Mortal.

Stop!

A light appeared, and the little white dragon, who was cultivating muscles with the black bear, suddenly came to his senses.

"Big brother." The little white dragon said, and immediately rushed over, the dragon flesh shining in the sun.

In stark contrast to this, the black bear's exuberant fur!

Bajie is napping, and Sha Seng is sleepwalking.

At this time, when Bajie saw the monkey returning, he suddenly came to his senses, and hurriedly scolded and got up:

"Dead monkey, where did you die overnight, I don't know how we got here last night.

With such a heavy rain and such a heavy thunder, I have suffered from the wind and cold."

Sun Wukong smiled and teased:

"See you for a long time, see you for a long time, Bajie, you are also a fairy, you will be drenched in the rain and cold, shame, no, it is a pig."

"! Dead monkeys." Bajie waved his sleeves.

"Senior brother, where did you go last night?" The little white dragon couldn't help but ask.

"Don't ask, it's daylight, monkey. Shouldn't we discuss the breakup?" Bajie said.

"Scattered?" The black bear's eyes widened, and some did not react.

"Second Senior Brother, the master is still there." The little white dragon said.

"What else is the master, the master and his old man are now enjoying themselves in the gentle township, and they don't take us apprentices, what else can they take?" Bajie said indignantly.

When Sun Wukong heard this, he gave Bajie a brain melon and said, "You idiot, you don't have enough success and more than you lose, how do you know the master's thoughts.

Did you know that we met the Chan family last night?"

"How do I know, stinky monkey, you can't even see it, how do I know?" Bajie complained.

"Lady Chen is the incarnation of the Queen Mother of Heaven, the eldest daughter is the Guanyin Bodhisattva of Buddhism, the second daughter is the Heavenly Desire Bodhisattva of Buddhism, the third daughter is the eldest princess, and the fourth daughter is the seventh princess.

Except for the two princesses, the others are all Da Luo Jin Immortals." Sun Wukong said.

"What, Queen Mother, Guanyin Bodhisattva! Monkey monkey, how do you know!

Bajie was shocked.

Although I knew that the Chen family's origin last night was extraordinary and extraordinary, I was still surprised to hear the news.

No wonder Mrs. Chen looked at him, he had the urge to kneel, it turned out to be the Queen Mother, then there was no problem.

Sun Wukong shook his head and said proudly:

"Last night, I flew directly to the Nantian Gate with a somersault of 108,000 miles, entered the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and caught Lei Zhenzi by the way.

Guess what, on the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, a group of immortals are not doing their business, and they are using the magic weapon Linglong Treasure Mirror to spy on the master's situation."

"Normal, normal, what about later." Bajie nodded, when he was in Heavenly Court, he didn't do much of this.

"Hey, hey, guess what!"

The more Sun Wukong thought about it, the more he laughed, and then rolled directly on the ground, laughing and his stomach hurt, and he couldn't stop for a moment.

"Second Senior Brother, Senior Brother, is this?" The little white dragon was stunned, he had never seen Sun Wukong look so crazy.

The more this is the case, the more curious Bajie becomes, and directly helps Sun Wukong up and asks:

"My monkey brother, what happened to the child, don't sell it, I'm in a hurry."

Sun Wukong looked at Bajie, and thought of the Jade Emperor's angry appearance, and the laughing worm in his stomach was troubled again.

"Hey, hey, hey~"

The empty field is full of Monkey King's gloating laughter.

The Jade Emperor's right eyelid was beating in the middle of the Heavenly Court, and he didn't feel good.

Half a quarter of an hour later, Sun Wukong finally laughed almost, and then said slowly:

"The picture in your mirror is that the master and the queen mother are shushing and asking for warmth, you and I are farming, tsk!"

"I kissed it in the end!"

"Bajie, in your words, it was the master who gave a green hat to the Jade Emperor Lao'er."

Bajie was stunned, and then ecstatic, the Jade Emperor was taught

Fu Lu, this is simply the biggest news in the entire Three Realms.

"Hahaha!"

"Jade Emperor, you also have today!"

Bajie clutched his stomach and laughed, tears and urine almost laughed incontinence.

A monkey and a pig laugh non-stop!

Little white dragon, black bear, sand monk silent?

Senior brother, second senior brother, this is, sick?

The little white dragon's face was serious, but he couldn't laugh at all, the Jade Emperor was green, this is a big deal, and he can't kill his head.

"Bajie, why are you still laughing?" Sun Wukong asked while laughing.

"I'm laughing at the master, wearing a hat for the Jade Emperor?" Bajie said reverently.

"Monkey, why are you laughing, why don't you stop all the time?" Bajie asked again.

Sun Wukong smiled and said, "My old grandson explained to the Jade Emperor with a smile that the matter of cuckolding the Jade Emperor was taught by you in the Eight Commandments."

"Hahaha!"

The two brothers laughed together.

"Haha!"

"Hah!"

"Woo woo woo ......"

"Dead monkey, I'll kill you!"

Bajie laughed and cried, grief-stricken.

pinched Sun Wukong's neck with both hands, but Sun Wukong is not a bad body, how could he be strangled to death?

Bajie let go of his decadent hand and complained, "You killed me, dead monkey. You're hurting me, ah! Iniquity."

"According to the character of the Jade Emperor, he will be repaid. Heaven won't be able to go back in the future."

"Bajie, you can't blame me. The aura of the Jade Emperor five hundred years ago and the Jade Emperor five hundred years later is too different, and the Jade Emperor has a look and a coercion. My grandson almost couldn't bear it and knelt down." Sun Wukong explained.

"So, my grandson can only pretend to be crazy and stupid. It's the green hat theory you taught, otherwise you won't be able to get out of Nantianmen!"

Sun Wukong stretched out his hand, and he was also helpless.

Who asked a group of Gou immortals in Heavenly Court to play him, and now he doesn't act, which makes him feel too much pressure.

Especially the Dog Jade Emperor, who was obviously so powerful, was so frightened that he ran under the table back then.

"It's not that you are a stinky monkey who has been plagued, laughing at the Jade Emperor, and you can't end it. Now it's okay, sell me, how can I go back to heaven in the future. The Jade Emperor won't give me any shoes." Bajie scolded and scolded.

When the Journey to the West is over, he is still ready to be reborn and redo the Generalissimo of Tianpeng, who would have thought that the monkey would pit him like this.

"Don't, good Bajie. My grandson apologizes to you, besides, what's so good about being an official in the heavenly court, isn't it good for our senior brothers to be a happy and carefree demon fairy?" Sun Wukong persuaded.

By the way, he also took out two cans of happy water from his arms and gave them to Bajie, as soon as he saw the happy water, Bajie's eyes were straight, and he reluctantly took it, saying:

"Forget it, I can't go back to the heavenly court anyway, but monkey, for the rest of my life, the happy water must be enough, otherwise I will go to your Huaguo Mountain, eat yours, drink yours, play with yours, and just don't do anything for you."

「ok！」 Sun Wukong raised his fingers.

……

"Ding, the chat group meets the criteria for inviting new group members, whether to invite or not. (This invitation ends, the upgrade begins, and the use of functions will not be affected during the upgrade.) ）」

Yan Shuang's ears heard the prompt sound of the chat group.

Is this something she is used to?

However, at present, there are already a lot of group members, and it is troublesome to manage, and now there is another wave.

"Let's start inviting!"

"Ding, I'm inviting new group members, open the invitation ...... The invitation was successful!"

"Ding, Blow Up the Sky Gang ......"

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