Chapter 587: Take Dad to Record a Variety Show (1)
Mockery is ridicule, but in the end it is his own brother, although Xu Liancheng dislikes it, he still sits with him.
"Where did you choose?" Xu Liancheng asked.
"Pearl Town, do you need to say it? It must be where you go and where I go. ”
Although Xiao Niannian is sensible, this is also a little devil who has been spoiled since he was a child, and it is still very scary to make trouble. But if there is a tourmaline, it will be different. Although the work is still indispensable, at least someone can help share the emotions of the children.
Moreover, after getting along for a few months, he found that his goddaughter is a whole face control, and he is in a bad mood when he sees an ugly guy, and he can do whatever he wants when he sees a handsome guy. I don't know who it looks like, is it like her mother?
Qin Yan touched his chin, if that's the case, then someone should come back early.
Xu Liancheng originally thought that he and Qin Yan would go to Pearl Town, after all, it was not a tourist scenic spot, there were no places of interest, and it was just a simple small fishing village.
But what I didn't expect was that there were a total of six groups of families in the program group, and after hearing that there was him here, they all chose here.
That's ......
Mr. Xu didn't understand very well.
Could it be that these stars have changed their careers to become killers?
Why is he not the richest man anymore, and they still refuse to let him go.
"You don't understand this, although you are not the richest man now, but as the saying goes, you are so thin, a dead camel is bigger than a horse. Who would dislike you for having little money, and you must know that your family has two sons, and now you will cultivate a relationship when you are a child, and you may be able to understand it in the future. ”
Xu Liancheng: "......"
While the two were talking, another group of people entered the VIP waiting hall.
is the actor and his son, as well as a model and his daughter, with a popular Internet celebrity and his daughter.
Seeing Xu Liancheng and Qin Yan, in addition to the actors, models and Internet celebrities all came over to curry favor with Xu Liancheng. All kinds of rainbow farts don't want money to blow out.
I want to have a good relationship with Xu Liancheng.
But who Xu Liancheng is, he doesn't need to be flattered by others at all, let alone look down on his brother.
Yes, Xu Liancheng directly responded to them with indifference, and then let the program team add the label of "The Great Demon King Says He Doesn't Want to Pay Attention to You" in the back.
Seeing Xu Liancheng's attitude, the model didn't continue, but the Internet celebrity still licked his face and said a bunch of messy things, and then let his daughter Angel keep harassing Xu Biqing.
Xu Bixi is not like Xu Liancheng, and he directly ignores people.
But......
It is impossible to expect Xu Bixi to waste his feelings on a bear child.
After learning that the little girl had been in elementary school for 2 years at the age of 7, he said quietly: "You seem to be very idle, don't you have any summer homework?" At this time, shouldn't you do some homework first? ”
The little girl Angel was stunned.
Then he shook his head: "There is very little homework, I can finish it in three days." ”
"yes, you're amazing. I still have a lot of homework, and I'm going to make up for it now. Xu Bixi said, and began to take out the scroll from the school bag.
Seeing the information in his schoolbag, the Internet celebrity disagreed with Xu Liancheng and said: "Mr. Xu, although you are richer than me, I think there is still a problem with your education, although the child's academic performance is important, but this is just elementary school, you don't need it." ”
"Elementary school students, yes. Listen well in class, have fun after class, and take him out for a walk during the summer vacation to increase his knowledge. It's more useful than writing more homework. ”
Seeing that the camera of the program group was still on, the Internet celebrity said triumphantly.
Xu Liancheng glanced at him lightly and didn't speak, at this moment, Xu Bixi held the scroll and said seriously: "This can't work, I still have to do my homework well." Otherwise, you will have to be criticized by the teacher. Uncle, I feel that you are very powerful, so do I have a question for you? ”
"Absolutely." The Internet celebrity said very proudly, he thought, although he has never gone to college, only graduated from high school, but how difficult can a primary school student's questions be?
"That's great!"
Xu Bixi said, and handed the scroll over.
And then......
Three minutes later, the Internet celebrity wiped the sweat oozing from his head unnaturally: "Tourmaline kid, did you take it wrong?" Is this a question for elementary school students? ”
Xu Bixi: "No! ”
Internet celebrity: "Then you ......"
"I'm now studying for a master's degree and a doctorate in the junior class of Z University."
"Yes, children should relax a little bit during the summer vacation, but I hope that my experiments will help more people than relax. Alas, I really envy Angel, I can finish my homework in three days, and I can't compare. ”
Xu Bixi said, lowered her head and started to make rolls again.
The Internet celebrity watched him pick up the pen in a daze, and there were countless words choked in his heart, but he didn't know where to start.
