Mei Ruxue looked out the car window and whispered, "In the car, don't talk nonsense." ”

Xu Chunliang said: "The next time we meet, let me figure out how Sleek Director Mei is." ”

Mei Ruxue hummed and hung up her phone in a hurry, but she quickly sent Xu Chunliang a series of small hearts on WeChat.

Xu Chunliang's excited little hand shook, and a lewd expression of rubbing his buttocks was sent out.

Mei Ruxue replied, and then blocked you.

Xu Chunliang was abrupt and sent several times in a row.

Of course, Mei Ruxue couldn't block him, but she didn't reply to avoid making more drastic moves, not because she was disgusted, but because her heart was teased by him, and she thought of him when she closed her eyes.

Xu Chunliang took a look at the news, there was the progress of the barbecue city sent to him by Fan Lida, since Xu Chunliang came out, he was too lazy to care about the work in Dongzhou, let them divide the political achievements, with Xu Chunliang's current level, the political achievements are a waste for him.

In the afternoon of the next day, Xu Chunliang came to Shuren Middle School in advance, specially wore a white shirt, got an anti-blue light glasses, and carried the lesson plan, looking personable and polite.

When Xu Chunliang appeared in the principal's office, the principal Chen Yunsheng stood up to greet him: "Teacher Xu is here!" ”

Seeing Xu Chunliang appear in front of him with this image, Chen Yunsheng was still quite satisfied, and his originally hanging heart was half lowered.

Xu Chunliang shook hands with Chen Yunsheng and said, "I came here a while in advance, I am also a substitute teacher for the first time, and I hope Principal Chen will remind me if there is anything I need to pay attention to." ”

Chen Yunsheng said: "Teacher Xu is polite, please take a seat." ”

Xu Chunliang sat down, and Chen Yunsheng brought him a bottle of water: "Teacher Xu, there is nothing to pay attention to, we have hired many outstanding people from all walks of life to come over to teach students, the purpose is to stimulate their interest and tap their potential, and the overall quality of these children is good." ”

Xu Chunliang said with a smile: "I heard that Shue Yan Middle School is a school where the rich second generation gathers, and the children here are very individual. ”

Chen Yunsheng laughed and said: "There is indeed such a saying in the society, it may be because Shuren is a private school, the fees are also high, and it is not a bad thing for children to have personalities. ”

Chen Yunsheng didn't expect Xu Chunliang to bring much surprise, after all, it was a tutoring class, and the students came to class on the principle of consciously and voluntarily.

At half past two in the afternoon, Xu Chunliang strode into the seventh classroom with the folder.

Xu Chunliang came to the door of the classroom, looked at the half-hidden classroom door, and judged that there would be an ambush nine times out of ten.

Ji Jiajia is not a good girl, and the students of Shuren Middle School are not easy to manage, and some students have partnered to bully Fu Xuedong before, but they still came forward to help him solve it.

Xu Chunliang looked left and right, took out the whip in his hand and put it on the door, and sure enough, after the door was moved back, a basin of water was poured down from above.

There was a shout of joy in the classroom, but the cheer died down a little, for they realized that it had not succeeded, and that the water had all been spilled on the ground, and the emerald green buckets were rolling aside.

Xu Chunliang walked into the classroom unscathed, this handsome and elegant walked with the wind, and immediately attracted the attention of all the girls as soon as he entered the classroom.

"Wow! The new teacher is so handsome! ”

"Handsome fart? A scumbag with a face! A fat man with a freckled face muttered under his breath.

Xu Chunliang smiled and looked around at everyone, there were a lot of people who came over today, he saw Ji Jiajia and Fu Xuedong in the back row, Fu Xuedong was obviously controlled by Ji Jiajia, sitting in a precarious position, the expression on his face was very strange, and the corners of his mouth were turned to the side, this is to remind Xu Chunliang to be careful.

Xu Chunliang sorted out his glasses.

The girls collectively launched a again, and Ji Jiajia said in a low voice: "He is really stinky, and he will do everything to get me to class." ”

Fu Xuedong said in a low voice: "Master is all for your good...... Oops, ......", the surface of his feet was trampled on by Ji Jiajia.

Xu Chunliang saw the trap in front of him clearly by sorting out his glasses, about a foot above the ground, there was a thin rope tied there, if he walked over inadvertently, he would touch the mechanism, and there was an ambush above his head.

Xu Chunliang walked over and stepped directly on the rope, and the mechanism was successfully activated.

There was thunder in the classroom.

The box was pulled open by the rope, and countless chalk heads with chalk erasers fell from the top of Xu Chunliang's head, and the folder in Xu Chunliang's hand spun like a top, blocking the falling chalk heads, Xu Chunliang saw the chalk eraser, raised the folder, and hit it out like a ball.

The chalk eraser spun and flew to the back row, looking at the lively Ji Jiajia saw the flying chalk eraser and realized that the target was herself, it was too late to hide, the chalk eraser smashed on her head, as if she was slapped with a heavy hand, it was a little painful, the dust was filled, half of Ji Jiajia's face was covered with chalk ash, and she looked like a clown.

