Lin Tiancheng Chapter 72 Pouts your ass and waits for me to love
Chen Ergou dramatically allowed the paper ball to be smashed into his face, and when his eyes were closed, he had already picked up the paper ball from the ground, then spread out the paper ball, read it quickly, and immediately understood the cause and effect of why Chen Sangui was angry.
Then, Chen Ergou's eyes narrowed into a slit, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and a poisonous plan in his heart quietly appeared, but he didn't say it for the time being, because he didn't want to see what Chen Sangui's intention was.
Instead, he asked Chen Sangui: "I don't know how big or young, what should I do?" β
Because Chen Sangui is the mastermind of the decision-making, he is making suggestions.
Chen Sangui slapped his hand, smashed the table into powder, and said angrily: "Then, do you still need to talk about it?" Of course, it is to rape this unruly adulteress first and then kill it, and torture that lowly adulterer to death, otherwise how can I relieve my hatred of taking my wife!
It's really a cheap thing, even the woman that Lao Tzu likes dares to go up, it's really the birthday boy who hanged himself, and he was tired of it. β
"Da Shao, that's right, this person really doesn't know whether to live or die, even the eldest young master of my family, the girl he likes dares to go on, it's just looking for death!"
After Chen Ergou flattered him, he thought about it for a while, had some doubts, and asked with the doubts in his heart: "But then again, how could that old thing of the Li family tell us this?" There will be no ghosts in this, and that old thing will not be plotting against us for anything. β
Chen Sangui felt that it made sense, but he thought of something that he had agreed with Li Xuan, and he quickly figured it out, and then laughed and said disdainfully: "Hmph, is this useful to ask, something must have happened, I think what he planned to plot is now going to jump off the wall in a hurry, maybe he has to act early." β
As soon as the words turned, he said mysteriously: "And he needs an ally to do that, and I am his best ally." β
Chen Ergou didn't ask Li Xuan what he wanted, because he understood a truth: there are some things that shouldn't be asked, so you can't ask.
So he said: "Oh, then it makes sense, what are we going to do, do we need to send someone to catch the adulteress and bring it back, and then beat the adulterer and torture her to death, or bring it back to the eldest young master to deal with?" β
The corners of Chen Sangui's lips rose, snorted coldly, and said, "This time I want to go in person!" β
Hearing this, Chen Ergou seemed to have encountered a great good thing, and he flattered Chen Sangui with a smile: "It's good, there is a big young master out of the horse, and the pair of adulterers and adulteresses are not yet caught, obediently kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy!" β
"Haha..."
Chen Ergou's words hit the idea of Chen Sangui's happiness, I saw him laughing, and he praised Chen Ergou: "Well said! When the time comes, Li Tianyin's whore will not obediently strip naked, pout her ass and wait for me to love... Hahaha......
And when the adulterer saw Lao Tzu, he was not afraid to pee his pants, washed his neck and waited for me to take his life... Hahaha......"
Chen Ergou also laughed with Le, so he smiled and asked, "Da Shao, then we need to reply to that old thing?" β
Chen Sangui has some opinions about Li Xuan, how can he not see that Li Xuan is using him to get rid of Li Tianyin, but it doesn't matter, he just wants Li Tianyin, now is a rare opportunity, how can he let it go, don't do a wave, catch Li Tianyin back, and let the next step under his own Chenghuan.
He scoffed and snorted, "Hmph, that old thing is very shrewd, wait a minute to inform the person he sent over, and tell him that we did it!" β
"Okay."
Immediately after, Chen Ergou asked, "Then what do we do next?" β
Hearing this, Chen Sangui fell into deep thought, his face contemplative, silent.
At this time, Chen Ergou played his role as a dog-headed military advisor and suggested curtly: "Da Shao, in my opinion, let's catch turtles in an urn."
Look at the pair of adulterers and adulteresses, Li Xuan's old thing explained very clearly, that is, to send a batch of goods to Wujiazhai.
Then as long as we choose a narrow section of the road and cannot escape from all sides, and then set up ambushes and traps, unless they can fly, they will not be able to escape our net at all. β
Chen Sangui pondered for a moment, then said in a deep voice: "Which paragraph are we going to choose?" And don't forget, there are many ways to go to Wujiazhai, how can we know which one they take? β
"Hehe... Da Shao, this is easy to say, you see, although there are many people who go to Wujiazhai, there are many heavy roads guarded by the bandits of Wujiazhai, and there are many people, and they will attract attention.
After all, the price of their goods is not low, and Li Tianyin, a little beauty, is following, and one of the many people must be lustful and courageous, so it will definitely cause unnecessary trouble.
Therefore, we can judge that they will inevitably take the remote path that is less traveled by the people, or the middle road where the flow of people is half of the heavy road. β
Chen Ergou then analyzed layer by layer: "Then it is excluded that they will take the heavy road, and the only thing left is the small path and the middle road..."
