Chapter 37: Ass on Fire

"No matter how much money is not sold, Erniu asks the county lord and her little maid to go out." Lan Yunyi looked at the flying and domineering face of the Lingshu County Lord, and gradually smiled.

In his previous life, this Lingshu County Lord was so good with Lan Wanru, and he spared no effort to grind her with Lan Wanru.

I remember that in my previous life, I met Concubine Zhen's birthday, the emperor held a birthday banquet for her, and Lan Wanru was also invited, Lan Chongzhou was afraid that Lan Wanru would not be able to drink fresh blood in the palace, so he brought her with him.

Who knew that Princess Lingshu was pinched by Lan Wanru and pushed her directly into the lake in the imperial garden.

The water in the lake was so icy, and the sound of silk and bamboo orchestras and staggered chips was in the ears, and everyone laughed, praised, and admired the beautiful sound and beautiful dance.

She was the only one who struggled desperately and rose and fell in the darkness under a full moon.

He almost died quietly in the lake.

Although a man rescued her ashore at the last moment, put on a cloak for her, and left without leaving her name, she still fell into a lot of problems, and in winter she was cold and extremely cold.

The doctor even said that she would never have children of her own.

But when her brothers heard all this, they didn't feel a trace of pity, and all that awaited her was overwhelming reproaches.

Blame her for running around the palace at night, blame her for embarrassing them, but no one believes her explanation.

"Flies don't bite eggs, if you didn't do anything wrong, why did Lord Lingshu target you?" The fifth brother said.

"A slap doesn't make a sound, I don't believe that Lord Lingshu would do such a thing, even if he will, it is your fault first!" The third brother said.

That's right? Why are you targeting me?

Lan Yunyi slowly lowered her eyes, and at this moment, the sharp voice of the Lingshu County Lord was still buzzing in her ears, like a fly that smelled.

"Annoying." Lan Yunyi frowned impatiently, "Erniu, throw them out!" ”

"I'll see who dares to touch me! If you dare to touch a finger of mine, tomorrow you will wait for the noon gate to ask for a beheading! Lord Lingshu's eyes widened, and he opened fire.

She was used to being spoiled, and she had always had a reputation for being rude and willful and misbehaving in the capital, but as soon as she said this, no one dared to continue to move.

She clasped her hands around her chest and looked at the reactions of everyone in front of her with great satisfaction: "What do you mean?" Say I'm annoying? You dare to say that you can't mess with the Taoist priests all day long? Did you eat bear's heart leopard gall? ”

Lan Yunyi laughed and pulled the corners of her mouth, but her eyes were already as cold as ice, what she hated most was these self-righteous people who looked down on her teachers.

She can scold her, but she can't say that the sergeant is indiscriminate.

Lan Yunyi clenched her fists, smiled lazily at her, and said, "If you know that I live in Qingyun Temple now, you should be careful when you speak." Okay, I'm going to give you a hexagram today. ”

She approached the Lord of Lingshu step by step, and the aura of the yin owl was like that of a Yama from hell, complaining about the coldness of the lake.

Lord Lingshu's hands and feet softened.

"I count you messing around with Lan Wanru all day long, and you must not end well. I count Lan Wanru as a bazi to defeat you, causing you to have a miserable life and die without a corpse, I count you as having a bloody disaster today, and being beaten in the downtown area, so miserable! ”

Lan Yunyi's aura suddenly opened up, and his determined tone shocked the people present, and no one dared to speak for a long time.

Lord Lingshu was also frightened by her words, and after a pause, he forced himself to say, "!" Beaten up in the middle of the city? I'll see who dares to touch me here! ”

Lan Yunyi raised her eyebrows and silently recited a trick.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, and the strong wind hit the face of the Lingshu County Lord, and with a "snap", no one did anything at all, and the Lingshu County Lord was knocked to the ground by this strange wind.

The hurricane swept up the leaves on the branches and swept straight to the face of the Lingshu County Lord, the power of the hurricane was no less than that of an adult martial arts man, and the Lingshu County Lord rolled around on the ground, screaming miserably.

Lan Wanru's smug smile froze on her face, and she took a few steps back silently.

Lan Yunyi naturally didn't leave Lan Wanru behind, and asked the two good sisters to clean the floor of their shop with their clothes.

Everyone was so frightened by the strange scene in front of them that their mouths widened, and their eyes lit up when they looked at Lan Yunyi, and they almost pounced on it and called the living immortals.

Even the maid who was brought by the two of them was scared stupid, and they didn't dare to reach out to help, for fear of offending the gods.

After a quarter of an hour, the wind slowly subsided.

Lord Lingshu and Lan Wanru both had blue noses and swollen faces, not to mention, when they stood up with trembling legs and were supported by the maid, they spurted out a mouthful of blood, and one knelt down unsteadily.

Lan Yunyi stood calmly in front of the two of them, and accepted this great gift so hard that no one present dared to say anything, nor did they take into account the identity of the Lord of Lingshu.

The maid trembled and supported the enlightened Lingshu County Lord, who was covered with blood on his face, but he didn't want to go out at all.

"I'm going to kill you! Lan Yunyi! She yelled angrily, her voice hoarse, and when she opened her mouth to speak, blood gushed out.

Lan Yunyi smiled and didn't reply to her, and silently recited another trick.

Everyone thought that Lan Yunyi was scared and didn't dare to speak, until the little maid beside Lord Lingshu pointed at her and Lan Wanru's buttocks, looking frightened.

"Ah, county lord! Why are your butts on fire? ”

The county lord of Lingshu turned his head in horror, and found that he and Lan Wanru had already burned a raging fire on their bodies, and they could vaguely smell the smell of meat.

"Ahh

Lan Wanru looked at her burning buttocks, her head banged, and her eyes turned white.

"Go downstairs! There is water downstairs!! ”

I don't know who shouted, and a bunch of people went downstairs with two people whose buttocks were on fire.

This disaster of blood and light, the two of them have been stained all over again.

Ling Chendao, who was originally hiding in the kitchen to watch the play, was quietly lifting the half-corner curtain to look out, how could he, a little apprentice, still tell hexagrams, and he didn't teach it?

If his senior brother came back and saw this little doll, he was afraid that he would be so smiling that he couldn't close his mouth for three days.

No, he has to use all his moves, what snail powder, stinky tofu, lure her to call him Master first!

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Sun Cai saw the movement upstairs, and casually picked up a basin of sewage from the bucket and went downstairs.

The two people with their buttocks on fire rushed to pounce.

The tip of Lan Wanru's nose was filled with the aroma of barbecue, she had completely lost her mind at this moment, and she watched the Lingshu County Lord beside her take a step ahead of her, and pushed her without thinking about it.

Lord Lingshu was pushed by her suddenly, and flew out of the gravel road with both hands on the ground, and the two palms were tightly attached to the ground, almost grinding out the sparks.

The onlookers couldn't bear to let out a sigh of "hiss".