"I have a mood, sing to the princes, there is a big fish in the North Hell, I don't know how many thousands of miles;"

Sitting in the private car of the prison guard Zhang Jiaojiao, looking at the picturesque scenery outside the window flashing one by one, when I thought that I was about to regain my freedom, I couldn't help but pinch my throat and turn around, and sang a self-composed opera song in Qin Huai's tune.

"I have something to sing to the princess, this Kunpeng fish, it is me who turns into a human, I came home from prison today, and I pressed that pine flower egg, oops, I have enough to eat——"

My "beautiful" singing voice made me familiar with Lao Zhang, who has always taken care of me, smiled and asked, "So happy?" ”

"I'm out of prison, of course I'm happy." As soon as I finished speaking, I saw him turn his head and sigh softly.

So I began to comfort him in turn: "Don't be like this, Zhang Guanjiao doesn't have his own life, wealth is in the sky, Brother Zhang don't worry about me, my life is big, isn't it just a brain tumor, and I can't die." ”

"Also, I think it's because Lord Yama doesn't like you kid, look at those bullet holes and scars on your body, the rain of bullets and bullets won't kill you, let alone Songhua Eggs!" A prison guard behind me reached out and patted me on the shoulder, jokingly comforting me.

I behaved well and had my sentence reduced a lot, and I was supposed to be released from prison in less than a year, but suddenly I passed out several times in a few days, and when I found out, I had a terminal brain tumor.

Luckily in disguise, my application for medical treatment was granted permission to reside in a place of my choosing, confined to the limits of my sentence.

I didn't choose my own house, let alone my ex-wife's home, and I didn't even choose to stay in the city, but chose a remote mountain village called Mapeng Village, a family surnamed Huang.

According to the contact information I provided, Xiao Huang's sister told the prison authorities that she was happy and that I was always welcome to her home. But I'm sure she didn't expect what was going on, and I didn't expect me to surprise her so soon.

When I was about to arrive at Madeng Village, I took out a black and white striped headscarf hat from my personal belongings, put on my bald hood, and then put on the special big black glasses, and my image and temperament changed instantly.

In the rivers and lakes and in prison, the famous scarface Yijiu was transformed in an instant. The quality has become a handsome and handsome tough guy.

I smiled at Xiao Wang, the prison guard next to me, because I knew how handsome I was without looking in the mirror, and I knew how high the degree of envy and amazement was in the gaze he threw at me.

I don't know it myself, but legend has it that when I was very young, I was swept diagonally across the right side of my face by a shotgun, covering my right eye from my cheekbone, piercing my eyebrows and forehead, and scraping a few bullet marks from my left hairline.

The red scar's broken appearance is hideous, coupled with the iron-blooded aura of the rest of the battle, the sharp edge of the evil aura makes people scared when they look at it, and they are more terrifying than the people with a face full of flesh.

Especially after I was imprisoned and shaved my hair, not to mention the bald scarface, my right eye was still shining with yellow and green spots like a glass flower, and a few drops of blood and tears flowed from time to time, and I could shock one party if I didn't move!

Later, I became a business elite, and I spent money to design the image, who would have thought that I was just a little bit of a trick, and I blocked the evil and fierce flames tightly, and because of this mystery, there are some charms in my life.

The doctor said that when I was swept through my right eye by a shotgun, the gunfire and poisonous flames smoked the beads in my eye too much, so the vision of this eye was worse than super myopia, so wearing sunglasses is absolutely not good.

Fortunately, the image designer has a noble reason, and the big black glasses he chose for me are actually a medical device called small hole imaging glasses for the treatment of myopia.

Wearing these big black glasses not only made me see more clearly in an instant, but also allowed me to wear them at night, which showed my stubborn character and stubbornness in addition to being handsome.

I arrived at the ground soon after I cleaned up here, and according to the usual practice, everyone came to the office of the village committee of Mapeng Village first, and there was nothing untrue about the situation, but the man looked a little surprised.

The village stood up and thought about it, and then asked tentatively: "The last time you contacted the Huang family should have been a month ago, right?" ”

Now it was our turn to be surprised: "How do you know?" It was a month ago! ”

"At least thirty-two days ago!" The man seemed to have received some revelation, and guessed again with certainty.

Zhang Guanjiao glanced at the prison guard Xiao Wang, looked at me again, and said with some hesitation: "It was thirty-two days ago, to be precise, thirty-four days ago." ”

"Look at me, say yes!"

The man said excitedly, and then suddenly became serious, and even adjusted his attitude to solemnity, and then said slowly: "The old couple of the Huang family both passed away on the night thirty-two days ago; The day after tomorrow is their fifth and seventh birthday, and you can say that you have come just in time.

This Lao Huang is worthy of being a well-known horse shed god, and the old couple left together when they said they would go, and they fell asleep and disappeared. Although it was said that it was gas poisoning, their clothes were neatly dressed, and the quilts were folded, and the two of them were lying there as if they were corpses, which was really weird. ”

Now it was our turn to be more surprised, and the man was even more embarrassed: "Go, I'll lead you." ”

I was already rushing back for the first time, but I was still a step late, Uncle Huang and Aunt Huang were very coincidental, and on the night of the last time I fainted, they walked gently together in their sleep.

The Red and White Council of the village branch and the kind-hearted villagers helped the little yellow sister who was suddenly orphaned and sent her parents to finish.

A distant cousin of Xiao Huang's sister also helped her rent a house in the town; Mapeng Village is far away from the school, and it is inconvenient to go back and forth to school, and she will take the high school entrance examination in June next year!

Everyone is gone, in the gloomy old house of the Huang family, in addition to some old furniture scattered everywhere, it is the most common yellow paper and other things in the house of the folk gods and goddesses.

So I went back to the village committee and said that I planned to tidy up the old house of the Huang family, but if it didn't work, I could just flip it.

Since the flip can't be done, then I can only renovate, at my request, the village recommended to me the village's construction team, come to see the house out of the budget.

Money is not a problem, the problem is that in the Huang family's old house, there are too many things and they are piled up; As far as the distant cousin I found meant, these useless things were sold in tatters.

After setting the price and start time with the construction team, the family began to help me pack up my things, and the yard was soon piled up.