Chapter 547: Is It Funny?

"What?"

"What nonsense are you talking about! When did I get that stuff. ”

Transmit. Pins are illegal, and she will only make these things when she is full.

Shen Huailan glared at the man with a disapproving expression and said.

Su Luoxuan looked at her suspiciously, and asked with a confused expression, "Isn't it?" You don't write the ingredients of this product, the packaging is not good, and you don't even have a brand, isn't it just a casual three-no product, and then sell it at a sky-high price, isn't it what is Xiao? ”

"For the sake of our XX (Su Luoxuan's friend), I won't report you, you turn yourself in."

Shen Huailan: ???

"No, you don't understand!"

"I don't have this thing because the effect is too good, and some ingredients are particularly difficult to find, so it's not there, it's so clear that it's written, if it's really a three-no product, how can it sell so much in the circle? XX's mother is also a loyal customer of our company, and if there is a problem, he will not introduce me to you, right? ”

Shen Huailan patiently explained.

"That can only show that the person you fool is very good! It doesn't mean that your product is fine! ”

"Listen to my advice, the way to make money quickly is written in the criminal law, and it is not worth it to cry in the iron window for a while-" Su Luoxuan said, taking out his share of money from his pocket.

"Although it is said that you have a treat, but your thing is too unreliable, if you really have to care about this money, it is all dirty money, so we are still AA, that's it, go ashore early." After he finished speaking, he stood up directly.

Looking at the pink banknotes on the table, Shen Huailan only felt that her face was hot and painful, as if she had been beaten and swollen.

[Su Luoxuan! You forced me! 】

Shen Huailan gritted her teeth and made up the meal fee, and then quickly chased after the man.

didn't give Su Luoxuan a chance, so she fell into his arms with a sigh.

"My feet seem to be twisted, can I ask Mr. Su to help me call a car?"

As she spoke, she grabbed Su Luoxuan's arm tightly.

Although Su Luoxuan was upright, he was still a very kind young man at heart, and he glanced down at Shen Huailan's red and swollen ankles, although he was impatient to contact a woman, he didn't let go of her at the first time.

That is, at the moment when he picked up his mobile phone to find a car, Shen Huailan's hand slid along his arm to his bare skin, Su Luoxuan only felt a pain in his wrist, as if he had been bitten by something, and as soon as his hand was released, the mobile phone fell to the ground.

Immediately, he bent down and picked up his phone, but his eyes became very confused.

"I ......"

"Honey, my feet hurt so much, you can send me home quickly."

Shen Huailan pinched her throat and said softly, urging Su Luoxuan.

Su Luoxuan frowned when he heard this, as if he was thinking about something, and then glanced at her.

"Honey? You call me? ”

Shen Huailan smeared the medicinal powder sticky to his fingertips on his hand again, and hypnotized him warmly while applying: "Stupid, are you amnesia?" I'm your girlfriend, I don't call you darling, what do you call you? ”

"My girlfriend?"

Su Luoxuan subconsciously wanted to deny it, but in his mind, this sentence was constantly being strengthened.

Shen Huailan is his girlfriend.

They - it was love at first sight!

"Okay, then you wait here, I'll drive."

Su Luoxuan was only stunned for a moment and then said, and very intimately helped Shen Huailan to the chair on the side of the road.

Shen Huailan nodded, very considerately saying that he was not in a hurry and asked him to pay attention to safety, but after the man turned to leave, a sneer rose at the corner of his mouth.

[Toast and don't eat and drink, don't let the old lady get the virus in your body. 】

Yes, Shen Huailan just gave Su Luoxuan a neurotoxin, this neurotoxin is a kind of thing personally developed by the boss of the night network, this poison can directly enter the human body through the skin or blood, and the poisoned person will automatically listen to the first person he sees after being poisoned.

The principle is similar to that when a small animal opens its eyes, it will think that the person it sees at first glance is its mother.

However, this toxin is not without its drawbacks.

The intoxicated person's IQ decreases, and their movement becomes somewhat sluggish.

Also, this toxin is also valid, under the condition of normal operation of the human body, the toxin can be discharged in three months at most, so if the use of this toxin is not to achieve any purpose in a short time, then it is necessary to master the hypnotic brainwashing skills at the same time, and use three months to control people from body to mind.

Su Luoxuan is innocent and has no experience in love, after brainwashing all the way, he has accepted that he has a girlfriend named Shen Huailan, and he likes her setting very much.

And according to this setting, he also spontaneously began to care about Shen Huailan, helped her call a family doctor, and ordered a bunch of takeout for her very generously.

Looking at those beautifully packaged boxes, Shen Huailan's heart finally bloomed into a small flower.

This man is not hopeless.

