153. Shave leg hair once a day [3/3]
The work of cleaning up the battlefield was finally over, and the sailors divided some of them to drive the five robbed bandit ships, all five of which were good merchant ships, although they were smaller than the big ships that Yi Yun and the others were on, but the decoration on the ships was not bad, especially since there was a floor on the ship...... And the five big ships that Iyun was on had all been dismantled by him, and he could only live in tents.
Of course, Yi Yun didn't want to live in a tent, so he moved to the merchant ship with a group of girls from the cute girl brigade and lived in the ship again. The other five dismantled battleships were dismantled in a mess, and let the sailors toss them themselves.
At this time, a group of girls were there, Quiet, An Qian, Li Chengyu, Dan Xiaoyou, Lu Xi and others were chatting around Yi Yun, discussing the details of the battle just now, Li Chengyu was full of shame, it was a great shame to be smashed with a hammer, and she looked very unhappy. On the other side, the stupid assassin Lu Xi was full of triumphantness.
"This time, I'm sure I'll get a big bounty. Lu Xi said with a smile on his face: "At least two hundred taels, I can enter the realm of Bai Fumei, and I can launch an offensive against the rich and handsome man." ”
An Qian next to her shook her head, reached out and took out a silver ticket from her arms, and shook it in front of Lu Xi, Lu Xi took a serious look, five thousand taels...... An Qian smiled: "My name is Bai Fumei, and Gao Fushuai will only take a fancy to women like me." As for you, you can only be called Bai Qianmei, you can find a poor and handsome man......"
Lu Xi was shocked: "Don't, I'm poor and afraid, don't find a poor man if I want to die, I must find a rich man." ”
"Most rich men are not handsome. Li Chengyu was jealous that Lu Xi had knocked down Luo's leg hair, so he deliberately went against her, and snorted: "Let me explain to you in particular, nine out of ten rich men are big fat people, because the fat belly is too high, you can't see your words when you lower your head, do you want to find this kind of rich man?"
Lu Xi was shocked: "No, right? I often hear people say that they are rich and handsome, and there are also men who prove that they are handsome and rich." ”
Li Chengyu nodded and said with a smile: "That's right, nine out of ten are fat, and the other is rich and handsome, but it's a pity that this only one is rich and handsome will be targeted by countless women, so ...... In the end, the only one who can grab a rich and handsome man is Bai Fumei. ”
"Ah...... Isn't that the case!" Lu Xi was bluffed by Li Chengyu, and snorted miserably: "I don't want to marry a big fat man, I want to rob the rich and handsome, no matter how fierce the competition is." ”
Li Chengyu snorted again: "What do you know? Let me explain to you that rich and handsome men often play with flowers because they chase many women, and there are as many women around them as if they were cows' hair, and changing women is as fast as a marquee." If a woman like you sticks it up, she will definitely be thrown into the corner after someone else finishes playing, let alone marrying a wife, and don't even think about mixing a concubine, it will be miserable. ”
Lu Xi's face turned pale, and he cried out loud, shrinking in the corner and crying.
Yi Yun Khan: "Hey, second wife, don't bully Lu Xi, she is stupid and timid, you still deliberately scare her with words, what should I do if I am really scared and stupid?" I still expect her to continue to contribute to me with her assassin skills." ”
Li Chengyu snorted: "Such a stupid assassin, don't do it, look for it again." By the way, I'm not your second wife. ”
Yi Yun pretended not to hear her rebuttal, and spread his hands and said: "Second wife, you said it easily, how can the 'assassin' be so easy to find, I see that all the 'assassins' in the world have been caught by Sanjiang Pavilion, if you find someone unfamiliar with it, I don't feel at ease to use it." ”
Li Chengyu pursed his lips.
"Isn't it just that you are upset when you are defeated by Luo Leg Mao?" Yi Yun smiled: "Don't be angry with your own people, I will ask someone to drag Luo Leg Hair up, you can just be angry with him." ”...,
After a few orders to the sailors, the soldiers walked into the shipyard with a large bundle of Luo leg hair. He was a good man, he was kicked and beaten by several soldiers, and there was not much frustration on his face, just a little indignant.
It was the first time that Yi Yun looked at him carefully, and he saw that he was wearing a very ordinary cloth robe, dirty, with a few stains on it, and his skin was dark and smooth, showing the kind of bronze that he had been exposed to the sun for many years, and his hands and feet were very thick, at least three times thicker than Yi Yun's hands and feet.
"Luo Lemao, you are dead!" Yi Yun smiled: "You actually dare to come and rob the ship of this prince, do you know that attacking the emperor's relatives and relatives will punish the nine clans in our Dameng country." ”
Luo Leg Mao flattened his mouth, and said indignantly: "I am alone, without the Nine Clans, you can only punish me alone." ”
"I see the indignant expression on your face, what's wrong?
