"I'm an alien!"

When Xixing jumped to Chen Jia's side for the fifth time, Chen Jia finally couldn't help but say, "You are an alien, what about your spaceship?" What about your peculiar appearance? ”

Xixing helplessly pointed to the dark sky and repeated: "I told you, my spaceship is three light-years away from the Earth, if I control it to fly over, I'm afraid that your grandsons will go to the grave, and the spaceship hasn't come yet." ”

Chen Jia tilted her head helplessly, grabbed her hair and said, "What about your family?" ”

"I don't have a family, I'm an alien! How can I have a family on earth. Xixing stared at him with two big innocent eyes, and the locks of hair that fell down were waved back by her carelessly.

"Then you're coming with me?" Chen Jia waved her hand helplessly and said angrily.

"Yes, yes." Xixing jumped happily a few times, ran to the front of Chen Jia, and said, "Lead the way!" ”

"." Chen Jia looked at the innocent girl in overalls in front of her, and said to herself: "I'm not afraid that I'm a bad person..."

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"Is it all such a mess in human homes?" The Western Star jumped over some of the garbage and clothes left on the ground with brisk steps, and sat on the couch to watch from side to side.

"It's not." Chen Jia picked up the cup on the table, took a sip of water and said, "Because of my personal reasons, my family will be like this." ”

"Personal reasons?" Xixing looked at Chen Jia and said, "What are these reasons that prompted you to stand on the rooftop?" ”

Chen Jia smiled, nodded and said, "Yes." ”

"Then you fly away!" Xixing stood up, spread his arms, and circled around the couch: "You're going to give wings to your soul, you're going to escape from here." Fly to the edge of the sky, to the end of the world! ”

Chen Jia sat on the sofa, looked at the western stars circling around the sofa, and said with a wry smile: "I have long passed the age of flying. ”

"How is that possible?" Xixing said disapprovingly: "On our side... You can see the gray-haired old man flying, and he flies faster than me! ”

Chen Jia looked at the serious Western Star and couldn't help but say, "How old are you?" ”

She frowned and pondered, her smart eyes rolling from side to side, and said, "Do you want to listen to my real age, or do you want to listen to the age of this body?" ”

Chen Jia looked at her helplessly, and said angrily: "Your real age? ”

"Real age," she said, turning her eyes upwards and shyly, "I'm eighteen hundred and fifty years old, but I'm still a girl." ”

Chen Jia glanced at her and said, "What about the real age of your body?" ”

"Probably twenty-one years old." Xixing picked up the clothes on the ground, smelled them, frowned and said, "Twenty-one years old is still a little doll in us, your clothes smell so bad." ”

Chen Jia snatched the clothes, sat down under the buttocks, and said, "It's a big night, you go to the bath first, and go to bed after taking the bath." ”

Xixing stood still and didn't move, just kept looking at Chen Jia.

Chen Jia lowered her head, picked up the garbage at her feet, and said, "Can you take a good shower by looking at me like this?" ”

"Then if I look at you like this, can the bath towel appear out of thin air?" The western star smiled, the dimples on his face were small, making people want to poke them.

It's a pity that Chen Jia is a man who doesn't understand amorous feelings, and he doesn't have a cute Western star who laughs at all. He just rubbed his hair and said, "My bad, I'll go find you a new bath towel, you wait here for a while." ”

"Okay." Xixing hummed and obediently walked to the sofa and sat down.

Chen Jia lowered her head and picked up all the clothes she could pick up, walked to the room, and threw the clothes on the bed.

I rummaged through the closet and found a bath towel, and from time to time I poked my head out to look at the well-behaved Western Star sitting outside, and Western Star waved at him obediently every time he found it.

"No..."Chen Jia handed her an unopened bath towel, and Xixing took it and said thank you.

After pointing out the location of the bathroom to Xixing, Chen Jia sat back in the position just now. Picking up the beer on the table that I hadn't finished drinking, I thought of the scene just now:

"What are you doing?" Xixing suddenly spoke, startling Chen Jia, who was standing on the edge of the rooftop.