Xu Chunliang came to the podium, looked at the group of students who had set a trap and waited to see him make a fool of himself, and said, "What age are you, and you still play such an old routine?" I thought that the students of Shue Yan Middle School were so smart and powerful that they were really better than being famous. ”

Ji Jiajia coughed and choked on the chalk end.

Xu Chunliang raised his foot and kicked back, the bench behind him fell apart with a bang, he shook his head and said, "I'm not afraid to tell you, these routines are all leftovers from my play." ”

His eyes fell on the podium: "If I'm not mistaken, there's something in the drawer, right?" ”

The scene was silent, in fact, most of the people who came over today were watching the excitement, Ji Jiajia wanted to rectify the master, and the onlookers always felt that something was missing, if she hadn't mobilized in advance, there would not have been so many people in this class.

Xu Chunliang said: "Let me guess, is it a snake or a mouse inside?" ”

He opened the drawer, and a jade-spotted snake spat out a letter and showed its head.

Xu Chunliang laughed, the jade-spotted snake is non-venomous, purple-gray on the back, has three black spots on its head, gray-white on its abdomen, and is staggered with black horizontal spots on the left and right, usually living in hilly and mountainous woodlands, preying on lizards and rodents.

Xu Chunliang reached out and touched the snake's head, and the jade-spotted snake licked his fingers affectionately with a bright red letter.

A group of students looked stupid, this teacher was not afraid of snakes at all, how did they know that this was the ancestor of playing with snakes.

Xu Chunliang said to the jade-spotted snake: "Good, whoever brought you over, go find him." ”

The students looked at Xu Chunliang and said in their hearts that this is not a nerd, how can a snake understand human speech?

Xu Chunliang put the jade-spotted snake on the ground, the jade-spotted snake roamed in the classroom, and many of the students were afraid of snakes.

The jade-spotted snake came to the freckled fat man, and the fat man was frightened and drooped his head, and he bought this snake.

Xu Chunliang said: "Playing with these things is risky, it doesn't bite me, it doesn't mean it won't hurt you." ”

The fat man trembled: "The snake is not me...... My ......"

Xu Chunliang said: "This is called the Jade Spotted Snake, and what it hates most is the lying students." ”

As soon as the words fell, the snake bit the fat man's buttocks, and the fat man screamed: "Mom, it bites me, it bites me!" He jumped up from his seat and kept bouncing, the jade-spotted snake biting his buttocks.

Everyone was amused and scared when they saw the scene in front of them, but fortunately it was not themselves who bitten.

Xu Chunliang said: "Let's be honest, lying is not a good student. ”

The fat man wailed, "It's me, and the snake is what I put in your drawer." ”

Strange to say, he admitted here, and the jade-spotted snake let go, swam back to Xu Chunliang's side, and entrenched in a corner of the podium.

The fat man covered his buttocks: "Teacher, I may have been poisoned, I have to go to the hospital." ”

Xu Chunliang glared at him: "Sit down!" ”

The fat man cried and mourned: "My butt hurts!" ”

The class burst into laughter.

Xu Chunliang said: "I told you that it is non-toxic, listen to the class honestly, and wait for the big things to talk about after the class." ”

Xu Chunliang said: "Start class now, hello students!" ”

The scene was silent.

Xu Chunliang was a little dissatisfied: "Is there any politeness?" I'm saying hello to you! ”

"Hello teacher!" A group of children responded, as if they had just woken up from a dream.

Xu Chunliang said: "First of all, let me introduce myself, my name is Xu Chunliang!" He picked up the chalk and wrote three powerful characters on the blackboard: "You remember clearly that you are a teacher for one day and a father for life, from today on, you must know how to respect the teacher, from today on, I will take care of you as my own relatives......

Principal Chen and Yang Qingming, the person in charge of the Star Fund, watched the situation in the classroom through monitoring, this young man is amazing.

Yang Qingming smiled and said: "Teacher Xu is really amazing, we all have a headache for our eldest lady to go to school." ”

Principal Chen sighed in his heart, it's okay that Ji Jiajia doesn't come, as soon as she comes, don't think about the peace of this Shuren campus in the future, he smiled bitterly: "It's a pity that our school doesn't have a teacher of the same type as Xu Chunliang at present." ”

Yang Qingming said: "Think of a way, Miss Ji's willingness to return to campus is also a gratifying step." ”

Principal Chen said in his heart that it is a gratifying step for you, for all of our faculty and staff, this is a female devil, and it is said that the previous principal was swept away because of her.

Principal Chen said: "It seems that in the future, I will often invite Teacher Xu to come over and teach these children. ”

Xu Chunliang's calligraphy class lasted for an hour, and all the students, including the fat man, endured the pain in their buttocks, sat on the bench and insisted on listening to the class.

After class, Xu Chunliang asked the fat man to go to the health room to disinfect and release the snake.

Fu Xuedong walked over and said apologetically: "Master, I wanted to inform you to come, but ......"

At this time, the grizzled Ji Jiajia walked over and glared at Fu Xuedong viciously: "Traitor!" ”

Xu Chunliang said: "You are a rebel, what kind of ability is it to bully your junior brother?" Dare to come at me? ”

(End of chapter)