Volume 8 Damn! I'm not Ruozhi!
Qing Xiao and Wuyou went deeper into the demon world, looking for the way to fall into evil, along the way, passing through several cities and villages, large and small, and saw a lot, such as the demon clan is not as unreasonable as the adults say, fierce and cruel, but similar to the fairy world, but the life is much harder, there are more things to burn and plunder, and the security is also poorer.
Once, Qingxiao and Wuyou came to a city gate, and the sharp-eyed Wuyou found a huge ... Missing Person Notice.
Missing Person Notice!
People who enter and leave the city also send a copy each, and the missing person notice is unusually detailed: the appearance and name are also counted, as well as height, weight, preferences, habits, and even a 360-degree side face + full body photo without dead ends, and the mantra "lean" are all marked...... The requirement is respectfully please return to the Demon Sect and bring it to the Demon Venerable, direct sky-high reward + three wishes.
Wuyou: ...... Okay, careless, but can this tm be more detailed?!
Wuyou scolded secretly, calmed down a bit, and quietly cast a blinding method and disguise on Qingxiao, ensuring that the missing person notice she saw was not her, but another person, and others would not recognize her.
In the end, the two successfully passed the security check and entered the city gate.
It's a market, it's very lively, and the two of them walked along the way.
Qingxiao found that there were "wanted notices" posted everywhere, and people were very excited about the "criminals" above, and she felt very strange: "This dog thief named 'Ruozhi' needs to spend so much bounty?"
Because Qingxiao was blinded, when he heard "Qingxiao", he automatically heard it as "Ruozhi", and what he saw was naturally the appearance of this dog thief - Ruozhi.
Strange is strange, she is still paying attention to it, after all, she can make money!
Walking and walking, Qingxiao found that Wuyou was gone! Looking back, she saw:
Wuyou asked a small vendor on the side of the road, with a sincere face: "Do you know how to fall into evil?"
Qingxiao: ...... Are you two b!! You ask passers-by about this kind of thing?!
She was shocked, and then a scene that shocked her even more happened:
Peddler: "Evil? I know! He looked confident.
Qingxiao: Ward Law!!
The peddler said solemnly: "First of all, you have to be miserable enough. ”
Qing Xiao thought about it seriously, she was hunted down by the immortal clan, and her spiritual root was abolished by the demon clan, and Mo Yao also ignored her, isn't this miserable enough?
So she bowed her head confidently: "Yes, I'm miserable enough." ”
The peddler looked at her and said, "Do you feel abandoned by the world?" ”
Qingxiao: "Yes. ”
Peddler: "You give your heart, but in exchange you trample on it." ”
Qingxiao: "Yes! ”
Peddler: "The people you helped betrayed you and wanted you dead." ”
Qingxiao seemed to have found a confidant, and said excitedly: "Yes!!"
Small trader: "Your whole family died tragically, the master despised you, the same family framed you, the husband greened you, caused you to have an abortion, and cut off your kidneys and pumped your blood to save his beloved woman." ”
Qing Xiao choked up: "Uh...... No. ”
The little trader looked disgusted: "Then you are miserable." ”
Qing Xiao looked incredulous: "No! Is anyone really that miserable?!"
The peddler said, "yes, I know a few." ”
Qingxiao was speechless, very speechless.
Wuyou: "Are they also depraved?" ”
Peddler: "Yes, who didn't fall into evil when he was young?" Nine out of ten demons have fallen. ”
Qingxiao was already indifferent: "Have you succeeded?" ”
The little trader smiled innocently: "How is it possible? It's just that it sounds awesome and coaxing, so I want to fall into evil, after all, once I become evil, God can't help it, have you heard of it? ”
He suddenly changed his face and said: "One hundred thousand years ago, the first evil god was born, it was called a living being, the gods of the eight desolations all fell clean, and in the end, it was the heavenly thunder that descended from the heavens, and it was only the evil god that was sealed under the Xiaoyaodu." ”
Qingxiao gasped: "Tut-tut, it's really a cow." How come I've never heard of it? ”
Little vendor: "Hey, haven't you heard of it?" Why don't you buy a few books to read? So he mysteriously pulled out a few books.
Qingxiao took a look: "30 Tricks for Falling into Evil", "7 Days to Teach You How to Fall Evil Correctly", "Falling Evil, From Beginner to Giving Up" ......
Qingxiao's face turned from red to green, from green to black, and there are even more outrageous: "The Domineering Evil God Falls in Love with Me", "Two or Three Things to Live with the Evil Girl", ......
Qing Xiao was furious, and shot the case: "Damn! Are you demons so second-class?!"
Her "lean" instantly attracted the attention of the people around her-
It's the call of money!
However, after carefully comparing the people on the paper, they all dispersed in disappointment.
Qingxiao is still wondering: why does everyone look at her as if they owe them money? Before she could react, she was pulled away by Wuyula.
So Qingxiao was dragged out of the city gate all the time......
Wuyou admonished her with a serious face: "Xiaoxiao, you can't rely on it in the future." ”
Qingxiao: "Huh? Why? ”
Wuyou pretended to be angry: "As soon as you say that others will look at you, I don't like others to stare at Xiaoxiao." ”
Qingxiao: "Huh? Oh. ”
Although she felt a little inexplicable, Wuyou was so good to her, and this requirement could still be met.
However, Wuyou was still late, and Qingxiao's "lean" just now had already attracted the shadows nearby.
Mo Yao's shadows are all professionally trained, and they can see through the disguise technique at a glance, and after discovering Qingxiao, they follow all the way......
The two of them walked and stopped, went to many places, met many people, and looked for traces of evil cultivators, but they all had one result:
It's all liars!
deceived her to buy books, deceived her to buy magic weapons, deceived them and left them penniless, so they had to go to work to earn magic crystals.
Qingxiao has slowly turned into a salted fish: forget it, she doesn't even want to cultivate evil, so be it.
"Far from the world and strife, plain is true.
Striving to be a worker every day, An An divides the rest of his life. ”
And Wuyou is unusually determined, and he wants to fall into evil. He and Qingxiao worked during the day, and at night they took advantage of Qingxiao to sleep, devouring the demons, sucking the demonic qi and blood, and really made a name for themselves, and there were some signs of depravity.
And these, the shadows are all in the eyes. Shadow wants to bring Qingxiao back to the Demon Cult and report it together. So in the middle of the night, while Wu You was there, they began to move......
The shadows came to Qingxiao's bedside, ready to cast a teleportation formation, and Qingxiao woke up when he heard the movement: "Damn! Who are you! ”
Hearing this sound of "lean", the shadow was even more convinced, and explained intimately: "Miss Qingxiao, don't be afraid, please come with us." ”
Ran Goose, who was blinded by the trick, heard it: "Don't be afraid, mentally handicapped girl, please come with us." ”
Qingxiao was instantly angry: "You are mentally retarded!" Your whole family is mentally retarded!"
Shadow:???
One of the shadows reacted, not only broke the disguise technique on Qingxiao's body, but also took out a missing person notice, and asked again: "Aren't you Qingxiao?"
Ran Goose, what Qing Xiao saw was a wanted notice for a dog thief named Ruozhi, and what he heard was: "Aren't you Ruozhi?" ”
It's also so insulting!!
Qing Xiao was angry: "I said that I am not Ruozhi!" I'm not a dog thief either! You've caught the wrong person!"
Shadow Stunned: ??? What is this???
Whatever, take it back first!