A thin man with panda eyes came over when he heard the sound, and said with a smile: "Brother Ben, you are really, the horse's fart slapped on the horse's hooves." ”

"Why?" Wang Nett turned around and asked, is he really a little strange, looking for a nightclub DJ to be a girlfriend's pole, he is so afraid of nightclubs?

"Hey." Panda Eye sighed first, and then continued: "You must not go to the nightclub in front of Brother Forrest Gump, he won't dare to go to death now." ”

"What's wrong?" Wang Nett is interested, what does this guy mean?

"That's a long story." Panda Eye didn't mean to continue, just stared at Wang Nett.

Wang Nett's brain is spinning fast, he wants benefits? What are the benefits? Thinking of his meaningful sigh just now, Wang Nett suddenly realized, and said with a smile: "If the pole doesn't go, he doesn't know how to enjoy." We are all good brothers in the same team, and we will go together. "Whatever, fooling who is not fooling, who let you jump out by yourself!

Panda Eyes rubbed his hands together and said with a smile: "Okay, that's good!" "Hey, since Brother Pole doesn't take himself to a nightclub to play, damn, I haven't been to tease my sister for a long time. I can't help it, I'm really shy! Tens of thousands of dollars a year, cigarettes can't be bought! Otherwise, can the cloth chicken soup have the opportunity to boast of his perseverance and strong smoking, and he can quit smoking? Although the guy in front of him is just a parallel import, people can pack it! Millions of dollars a year! I've been working for a few lifetimes a year! Thinking so, he hurriedly explained: "Half a year ago, he secretly went to a nightclub to pick up girls without his girlfriend, but he was photographed in the same frame as James, and it was also uploaded to ins. ”

"James? Doesn't he seem to play these? Not the main family card? Wang Nett said suspiciously. The world has become so powerful, could it be that James went to a nightclub and Xiaoshuai chased after the bath?

"Of course it's not a traitor to our knights, it's the rocket one. It was a coincidence that Team Rockets came to play that day, and we went to the same nightclub again, and the pole was exposed. Tsk, it's a terrible fight! Urinary incontinence on the spot! Thousands of cleaning fees have been lost! The guy on the back pole lay in bed for half a month before he could get out of bed! Otherwise, could it be that skinny ghost now? ”

"Wait, why don't I think that's right? Although he has lost a little weight, he is 2.1 meters anyway, can his girlfriend beat it? "Wang Nett is a little puzzled, thin is equivalent to an NBA player, can it be that even ordinary people can't beat it?

"Don't you know, being a DJ is just a hobby, but the main business is playing MMA!"

"What's that?"

"Free fighting! God, you don't even know that? The panda's eyes widened.

Wang Nett explained in a serious way: "Well, I'm obsessed with basketball, and I don't care about anything else." ”

"Okay. Anyway, he definitely doesn't dare to go to nightclubs now! What's even more hateful is that his bank card was also collected. You said that the pole is so big, how can they be wrapped like that bird! Before I got married, I handed over the money, and when I got married, I was so poor that I could only pick up cigarettes and smoke cigarettes! Panda Eyes said with anger, as if it was he who was being cleaned up.

"Eh, no, don't you sue her for domestic violence and then break up quickly?"

"How dare he! Cut! A cowardice bag with inverse proportional guts and height! ”

So, you're going to let such a coward continue to be the boss? Wang Nett was also drunk. But he didn't forget his business, and asked, "Then do you know what other hobbies he has?" ”

"Hello audience friends in front of the TV, I'm your good friend Stephen A. Smith. The next game I'm going to bring to you is the NBDL's Canton Stormtroopers vs. Austin Spurs. That's right! I believe everyone knows why ESPN chose to broadcast this NBDL game live in the United States today, that is, the Stormtroopers have everyone's good friend, pistachios from neighboring countries, our star-stricken-eyed champion this year - Anthony Bennett! As soon as he finished speaking, the director immediately turned the camera to Wang Nett, and even zoomed in to give a big close-up.

At this moment, Wang Nett is standing seriously near the middle circle to practice three points of logo. It's not that he has the heart to grab the title of Ritian, after all, his three-point level, being able to touch the hoop is already accurate. But he can't help it, his stepmother, so many cameras, if you give people to see his various technical levels worse than in the NBA, wouldn't that give others more ridicule? So, he played a trick, hey, come on, don't you like to pick thorns, I'll reward you with a big hedgehog, pick as you can!

"Wow!" There were nearly 1,000 spectators in the audience, obviously all of them came to watch the show, after all, the NBDL game is still a warm-up game, if it weren't for the postponement of the game between the Cavaliers and the Spurs, someone would come to watch? At this time, looking at the strange operation of the parallel trade champion, the audience rang out with cheers.

“Oh my god！ Look, our champion is really outstanding! is simply a one-in-a-million genius, and has actually developed a new style of play that has never been seen in the whole United States or even in the world, let alone used! Smith opened his mouth as big as he could swallow O'Neill next to him.

And Barkley, who was furthest away from him, exaggeratedly kicked his chair, knelt on the side of the court and worshiped Wang Nett: "It's my idol!" If I want to play in the NBA in the next life, I must use him as a template! ”

Erin Andrews, the only woman among the four hosts, couldn't look at the two of them, and explained to Wang Nett: "There are too many people in the NBA who shoot midfield three-pointers, why are you making such a fuss." ”

O'Neill took over: "Hey, you don't understand. I've never seen anyone practice logo three-point training before a game, this guy is simply crazy! In my opinion, he must have been deranged from the blows of decentralization! By the way, Ba Fatty, do you dare to bet with me! ”

"Bet on what?"

"Just bet on whether Zhuang Yuanlang can shoot a logo three-point in the whole game. I bet he can't, the bet is..."

"You're stupid to me!" Barkley quickly interrupted him, I would bet he could? It's not crazy again!

"Okay, how about we make another Yao-style bet?"

"Can he get twenty points? If he wants to do it, don't talk about the donkey's ass, the tiger's butt dares to kiss! Barkley said dismissively.

"You're not kind, rob him! However, I don't know if the tiger butt O'Neill is referring to his pet or his tigress? Smith picked up the conversation and couldn't help but laugh himself.

O'Neill didn't think it was wrong, and then laughed and said: "The parents who gave birth to me, and Shi Jun, the one who knows me!" Hahahaha. ”

"He looks so good physically, he can't get 20 in the NBDL, right?" Erin didn't mess around with this group of living treasures, no way, tired, three men are unreliable, someone has to control the live broadcast, otherwise it won't be messed up? Moreover, although everyone said that the new champion was a parallel import, he was unmoved by the boos and ridicule of the host, and his psychological quality was really strong! In her eyes, this person should not be as bad as she said.

"Haha, that's the difference between someone who really understands the ball and you. If you look carefully at his dribbling movements, it is awkward, and then look at his shooting hands, all of them are crooked! Not to mention that I am completely unaware of my weaknesses, I actually practice three points in a vigorous LOGO, I really think that playing basketball games is a game, what do you want to do? It's just nonsense! I see that you still don't believe it, so it's okay, I won't say anything, since you believe him, do you dare to gamble? O'Neill said.

"Good! I bet! "I don't really believe in Wang Nett, there's no way, it's all paved for this, someone has to come to pick it up. Otherwise, this show won't be good-looking!!

"Don't say we're bullying you, if he can get twenty points, add me to the tiger's ass, Smith, what do you say?" Barkley jumped out and said.

"Count me in! Let's two brothers, fight tiger brothers, let's go together! Smith also teased.