Wang Lichuan's face was already as dark as the player he was about to regenerate. He thought, "I can't talk to the system anymore, and even if I can get past it at the time, he'll have to sober up after a while!" If it breaks before I can be reborn, then what's the matter? But, who can tell me how long I can last in this state, and whether I will become the saddest reborn person in history? I've seen a joke about someone who was reborn as all sorts of ancients who died at birth, such as, 'Da Lang, it's time to drink medicine!' But, at least they've been born again, and I'm not fucking born again!" ”

Hey, I don't know how long it will take for the system to sober up this time.

I should really be grateful to my friend, if I hadn't followed him to watch the Cavaliers game, how could I have known anything about Bennett? At that time, as the first parallel champion in history, he was ridiculed by his friends, shorter titles include calling him "parallel import", "brainless", "not three, not four", and longer ones such as "stupid and crazy horse that is even crazier than the drug-addicted 'crazy horse'", "the first champion of the wolfberry brother maple leaf country", "shame the first big front of the 13th world of the alphabet brother" (of course, this nickname was never mentioned again after the alphabet brother kindly used his feet to help Owen stand firm last year) and so on.

In the eyes of the loss, it seems that Bennett delayed Irving. In my opinion, the name of this parallel trade champion, Owen himself is afraid that he has also made an indelible and outstanding contribution! Of course, this is not to say that Owen should be primarily responsible, the main reason should be in the counterpoint pressure. Bennett, a person who can be three or four, found out as soon as he arrived in the NBA, yo, why did he start to be indifferent? His counterpoint pressure is too great, he is 201cm tall and has an arm span of 216cm, he can bully the opponent too slowly when he plays the fourth position in college, and he can bully the opponent too short when he plays the third position. But when it comes to the NBA, all of them are talented monsters, everything is reversed, the other party bullies him short in the fourth position, and the other party bullies him slow in the third position, hey, it's all unbearable to laugh when I think about it, no, now from my standpoint, it seems that it should be said that it is a male silent female tear! On the other hand, the Cavaliers are also overwhelmed, you don't open your eyes and choose Brother Alphabet as the champion, forget it, okay other favorites, such as Potter/Oladipo, why don't you choose? Yin Yin Bennett is not the material of the champion, he has to be promoted by the seedlings to drive him to the shelf to get that position, the pressure from the outside world is great, if you don't play well, the whole United States will be black, this pressure, except for me, a master's student who has been studying for five years and can't see the hope of graduation, which normal person can stand it!

Finally, let's talk about Ou Shenxian, hey, he and the waiter (loss friend) selected by the Cavaliers in 2012 are on the court, and he Bennett doesn't give the ball to practice a ball! When you really play the game, the attributes will go up by yourself? Even if he was a brother in the same year, and a double MVP superstar many years later, he practiced for several years when he was a rookie! There is also Du Xiaoshuai, who is tied for the first place in the NBA king, and is also known as "the top ten players who should be thrown into the trash can in the current service" when he was a rookie! It's not all practiced for the ball! Don't give the ball and want him to play a good performance, really when the horse doesn't eat grass and just runs with love!

But, with all my knowledge, how the could I have known that Bennett was of Chinese descent?!

"Drop, if the host is detected to be swearing, the system will revoke the rebirth qualification within 1 minute!"

Wang Lichuan hurriedly explained: "The system is big, don't play with me." My mom really doesn't know. "How did you wake up so coincidentally, he thought.

"It's not a coincidence, please pay attention to the words, inappropriate words for children will irritate me."

"It was a pure misunderstanding." Wang Lichuan hurriedly promised: "Not next time." ”

"Please note that this sobering, no, small inspection, is interrupted, and the system will fall into sleep within half an hour."

Good. So, the system is big, and what about the last reward? Can you tell me? Wang Lichuan found that the other party did not continue to ask about the swearing, and quickly diverted the topic.

"For special tasks, tasks will be randomly selected in the form of v+x+n, v for verb, n for noun noun, and x for qualifiers."

Hearing English, Wang Lichuan was a little dizzy, and hurriedly asked, "For example?" The system is huge, for example. ”

"V dunk, x opponent, n center."

Wang Lichuan had a bit of an ominous premonition. This qualifier is a bit greasy.,What if,V buckle,X own side,N center? He took a sip and quickly cleared the cranky thoughts in his mind, it was not good to learn from the system. He asked, "What about the reward for completing the mission?" ”

"Stats bonus, +2, +3, +4, +5."

I'm afraid I'm not going to send it! Wang Lichuan became happy all of a sudden, but he calmed down instantly, no, it won't be so simple. So he asked, "So, what about probability?" ”

"Random."

"Random number table or TX?"

"What does TX mean?"

"Uh." Wang Lichuan couldn't explain it well.

"Okay. It's really random. The system draws results in 1 +5, 2 +4, 4 +3 and +2. ”

Wang Lichuan just thought about TX, but he didn't pay attention to it, and the system said it a little fast, so he didn't react for a while, so he confirmed it to the system: "Four parts +2?" He thought, +5 for 1/11, +4 for 2/11, the system is very kind.

"Ten thousand copies! What ears do you have, empty ears diva! ”

Wang Lichuan smiled slightly, heh, okay, I put up with it, just treat everything as +2. At least, only positive growth!

"So, the system is big, does the system have any other functions? For example..."

"Nope." The system seemed to be a little impatient because it was about to go to sleep, and directly interrupted him.

"Really?"

"The system is in disrepair and has no other functions."

Wang Wangchuan's eyes rolled, and the system reminded him three times and twice that it was in disrepair, could it be an ulterior motive? Judging from his years of rich experience in fighting with Jiang Papi, it should be. So, he asked, "Is it possible to fix it, for example, lubricating oil or something?" Or do you want to change some parts? ”

The system paused for a moment and continued: "You know, glycerol can be lubricated, so let me test you, what is the difference between the chemical formula of ethanol and glycerol?" ”

"Nope!" Wang Lichuan blessed his heart, and said categorically: "It's just one thing!" ”

"Then why write different names?"

"Everyone else wrote it wrong, these damn guys, it's a lot of harm!" Wang Lichuan said angrily.

"It's not too late to know that mistakes can be changed."

"Then, the system is big, I'll get you some, don't get me wrong, just for scientific research?"

"Good!" The system said hurriedly, but it stopped suddenly.

And Wang Lichuan was also stunned.

One host and one system think of a serious problem at the same time, they have all heard that the system gives something to the host, how should the host give the system? Stuff your own head? Or burn your own head?

"I remember, in history, it was said that the gods all sucked wind and drank dew? So smell the aroma? Wang Wangchuan, a graduate student in the Department of History, was spinning rapidly at this time, and finally did not forget his profession, and asked tentatively.

"Seems so." It took a few seconds for the system to answer in a slightly regretful tone.

"But, scientifically speaking, fragrance is also caused by material molecules? So, how can it be given to you? Wang Lichuan, who has a realistic and scientific spirit, has another question.

"Then can you scientifically explain why I have such a system?"

"Because..."Wang Wangchuan was about to say that he had accumulated virtue and done good deeds for ten lifetimes to have such a good system of kindness and beauty, and it seemed that God couldn't stand him so groveling...

The sound of "Drop, the system continues to hit...".

"Hey, system..."

"I am a ghost system like you who has accumulated a lot of virtue in my last life!" Seeing that the other party didn't react, Wang Lichuan finally couldn't help but scold.