"Can't you see that?" Chen Jia said angrily, it should be that everyone knows what he is doing standing here.

"I see, standing here, but what are you doing standing here?" Xixing took a leap and jumped to his side, poking his head to look at the scene below, "The scenery here is not pretty, what are you going to do?" Xixing wondered, and sat down instead, his legs dangling in the air.

Chen Jia was shocked by her series of actions, and seeing her sitting here, Chen Jia stood next to her.

"I'm going to jump." Chen Jia looked at the crowded streets below, and never dared to take that step.

"Then why did you jump?" The Western Star turned his head to look at him, and that look looked like he wanted to hear some nice story.

"Because it's hard, it's painful, it's not happy." Chen Jia looked at the bright city in the distance and knew that she didn't belong here.

"Why is it difficult?" Western Star kept asking questions.

finally made Chen Jia a little impatient, Chen Jia said casually: "Because there is no money." "It's just one of the reasons, of course, but it's also the biggest one.

"Then I'll give you the money." Xixing brushed his windswept hair back of his head and continued to say something that amazed Chen Jia: "I give you enough money, you make me live happily, you also have money, and you are also happy." ”

Chen Jia lowered his head and looked at Xixing with an idiotic look, and said, "Not kidding? ”

"No kidding." Xixing looked at the bright lights in the distance, stood up, and said, "Actually, the scenery here is not bad. ”

Xixing turned his head and looked at Chen Jia with a smile, his crooked eyes were full of smiles, which made Chen Jia's heart feel a little more warm for a long time.

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"I'm done!" The Western Star in the toilet shouted loudly, pulling Chen Jia out of his memory.

Chen Jia put down the beer, rubbed her temples, and replied, "Then you come out!" ”

"Good!" The Western Star agreed, followed by the sound of the toilet door being opened.

Chen Jia took a sip of beer, turned his head to look at Xixing, and then avoided her with wide eyes, silently chanting indecent and non-respectful in his mouth, and covered all the scenery with his right hand.

"What are you doing?" Xixing said angrily, "You make me feel insulted like this. ”

Chen Jia took a sip of beer with his empty hand and said, "Why don't you wear clothes?" ”

"I'm dressed!" Xixing said in an incomprehensible tone.

"You don't call it wearing clothes, you call it wrapped in a bath towel." Chen Jia rolled her eyes and said angrily.

"Then how am I going to dress it! My clothes were soaked with water. Western Star shouted.

"You wait a minute." Chen Jia sighed, stood up, returned to the bedroom with her back to her, and casually found a washed blouse in the closet, nested it in a ball, and threw it on the sofa.

Chen Jia lay on the bed and shouted outside, "You just wear that dress!" ”

"Good!" The Western Star replied.

Chen Jia looked at the white ceiling decadently, listened to the sound of rustling outside, and finally couldn't help but say, "What are you doing outside?" Why is it so noisy? ”

"I'm packing up! This place is such a mess! Western Star replied loudly.

Hearing this, Chen Jia immediately sat up from the bed, ran outside, and saw a scene that was obviously more chaotic than before.

"Can you go back to sleep?" Chen Jia folded her hands helplessly and said to Xixing.

Xixing's eyes rolled from side to side and said, "Okay." With two white legs, she jumped back to Chen Jia's bedroom.

Chen Jia looked at the mess all over the ground, and began to bend down to clean up for the first time.

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Bang bang bang!

Chen Jia on the sofa was awakened by a knock on the door, Chen Jia rubbed her messy hair, skipped the pile of garbage she had cleaned up yesterday, and opened the door.

"Hello, are the stars here for you?" A rich, well-dressed and plump lady frowned and pleaded.

Chen Jia was puzzled in her heart, but looked at a group of well-dressed bodyguards behind her, and still asked, "Western Star?" ”

"Yes!" Her brow furrowed, visibly relieved.

"Are you hers?" Although Chen Jia already had the answer in his heart, he was sure again.