Are you still very good at taking care of people?

However......

Within a minute of being happy, she wanted to give herself two more slaps.

Yes, the takeaway that Su Luoxuan ordered for her was indeed very expensive, and they were all famous restaurants in Luohua Country.

But the problem is!

In addition to the soup, there are all kinds of vegetables.

The only meat is still the stewed pig's trotters that she can't accept very much!!

So fatty! She can't get fat if she drinks it!

"No, Ah Xuan, what are you doing! How do I eat it! ”

"Naturally, you can eat it with chopsticks, or with a spoon." Su Luoxuan was reading the daily newspaper on the sofa, and when he heard her words, he immediately raised his head and glanced at her, his eyes full of puzzlement.

"Could it be that you still want me to feed you? Don't make a fuss, you're hurting your feet and not your hands. ”

"What a big person, good man, don't affect my work, otherwise how can I earn money to support you."

After Su Luoxuan finished speaking, he tilted his head and changed to a more comfortable position, leaving only Shen Huailan's arrogant back.

If it weren't for his last words, Shen Huailan would have suspected that his medicine was useless.

Can......

Why is this person still so angry?

"No, dear, I don't want greens, I want meat."

Shen Huailan pushed all the vegetables in front of him in front of Su Luoxuan, and then opened the lunch box in front of Su Luoxuan, okay! Wagyu skewers! Sweet and sour pork ribs, fried crispy little yellow croaker, smell the fragrance and make people drool.

"No way!"

"You're sick."

"The Chinese medicine plaster you pasted says that it is forbidden to eat spicy and greasy food during use, otherwise it is easy to have allergies or chemical reactions."

Shen Huailan: "......"

said that there was something wrong, and the old lady almost believed it!

As if he had guessed what she was thinking, Su Luoxuan also specially found the packaging bag of the plaster, and then drew it on it with a marker.

Shen Huailan: "......"

Shen Huailan: "My dear, you are so careful, but you don't need to order so much at once." ”

Su Luoxuan glanced at her fixedly, his face full of helplessness: "Because you just said that you can't cook, I can't cook, and I will have to work overtime from tomorrow, and I don't have time to come to see you every day, so I ordered food for three days." ”

"But, it's not new."

"Or, you can ask your secretary to help me order the same."

She's a standard carnivore, not a rabbit, and if she eats vegetarian for three days, she'll collapse, okay!

"My secretary?"

"I don't have a secretary, and my two assistants are both men, what? Do you still want to contact them individually? A cold glint flashed in Su Luoxuan's eyes, and his aura suddenly changed from one meter two to two meters eight, and Shen Huailan was stunned.

Shen Huailan had just brainwashed Su Luoxuan at this time, so naturally she would not make too outrageous moves, nor would she easily challenge men and let men run wild.

Yes, she hurriedly took the initiative to throw herself into Su Luoxuan's arms, and explained softly: "Why do you think so, I just think that you have been very busy with work recently, and you still have to worry about me, it's really hard." ”

"Really?"

"Then you're going to tell me to have some snacks."

"My game is about to be released, and I guess it may be busier next month, and I may not even have time to spend with you by then, so you have to be mentally prepared."

"But ......"

He thought for a moment and pulled a check out of his pocket.

Then 500,000 was written on it, stamped, and then stuffed into Shen Huailan's hands.

"If you're bored, go buy something yourself." He said.

Shen Huailan only saw the check, and she was quite happy at first.

But seeing the numbers above, her heart began to be unbalanced again.

When her godmother hadn't fallen out with Xu's before, every time she gave her pocket money, it was no less than seven figures, and she talked about her boyfriend, how could she be ......

In terms of assets alone, Su Luoxuan doesn't know how many times richer than Xu's mother!

"What? Don't you want to go out? Then I'll ask someone to buy it for you, my sister goes online every month, and if I ask her to buy it for herself, I'll buy you a copy by the way. ”

Su Luoxuan said, took the check back, and stuffed it into his wallet, and said with emotion: "Yes, I was negligent, we are not married yet, how can I give you money directly, it seems too insincere." ”

Shen Huailan: ???

Shen Huailan: No, no, no! I think that's the most sincere!

Shen Huailan was roaring in her heart!

But on the face, you have to smile gently, not only have to laugh, but also have to remind him sideways: "You are better than always playing your game, and you have to go home often to see, won't you inherit your family's business in the future?" Don't want such a big entertainment empire? ”

"My sister is going to get married one day."

So...... Hurry up and go back to fight for the old lady's property! You idiot!

The urgency in Shen Huailan's heart was about to overflow from her eyes.

However, the man was unmoved, and looked at her with eyes like an idiot: "Are you being funny?" ”