Nameless mountain, firewood burning in the dark night.

Bajie, Xuanzang sat in front of the fire.

"Master, do you have a woman you like?" Bajie asked.

"Oh, by the way, master, you are a monk, you can't get close to women!"

"Thinking about it like this, my old pig suddenly became happy."

"Master, you have no one in this skin! If I had your dignity, Cuilan wouldn't abandon me! ”

"Ah, pity me for a lifetime of pig fetus, when will I get life!"

“……”

Somehow, Xuanzang wanted to stew Bajie at this time.

This pig's head talks like a cannonball, one after another.

"Bajie, tell me, how were you degraded back then? Really teased Chang'e? Xuanzang asked.

Hearing this, Bajie's face gradually darkened, and he said:

"If I borrow ten more guts, I won't dare to tease Fairy Chang'e. For the high-flying Jade Emperor, what is the Generalissimo of Tianpeng! ”

“？ So, what exactly is the reason for that? Xuanzang asked.

"Master, is there a possibility that I am actually undercover?" Bajie asked.

"Uh......"

Xuanzang pondered for a moment, took out a sharp pig-killing knife from his arms, and said:

"Okay, then I'll kill you."

"Don't, master? Just kidding, how could I be an undercover agent. Zhu Bajie hurriedly said.

As for whether he is undercover or not, only he knows.

"......," Xuanzang.

"Master, I'm just a pawn, follow the arrangement from above. This Journey to the West is essentially a game, similar to the havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago.

The difference is that the protagonist was a monkey back then, but now it's you.

As for me being demoted, hey, it's just a casual reason for the Jade Emperor.

Marshal Tianpeng is a position, and anyone can take it. Bajie said.

"You saw it thoroughly, and you just said it?" Xuanzang smiled.

"After all, Journey to the West tied us together, and I think you are so capable of fighting, master, at least the golden immortal with a body of mana, you may be able to kick the Buddha in the future.

I am your apprentice, and when the time comes, it will be better to be a Bodhisattva Venerable than in the heavenly court. Bajie said.

"If the monkey had your brain, he wouldn't have been crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain back then." Xuanzang said.

When it comes to monkeys, Bajie realized it and said:

"Oh, that's not right! It stands to reason that the monkey should not be the first to be rescued? Master, what about Bi Ma Wen? ”

"I'll let him stay down the mountain for a few more days, blow the wind, and come to you specifically." Xuanzang said.

"Wasn't that the first one I walked in?" Bajie said.

"You can beat a monkey, you can be a big brother." Xuanzang said.

"......" eight precepts.

……

The next day, at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain.

Xuanzang, Bajie, and Sun Wukong, who were pressed under the mountain, stared at each other with big eyes.

When the monkey woke up, he found Xuanzang and Zhu Bajie and was stunned.

"Xuanzang, are you fooling me? You're the one who learns the scriptures!

”

Sun Wukong reacted and immediately said loudly.

The monkey hair all over his body exploded, and Xuanzang even lied to the monkey, which was somewhat immoral.

"Ah, Bimawen? I haven't seen you for five hundred years, you don't have thin skin under the Five Finger Mountain, why do you look round now? Bajie smiled.

"Who, you pig demon?" Sun Wukong said.

"I, my canopy!" Bajie hurriedly said.

Sun Wukong looked at Bajie's pig's head, pondered for three seconds, and said casually:

"I don't know!"

"Back then, you were a Bi Ma Wen herding horses in Tianhe, and the two of us were still fighting, forgot?" Eight precepts reminder.

mentioned that Tianhe released horses, Sun Wukong remembered that there was indeed such a thing, and said:

"It's you, how did you become what you are now. But it's quite appropriate, hehehe. ”

"The past is unbearable, Bi Ma Wen, we will be brothers in the future. Accompany the master and his old man to learn the scriptures. Bajie said.

“？ Xuanzang ...... No, master. How did you get this pig's head? Will it work? Sun Wukong complained.

