Xu Chunliang was keenly aware that he was investigating himself, and said with a smile: "It's not worth mentioning!" ”

didn't say yes or no, leaving Zhang Yiyi with plenty of room to guess, but he didn't lie, in Xu Chunliang's eyes, the deputy section level was not worth mentioning.

Zhang***: "I have worked for so many years, and I have not been mixed with the deputy department until now. ”

His sub-section level can be solved this year, and thanks to the help of nobles, mixed in the system, no background means no future, which means that you have to put in much more effort than others for every small step forward.

Xu Chunliang said: "Aren't you already a section chief?" ”

Zhang***: "I, the section chief, is similar to you, the dean. ”

The two of them looked at each other and laughed at the same time, both of them in vain.

Zhang***: "I heard that you are a family of traditional Chinese medicine?" ”

Xu Chunliang nodded, at least the fame of the Dongzhou Rejuvenation Hall is still very large.

Zhang***: "I don't think Chinese medicine is useful, it's all mysterious and mysterious." By the way, have you heard of Dr. Liu from Shiliang Village? He is also well-known locally, and I took my mother to see him a while ago, guess what he does? People checked the pulse, and he actually helped my mother look at the palmistry, and said that he was a fortune teller or a doctor? ”

Xu Chunliang regretted coming to his office a little, this thing is too chatty, and he doesn't like to speak, Xu Chunliang said perfunctorily: "What happened later?" ”

Zhang ***: "I was prescribed a few medications, but I didn't dare to let my mother take it, there is some truth in diagnosing the pulse, what kind of disease can you see from palmistry?" Anyway, I ...... Chinese medicine," he shook his head, as a way to express his disdain for Chinese medicine.

Xu Chunliang said: "Dr. Liu's level is not bad, palmistry is reasonable, and "Neijing Taisu" is about the method of palmistry diagnosis. ”

Zhang Yiyi joked: ""Neijing Taisu"? That's time to add some meat. ”

Xu Chunliang said: "Taisu refers to the state when the substance has not yet been formed, that is, there is qi and the formless state, and people are also formed by qi condensation. ”

Zhang Yiyi laughed and obviously didn't agree with Xu Chunliang's words at all, it was not so easy to fool himself, he was a graduate of a genuine 985 college.

Xu Chunliang looks down on people like Zhang Yiyi the most, who is accustomed to measuring the world with his own cognition, as long as things beyond the scope of his cognition are considered unreasonable, they are actually frogs at the bottom of the well, and it is rude to show disdain for Chinese medicine in front of him.

When Xu Chunliang was about to find an excuse to leave, Zhang Yiyi stretched out his left hand: "Then you help me look at palmistry, is there anything wrong with my body?" ”

Xu Chunliang knew that he was not sincerely asking for advice at all, but had the idea of watching his own jokes, so he took his left hand, glanced at it, and asked Zhang Yiyi to stretch out his right hand.

Zhang Yixin said that even if you look at palmistry, you are a layman, don't you know the truth of male left and female right?

Xu Chunliang grabbed the tip of Zhang Yiyi's right finger, looked at his palm print and said, "Section Chief Zhang, you really have some problems with your body." ”

"Oh? I would like to hear about it. "Zhang Yixin said that I want to see how you talk nonsense seriously.

Xu Chunliang said: "There is a thread between your right palm vibration hexagram and the separation hexagram, usually like this, it is easy to disturb the gods due to wind and thunder. Because this line contains Xun position, according to the record of "Neijing Taisu", Zhen belongs to the liver, wood, and thunder, Xun belongs to the spleen, earth, and wind, and separation belongs to the heart and fire. And the heart is the main god, so you will often disturb the god because of the collision of wind and thunder. ”

Zhang***: "Don't be so mysterious, be simple." ”

Xu Chunliang smiled: "Don't understand? To put it simply, you are prone to neurological problems. ”

Zhang Yiyi frowned, isn't this beating around the bush and scolding me for being neurotic? He shook his head: "I read it wrong, I'm in good spirits, I don't know how normal it is." ”

"It's weird, looking at your palm prints, it should be that you are often troubled by external factors, and you often feel panicked and uneasy inside, you can't sleep well?"

Zhang Yiyi was stunned for a moment, this time he guessed correctly, he did often have insomnia, and with a sense of unease, he also went to the hospital to see the neurology department, Western medicine said that he was autonomic dysfunction, which coincided with what Xu Chunliang said.

Zhang Yiyi nodded and said, "There is a lot of pressure at work

, the quality of sleep is not high. "Guys like him who don't have a job and find out how to get a position usually don't sleep well.

Xu Chunliang pointed out that the center line of his right hand was on the pinky finger peak, and there were circles on the corresponding part of the ring finger peak, indicating that he was less yang, less yin, and the three meridians of the sun were damaged.

There are chaotic lines on the corner of the left palm, indicating that the corresponding trifocal and pericardial meridians are damaged. The dull color of the tiger's mouth usually means that the function of the spleen, stomach, liver, and large intestine is reduced, because it is a projection of the spleen, stomach, liver, and large intestine.

Heart deficiency and fire are vigorous, and kidney yin deficiency cannot help heart fire, which usually leads to stinging pain in the heart.

Zhang Yiyi didn't think so at first, but the more he listened, the more frightened he became, Xu Chunliang said that he had all the problems.

