Nameless Mountain, Nameless Temple.

Under the golden body of the Buddha, the old monk is seriously criticizing Xuanzang, holding a whip in his hand, really like a dogmatic old gentleman.

"In front of the Buddha, Xuanzang, how many precepts did you say you broke when you went down the mountain?" The old monk said.

"Breaking the vows? Non-existent, master! You don't know your own apprentice yet? ”

Xuanzang's face was serious, he looked sincere, and he resolutely did not mention the matter of breaking the vows.

"It is precisely because of understanding that the teacher knows whether the field in your stomach is still a flower."

The old monk waved his arm, and a willow whip came out.

I don't know if it was intentional or unintentional, the speed of whipping was very slow, so Xuanzang didn't let go of his body and dodged the whip.

"Rebel, are you still hiding?" The old monk blew his beard angrily and glared.

"Master, what is the Buddha watching? Don't you want the Buddha to see you whipping yourself with a whip?

Our Buddhism does not pay attention to convincing others with virtue and sacrificing oneself for others.

When an apprentice makes a mistake, it's usually the master's fault, so you might as well punish yourself.

Then I will be moved in vain, so that I will respect you even more. Xuanzang explained.

After hearing this, the old monk raised his white eyebrows, and his anger accumulated to the peak.

Xuanzang clasped his hands together and continued: "Master, King Kong's angry eyes are not as good as the Bodhisattva's low eyebrows, you won't know that your realm is so high, right?" Don't be angry, it's for your own good. ”

"King Kong is angry, and the Bodhisattva lowers his eyebrows!"

The old monk's eyes changed slightly, he lowered his arm, and said:

"Disciple, you still know this truth, and these years are not in vain to learn the Dharma."

"Forget it, let's not talk about breaking the vows, didn't the teacher say that he would come back once every three days? Why hasn't I heard from you for so long? ”

The old monk questioned, although he had already secretly known everything, he still pretended not to know anything.

"Lost, master, do you believe it?" Xuanzang said.

"Hey, Xuanzang, looking at the reverse bones of your body, I don't know if you can do the great cause of Buddhism in the future." The old monk sighed.

"No, let's change people." Xuanzang said indifferently.

"Are you open-minded? Hehe! It was that simple, but it's none of the business.

Anyway, you take the scripture, you go through the tribulation, and you experience the tribulation. The old monk said.

The old monk did not hide this matter from Xuanzang, and he was influenced by his ears and eyes since he was a child.

"Master, in fact, the apprentice has always had a kind of speculation. Is it possible that you are the Buddha's dog leg and came to me as an apologist? ”

Xuanzang asked suddenly, in a half-joking tone.

The old monk was not angry, and said with a big grin:

"Xuanzang, you are so smart, didn't you guess, is there a possibility, you are not you?"

"What do you mean?" Xuanzang frowned slightly.

"Xuanzang, go to be a scripture learner, to be a scripture learner who is not defined." The old monk said.

"......, master, you go and pull X, go and pull the X that is not defined! Pull x easy, you easy too! Xuanzang replied.

Playing with memes, who wouldn't!

"Smack!"

The old monk couldn't hold back, slapped Xuanzang on the head, and reprimanded:

"In front of the Buddha, what kind of system did he say such pickled words?"

"Master, you started it. Blame me! Xuanzang stretched out his hands.

"Get out, go to the wall, and then don't go down the mountain without the permission of the teacher.

Also, you will be fined for not eating meat for a month. ”

The old monk waved his hand and drove Xuanzang away.

"Okay!"

Xuanzang left, smiling. This level is considered to be in the past, and the old monk said that it was his business, and it was up to him to decide whether to listen to it or not.

The old monk looked at the statue of the Buddha shaped by the golden body in front of him, and slowly took out the chicken leg that had been covered for a long time from his pocket.

This Xuanzang didn't come back early, he didn't come back late, but he came back when he killed chickens and added food.

Now that he is back, as a master, he can't turn a blind eye and let him go to Chang'an.

