never interfere in the emotional life of our children, but my daughter is only 155 years old, for us elves, 155 years old is still a minor, and parents of course don't want their underage daughters to be alone with men. Oh, it's not that I'm worried about you. You eat yours, I eat mine, what should be done, what should not be done, absolutely not done! It's good that I don't exist. ”
Euromi smiled, but Wu Yu felt a hint of warning in his tone. Although it is impossible to ignore him as if he does not exist, with such a size! What's even more troublesome is that the elf fat man is sitting next to Wu Yu as a matter of course! It seems that the person who dated him was originally this fat man.
Wu Yu glanced at the squeaky wooden chair under the fat elf's buttocks, and wondered in his heart that this poor wooden chair had borne a weight that it shouldn't bear, would it suddenly fall apart?
"Look at your red face, it seems that you are recovering well."
Thinking of those deadly magic potions, a chill hit him, and the corners of Wu Yu's mouth couldn't help twitching.
"Waiter, order!"
Wu Yu's voice was a little gnashing.
As soon as the menu came up, the elf fat man unceremoniously came over.
"Hmm...... Buddha jumping over the wall, drunk pork ribs, finger scallops, tender duck...... Oh, the soft pearl fish, my daughter loves to eat it so much! Dragon body anchovy shrimp, fried double crispy, stewed whole chicken...... This seven-star fish ball soup doesn't seem to be bad, so let's have a pot of ......."
The fat elf ordered more than a dozen dishes in one go, depending on the fact that someone hadn't ordered yet.
"Boy, what do you want?"
"Ah, I don't have to! Feel free to do so! ”
Wu Yu looked at the astonishing prices on the menu in shock, and secretly calculated in his heart whether his few possessions would be enough to pay for this time. I paid for the forging of the Star Sword last night, and I had a little more than 5 gold and 7 silver coins left on my body. After a rough calculation just now, the total price of the dishes ordered by this elf fat man seems to have exceeded 1 purple gold coin!
The teenager is having a headache and waiting for how to check out......
It seems that there is a reason why the elf fat man is so fat!
The food is on the table, and the attention of the elf fat man is completely attracted by them, gobbling it up. Wu Yu looked at the exaggerated eating appearance of the elf fat man, and couldn't help but think of the short-nosed pig beast, the biggest feature of this low-level monster is that it is very edible!
Although Darren once had affirmation, Wu Yu still had such a doubt in his heart: Is this fat man really a purebred elf? Shouldn't elves all be noble and elegant? This guy can't be a short-nosed pig beast in elven skin?
Tsubaki's appearance is very dignified when she eats, and she is an extremely simple elf girl, and the clothes on her body have always been cheap public clothes, but they are pure and exciting.
"Why did Mr. Wu Yu become a mercenary?"
Tsubaki took the lead in starting the conversation.
"Just call me Wu Yu, and call me Xiaoyu."
Tsubaki smiled and nodded gently.
"Actually, I want to be a mercenary because I want to go out and walk more, have more opportunities for adventure and experience, and become steel, hoping to become a holy demon swordsman."
"Hah! Little mercenary, it turns out that your profession is a magic swordsman! It's all in this era, and there are still people who stupidly choose such a thankless profession? ”
Wu Yu is not in the habit of wearing a career badge on his chest, and his outfit is actually similar to that of a single sword warrior, so it is easy to confuse his opponents. He believes that by making his opponent unclear about his profession, he can be taken by surprise when fighting.
Wu Yu glanced at the elf fat man with dissatisfaction, the so-called "non-existent" person should not speak.
The elf fat man laughed dryly.
"Oh, you keep talking."
In fact, the elf fat man was very depressed in his heart: You soaked my daughter in front of me, have you considered my feelings? Hmph, for the sake of this meal, I don't want to worry about you!
"Elves like to live in the deepest part of the forest, so why did Tsubaki choose to work in the Mercenary Guild Bar?" Wu Yu asked. There was an elf fat man next to him, and Wu Yu found that he was not so nervous.
"Well, actually, I prefer the human world because the outside world is really colorful. Another reason is probably my father, who is the branch leader of the Mercenary Guild in Sybil Town. ”
Wu Yu's mouth turned into a big O-shape, and this elf fat man turned out to be the branch leader of the legendary mercenary guild who never appeared! No wonder he dared to ignore the vigilante group and issue this kind of task of beating people up on the street mercenaries.
