858, you can fly, Dong Zi is written upside down
Yi Yun walked towards the plane, lifted the hatch casually, got in, and sat in the cockpit when he suddenly woke up, no...... My "house contagiousness" skill can only teach the technique to others, but I can't teach myself, I can't fly a plane, I can't drive a gas and a motorcycle or something, I can't drive it, it's not a big problem, but the plane is different, this thing is going to kill people......
Thinking of this, Yi Yun felt a little sweaty in his head, but just now he was full of words, and now the man's face is up, and it seems a little unreasonable not to open it.
A group of girls under the plane looked up at him and said with a smile: "Lord Wang, why don't you move? Didn't you say you were going to fly the plane?"
Yi Yun wiped his sweat: "Ahem, I suddenly thought of having something to deal with." ”
The girls said in unison: "Cut! Could it be that you don't know how to fly a plane at all? You were fooling us just now? You better come down, let's find a sister to learn the skills of flying a plane and then try it." ”
Yi Yun Khan, he couldn't save face, he said viciously: "Grandma is a bear, how can I not open it? You wait, I'll open it to you now." "Although flying a plane is very dangerous, and if you don't do it well, the plane will be destroyed and people will die, but the problem of a man's face is that he would rather die than give in, which is a big deal...... Skydiving.
Eyun carried a parachute on his back and looked at the B-25's intricate stack of dashboards and joysticks. Fortunately, the aircraft in these years had far fewer instruments than the new planes of later generations, and I could barely understand what it was. Yi Yun silently recalled in his heart several air combat games he had played over the years, "Ace Air Combat", "Defending the Eagle", and "Modern Air Combat......
has a game foundation, and his confidence is a little full. After meditating for a while, Yiyun started the plane, and the B-25 slowly moved forward, at this time Yiyun was suddenly startled, Nima, I only cared about building the plane, and forgot to build the airport...... I saw a long street by the dock in front of me, and the street was full of merchants and sailors who had just disembarked from the ship.
Iyun Khan, if this plane rushes up, it will have to knock them to pieces. Hurry up and grab the big microphone. "The people in the street are dodging away, and a monster is rushing towards you." ”
His roar startled the people on the street, and everyone turned their heads to take a look. I saw a large metal object with wings rushing down the street. The pedestrians on the street were frightened. Eyun was sweating profusely. When the girl saw him embarrassed, they laughed together.
At this time, the plane has begun to accelerate before take-off, and it is running faster and faster on the runway. The girls watched curiously as the monster glided down the runway. Shui Miao couldn't help but wonder: "This thing runs quite fast, faster than the fastest motorcycle." ”
Dong Ying snorted beside her: "It's useless to run fast, I don't know what strange things my cousin is tossing again." I heard that this thing is called an airplane, but I don't think it can fly at all, it can only run on the ground......"
The rest of the girls also nodded and said, "Yes, yes, it's obviously called an airplane, why can you only run? ”
This is the poor girls who don't know enough, and the future generations will find a stupid bear child who can't tell the southeast and northwest and also know that the plane has to run before taking off, but the girls of this era don't know, so they spit out the slot of the plane.
Shui Miao was gentle, and when she saw that everyone was spitting out Yiyun's trough, she came out with a red face and said: "Sisters, don't worry, what the prince said always makes sense, he said that this is called an airplane, then this thing will definitely be able to fly." ”
Dong Ying snorted and said: "Sister Shui Miao, don't help him, I think he is talking a lot, you didn't see his expression before he got on the plane just now, obviously he was not very sure, and he looked a little weak-hearted, I think he built a failed machine this time......"
Shui Miao played with the corner of her clothes with her little hands: "The prince will not fail." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, Yi Yun's plane suddenly trembled on the street, it turned out to be an old sack thrown by the wheels on the street during the high-speed advance, although it was only a small thing, but it also had a great impact on the plane, making the huge fuselage of the B-25 shake a few times, and the speed dropped a little, and it couldn't fly again for a while and a half, and had to accelerate again......
Dong Ying saw the embarrassed appearance of the plane, and laughed: "Look...... My cousin is deflated this time...... If he can really fly, I'll write the word Dong upside down. ”
As soon as Dong Ying's voice fell, Yi Yun's side had reached a critical speed, he pulled the joystick in his hand back hard, and the head of the plane was gently lifted upward, and then "whew" and flew into the sky.
All the girls said "wow" in unison.
Dong Ying was sweating profusely.
I saw the B-25 rise into the air crookedly, and then twisted twice in the sky, finally stabilized its body, and began to fly smoothly, of course, it flew extremely fast, and in a blink of an eye, the girls could only see a very small butt.
"Wow!" the girls continued to exclaim.
