"Xiaowen get up, it's time to go."

At 6 o'clock in the morning, Wang also opened his eyes, untied Wu Xiaowen wrapped around his stomach, and went to the bathroom to wash up in slippers.

After washing and changing clothes, I went downstairs to check out, the proprietress had been waiting for a long time, and there was a middle-aged man standing next to her.

The middle-aged man had a beard and a fierce face, but he smiled and took out two hibiscus kings from the counter.

"Brother Mo, yesterday's incident was all a misunderstanding, the old lady has long hair and short knowledge, don't be like him."

The proprietress was full of smiles, squatting in front of Wu Xiaowen with a large bag of toys, and said, "Little sister, do you like it?" Take it. ”

Play with Qiankun Circle, Hot Wheels, Chaotian Aya, Fire Tip Spear, Xuanyuan Bow......

It's all Xiao Nezha's equipment, Wu Xiaowen likes it very much, but she doesn't dare to reach out to take it, because the third brother didn't nod.

She is a fan of Xiao Nezha, her red tassel gun is made of wood by her grandmother, and it is estimated that Mrs. Wu has no money to buy her toys.

"Xiaowen, take it if you like it."

"Uh-huh, yes."

Wu Xiaowen was very excited, the Qiankun circle was hung around his neck, the chaotic silk was wrapped around his arm, in the Hot Wheels backpack, Xuanyuan bowed his back, but he didn't pick up the more exquisite and beautiful fire-tipped spear.

"Little sister, take the gun and play with it."

"No, I have a grandmother."

"Boss, you keep the gun." Wang also thought for a moment and said, "Are you afraid that my police friends will make trouble?" ”

The beard hurriedly laughed, and said while handing over the cigarette: "No, it's not like that." ”

The king also shook his head and said, "Friends belong to friends to work, and they can't listen to me, so you don't need to be afraid." ”

After speaking, he took the Furong King and Xiao Nezha to leave, first went to the men's clothing store to buy a black suit, and then took a taxi back to Xuejia Village to preside over the funeral.

As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the village, I heard the sound of suona, Wang Fatzi and Yin Baixue were preparing the mourning hall, and Wang also threw the cigarette into the car to help.

The band foreman threw over a pack of soft China, and the band relied on the mortician to introduce business, so it had to buy the undertaker's account.

Liu Zhike gave two packs of Hibiscus King, and the boss of the crystal coffin gave 1 pack of hard China, and he got 6 packs of cigarettes in a while.

Wang also took Wu Xiaowen to eat a big pot of dishes, and after eating, he went to the mourning hall to host.

Wu Xiaowen went to play with children of the same age outside the hospital, her little Nezha equipment was very stylish, and she was the most beautiful boy on this street.

Wang also opened the soft China and tasted it, felt all over his pocket and found that the lighter had forgotten the hotel, and turned around to take a piece of yellow paper from the paper money basin and lit it.

The filial sons in the mourning shed were dumbfounded, this big guy was definitely a ruthless man, and he dared to light a cigarette with yellow paper burned for the dead.

Liu Zhike hurriedly sent over two lighters.

The sound of suona sounded outside, and several guests wearing filial piety hats walked into the mourning shed.

The king threw his cigarette into the brazier and shouted loudly and solemnly.

"When a guest arrives, light yellow paper and sound firecrackers."

"Kneel!"

Firecrackers sounded, and the people who mourned filial piety knelt neatly in the mourning shed.

"A prostration."

"Prostrate again."

"Three prostrations."

"After the ceremony, the filial son returns the gift."

The first group of guests left the venue and the second group of guests entered......

Wang also took the trouble to command them to kneel and kowtow, and after the two were more than a child, their voices became hoarse, and they felt that they had adapted to or integrated the role of Mo Sanmei.

Wu Xiaowen ran over with a golden voice and said, "The third brother eats candy, and the fat brother asked me to give it to you." ”

Wang also took out a board and found that two were missing, looked down at Wu Xiaowen, and said, "Did you eat these two?" ”

Wu Xiaowen smiled weakly on his face, revealing two small tiger teeth.

"It's a medicine that is three points poisonous, don't eat it indiscriminately."

"Uh-huh, got it."

"Go out and play, don't go far."

"No, they robbed my Qiankun circle."

"Then stand by my side, be honest."

"Hmm."

By noon, the crematorium's car came, and the staff carried the coffin to the courtyard.