"By the way, Wu Yu, last time I saw that you were able to take out something out of thin air without using your space pocket, how did you do it?"
"That's what you said, that's the Void Pocket Technique, a kind of spatial magic I mastered."
"Poof!"
The rice in the elf fat man's mouth squirted out, Wu Yu stared at the elf fat man, wiped his face, and there was a greasy vegetable leaf full of saliva hanging on it! But the culprit completely ignored the inquiring eyes of the Xingshi.
"Boy, you braggart and don't make drafts! Elemental affinity is required to perform magic, how is it possible for humans to have the elemental affinity of the space system? Not only humans, but also our elves, as well as all kinds of demonic beasts on the continent, none of them have a space system, do you know! Up to this point, spatial magic has been achieved by rune-makers through rune carving. ”
Wu Yu glanced at Tsubaki, and in order not to damage the elf girl's good impression of himself, Wu Yu decided to prove himself with his actions. I saw him take out his short sword and engrave the space mark, and then with a slight throw, the short sword flew out of the window and stuck on the opposite tree.
"Look at me."
Wu Yu reminded them that the object of their attention was not the short sword, but the person he was. "Huh!" Wu Yu flashed, and under the two pairs of shocked gazes, the figure disappeared out of thin air, and at the same time as he disappeared, he appeared in front of the tree.
"There's something wrong with this sword of yours!"
This was the first sentence that the elf fat man said when Wu Yu patted the snow dust back, and the elf fat man never wanted to believe it.
Wu Yu put the sword into the sheath and threw the short sword to the elf fat man. The elf fat man looked left and right with a short sword, but he couldn't find the problem, and he had to believe the fact that Wu Yu knew how to do space magic.
Tsubaki's eyes were stunned for a moment, and his face was red like a peach blossom blowing in the wind.
"Wow! It's really amazing! ”
The expression of surprise on Tsubaki's face made Wu Yu very satisfied with the performance just now, and he felt a little proud in his heart.
That action should be handsome enough, right? Maybe I should have put on a more handsome pose just now......
"Boy, what other space magic do you have?"
The new thing aroused the strong curiosity of the elf fat man, and his eyes were excited, eager to immediately catch the human in front of him back and slice it for study, of course, he also knew that such an idea was unrealistic.
Wu Yu was stared at by the excited elf fat man's eyes, and he couldn't help but tremble, fortunately he didn't know what this crazy elf was thinking, otherwise he didn't know if he would faint.
"This is 'Instantaneous', which is to engrave a space symbol on the weapon, and I can teleport to the place of spatial coordinates. There is also the 'Void Pocket Technique' that Tsubaki saw last time, the effect is the same as the space pocket, but this magic is much larger than the space pocket of the same level, and the space inside is much larger than the space pocket, about twice as large. ”
"'Flash'? I see...... This principle is somewhat similar to the positioning teleportation rune of the magic teleportation array...... What is the 'instantaneous' distance of this move? ”
The fat elf showed a strong interest in Wu Yu's "instantaneous" method, and as for the "Void Pocket Technique", it may be because it has the same effect as the space pocket, so it is not new.
"Well, the distance hasn't been tested, the farthest 'flash' seems to be about 7 kilometers, and that time a thief stole my sword."
"Can you engrave a space mark anywhere?"
"Spatial markers can only be engraved on items that can be enchanted, such as magic weapons, magic items, and magic armor...... The rest can't be carved. ”
"Can spatial markers be engraved indefinitely?"
"No, I can only maintain 3 spatial markers at the same time, and if I engrave a fourth one, then the first spatial marker will disappear on its own."
"Is it okay to have a broken item? Like a broken weapon that can be enchanted? ”
"Well, I haven't tried this......"
"Did you develop this 'flash' move yourself? Did you choose the name yourself? ”
“……”
The elf fat man had obviously forgotten what he had said, and the "as if it didn't exist" or something had completely flown out of the clouds, chattering in his ear and asking questions. Wu Yu looked at Tsubaki, who was sitting opposite and looked bored, and actually regretted why he said that he knew space magic just now.
"Since you can teleport through the spatial marker, have you ever tried to cast the magic in a slightly opposite direction after engrave the spatial coordinates, then you can teleport the thrown weapon into your own hand?"
Wu Yu was like a thunderbolt.
yes, why didn't you think of it!?
As a result, although Wu Yu's romantic date was completely disrupted by someone, he accidentally created a new move, which he named "Flashback".