Shi Dan ate two fish in one go, and before he could do so, I took another one for it and let it swallow it. It also wants, I said, "Forget it, how big and small belly are you, eat so much, aren't you afraid of running thin?"

It's still reluctant, and I'm determined not to give it. It had no choice but to stumble away and crawl under the couch - it probably slept under the couch last night.

I was just about to leave the fridge to cook my instant noodles in the kitchen when the muduri came up to me.

Oh, feed one, and there's another.

I opened the fridge again and took out the lean meat I had bought for Muduri. I sat on the couch, patted my leg, and took out a piece of meat to tease the muduri.

The muddhuri also understood, and crawled up my trouser leg to my knees, cocking its fluffy mouth.

I put the piece of meat I had taken out on the palm of my hand and said to it, "Come and eat, your credit is great! Last night you took care of that Bo Yi Aozi and avenged me and relieved my hatred; today, it was you again who put me and Grandma Luo into the house, otherwise I would have to stick to the window now." ”

Muduli bent his body a few times, put his head into the palm of my hand, sucked the piece of flesh in my palm, swallowed it, and swallowed it into his stomach.

I took out another piece, pinched it with two fingers, and said to it, "You can't eat too much, see if it breaks your stomach and intestines, just eat another piece, and at noon, I'll feed you again." ”

I think it's just a little bit, eat too much, how to get it. So he gave it the piece he pinched with his fingers, and never gave it again.

After thinking about it, there is still a problem to be solved: if you know how to eat, you must also know how to excrete, otherwise you will be in trouble.

I put the little muduri in the palm of my hand and called it Shidan.

Shidan heard someone call it and got out from under the couch, and I said to them, "Go, follow me to the bathroom." ”

As soon as I said that, Shi Dan strode towards the bathroom, and I thought to myself, you still know where the bathroom is.

I went into the bathroom and saw something in the toilet, apparently who was pooping, so I asked, "Which of you two did that?"

They certainly don't respond.

I started by saying, "It's right to drain inside, but you have to put water out and wash the excrement down, press here, press here." ”

I pressed the water drain switch, and all of a sudden water rushed up and flushed the contents of the toilet down.

I looked at Shi Dan, "You try, see if you can make a poop." ”

Shidan looked at me in a daze, not knowing why. Maybe what I'm teaching it is too complicated, maybe I'm using new vocabulary that I don't know what it means.

I grabbed one of the moudhury's front paws and pressed it on the toilet drain switch, and the water rushed up again.

Shi Dan looked at me, I looked at it, "Now you understand? It's over, just press this switch, and rush down the things that come out, understand?"

Shi Dan still looked stunned.

I thought to myself, don't be embarrassed about it, let it be a little difficult to understand such advanced sanitary equipment in such a short time, it will take a while, and it will be slowly.

"Learn by heart, you have to master our human hygiene habits, techniques, and equipment, so that you can live with people. I think I'm done, I'm going to turn around and walk out, who would have thought that Shi Dan jumped on the toilet at once, four melons put the edge of the toilet, stabbed into the toilet to discharge something, and then, the hind paws stretched out to the water switch, and when the valve was pressed, the water gushed up.

It looked up at me, as if asking for my opinion: Look, master, is it standard for me to defecate and flush like this?

I put my hand on my forehead and said, "It would be perfect if you could use toilet paper." ”

These two of my companions, who understand human nature and divine nature, defecate like this, do you say that they are smart? Aren't they both smart to the top? Even primates don't have that smart!

And the muduri is even more terrible, it defecates in the flower pot, inserts its tail in the soil of the flower pot, drills a hole in the soil in the flower pot, and then lifts the tail section up, does not lift it all, leaves it in the soil for a while, and begins to defecate.

I didn't know it pooped like this on the same day, but I didn't know until a few days later, you name it!

After I finished eating the instant noodles I cooked, I felt very satisfied, and the injuries on my body were not so painful. I took out my mobile phone and called her according to the phone number Qi Liyan called me yesterday.

She answered the phone, and the two of us made an appointment to go to the city hospital together and meet at the south gate.

When I saw her, I asked, "Do you know what day it is?"

Because Grandma Luo said that she knew that it was the first seven, I think she met by chance, and I want to ask her this time.

Qi Liyan said, "When a person dies and wants to pay tribute to him, the first thing that comes to mind is to burn his head seven." ”

Or my grandmother Luo is right, she really knows.

"Do you know when my dad died?"

"I know, it's the day of my family's dead ghost 'Weiqi'. ”

The words "the dead ghost of her house" are very similar to those of her husband.

"Yes......"

"Yes, you call him uncle, don't you call me aunt? ”

"What's wrong with my uncle?"

"What kind of disease, self-inflicted illness, drink pesticides. ”

When I heard her say this, how big was her head "buzzing" - wasn't it because she, my dad, and her husband knew about it, so they committed suicide by drinking pesticides?

She seemed to be able to see through my heart, "Yes, I am good friends with your father, but there is no way to do it." I said, if you can't see it, let's divorce, he said that he died to show me, and I said, then you will die. He picked up the pesticide bottle on the windowsill, I thought he was scaring people again, so I didn't pay attention to him, he just drank most of the bottle, I smelled the pesticide, went to grab the bottle, it was too late, saved, didn't save it...... A man like him who has a lot of money dies when he dies. According to your father, there is a difference of 108,000 miles! Wu Dalang is not as good!"

So, you are Pan Jinlian, and my dad is Ximenqing?

The question is that people are alive and not necessarily dead, and the hatred of taking his wife can make him have a revenge mentality after death, kill my dad first, and then kill my dad's good friend in front of my dad's ghost, Xiao Shui and the secretary who mistook him for a good friend?

I asked, "Where is my uncle's burial?"

"What are you doing? It has nothing to do with you. ”

"No, Aunt Qi, people say that the father pays the debt to the son. I, although I can't pay this debt, let me see my uncle, bow to him three times, and beg him to forgive my father. My dad is upset!"

"Did your dad give you a dream?"

"It's not a dream, let me be so angry (apologize). ”

"You got it, you didn't know who my dead ghost was just now, what kind of fame do you want to make?"