When I got back to the village, many people came to tell me a joke about who saw me in the house today, and who was talking to me! And that person is really tough, even if he sees me, he doesn't admit that he is dazzled, not that he really saw me, really.

I believed him, but I couldn't be sure of him, so I could only explain to him, "What the hell you're doing, brother." This is the home of the horse shed god, do you think you are in an ordinary family? You can't just enter my room in the future, you are lucky this time, and you will not be able to say it in the future. ”

This erroneous explanation not only frightened the poor man, but everyone was stunned.

From then on, except for Guo Rongfei and Xiao Huang's sister Huang Yunxiao, no one dared to enter the Huang family's old house casually, especially when no one was at home, they were afraid of dying and didn't know how to die.

Because of this incident, after a family of oil and vinegar, my reputation as a god in the horse shed is even more surging to 90,000 miles, scaring people to death and not paying for their lives.

Three days before July 15, it was the day to ask God to open, and the renovation work had already ended, and Guo Rongfei had already prepared.

Guo Rongfei not only prepared a large cardboard box, but also placed eleven small cardboard boxes on the incense table in front; The ordinary carton has 10,000 to 100,000 written on it, and there is also a red box that says private conversation, and the cost is an additional 50,000 yuan!

I took out the table of the Eight Immortals, set it up in the shade of the ancient ginkgo tree, and put it at the door, put the thermos and make tea, and prepared for a long battle.

After getting ready, as soon as Guo Rongfei opened the door, someone came to pay the money, but in the case of the same amount of money, everyone could only come according to the number plate, and the person holding the number one was a person who had paid 50,000 yuan earlier.

Looking at this fat man in a suit and leather shoes, but full of dusty temperament, I said to Guo Rongfei first: "Sister Fei, take out 5,000 to him, which is a gift for the eldest mother." ”

Then I turned my head and said, "Big brother, don't delay here, hurry up and take my aunt to the hospital, don't go around asking God and worshiping Buddha, it's useless."

Also, don't look for psychiatry and brain medicine, the root of the mother's disease is in the teeth, it is all caused by toothache, you take the elderly to the dentistry, it is likely that everything will be fine if you extract a tooth. ”

Seeing that the man didn't believe it, I lifted my big sunglasses, took a sip of tea leisurely, and said indifferently: "If you don't believe it, take the money away, and wait until the eldest lady's illness is cured." ”

The man stammered and turned around to look at the onlookers, looked at Guo Rongfei, mechanically took the 5,000 yuan, and suddenly said, "I believe it!" Because of your prophets, I believe you! When my mother recovers, I will thank you again. ”

"Take your son with you when you come, and I'll show him the marriage by the way." After listening to me here, the man immediately nodded and thanked him: "That feeling is good, that feeling is good, that feeling is good, that is great, that is great!" ”

The big brother left happily, and the next No. 2 was a woman who had paid 30,000 yuan earlier, with an elegant temperament and shaking a small fan, and was about to come over and sit down when I said: "Do you want to listen to good words or the truth?" If you want to listen to good words, take the money and leave, if you want to hear the truth, don't cry after listening! ”

After listening to and looking at me, the woman pouted, cried out, turned her head and squeezed out of the crowd and left, looking at the family inexplicably.

No. 3 is a husband and wife, and it is the number one of the 10,000 number plates, I turned around and said, "Sister Fei, return the money to them, and then give them the 30,000 yuan of the woman just now." ”

Then, I spread my hands and said helplessly to the two people: "I am a fortune teller, not a real immortal, your children and the police can't find it, and I can't find it." But giving you money is not to pity you, but to persuade you to start a new life.

Rest assured, your son is not only fine, but also alive and well, and he will be able to get it back on his own in about ten years.

Thirty thousand is for you just now, she has a bad disease, everyone avoids her, if you like, go and help her.

Don't worry, this woman is very kind-hearted, but she was deceived by bad people, so as long as you are brave and sincere enough, when your children find you, maybe you will have the ability to find him a daughter-in-law. ”

The man who was in tatters and was in tatters slowly raised his eyelids, took the money from his wife's hand, counted out 10,000 yuan and put it on the table again, bowed deeply and said, "This money should be given, sir's words are expensive!" After saying that, he pulled the woman and left, he should have gone to chase the woman just now.

I sighed, took a sip of tea to hide my feelings, and then suddenly stretched out my hand and shouted, "This person can't ask for money,"

The person who was being cut off by me turned his head to look at me, and I sneered: "You are here to find trouble, I don't want you to waste my time." Then he said to the others: "As long as this person is here, we will be here today, unless this person leaves, when he leaves, we will continue to start." ”

I got up and left and took the opportunity to pee. The man hesitated and hesitated again and again for fear of arousing public anger in full view, and finally decided to get the money back and prepared to leave.

I came back and sat down, and said behind him: "This gentleman who fights fakes, although you don't want to give money at all, and even want to earn my money, but I still advise you to go home and take a look, when you are busy fighting fakes outside, someone is busy fighting the real army in your house!" ”

Although I have said it as vaguely as possible, many knowledgeable people can't help but laugh.

In the midst of everyone's great curiosity, someone showed up, and under the babbling explanations of these people, a new term was quickly popularized inside and outside the door.

As soon as I was happy, I said, "Come in, everyone with the number plate, let's cut through the mess quickly, and then what should we do?" As soon as he finished speaking, seventeen or eighteen people were immediately crowded in.

After sending away a batch, a pair of gold wire glasses came over, and his face was full of sorrow and death, I looked at him and said, "I know that you have a good hand, sir, can you do me a favor and write me a few words?" Don't let you write in vain, there is a pen fee! ”

Guo Rongfei led this person to prepare pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and I turned back to the second person and said, "Your 10,000 yuan is the best value for money, aren't you just asking for marriage?" Congratulations, you don't have to have a wedding reception this year. ”

The man was stunned: "What's there to congratulate here, is it that I'll next year-"

"You'll get used to it next year," as soon as I finished speaking, I heard some people laugh again, and I continued to joke: "But your child has been born without your permission, and if you don't mind, the wife and child will be a family of four in an instant." I said you don't have to hold a wedding banquet, I didn't say you can't get a certificate! ”

"Four? Are my children twins? The man asked.