The king also instructed the busy men who helped to put the coffin into the burial, and then carried the coffin outside the mourning shed in the courtyard.

The filial son of the Xue family stood neatly in front of the coffin, and the Xue boss, who was heavy on filial piety, was holding a bowl of wine in his hand.

The king also cried out, "Kneel! ”

Filial sons kneel together.

"Send, the deceased is on the way."

Boss Xue smashed the wine bowl on the ground and cried loudly: "Dad, go all the way." ”

Suona sounded firecrackers, gongs and drums were noisy and crying.

Wang Ye and the fat man stood in front of the coffin, and Wang also turned to the busy man carrying the coffin and shouted, "Old and young masters, are you ready?" ”

"Ready!"

"Use some force, send the deceased on the road, carry the coffin, get up!"

"Yo...... Hey! ”

Wang Ye controlled the direction while carrying the coffin, and shouted the slogan loudly in his mouth: "Xue Lao Xianweng go forward, don't look back!" ”

The busy people carrying the coffin echoed: "Yo...... Hey! ”

"The road ahead is wide and wide, with horses and treasure ships, and full entanglements."

"Yo...... Hey! ”

Wang also shouted and felt that the corners of his clothes were getting heavier and heavier, and Wu Xiaowen grabbed the corners of his clothes with one hand.

Although she kept her head down, Wang also knew why she was so nervous, her grandmother had been sent away like this two days ago.

The coffin was carried into the hearse, but Wu Xiaowen still grabbed the corner of Wang Ye's clothes and stood motionless in front of the hearse.

Wang Fatzi squatted down and coaxed, saying, "Xiaowen is about to get into our car, the master is in a hurry, and he can't delay the cremation." ”

Wu Xiaowen still lowered his head, neither speaking nor moving.

The hearse driver was in a hurry, opened the car door and said, "Third sister, what are you doing?" Quickly take the bear child ......."

"Shut up Lao Tzu, you also called the bear child? Do you have itchy skin? Open the door! ”

"What's the door? Third sister, what do you want to do? ”

"Fatty, bring the two hibiscus kings in the car."

The fat man hurriedly gave the cigarette to Wang Ye, and Wang Ye directly smashed the cigarette on the driver's stomach and pulled Wu Xiaowen into the hearse.

"No, third sister, you can't take the child into the crematorium, you will be fined by Director Zhou."

"That's my business, get behind your wheel."

"No, third sister......"

"Call Lao Tzu's name, and if you dare to be verbose, I'll pump you, drive!"

The driver resolutely shut up and hid his cigarette, he really didn't dare to provoke Mo Sanmei, after all, he was a man who had been in prison.

The hearse drove to the crematorium, and Wu Xiaowen grabbed the corner of Wang Ye's clothes and stared at the black coffin.

Wang also sat beside her, smoking and not talking all the way.

Soon the hearse stopped outside the crematorium, the staff carried the coffin into the crematorium, and Wang also stood outside the door and waited quietly.

"Third Sister Mo, who asked you to bring the child in? Don't you know the rules of crematoria? ”

The one who spoke was a middle-aged man with a short stature, Zhou Wenshan, the director of the crematorium, and the ex-brother-in-law of the original owner.

"The surname Zhou is called Lao Tzu's name, Wang Ye."

"Which Lao Tzu are you? I'm your brother-in-law! Go to the finance room to pay a fine of 5,000, and you are not allowed to enter the funeral home after not paying the money. ”

"Lao Tzu doesn't pay a penny, if you dare not let Lao Tzu enter Lao Tzu, you will smash your pavilion, and it's a big deal to go in and squat for a few more years."

"You...... You're unreasonable! If you don't take it as an example, if you dare to bring a child in, I will fine you 10,000 yuan. ”

", I'm upset right now, you'd better not mess with me."

Zhou Wenshan was so angry that he could only leave with a few cruel words, and his ex-brother-in-law had to admit it in front of his brother-in-law.

Two hours later, the staff came out with the urn, and Wang also stuffed him with a pack of soft middle.

The young man smiled, scratched his head and said, "I'm so embarrassed, third brother, I will pump your Huazi every time." ”

"In the future, burn my customers first, and I won't cut off your Huazi."

"That's a must, don't worry, my third brother."

Wang also held the urn in one hand and pulled Wu Xiaowen away with the other, and the Xue family was still waiting outside to receive it.