"Her mother!" She reached for a photograph and picked up a handkerchief to wipe the tears from her face.

Chen Jia gave it back to her after a perfunctory look, got out of the way, and said, "She is in that room inside, she took a shower here yesterday, and now she is wearing my clothes." ”

"Okay, thanks! Thank you! She shook Chen Jia's hand and made a gesture to the person behind her. The leader nodded, and rushed in with the people behind him.

Chen Jia looked at the people who were rushing in and rubbed his face that was not yet sober.

"What are you doing! You bad guys! "Western Star was carried out by the two of them because she was struggling so hard.

"Chen Jia!" When Xixing saw Chen Jia, his eyes lit up, as if he saw a savior, and stretched out his hand to Chen Jia: "Chen Jia!" They're from the Institute! Chen Jia! They're going to disembowel me! ”

Xixing's mother looked at her and wiped her tears, and said, "Sorry for the trouble for you, but I'm really her mother, you see..." she pointed to the little girl smiling happily in the photo: "This is when Xingxing was a child, it's cute, right?" ”

Chen Jia looked in the direction she pointed, a little girl with immature features and pigtails, and she could see that it was a Western star that had not grown.

"Hmm... It was lovely. Chen Jia looked at it for a while and said.

"Thank you...", she blew her nose and walked out with the crowd.

Chen Jia finally poked his head out to look at the closed elevator and sighed. Closing the door, he jumped over the garbage heap again, returned to his bedroom, and fell asleep on the bed.

When Chen Jia woke up, the sky outside was already a little dark. Chen Jia pulled down the curtains to block the scenery outside, and suddenly the room was only dark.

Chen Jia pushed open the door, looked at the pile of garbage outside, and sighed.

Chen Jia pulled the cheap garbage bag out of the door with difficulty, locked the door, pressed the elevator, and looked at the gradually rising floor, Chen Jia still put on a hat to cover his face.

There was no one in the elevator, Chen Jia dragged the garbage bag in, Chen Jia looked bored at the blurry reflection, and the garbage bags piled up next to him.

Chen Jia looked at the descending floor, suddenly turned around and gestured his middle finger at the camera, and then dragged the garbage bag out of the elevator.

Chen Jia put the garbage bag next to the trash can, because Chen Jia was afraid that if she threw a garbage bag into it, the trash can would be full at once.

Chen Jia clapped her hands and put her hands in her pockets. Looking at the dazzling but nameless flowers in the flower bed, I picked a small red wildflower, stuffed it into my pocket, and prepared to go home and raise it.

As soon as he turned around, Chen Jia saw the Western Star looking left and right again. After Xixing saw Chen Jia, his eyes lit up, and he was ready to come over.

Chen Jia didn't hide from her, just stood in place with her hands in her pockets.

"Chen Jia!" Xixing didn't run to him, but squatted under the flower bed, still beckoning to Chen Jia: "Come here!" It's dangerous over there! ”

Chen Jia looked down at him, but still squatted down with her. Chen Jia looked at her with a panicked face and asked, "Why did you come back?" ”

"I escaped." Xixing smiled and said seriously: "You didn't save me, I don't blame you!" Because they're so good! But! The promise between us has not yet been fulfilled! ”

Chen Jia frowned and wondered, "What agreement?" ”

"I'll give you money! You don't live so hard, you make me happy! Western Star frowned, as if he was unhappy that he had forgotten the agreement between them so quickly.

"This..."Chen Jia scratched his head, he didn't take this matter to heart at all, it was purely a joke.

"Stars! Star! ”

"Miss!"

The voice calling for the Western Star began to gradually emerge around him, Chen Jia stood up and waved his hand: "Here!" ”

Xixing was surprised for a moment, and quickly dragged him to squat down, covering his mouth with his hand: "You are crazy!" You're going to expose me, it's a win-win deal! ”

Chen Jia took her hand down and said seriously into her eyes: "Miss West, go home... You're living happily and don't need me. ”

Westernstar squinted at him, then stood up as well, waving to those looking for her, shouting, "We're here!" ”