Chapter 407: Queen Mother: Xuanzang, it's time to drink medicine!
"Grandpa Sun, spare your life!"
A sound of Grandpa Sun directly called Sun Wukong excited.
was going to give Lei Zhenzi three sticks, but anyway, the three sticks couldn't kill Lei Zhenzi.
But for the sake of this "Grandpa Sun", he was a little embarrassed to do it.
You can't bully your grandson!
After so many years in Heavenly Court, Lei Zhenzi has long known the sleek way of survival by pursuing advantages and avoiding disadvantages, if he can not do it, he will not do it, and sometimes sacrifice a little face to protect himself, why not.
Besides, there is no shame in losing to Monkey King.
Sun Wukong took the golden hoop stick, looked Lei Zhenzi up and down, and said:
"You're a birdman, but you know how to be a man."
The electric mother on the side trembled and did not dare to speak.
"But the death penalty is avoidable, but the living sin is inescapable. Why are you shutting my grandson? Sun Wukong asked.
"Great Sage ......" Lei Zhenzi was ready to explain.
"Smack!"
Suddenly, Sun Wukong fanned him with a big sinus and said seriously:
"It's called Grandpa Sun."
“!”
Lei Zhenzi was stunned, and the dead monkey was still gasping, and he was angry at the moment.
He is the immortal in charge of the thunder in the human world, don't he want to lose face?
But thinking that Sun Wukong is a monkey, not a human.
He was angry in an instant, and said with a smile on his face:
"Ahem, Grandpa Sun. In fact, we can't blame it, this rainstorm weather, under the trees is easy to attract thunder and lightning, you look at the rainy day, how many trees are cracked, this is all a coincidence. ”
"Ridiculous, my grandson has cultivated an immortal body, and seventy-two changes can avoid three disasters and nine calamities. No matter how much the thunder cracks, it can't be cracked on my grandson, you obviously did it on purpose. Sun Wukong said.
In fact, this is also the case, an existence in his realm, what rainstorm and lightning should be avoided, how can it be directly added.
"Great Sage, it's really an accident." Lei Zhenzi explained, but the language was pale.
"That's what you guys did!"
"If you don't give an explanation, then go to the Jade Emperor."
After speaking, Sun Wukong flew directly to the Nine Heavens with Lei Zhenzi's ears and went to the South Heavenly Gate.
The electric mother followed, feeling that the monkey was going to do something.
Although the thunderbolt is gone, the rain on the ground is still falling.
"This plagued monkey, I don't know where to go to be happy, leaving a few of us in the rain, God!"
Bajie scolded and scolded, his heart was cold, and there was no temperature at all.
Heavenly Court, South Heavenly Gate.
Sun Wukong grabbed Lei Gong and entered directly, which is also strange, today's Nantianmen does not have the four heavenly kings guarding the door, only a few small heavenly soldiers.
These heavenly soldiers saw Sun Wukong pulling Lei Gong's ears, as if he saw it, but he didn't seem to see it, motionless, absolutely loyal to his duties, and was a model for 100,000 heavenly soldiers.
Anyway, Sun Wukong came directly to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall unimpeded all the way.
At this moment, in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor's head is a little big.
The Linglong Treasure Mirror couldn't see the picture at the critical moment, and a group of immortals in a hurry didn't know what to do.
Tai Bai Xing, the Jade Emperor, and even invited Lao Jun to restore the exquisite treasure mirror, but there is still not much picture to see, which is very ambiguous.
"In the great heavenly court, is there no one who can repair the treasure mirror, and the widow is very disappointed." The Jade Emperor couldn't help but say.
The immortals bowed their heads and did not dare to speak.
"Jade Emperor Lao'er, my grandson is here."
Sun Wukong ran to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall as if no man's land, and after coming in, he found that the atmosphere was a little wrong, and there was a treasure mirror hanging in the middle area of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall.
The Jade Emperor was angry, and suddenly heard someone calling the Jade Emperor Lao'er, and suddenly he was very angry, and a terrifying coercion was suddenly released, and he shouted:
"Bold, who dares to be presumptuous!"
