Chapter 011: I'm a big monster, and I specialize in eating white and tender children
When the beasts completely retreated, the two cubs breathed a sigh of relief, and timidly moved their hands away from the corners of Jiang Ran's clothes, but they quickly turned around, and looked at Jiang Ran with a look of fear and disbelief, the corners of their mouths twitched, as if they wanted to ask, but they didn't dare.
Jiang Ran bit his tongue in annoyance, remembering what Xiantong said that his supernatural powers could not be revealed in front of people, bad.
"You, what's that purple mass in your hand just now?"
The second Zhou Er was bold, and his eyes didn't dare to stay on Jiang Ran for too long.
"That's what you say?" Jiang Ran re-condensed a ball of purple thunder and lightning in the palm of his hand, but seeing the two cubs' eyes widen in fear, he hurriedly put it away again, thought about it, and felt that with her temperament, she was afraid that she couldn't hide it, so she just told the truth.
"Actually, I'm not your stepmother."
“……”
Seeing that the two cubs didn't shout in fright, she felt that these two cubs still had the guts, so she was relieved: "I, I was originally a big monster cultivating in this mountain, well, these beasts here are my little brothers, you also saw it, I let them die obediently, and they have to die obediently, so ah......"
"So, you, are you going to eat us too?" After Zhou Shense finished speaking, he hurriedly hid behind his second brother Zhou Er, the hand holding the corner of Zhou Er's clothes was still trembling, his legs were even shaking, and the dry branches around him made a sound of rubbing.
Jiang Ran smiled slightly, looked at these two pale little faces, and had the intention to tease them, so he nodded: "Yes, I haven't eaten human flesh for a long time, the meat of this little cub is white and tender, it must be delicious, but you two are too thin, you have to be fattened to be delicious." ”
As he spoke, he made a fierce appearance, reached over and wanted to pinch the cheeks of the two cubs, but Zhou Shen was so frightened that he squatted directly on the ground, and then a strange smell penetrated into his nose.
Like the smell of urine from the rabbit she used to raise, she lifted her eyelids and swept towards Zhou Shen, and sure enough, the little guy's pants were soaked.
Zhou Er obviously found out, but he looked like he was protecting his younger brother, blocking Jiang Ran, although he was also afraid of death, but he didn't want to let it go at all, but this little face, this little eye, and this little nose, small mouth, it was really distressing to watch.
It made her stepmother a little unbearable, pursed her lips, and had to smile: "Okay, scare you, look at your guts, I was not afraid when I saw the tiger and jackal just now, but I was scared to pee my pants by a few words." ”
"You, you're more terrible than a jackal, a tiger and a leopard." Zhou Yi retorted with a trembling voice.
Jiang Ran's face stiffened, and she was about to get angry, thinking that this seemed to be praising herself for being powerful, then she smiled.
Seeing that the two cubs were still scared, she scratched her head helplessly, regretting that she had scared them just now, and she was not very good at coaxing children.
So they decided to use practical actions to be good to them, so that they could believe that she would not harm them.
How to be good to them?
Her eyes quickly fixed on Zhou Shen's soaked pants, and she rushed over without saying a word, and ripped off Zhou Shen's pants in Zhou Shen's screams and Zhou Er's scolding and crying.
The beast, which had retreated far away, shuddered again when he heard this.
Jiang Ran took off his pants and smelled it, the smell was too strong, if he wore it back, not to mention the tide on his body, he was afraid that the smell would not be hidden.
"Okay, I'll help you clean up, otherwise you will go back like this, and you will be laughed at for a small matter, and you will be used as a laughing stock when you talk about the lady in the future." Jiang Ran said in one word.
Then, in the eyes of Zhou Er and Zhou Shen who were afraid, worried and curious, they began to condense the water with their hands to rinse the pants.
I don't know how long I haven't washed it, it's dirty to death, I'm afraid that I'm going too hard, the pants will be torn directly, and when the time comes, the little baby will go home with her bare butt and let people see it.
Thinking about it, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Probably realizing that she really had no malicious intentions, Zhou Er and Zhou Shen relaxed slightly, and under her command, Zhou Er took off his robe outside to cover Zhou Shen's buttocks, and then the two of them began to drag the beast that was killed by lightning to him.
By the time they had dragged dozens of beasts over with great difficulty, she had already dried her pants with dragon qi and threw them to Zhou Shen.
"Put it on, don't bare your butt anymore, and besides, pee your pants again, I don't care."
Zhou Shenxiao's face flushed, his head lowered, and he seemed to be speechless in shame.
Later, he dragged his second brother Zhou Er, and he didn't know what to say to Zhou Er, so the two of them counted the beasts with her again, and then took the opportunity to speak again.
"That, my third brother is an adult, you, can you not tell anyone about this?"
"Who is the other person? Your father, or your eldest brother, or Xiao Niannian? ”
"It's the fourth of the three of us?" Zhou Shen blushed, but his voice was a little stubborn.
"It's not impossible, but you have to promise not to tell anyone else about me." Jiang Ran felt that this was really a good deal, and she was also worried about letting them keep it secret.
