Chapter 032: Narcissistic Rhubarb

So she looked at the three cubs with a motherly smile on her face, and asked them if they had any spells they wanted to learn.

Zhou Shen raised his hand first: "Mother, I, I want to learn some stone into gold, so that in the future, the family will not have to worry about running out of money to spend, lack of money, I will have gold with a casual point." ”

As he spoke, both little eyes seemed to see the scene of endless gold with a finger of his hand, and the green light was faint.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Ran shook his head helplessly: "I can't use this spell, that, we don't use gold there, it's not that we don't use it, it seems that the pillars there are all made of gold, right, it should be gold, right?" She scratched her head with her hands, and remembered hearing from other dragons that the pillars they supported were all gold, and that they were all over the place, and that they were worthless.

Zhou Shen, who was still a little disappointed, couldn't help but fall back after listening to it, and wanted to say something, but was pulled behind by the second brother Zhou Er.

"Mother, I also want to have a space like my mother, and I don't have to worry about too much food and no place to store it in the future." Zhou Er's little face was shining, he was too rare in the space of his stepmother, and the onion in the space that was like a chatter all day long, although he didn't want to admit it, but the onion seemed to know a lot, and he could give him a lot of valuable advice every time, which benefited him a lot.

"This, this, second cub, why don't you change it, that space, it's my birth, it's not, it's our clan born with it, it's not so easy to cultivate." Jiang Ran said helplessly.

Zhou Er was a little lost, but thinking that he could enter and exit the space of his stepmother now, he was cold a few times when he poured onions, and the onions seemed to have some masochistic tendencies, the more he ignored him, the more he talked, although he was ridiculing himself in and out of words, he could always teach himself a lot of things that he had never heard of before.

"What about Xiao Niannian? What do you want to learn? Jiang Ran was a little shocked, and said that she would embarrass these cubs, but she couldn't do the requests made by these cubs, which made her a little frustrated, and she felt that she was really like a waste dragon.

"Yell, Nian Nian doesn't have anything to learn," Xiao Zhou Nian of course wants to learn how to get rid of these annoying black gases, no, let them be afraid, so that they don't dare to pester themselves anymore, and let themselves drink water and stuff their teeth, but she doesn't know whether she should mention it or not, will it show flaws?

Seeing that Jiang Ran was about to turn her head in disappointment, she grabbed Jiang Ran's hand again: "Shout, what are these black things, why don't you have them around, why are they only around me?" ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and pointed at the black qi, and those black qi were about to be entangled, but when Jiang Ran glared at him, he was so frightened that he wanted to run, but he was still waved by Jiang Ran's big hand, frozen, and became ice hockey balls one by one, but even so, he continued to dance his teeth and claws at Zhou Nian in the black ice hockey balls.

"Niannian, what are you talking about? What black stuff? Zhou Er and Zhou Shen looked at Zhou Nian strangely, a little puzzled.

Zhou Nian's face froze, and she subconsciously shrank her neck and shook her head, pretending to be very scared, she was really scared, although she knew that the Zhou family loved her, but she was not sure if they knew that the bad luck in the family was because of the black gas that entangled them, would they still like themselves.

She subconsciously took Jiang Ran's hand, afraid that Jiang Ran would inadvertently reveal the truth.

"Nian Nian, these black gases, I don't know how to get rid of you for the time being, but don't worry, as long as you are by my side, they won't dare to make trouble." As he spoke, Jiang Ran glared fiercely at the black qi that was trying to break through the ice hockey, and was so frightened that the black qi automatically ran away.

Seeing that Niannian was really scared, she lifted Niannian's small body and hugged it in her arms.

Let the dragon qi on his body surround Zhou Nian well.

Zhou Nian just breathed a sigh of relief, and heard Jiang Ran's voice in surprise: "Nian Nian, can you see them?" ”

"Yes, I have always been able to, they always scare me, not only them, but I also saw the bad break that has been pestering Aunt Wang." Zhou Nian hoped that he could get away with it in front of the naΓ―ve Jiang Ran.

"It turns out that Nian Nian actually has yin and yang eyes." Jiang Ran remembered that there were some special human beings who could indeed see things that others could not see.

"What are Yin Yang Eyes?" Curious baby Zhou Shen couldn't help but ask.

"It's just being able to see what you can't, well, that's it." Jiang Ran touched Zhou Shen's head and replied simply.

It happened that Zhou Chengan and Zhou Yuan came back, and when they saw that the four of them were talking enthusiastically, they couldn't help but interject, and also mentioned the spell they wanted to learn by the way, but Zhou Chengan wanted to learn the rain: "If I learn this, I won't have to worry about drought in the future, and my wife won't have to trouble in the future, and I can do it for my husband." ”

"You can't learn this, this is also the talent of our clan." Jiang Ran's expression was already very bad, could she mention one she could teach.

Wait, next door.

Pregnant.

"That, I remembered, I can teach you to give pregnancy, yes, if you learn this, you will be able to give others pregnancy in the future." Jiang Ran slapped his thigh, and he had the posture to teach this such a useful spell.

"Pregnancy? What is it? Several people were a little confused.

"That is, after learning it, you can help others get pregnant and have children." Jiang Ran said as he began to recall the spell.

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

……

Then shake your head in unison.

"What's wrong? Don't want to learn? I'm telling you this is good, it's useful, and it's not too hard. Jiang Ran was a little confused, why was he so neat and refused?

Aunt Wang and Uncle Wang next door begged grandpa to sue grandma all day long in order to have a child, what?