"you, what's the difference between what you say and what you don't?" Chen Sangui slapped Chen Ergou's braincase.
After a while, Chen Ergou said pitifully in pain: "Da Shao, can I finish listening?" Next, I judged that they would go the middle way.
The reason is that there are too few people, when encountering unforeseen disasters, the road is narrow and difficult, and the section of the road with few lane changes, it is difficult to escape, or someone will meet the righteous and courageous, help each other, you think, without exception, those who can walk the trail are some people who can't see the light, don't want to attract attention and some people with low strength.
Therefore they will go in the middle way. β
Chen Sangui nodded in agreement, and then asked, "Then which middle way will he take?" β
Chen Ergou replied: "Yushan Road! β
Wake up the person in the dream with a word, Chen Sangui seemed to have come up with something, and then laughed and exclaimed: "Yes, it is Yushan Road, there are not many people on this road, and there are few areas that can ambush, and there are many thieves, which is a very low-risk road."
But they will inevitably pass through the Tianbiya bypassed by the Yushan Road!
And the people who pass by here do not stay and wait for a long time, and it is definitely an excellent place to ambush them here.
How did my adulterer and adulteress escape my palm, haha... I'm really smart and talented by nature...... Hahaha......"
Chen Ergou heard Chen Sangui boasting about himself, although most of it was mixed with exaggerated rhetoric, and it was obviously the scheme he came up with to lead Chen Sangui to figure it out, but he took all the credit on himself.
But Chen Ergou didn't say anything, and refuted anything out loud, as if he didn't hear it, and turned a blind eye.
Instead, he smiled flatteringly: "The big and the young are extremely wise, so that the little ones are admired." β
"Haha... Well, well done! β
Chen Sangui happily gave an order: "Pass my order, go to the city gate to arrange eyeliner, as soon as the adulterer and adulteress leave the city gate, immediately notify me, I will personally ambush them."
I want them to see how much I've been through and see them crying and begging me to spare me...... Hahaha......"
Chen Ergou grinned and said, "Let's do it for the little one." β
"Wait a minute!"
Chen Sangui stopped Chen Ergou and said, "Now when I think of Li Tianyin's protruding and stunning body, an evil fire arises in my heart.
Go and get the chick in my room to be washed, and make it look good, and then send it into my room, and enjoy it again tonight, and go to the fire. β
Chen Ergou understood, and hurriedly replied: "Yes, yes, the little one will immediately go and arrange it properly." β
As for whether the girl's next fate will be dead or alive, we don't know.
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Li Er immediately returned the same way as he got the reply, and when he returned to the Li Mansion, he went straight to Li Xuan's residence, there was no obstruction on the way, he could delay for a second, and after seeing Li Xuan, he told him the reply he got from Chen Sangui.
After receiving Chen Sangui's affirmative reply, Li Xuan was overjoyed and said, "Okay! Let's wait for the news, we don't have to do anything first, there is Chen Sangui, the brain-dead of the essence/worm, I believe that Li Tianyin and that Yuntian will definitely die! β
Li Er asked, "Great Elder, what are we going to do next?" β
"Hmph, go and spread the word that Yuntian said that he wanted to marry Li Tianyin, and he stained Li Tianyin's innocence." Li Xuan said sinisterly.
He just wants Yuntian to be the target of the public, and it is best to die under the anger of Li Tianyin's admirers, so as to save him a lot of effort.
It's a big deal that when the matter is done, I will give Li Tianyin to Chen Sangui again, so as not to destroy the later cooperative relationship between them.
Li Er replied: "My subordinates will do it!" β
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A lot happened on this day, and by nightfall, the sky was already full of stars, and the light of the moon spread over the earth.
At night, there are always some people who have not fallen asleep, but they get together to talk about the big events, interesting stories, and gossip that happened today......
"Alas, did you hear that something big happened in the mansion today?"
"Oh, what's going on? Tell us a few brothers. β
Everyone was curious in their hearts, so they leaned over to this person, listened attentively, and gossiped.
"Then prick up your ears and listen, I overheard it when I was working todayβ" but he was interrupted as soon as he tried to speak.
"What, what is the big thing, so easy to spread, why didn't I hear it when I was working? Is it a trivial matter? β
"you, you said it could be a trivial thing about the eldest lady?"
The crowd shook their heads.
"Isn't that right?"
He continued: "As for how it came out, I don't know, but I heard that the eldest lady had an affair with a guard, and the guard was so bold that he wanted to marry the eldest lady, and he really wanted to eat swan meat......
Hearing this, everyone suddenly burst into laughter.
"What happened next?" Someone interrupted and asked.
The person who was interrupted said, "Good question!" What else can it be, of course, it was strongly opposed by the elders, but the head of the family did not speak or get angry, I don't know why.
But just when the elder was about to shoot him to death on the spot, the eldest lady suddenly stopped him, didn't know what to think, and said that she would give him a chance to marry him.
Seems like I've heard that the guard has been skin-to-skin with the guard. β