Zhou Er and Zhou Shen glanced at each other, and then Zhou Er spoke: "Yes, yes, but can you tell us who you are?" Why, why did it become our stepmother? What is the purpose of your visit to our house? ”
"I, I'm a big monster, but I'm a big monster that doesn't hurt people, what about me, I'm cultivating in this mountain, isn't your father a hunter? When I saw that your father was handsome and good-looking, I fell in love with it, but your father already had a wife, but fortunately, your stepmother was a bad one, and God killed her, so I replaced her. Jiang Ran said that his dragon brain was really not enough, but fortunately, he had been trained by the fairy child before going down to earth, well, this seems to be one of the tried-and-tested ones.
She couldn't wait for the two cubs to reply, she was really a little nervous, could it be that this one was outdated?
"That's not right."
Is it really outdated?
Jiang Ran was so frightened that the dragon's claws were almost exposed.
"What's wrong?"
"The stepmother was chopped to death by you." Zhou Er looked at her eyes, word by word, very determined.
Jiang Ran was stunned, forgetting this stubble, they all already knew that they would use thunder, what should they do?
I killed their stepmother, although she is a vicious stepmother, but it seems that she also killed someone, so she must be bad in their hearts.
Wait, there's a spell that seems to make people lose some of their memories, but she didn't think it was useful before, so she didn't practice much.
"I ......"
"Forget it, she deserves to die, if you kill it, kill it." Zhou Er sighed again and replied.
Jiang Ran cried with joy and nodded hurriedly, but he couldn't help but say: "You can talk in the future, can you not be slow, scared to death ...... dragon."
"But you swear to God that you won't hurt Daddy, Niannian, eldest brother, me and the third brother, and those folks?" Zhou Er still didn't look at ease.
"I swear ......" actually said according to what he said, and at the same time, he put these beasts that were hacked to death into the space, and since it has been made clear, then the ability of her big monster can be used.
Seeing that the eyes of the two cubs instantly straightened, she was annoyed again, and hurriedly explained: "I'm a big monster, so I have some ability, and it's not small, otherwise it would be impossible for a few of us to drag it back." ”
Zhou Yi nodded, grabbed Zhou Shen's hand tightly with his hand, which was still trembling, thought about it, and asked again, "Is human flesh delicious?" ”
"How do I know?" Jiang Ran said subconsciously.
Zhou Er breathed a sigh of relief, clenched Zhou Shen's hand again, and didn't know what to say in his ear.
Jiang Ran wondered that he drank the northwest wind, and he didn't eat much human food on weekdays, so where would he eat human flesh.
However, it seems that some dragons in their dragon clan have eaten human flesh, and it is said that human flesh is very unpalatable.
Even if it was delicious, she wouldn't eat it.
After all, their dragons will turn into human form, and that is not the same as eating their own kind.
Cannibalism is taboo, and it will damage the Tao and break the cultivation.
She won't do this kind of loss-making thing.
Seeing that the two cubs had finished asking questions, she remembered and asked: "That, are men very face-saving, I mean, if we bring these things back, your father will know about it, will he think that I beat him, and he will feel that he is very useless?" She remembered Zhou Cheng'an's silent wiping of tears, as well as the dejected appearance of holding that leg, and couldn't help asking.
The two cubs looked at each other, thought about it, and then nodded at her in unison, and said that after their father's leg was injured, because they didn't hit the prey, the days were getting worse and worse, and the stepmother's hardships made them uncomfortable without food and clothing.
Jiang Ran nodded, then asked the two cubs to come over, thought about it, and said, "Didn't you say that your father dug a trap in the mountains before, or else, let's go back and tell you that these were caught in the trap, let's go and check them out, and get them back by the way?" ”
The two cubs looked happy, and they were about to jump up happily, and Jiang Ran's eyes were a little less guarded.
Jiang Ran also took the opportunity to touch the heads of the two cubs, although the two cubs were still a little afraid of her, but it seemed to be decreasing little by little.
Well, it's a good phenomenon, and it will save a lot of trouble by having two cubs to help cover for yourself in the future.
But since it was a play, she had to do a full set, she still decided to follow the two cubs to find some traps that Zhou Chengan had done before, so that when Zhou Chengan asked, she didn't know anything.
Unsurprisingly, every trap is empty.
However, she still made some cover-ups, in case Zhou Chengan's leg is better one day, she will come by herself, and she will not be able to show her stuffing at that time.
The prey was also laid, and they planned to go out of the mountain, but they suddenly heard a faint "whoop", and following the sound, Jiang Ran found a small tiger the size of a cat cub that was stuck in the crack of the stone.
Or rather, "Biao".
The two cubs didn't know the danger of Biao, and when they saw that it looked like a cat cub, they were childlike and hurriedly ran over to rescue Biao, who was stuck by the owner, from the crack in the stone.
Jiang Ran didn't have time to shout, but fortunately, her deterrent power was still useful, although Na Biao was fierce, she was still a little afraid, and she was held in her hand by Zhou Shen, and she just dared to shout at him, and didn't dare to do anything else.
But Zhou Shen and Zhou Er quickly realized that this was not a kitten at all, and then looked at its appearance, and with a shake of their frightened hands, this Biao was directly angered, and they were about to pounce on the two cubs.