He began to suspect that Xu Chunliang gave him psychological hints through some method, whether this was another model of PUA, fortunately he was a man, and if he was a woman, he would have to be willing to be cheated by him.

Zhang Yiyi suddenly withdrew his hand, and when Xu Chunliang saw his flustered expression, he knew that what he had just said had worked, and the mentality of this thing had been out of rhythm.

"Section Chief Zhang, I haven't finished reading it yet."

Zhang***: "My tinnitus." He pressed his fingers on the ear acupoint to try to alleviate the screaming in his ear, not pretending, his ears would screech when he was anxious.

Xu Chunliang said: "You are a typical deficiency disease, overwork, pressing the ear acupoint, the tinnitus can be weakened, but the ringing is still the same as soon as you stop." ”

Zhang Yiyi's eyes widened, he didn't tell Xu Chunliang about his symptoms in detail, but Xu Chunliang actually said clearly, isn't this kid really a clever god operator?

Zhang Yiyi nodded and said: "That is, in the past, there were occasional attacks, but now they occur almost every day, and the ringing is very serious, sometimes I sleep until midnight, and my ears will suddenly ring." ”

Xu Chunliang looked at his face closely: "Are you married?" ”

Zhang Yiyi shook his head.

Xu Chunliang said again: "Have a girlfriend? ”

"Nope!"

"Do you often feel tired from back?"

Zhang Yiyi nodded again and again: "It is inevitable that we will work at the desk all day long." I began to feel that Xu Chunliang was a little scary, and his routine was a bit deep, and he unconsciously brought out his physical condition.

Xu Chunliang laughed and said, "I'm afraid Section Chief Zhang is not just working at the desk, please open your mouth and let me look at my tongue." ”

Open your mouth wide and stick your tongue out. His tongue is reddish in color, purple on both sides, and the tongue coating is thin and yellowish.

Xu Chunliang offered to diagnose his pulse again, Zhang Yiyi hesitated for a moment or stretched out his hand, his pulse was like a heavy string.

Xu Chunliang said: "The liver is depressed and turns into fire, and the meridians are intertwined with stasis, and the kidney meridians are opened and closed. ”

Zhang Yiyi looked confused, he couldn't understand, but now he felt that Xu Chun's good image was not all foolishness: "Dean Xu, can you use vernacular?" ”

Xu Chunliang looked left and right, and said in a low voice: "You have a kidney loss!" ”

Zhang Yiteng! The ground was flushed: "No kidding, hehe......"

Xu Chunliang said: "You are neither married nor have a girlfriend, but you have kidney deficiency, and the reason for excessive sex may be that you have frequent dreams." ”

"I didn't!" Zhang Yiyi argued.

Xu Chunliang looked at his hands with a smile and said, "It's not that it's not fine, then it can only be that these hands are too diligent." ”

Zhang Yiyi was so embarrassed that he couldn't get under the desk, this thing is not a god operator, it's a devil at all, shouldn't I let him see my palmistry?

Zhang Yiyi was very puzzled, shouldn't it, this can also be seen? I don't have calluses on my hands?

In fact, Xu Chunliang used the step-by-step elimination method, mainly with Zhang Yiyi's cooperation, which excluded all other possibilities, and the only correct answer left was that he liked manual transmission.

Fortunately, at this time, Mei Ruxue called Xu Chunliang and asked him to come over, Xu Chunliang stood up: "If Section Chief Zhang wants to regulate his body, he can come to me in the future, and I can help you prescribe some drugs to regulate his body." ”

Zhang Yiyi blushed and said stiffly: "I'm fine." ”

Xu Chunliang smiled, this product is not a good thing, you have to wash your hands first.

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Mei Ruxue made Xu Chunliang a cup of tea and sent it to him in person.

Xu Chunliang smiled: "I'm a little flattered. ”

Mei Ruxue said: "I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long." ”

Xu Chunliang said: "Which of us is with whom." After taking a sip of tea, I found that the tea was not as good as Zhang Yi's.

Mei Ruxue knew that he had just gone to Zhang Yi's office, and deliberately said, "You are very familiar with Zhang Ben?" ”

Xu Chunliang shook his head: "I haven't seen it twice in total." ”

"What have you been talking about for so long?" Mei Ruxue seemed to be careless, but she was actually very curious about the content of their conversation, after all, Zhang Yiyi was the eyeliner that her eldest brother planted beside her.

Xu Chunliang said with a smile: "It's inconvenient to tell you about topics between men. ”

Mei Ruxue glared at him: "What are you looking for?" ”

Xu Chunliang handed her a shopping card, and the festival was about to begin, which was what the leaders of the hospital meant.

Mei Ruxue asked him to take it back, he didn't like this, it was too common to celebrate the New Year's holidays, although various departments issued a ban on cadres at all levels to accept gifts and banquets, but it was repeatedly banned, just now Tong Guangsheng also gave her a crab gift card, but she also refused.

Xu Chunliang was not reluctant, and told Mei Ruxue that he was acting on orders, anyway, he gave it, Mei Ruxue also refused, and went back to explain to the leaders of the hospital.

Mei Ruxue reminded him not to fill his pockets, and return whatever he takes, she doesn't eat this.

Xu Chunliang smiled: "In your eyes, I am so greedy? ”

Mei Ruxue said: "For people like you, you must ring the alarm bell for a long time, you don't learn good things, and you don't know bad things." ”

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