Yi Yun gradually became familiar with the operation of the plane, and began to be proud, first put away the landing gear of the plane, and then manipulated the plane like playing "Ace Air Combat" to a small S-shaped maneuver, feeling full of fun, and the mood began to be happy, he looked down from the cockpit of the plane, only to see that the Shanghai oasis was getting smaller and smaller, and the desert outside the oasis was already faintly visible. The feeling of flying an airplane is really good, and there is a refreshing feeling like a bird looking down on the earth.
After flying a lap, he felt almost the same, and drove the B-25 back to the dock, trying to land on the runway where he had just taken off. But in all this, he suddenly felt that the pear was very large. You must know that the most difficult thing about airplanes is landing, and for the uninitiated, landing is a very complicated thing, and ...... He has no airport to land, so he can only make a forced landing on a street where debris may appear at any time.
At this time, all the girls looked up at the sky, watching the plane fly back after a big circle in the sky, several girls shouted excitedly: "Wow, great, when the prince comes down, we will go up ......"
"I'm going to fly too!"
"I want it too!"
"I want to fly with the prince......"
"Fly together. ”
"Hey, the taste has changed!"
The girls were elated, only Dong Ying's face was ugly, she just said that she was going to write the word Dong upside down, which was really bitter.
"It's back, the prince is flying back!"
"It's time to land!"
"When he lands, we'll go up. ”
The girls rushed to both sides of the street in high spirits, waiting for Iyun to rush up to grab a spot as soon as he got off the plane.
But I saw that there seemed to be something wrong with the plane when it landed, a little crooked, and it came down like a drunk, if the future generations knew that it was going to be a problem, but the girls saw the plane for the first time, and thought that the plane landed like this, and they didn't care.
After dozens of seconds, I saw the B-25 planted on the street with a bang, because the landing posture was too unsightly, an unlicensed pilot forgot to put down the landing gear, the result was too rough this landing, the chassis of the plane was basically rubbing on the street, black smoke and dust suddenly rose, a piece of smoke and dust rolling, the huge fuselage of the B-25 slid out of the street dozens of meters away, and finally hit a small warehouse on the side of the road with a "boom", the warehouse collapsed, and the plane finally stopped.
Before the impact occurred, the girls vaguely heard Yi Yun roaring twice inside, "Difficult to attack" and "Defend like a mountain......
After a while, the black smoke dispersed, the sand and dust fell to the ground, Yi Yun was wrapped in a layer of dark golden light, and with the two professions of "God General" and "Guardian Saint" on his head, he crawled out of the rubble with difficulty, and sighed bitterly: "Oh my mother, plane landing is really not fun." ”
As soon as his words fell, the plane behind him made another "boom" and exploded, and the black smoke and fire rushed high. When the fireworks dispersed again, the girls looked at it, and all the clothes on Yi Yun's body were torn, his hair was blown into a strange shape by the shock wave of the explosion, and his hands and face, which were exposed, all turned charcoal black.
All the girls laughed, knowing that Yi Yun was really deflated this time.
Only the gentle Shui Miao ran over with a wet towel and wiped Yi Yun's face.
Yi Yun was dressed in black and rotten clothes, and walked in front of the girls proudly, and snorted: "What do you see, haven't you seen a handsome guy?
Quiet, An Qian, Shui Miao, and Cai Rou, these gentle girls, hurriedly said: "It's amazing that a very powerful new weapon can actually fly in the sky." ”
But Dong Ying, Zhuge Mengqing, and Taishi Xiaohua, who were more awkward, snorted: "Although it is very awesome to fly, what happened when I crashed into a warehouse when I landed, and there was a big explosion?"
Yi Yun's old face was slightly red and said: "Originally, it would not have exploded, mainly because this king was a little anxious to urinate just now, which caused him to be absent-minded when landing, so there will be such a situation, okay, this king is going to pee now......"
The prince actually borrowed urine to escape...... The girls were speechless.
Yi Yun turned his head and found Zhu Qingqing in the crowd, twisted it, dragged it to the periphery, and hummed: "This king is unhappy, I want to find a woman who is easy to bully to vent, don't come with you." ”
Zhu Qingqing Qingqing was used to being bullied by him in all kinds, so he didn't struggle, he obediently followed him, and thought to himself: What kind of appearance does my cousin plan to bully me this time?
It wasn't until Yi Yun dragged Zhu Qingqing and Qingqing away that Shui Miao seemed to think of something, and said to Dong Ying: "Oh, King Xiangyang, what you just said, if the plane flies, you have to write the word Dong upside down, but you can't talk and don't count." ”
Dong Ying snorted and said, "Fall down, I'll write the word Dong upside down, this kind of work." ”
"Write left and right upside down?" Shui Miao blinked and thought for a long time: "Oh, isn't it still a Dong character?" )