"The westward journey was hard, and I slept in the open air. Carrying the Eight Precepts can sometimes improve the food. ”

"Eight precepts, to be a man, to have a spirit of dedication." Xuanzang said seriously.

"Master, I'm a pig, not a human! No dedication is required. Besides, do you have the heart to hurt others? ”

Bajie said coquettishly, wanting to rub Xuanzang's arm.

Xuanzang hurriedly avoided the saliva and snot of this Bajie.

"You idiot!" Sun Wukong shook his head.

Bajie found that Sun Wukong drank the remaining happy water next to him, and he hurriedly grabbed it.

"I'm lost, dead pig, this is my grandson's happy water!" Sun Wukong shouted loudly.

"They are all brothers in the same sect, yours is not mine, Bi Ma Wen."

After speaking, Bajie opened his mouth and directly dried up the rest of the happy water.

Tons and tons of tons!

Belch~

After drinking it in one go, Bajie patted his belly and sighed:

"There is such a divine water in the world, which is no worse than the immortal wine. Bi Ma Wen, you will still enjoy it, and besides, send some more to my junior brother! ”

Bajie glanced at it and found that the happy water jugs around Wuzhi Mountain were basically piled up as high as two or three stories high, and he knew that the monkey had goods in his hands.

"Get out!" Sun Wukong scolded.

"Miserly!" Bajie whispered.

Then he looked at Xuanzang, his eyes were a little anxious, and said:

"Master, let my grandson out. My grandson doesn't want to be pressed! ”

"Monkey, come here today for the teacher. It's to give you back your freedom! Xuanzang said.

"Hehe, thank you, master. The top of the mountain is like a sticker left behind, as long as it is removed, my grandson himself can come out. Sun Wukong said.

Hearing this, Xuanzang looked up and saw that there was indeed an old sticker on the top of Wuzhi Mountain, and the words "I can vaguely see it"!

This is the six-character mantra of Buddhism, like the mana left behind, which translates to the meaning of "I coaxed you"!

"The top of the mountain is too far away, Bajie will go and uncover it for the teacher." Xuanzang said.

"Master, the mountain is high and the road is long. I can't stand the old pig! Bajie complained.

"Come on, can you bear to let Wukong continue to be crushed under the Five Elements Mountain?" Xuanzang said.

"Go, a bottle of happy water." Sun Wukong urged.

In fact, in Sun Wukong's view, anyone can reveal this sticker!

"A bottle? Monkey, you are the elder brother of the old pig, how can we have enough one bottle of relationship, if you can't add another bottle. ”

Bajie's mind is active, and the price is increased on the spot.

"......, okay." Sun Wukong was stunned, and then gritted his teeth and agreed.

Hearing this, Bajie patted his ass and jumped, and he suddenly reached the top of Wuzhi Mountain.

Bajie came to the sticker, waved it very politely, and said:

"Buddha, I have uncovered the old pig. If you don't speak, the old pig will say yes to you. ”

The words fell, and Bajie unveiled the sticker with lightning speed!

"Hahaha!"

"My grandson is out!"

It seems that the sticker has been lost, and Sun Wukong uses his mana to push towards Wuzhi Mountain with all his might!

Rumble!

Wuzhi Mountain shook, the mountains and rocks rolled down, and the emperor within a radius of 100 miles was trembling!

But after a huge movement, Sun Wukong was still pressing down the mountain, and the stones on the mountain became more and more compact.

"Shhh

Sun Wukong felt the force of squeezing, and the whole person became bad, and his stomach was panicked.

"What's going on? If so, you lied to my grandson again? "Sun Wukong looked up to the sky and roared filial piety.

Seeing this, Xuanzang's eyes showed a contemplative look, and the result was similar to what he guessed.

The sticker is probably similar to fingerprint authentication, and it is useless for others to open it.

Bajie flew down, saw the monkey spitting fragrant mouth, and asked:

"What's going on?"

"It's okay, it's not a big problem." Xuanzang said.

At this time, above the sky, a dazzling Buddha light suddenly appeared.

……

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