Obviously, the other party's face was full of seriousness, and his eyes were full of innocence when he spoke, but he still felt deep ridicule and malice, and then looked down at his daughter who asked for a mobile phone to play games, he was angry: "What are you playing, don't look at other little brothers are reading!" ”
As he spoke, he angrily pinched his daughter, then closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.
The little girl was startled by her sudden change of face. It took a while to come back to his senses. And then I cried with a whoa.
Immediately, the whole VIP became noisy.
***
In order to enhance the interest of the program, the program team began to collect their contact equipment after arriving at the destination.
Because he had prepared and brought a bunch of books, Xu Bixi handed over his electronic equipment as soon as possible. However, Xu Liancheng still left a watch that could be used as a mobile phone, after all, his identity is destined for him not to lose contact with the outside world, if he dares to disappear for 24 hours, then many companies will be affected.
But apparently not every family is prepared.
At least Qin Yan didn't, the cute little girl was only 4 years old this year, and she was spoiled by the elders in the family, and now she heard that toys and digital products were going to be taken away, so she quit. Although she didn't roll on the ground like the daughter of an Internet celebrity, she cried so much that she couldn't breathe. Holding her godfather Xu Liancheng's legs, she didn't let go, and directly threw her father aside.
Qin Yan coaxed her, and shouted at the program team that this section could not be broadcast, if Meng Baizhi saw it, he would dislike him again.
It took more than an hour. A few little girls were coaxed into handing over their mobile phones.
Then the program team directly gave them a head-on blow, that is, the program team did not book a hotel for them. If they want to sleep, they have to pitch their own tents, and the first single tent gets a bucket of drinking water.
As for food, it is also necessary to catch it from the river or pick it from the trees, and the program team only provides pots and utensils, not ingredients.
Everyone was stunned.
It's not the same trip they imagined.
Even if it's not enjoyment, at least you don't have to do it yourself.
The Internet celebrity saw that her daughter was about to cry when she saw the tent, so she hurriedly comforted her and said that her father was rich, and her father would go to find a fellow villager to find the biggest house to take you to live in. He has just seen it on the way here, there are several homestays here, which is very good. Then there are also many seafood stalls by the sea.
But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the program team.
"You can't use the money you bring, but if you can earn it yourself, that's fine."
"You can't sell goods live streaming, this is a leaked program in advance."
The director's two sentences blocked the way of the Internet celebrity, and Angel, who had just stood up from the ground, fell to the ground again and began to roll.
Xu Bixi originally wore a headset on the plane, which could also isolate these magic sounds.
But now that all the electronic products have been handed over, in order to protect his ears, he is busy pulling Xu Liancheng to set up a tent.
Xu Liancheng and Qin Yanna are both people who have survived outside, Qin Yan has also been a special forces military doctor for a few years, setting up a tent is really a matter of minutes, the Internet celebrity here is still comforting his daughter, over there Xu Liancheng and Qin Yan have already set up a tent and started to disinfect.
Mr. Xu's cleanliness habit is reflected all the time.
So......
If you go down to the river to fish, you will definitely not go down to the river to fish.
He looked at Qin Yan faintly, Qin Yan gestured to him, threw his daughter into the tent, and then left with Xu Tourmaline.
The program team was shocked when they saw Xu Liancheng lying down.
A director was not very afraid of him after getting along with Xu Liancheng for a while, so he took the initiative to remind him: "Although Dad Xu said that it is very hot to fish in the river now, but if you can't see it at night, the river is more dangerous." You might as well go get the ingredients now and come back to bed early. ”
Xu Liancheng glanced at Meng Niannian, who had a fair face, raised his head and replied: "It's too sunbathing at this time, it will sunburn the children's skin." ”
"That was just a tourmaline ......"
Are you worried that other people's children will get sunburned, and your own family is not a child?
The director asked confusedly.
Xu Liancheng sat up straight, took out the fruit that Momo had prepared for him from the box, and said while eating: "He is a boy, what do you want to do so for nothing?" What about being a little white face? One in our family is enough. ”
Director: ???
What's even more fascinating is that after Xu Liancheng finished eating the fruit again, he made a hand mask for himself very finely, and then like a trick, he took out a sleeping bag and a set of mulberry silk pajamas from the box, and then stared at the director: "I'm going to change my clothes and take a lunch break, do you want to continue filming?" ”
"If you're going to shoot, let me change my clothes first, okay? After all, I am a man of the Lord and cannot show it to others. ”
Guide: "......"
Outside.
After tossing for a long time, the Internet celebrity and the model also set up the tent.
Although the Internet celebrity was born in the countryside, he didn't know how to catch fish or do farm work, after learning that Xu Liancheng was actually sleeping in the house, he was stunned at first, and then went back to the tent to lie down.
He thought, since Xu Liancheng didn't move, it was okay for him to be lazy.
As for the program team saying that if you don't work, you won't have anything to eat, he doesn't believe that they dare to abuse Xu Da Demon King.