Extras (6): The daily life of the gods after the gods (1)
In fact, when Yunyao Shenjun and Zhaoyang Shenzun had a small group, they were quite in a hurry.
The descendants of the ancient gods are not like the descendants of mortals, which need ten months of gestation, and they can be conceived by the same heart and blood.
At first, Yunyao Shenjun and Zhaoyang Shenzun thought that such a young god son still had to drink milk, so they searched all over the mountains and fields, and finally had to go to the southern wilderness grassland to follow a cow back, but the little god son did not buy it, and he did not drink a drop of milk.
The couple went to find all kinds of rare and fresh fruits, crushed them into mud and fed them to the little gods, but he still didn't eat them.
This is difficult for the two ancient gods, go to the father and mother god to ask, they are absolutely embarrassed, they can't be known, the two ancient gods can't even look at a little doll.
But it is really not a way to continue to stay in Canglan Mountain, and you can't just starve Xiaotuanzi like this.
After thinking about it, the couple made a decision that they thought was very wise, and he carried the small group to the Nine Heavens.
Yuan Ling's Chonghua Palace has everything, so he asked Xiao Tuanzi to see what he wanted to eat.
So Zhaoyang Shenzun successfully entered Chonghua Palace under the banner of "caring for apprentices".
Heavenly Emperor Yuan Ling is the best-looking immortal in the Nine Heavens, with a noble bearing, and it stands to reason that there should be many admirers, but he has been lonely for tens of millions of years.
But this is not the main thing, the important thing is that there are many delicacies in Jiuzhongtian, which is just for Xiao Tuanzi to open his eyes to pick and choose, and eat whatever he likes.
But they really didn't expect Xiao Tuanzi to like to eat everything.
Actually, Xiaotuanzi doesn't like to eat everything.
When he was in Canglan Mountain before, he hadn't transformed into a human form for too long, and most of the time he was taken by his two parents in the form of a little doll, and he ate some fruit and flower dew or something, so he didn't know what he could eat or what he liked to eat.
At this time, he climbed on Yuan Ling's wide desk, his eyes were full of delicacies that he had never seen before, and he was dazzled for a while, so he crawled towards a plate of spicy chicken.
Xiao Tuanzi has no concept of taste, just looking at the red dish of vegetables, and kissing his mother with a color, he has a very good impression.
Can a one- or two-year-old eat diced spicy chicken?!
The red Zhaoyang Divine Venerable was startled, and hurriedly went over to pick up the little ball from the table, and saw that he was still a little reluctant to stretch out his hand towards the plate of chickens, so he turned back and asked the white Heavenly Emperor Yuan Ling:
"Can you eat it?"
"I can eat it." Heavenly Emperor Yuan Ling lowered his eyes and took a sip of tea: "Master, a one- or two-year-old god son, he can eat anything." ”
So the red Zhaoyang Shenzun relieved Xiao Tuanzi to go back to eat the dish of red Bulachi, and Xiao Tuanzi cried as a matter of course.
Yun Yao Shenjun drank water to the sobbing little group, and at the same time glared angrily at Heavenly Emperor Yuan Ling:
"Stinky boy, didn't you say you could eat it!"
Heavenly Emperor Yuan Ling spread his hands: "It's really no problem to eat chicken at this age." He touched his nose and said, "When I was a kid, I ate spicy chicken and I ate it very well......"
Zhaoyang Shenzun also touched his nose, a little weak.
Yun Yao Shenjun was so angry that the phoenix hair was about to stand up, revealing his sharp teeth and wanting to bite the Heavenly Emperor Yuan Ling.
You are you, Xiao Tuanzi is Xiao Tuanzi, can you compare!
After returning to Canglan Mountain, Xiao Tuanzi still cried, mainly because it was spicy, so spicy that his lips and tongue were very painful, and there was a little grievance.
The father obviously hugged himself away, but he believed the white-haired white thing and let himself eat the pepper he hadn't eaten.
Yun Yao Divine Monarch and Zhaoyang Divine Venerable thought of many ways, and they were to give him cold water to drink and give him fruits, but they were useless.
The culprit, Emperor Yuanling, sent two cans of milk, and Xiao Tuanzi was still a little convulsive after drinking it.
In fact, he didn't hurt very much, but he cried for a long time, and he couldn't hold it for a while.
The husband and wife really can't help it.
They took a long sip of Mengsheng wine in some despair, and turned their heads to see Xiao Tuanzi's eyes staring at them brightly.
"Yes...... Can you drink it? ”
Xiao Tuanzi didn't speak, just looked at the wine in their hands.
Yun Yao Divine Monarch and Zhaoyang Divine Venerable were a little hesitant, picked up a chopstick, dipped it in a little wine, and carefully delivered it to Xiao Tuanzi's mouth.
Xiao Tuanzi chirped, didn't even cry, just stared at Mengsheng Wine.
"I didn't expect you little thing to be a drunkard, just like your mother."
Yun Yao Shenjun smiled, turned around and took a small silver spoon, poured a few drops of wine and fed it to him. "You're too young to drink too much, you'll get drunk if you drink too much, you know?"
"It's sweet! Won't get drunk! Xiao Tuanzi drank the small spoonful of wine and continued to look at Yunyao Divine Monarch and Zhaoyang Divine Venerable expectantly.
The two of them couldn't bear this star-like gaze.
When a little doll who was born so beautiful dragged the corner of her clothes and looked at them with this kind of eyes, Zhaoyang Shenzun could only say "good, good".
After drinking two or three spoonfuls like this, Xiao Tuanzi couldn't open his eyes a little, shook it a few times, leaned forward, and fell on the leg of Zhaoyang Divine Venerable with a "plop".
Fortunately, the amount of alcohol is not very good, Zhaoyang Shenzun thought.
At such a young age, what can happen if you become addicted to alcohol? She gently hugged the sleeping little ball in her arms.
This little god son is so cute when he is asleep.