"Of course not. Luo Lemao said angrily: "Actually using an assassin to sneak attack from behind, this is simply a despicable and shameless act, and I have the courage to hit it head-on." ”
Li Chengyu was furious: "Fight it, I still want to fight you again, I was careless when I was shocked by your weapon just now, you really think that I will lose to you with one move." ”
"Stop!" Yi Yun glared at Li Chengyu angrily, he had already seen that even if Li Chengyu fought seriously, he was not an opponent of Luo Leg Mao, at this time, if he really couldn't get off the stage, maybe it would make another variable, so he pretended to be fierce and scolded: "This king is a prisoner, do you have the right to intervene?" ”
Yi Yun turned his head and laughed at Luo Leg Mao: "You are so unreasonable, you actually want my assassin to fight you head-on, do you want to take advantage of others?"
Luo Lemao said: "I don't take advantage of others, how can I take advantage of people by hitting them head-on?"
Yi Yun smiled: "Assassin is originally a profession used for sneak attacks, you have to fight head-on with others, you are using the strengths of your profession to attack the enemy's shortcomings, you are not doing this to take advantage of others, what is it? You just kept saying that we are despicable, but in fact you are the most despicable." ”
"This ......"
Yi Yun continued: "Otherwise, you and I will fight remotely and head-on, do you dare?"
Luo Legmao thought about it, you guy just revealed the profession of "artillery", if I fight you from a distance, won't it become a target for you to play? Of course this will not work. He hurriedly said, "How can this be done?"
Yi Yun spread his hands: "Isn't this enough, you have to set a condition for my assassin to fight head-on, but you are unwilling to accept the condition I proposed for frontal long-range fight, it can be seen that ...... You're a vile man. ”
Luo Legmao was speechless.
"What are you doing so much with him, killing him with one sword. Li Chengyu couldn't help it again, she had been in the army for a long time, killing an enemy was really nothing, the last time she caught Soft Muxing, she was the one who advocated torture.
"Kill me, I'm not afraid of you!" Luo Leg Mao said loudly: "Since the day I came out to be a water bandit, I haven't thought about dying well, let's kill it, I don't think I'm a good man if I frown." ”
"Pretend, you pretend!" Yi Yun laughed: "When I fired the cannon just now, I was so scared that the person lying on the deck with his head in his hand didn't know who it was......"
Luo Leg Hair: "......"
Yi Yun Wei smiled: "Actually, I should have killed you with a knife, but just now in the battle, I saw my sisters huddled in the bilge, scared to cry by this battle, you are all harmed, I am the most particular about the way of the other, and give back to the other, you scared my sister, I have to make you cry." ”
Luo's facial face changed slightly, and he snorted forcibly: "Man, I don't cry if I don't cry if I don't cry." ”
Yi Yun's evil eyes swept over him, and he smiled evilly: "Are you a tough guy? I'm the least afraid of running into a tough guy." I heard that your name is Luo Leg Hair, and I see that your legs do have a lot of black leg hair, you say...... If I shave your legs, won't your name be funny?"...,
When Luo Lemao heard this, his face changed greatly.
Yi Yun knew from looking at his face that he had found his weakness, and said with a strange smile: "A person named Luo Leg Mao must be very good-looking as a result of a pair of white and hairless legs...... Come on, shave the leg hair of Luo's leg hair. ”
"Don't!" Luo Leg Mao screamed, "Don't shave my leg hair...... Spare ...... Help me...... Ahh......hh My leg hair is very important......"
Luo Leg Mao let out a scream like killing pigs, but Yi Yun was unmoved, several sailors came up to the hall, dragged Luo Leg Hair out of the house, and after a while, he shaved off his leg hair and dragged it into the house, this guy's two calves really became clean, very. I saw that his expression was very depressed, as if he had been cut off.
It seems that the loss of leg hair is really a very heavy blow to him! There are actually two lines of tears hanging from the corners of his eyes. In fact, shaving leg hair really hurts a man's heart, especially being forced to shave his leg hair by others, this degree of humiliation is even more excessive than killing, Yi Yun sympathized with him a little, and a few soldiers next to him even turned their heads, and couldn't bear to see his miserable state.
Li Chengyu finally let out a sigh, his mood improved, and he looked at Luo Leg Mao proudly and said: "I don't think this person needs to be killed in a hurry, he is locked in the bilge, and he sends soldiers to help him shave his leg hair once a day, so that he can get out of my heart." ”
Silk! Yi Yun gasped, sure enough, a woman is not a human being when she is ruthless, such a shameful thing actually has to be done to Luo Leg Hair once a day, this person is only afraid that if he plays it, he will play badly. Forget it, if the second wife wants to play, it's up to her.
Yi Yun waved his hand: "Drag it down and put it in the bilge, and shave your leg hair once a day!"
"Yes......" The sailor sweated profusely and said in a low voice: "Lord Wang, will this be too ruthless?"
Yi Yun spread his hands and said: "It's a little ruthless, but there's no way, my second wife likes it, so let her be." ”
"Hey, I'm not your second wife. Li Chengyu said angrily: "Don't always take advantage of my words. ”
"Cut!" Yi Yun shook his head: "Also, the position of the second wife is very important, how can there be any reason to give people casually, let's let you be the seventeenth aunt and the like, that position is more compatible with you." ”
Li Chengyu: "......"
That's it, it's better to call the second wife than the seventeenth aunt...... Accept your fate!
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