At this moment, he took out the chicken legs, thinking about what Xuanzang said just now, and frowned.

How else can this be eaten? Lost appetite!

……

Heavenly Court, Thirty-two Heavens, Yao Pond.

As soon as Yang Jian entered the Nantianmen, he was summoned to Yaochi.

Yao Chi is the territory of the Queen Mother, just as the Lingxiao Treasure Hall is the territory of the Jade Emperor.

The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor, one is in charge of the Three Realms and the other is in charge of the Female Immortal, although the two govern the Three Realms together, they are not husband and wife in common sense, more precisely, they should be colleagues.

For Yang Jian, to some extent, the Queen Mother is more terrifying than the Jade Emperor.

The Queen Mother is a woman, so she is very sensitive in certain matters, unlike the Jade Emperor, who may sometimes turn a blind eye.

"Little god to meet Niangniang!"

After arriving at the main hall of Yaochi, Yang Jian folded his hands and looked respectful.

"Yang Jian, you don't have to be so modest. You are the god of war in the heavenly court, and the god who masters punishment, where is the minor god? ”

On the golden phoenix seat of Yaochi, a noble and graceful woman sat there.

This woman has a very beautiful face, a fairy spirit, dignified makeup, and a wide golden phoenix robe, but it is difficult to hide her graceful figure.

This is a woman full of mature temperament, full of confidence written all over her body.

She is the Queen Mother, the first noble woman in the Three Realms.

The Queen Mother's voice was light but full of majesty, not angry and self-threatening, which made people bow their heads.

"In front of Niangniang, Yang Jian can only be regarded as a small god. I wonder if Niangniang has a task to summon the little god? Yang Jian said.

The Queen Mother's majestic pupils glanced at Yang Jian, and asked casually, "How is your sister doing?"

"Back to my mother, everything is as usual."

Yang Jian replied, but his heart suddenly jumped, why did the queen mother suddenly ask Yang Chan.

The queen mother's face remained unchanged, and she said lightly: "After all, your sister has not been an immortal for a long time, and the immortal age is not ten thousand years. This immortal road is long, immortal. A woman stays alone in Huashan, and after a long time, this thinking will change, and she can't bear the loneliness. Yang Jian, you have to watch it! ”

"Yes, thank you for the reminder." Yang Jian lowered his eyes, but cold sweat couldn't help but appear on his back.

The Queen Mother stood up suddenly, thought for a second, and said, "Yang Jian, how much do you know about Journey to the West?"

"It seems to have something to do with Western Buddhism? It's like the Dharma is spreading eastward. Yang Jian said.

In fact, he is also half-understood, and he is not very familiar with Journey to the West, and it is a matter of Buddhism, so he doesn't pay much attention to it.

"It is indeed the eastward transmission of Buddhism, and this matter is caused by the reincarnation of the eldest disciple Jin Chanzi under the seat of Rulai to go to the west to seek the true scriptures, and the immortal Buddha of the sky cooperates with the Buddha to lay down nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties." The Queen Mother said.

"Golden Cicada!" Yang Jian's face changed imperceptibly again, he had just seen Xuanzang.

I didn't expect him to be the master of Journey to the West! But this is a matter of Buddhism, why is the Queen Mother involved.

"I don't know what the little god needs to do?" Yang Jian asked.

The Queen Mother closed her eyes, took a sharp breath, and said:

"This first tribulation should come out of my heavenly court, so Yang Jian, this palace has given you a task, and you go to complete the first tribulation. Although it is to cooperate with the westward journey of Buddhism, this difficulty has been greatly increased to the main palace, and it is best to let it stop! ”

"What do you mean, extinguishing your mouth?" Yang Jian hesitated for a moment and whispered.

"Extinguish what mouth! Don't hurt the golden cicada, just increase the difficulty of the calamity! The Queen Mother raised her voice abruptly.

"Uh......" Yang Jian froze, isn't this embarrassing for him.

But why does the Queen Mother look so resentful at this time?

This is not normal!

……

PS: I'm so hungry!