As soon as these words came out, the waist of the immortals bent a lot again, and they broke out in a cold sweat.
Because everyone lowered their heads, they didn't find Sun Wukong for the first time.
Yang Jian glanced at it secretly, his face was shocked, and he said secretly: "Why is Sun Wukong, how did he come here?" and Lei Zhenzi, why was he dragged by his ears, it was really embarrassing to explain the face of the sect members. ”
The Lingxiao Treasure Hall was silent, and the terrifying pressure of the Jade Emperor descended!
Sun Wukong, who had just come to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, was shocked, and the Yuan Shen trembled, only to feel that a rushing coercive flame crushed him into pieces, and he couldn't resist at all.
"Gan, this Jade Emperor is so terrifying?"
"Is this still the Jade Emperor who was beaten by my grandson and hid under the chair?"
"No wonder, that nerd in Bajie has always said that he was drowned? There were still suspicions, but now they are hammered. ”
"The Jade Emperor is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!"
Looking at Lei Zhenzi next to him, the whole person lay directly on the ground, buried by the floating fairy qi.
Although Sun Wukong was almost frightened out of his body, his eyes rolled and he laughed:
"My good brother of the Jade Emperor, don't be angry, it's me, I!"
The Jade Emperor naturally saw Sun Wukong, but he couldn't hold back just now, and then his face turned blank and said:
"Sun Wukong, you don't go to learn the scriptures. What are you doing here? ”
Sun Wukong said: "Brother Jade Emperor, I haven't seen you for five hundred years, the relationship is broken, and the life is divided. Can't I come to see you? ”
Hearing this, those gods who bowed their heads couldn't help but laugh out loud, this monkey is really too fine.
The Jade Emperor couldn't help but be amused, his face softened a lot, and said, "Okay, everyone is relaxed, does this seat look so difficult to get along with."
Brother Sun, if you don't have anything to do, you can just talk about things. ”
The immortals straightened up and breathed a sigh of relief.
Sun Wukong took this opportunity to add fuel and vinegar to Lei Gong's affairs:
"Brother Jade Emperor, my grandson abandoned the darkness and turned to the light, accumulated merits, and wholeheartedly escorted the master to learn the scriptures. If there is no benefit, forget it, Lei Zhenzi still took Lei Cracker and a few of our senior brothers, you say that this is not angry. ”
Lei Zhenzi came out of the immortal qi on the ground, and said tremblingly: "Your Majesty, accident, accident."
The Jade Emperor smiled and said:
"It's a little bigger."
"Thank you for your understanding." Lei Zhenzi immediately thanked Dade.
"Pay attention in the next life!"
“??” Lei Zhenzi.
"Come on, knock Lei Zhenzi down to reincarnation and degrade the mortal world." The Jade Emperor waved his hand and looked stern.
"Your Majesty, spare your life!" Lei Zhenzi shouted, feeling that the sky was falling.
“?” Sun Wukong was stunned, he didn't expect the Jade Emperor to punish him like this, he didn't think about it.
"Your Majesty, although Lei Zhenzi made a mistake, he will not be degraded to the mortal world, please take back the order." Yang Jian pleaded.
"Yang Jian, or you will accompany Lei Zhenzi." The Jade Emperor said.
"......" Yang Jian was silent, but still returned to his position.
"Brother Jade Emperor, give me a chance, don't be like this, isn't it too heavy." Sun Wukong said.
"You don't have any jokes, not to mention that this seat is the Great Heavenly Venerable, the Lord of the Three Realms." The Jade Emperor said.
Hearing this, Sun Wukong shook his head and said:
"Brother Lei, don't blame me. I didn't expect this to happen. ”
Lei Zhenzi looked numb, but nodded solemnly.
……
In the mortal world, in the Chen Mansion, in the antique bedroom, the air is full of the smell of peony flowers.
The Queen Mother came with a bowl of spiritual chicken soup and said softly:
"Xuanzang, should you drink ......"
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