Looking at the three eldest sons, thinking of the famine year, the three sons ate several poor old sons, and it seems that they also understand a little.

waved his hand: "Okay, if you don't want to learn, forget it." ”

The sound of brushing and relieving air.

Zhou Yuan: I was scared to death, but fortunately my mother didn't let me study, I don't want to marry a wife so early, and see what kind of life the man who marries is living.

Zhou Er: I don't think I've learned enough.

Zhou Shen: My mother actually asked me to be a stable father, I am a leader, I am not ashamed, how can I marry a daughter-in-law in the future.

Zhou Chengan: Lady, woo, the lady actually asked me to help people who can't have children, although I can indeed give birth, and the fetus is a boy, but I just want to have a son with my mother, and I don't want to have another stinky son.

Zhou Nian: ......

"Woo Woo ......"

"Woo...... Meow ......"

Recently, the wild cats and wild dogs in the village, as well as free-range dogs and cats, always like to run to Zhou's house.

It's really going to be annoying.

Zhou Yuan picked up the stick and was about to drive it away, but he heard Jiang Ran slap his thigh, accompanied by a "oops", Zhou Chengan glanced helplessly, and when he was excited, he liked to pat his thigh Jiang Ran, and he didn't dare to be wronged.

"I see, why don't I teach you beast language?"

"Beast language? Just learned, can you understand those beasts? Zhou Nian, the smartest, tilted his head, pulled his hair that was messed up by the back, and asked cutely.

"Xiao Niannian is so smart, if he learns it, he will be able to understand what Rhubarb and Xiao Biaobiao are saying outside?" Jiang Ran is really unbearable, and it is really unfair for the family to be poisoned by this big yellow dog in estrus all day long and a pair of Biao cubs with noble blood, you stay away from me and pretend to be A all day long.

"Okay, if I learn it, I can save a lot of trouble when I go hunting in the mountains in the future." Zhou Chengan was the first to say.

"Well, if I learn, I will be able to know who is coming to our house without going out." Zhou Yuan followed.

"Well, then I'll be able to figure something out of animals." Zhou Er.

Zhou Shen thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think of anything good about learning.

Zhou Nian tilted his head and clapped his hands together, cheering for the shouting.

……

So Jiang Ran began to teach how to understand those beast languages in a serious way.

It's just that what she thinks is extremely simple is not simple for the Zhou family, two full hours have passed, except for Xiao Zhou Nian, the rest of the people are all asleep, even Zhou Er, who is the most diligent on weekdays, can't help but fight with his upper eyelids and lower eyelids.

Jiang Ran looked at them and couldn't help but think, is this difficult? Is it hard?

While muttering in his heart, he broke Zhou Chengan's crooked head on his shoulder, but it was useless, and he came up again.

It's not as simple as combing her hair and tying braids and learning those human characters, thinking that a few cubs can't teach her and don't dare to scold herself, she felt very relieved, turned her head and looked at Zhou Nian, who was trying to prick up her ears with a serious face, and couldn't help asking.

"Xiao Niannian, how are you learning?"

"Whoa, I don't know if I've learned?" Zhou Nian took a breath and looked at Jiang Ran.

"It's okay, Nian Nian and Shout, what did you hear?" Jiang Ran smiled at Zhou Nian, and then slapped each of them to make them sober.

"Hmm." Zhou Nian nodded, then got up and pulled Jiang Ran towards the courtyard gate.

There is a big stone at the door, and when there is nothing to do, the Zhou family likes to sit there, barely able to sit a family of six.

Zhou Nian listened for a while, and pointed to a white dog: "It said that Cuihua and Ah Ash got along, and secretly gave birth to a litter of pups, saying that those cubs are not rhubarb at all." ”

"He also said that only he Xiaobai likes Brother Rhubarb wholeheartedly."

The group all looked at the white dog pointed by Zhou Nian, and recognized it as the village chief's dog, it seemed that he had indeed given birth to a litter before, but what did it have to do with rhubarb?

Rhubarb then closed his eyes and looked like he was dead.

Then several dogs began to fight.

"Rhubarb said let them go, not wanting to see them."

Sure enough, the dogs immediately dispersed.

When the dogs dispersed, Rhubarb swayed up from the ground again, and it didn't seem to be as decadent as before, but looked at the cats and cautiously approached the cubs.

Zhou Shen tilted his head, waited for Zhou Nian, and urged: "Nian Nian, continue." ”

"Rhubarb is asking Biao Biao, asking which cat is beautiful, and saying that Brother Biao doesn't pity the jade at all, saying that these cats are strange and pitiful, and they come every day, but Biao Biao doesn't even give a good face, saying such things, Biao Biao will be lonely until he gets old."

Without waiting for Zhou Shen to express his opinions, he saw Biao Cub screaming at Rhubarb, and he was about to pounce on him, so frightened that Ah Huang immediately shrank and ran away, barking at Biao Cub a few more times.

Everyone's attention was on Zhou Nian, Zhou Nian tilted his head and continued: "Biao Biao said that the rhubarb has been raised by other people, and the grass on the head is several meters, so don't worry about it." ”

At this time, Rhubarb rolled his eyes and lay on his back on the ground, as if he was beating himself with a dog's paws.

"Well, Rhubarb said that it didn't want to live anymore, saying that it was the most beautiful, fierce and domineering dog in the village at the foot of the mountain, and it couldn't marry a daughter-in-law before, but now it has to let it choose, and it is still competing to be its son, and it is also very helpless."

"Vomit"

"Gross."

"Gross."

"Gross."

"Gross."

……

The whole family threw up.