Chapter 46 The Happy Street Cards of the Future - Zangao

500 million Baileys...

Where to get 500 million Baileys yourself...

The ten low-quality beers I drank just now are less than 500 Baileys in total...

Until the wailing in the alley became quieter, Asuka didn't figure out where to get 500 million Baileys by himself, so he couldn't learn from Monka and borrow usury...

...

After another moment, the two admirals dragged Zangao out of the alley and threw him in front of the birds.

Looking at Zangao, who had a blue nose and swollen face, Asuka stroked his chin and wondered.

"Zangao, how much money do you have?"

Zangao rubbed his swollen face, counted his small treasury in his heart, gritted his teeth, and spoke.

"Five million Baileys, I only have five million Baileys..."

Looking at the dishonest Zangao, Asuka didn't expose him, but sighed and said slowly.

"Alas, those sailors who died for the justice in their hearts should have been properly resettled by the headquarters, but due to the withholding within the government, this pension is no longer enough for us to be the original layer...

Some time ago, I saw those widows, picking up garbage one by one..."

Speaking of this, Asuka looked at Zangao, his eyes flashing with a fierce light, until he stared at Zangao, and then heard Asuka continue.

"If you want to arrange a widow's family, you need about 100 million Baileys.

If you arrange those 30 or so families, you will need 5 billion Baileys. ”

Zangao just wanted to refute that he was bad, but after seeing the fierce light in the eyes of the person in front of him, he instantly held back the doubts in his heart, and then muttered in a low voice.

"Five billion Baileys... I can't afford it..."

Asuka shook his head when he heard this, and said to the sailor next to him.

"You go buy a five-trumpet explosive bracelet and bring me a ton of sleepless mushrooms by the way."

When Zangao heard a ton of sleepless mushrooms, he fainted directly, and he wanted to faint for a while now, because he could already imagine how miserable his life would be in the future.

...

When Zangao woke up again, he found that he had explosive bracelets strapped around his wrists, ankles, and neck, and next to him was a whole ton of sleepless mushrooms.

"Hey, Zangao, our lieutenant said, you'll go eat when you wake up."

After saying that, the sailor directly dragged Zangao out of the room, took him to a restaurant, pointed to the sumptuous meal on the table, and spoke.

"Eat more, I'm tired from working today."

Zangao looked at the table full of sumptuous wine and food, swallowed his saliva, and then directly ate it, he also saw that his chances of escaping were even slimmer than his chances of succeeding in becoming the king of the pirates.

"Hiccup!"

After eating the table full of food, Zangao burped.

The sailor who was spying on Zangao nodded in satisfaction, and then took Zangao to the place where Lieutenant Asuka had prepared.

...

"It's here! This is where you will work in the future. ”

Looking at the huge propaganda words in front of him, the corners of Zangao's mouth twitched for a long time.

I saw it written on it.

[Dancing King Zangao, open 24 hours a day...]

...

"Whoa~whoa~"

...

Asuka sat backstage, watching the crowd of people in the surveillance, listening to the loud screams coming from the stage, and spoke.

"How many hours has Zangao been jumping?"

The sailor looked at the time on the wall, calculated it in his heart, and said slowly.

"It's been ten hours..."

"Shhh

Asuka took a puff of second-hand smoke, looked at Zangao, who was still ruddy and still bludful after ten hours of continuous jumping, and nodded with satisfaction, the physical strength of this pirate world is outrageous.

Then, I listened to Asuka continue.

"After late at night, you will hang another advertisement that I have found someone to make on the outside wall."

Hearing this, the sailor nodded.

....

After late at night, the audience here on the stage also became scattered, and just when Zangao thought he would be able to rest soon, a bunch of people came in...

In this group of people, from the eighty-year-old man to the twenty-year-old man, there is everyone...

Zangao looked at the group of people in front of him with confused eyes...

At this moment, I saw the sailors next to him walking to Zangao's side, leaning against Zangao's ear and whispering.

"Hypnotize them and make them think in their hearts that they are a macho man...

And it's a super fierce hunk [there]... Oh yes, remember to set a time limit, just one night..."

With that, the sailor winked at Zangao.

Zangao understood in an instant...

Lao Tzu is a hypnotist, he actually wants to do such a thing...

Thinking of this, Zangao took out the circular saw hanging from his chest with a thin thread and walked up to an old man.

Zango said as he shook the thin line.

"Hey, old man, look at this circle..."

"When I finish 1 or 2 praises, you'll become a macho man, and you'll be timed for one night..."

"Okay? I'm going to get started. ”

After seeing the old guy nod, Zangao began to shake the circle and said in a bewitching voice.

"1, 2, Zangao!"

Then, Zangao and the old man raised their hands at the same time, cheering for their transformation into a hunk man.

Asuka walked out of the curtain with a cigarette in his mouth, looked at the cheering Zangao, and spoke.

"Wake him up!"

Bang!

Zangao woke up, and then, went on to hypnotize the next one.

For each customer who is hypnotized, Zangao has to self-hypnotize once, and then...

Bang!

Zangao was woken up again...

....

When this group of customers who turned into macho men walked out of Zangao, they bowed deeply to the huge portrait behind them that read "Praise the divine doctor, escort your sexual well-being life...".

In this way, the speed of accumulating money increases exponentially.

....

With the passage of time, more than half a month has passed since Asuka caught Zangao.

"Hey!"

One of the sailors looked at the Dance King Conference, which was obviously a little sparse, and said to the man next to him.

"We've been catching fewer and fewer pirates lately..."

When the other heard this, he whispered.

"Zangao is not a famous star, how many pirates can he attract in concerts, if you want me to say, we still have to go to Singer Uta's concert in the future, and the pirates there are called more...

I've even figured it out, every time the singer Uta has a concert, we'll go over with the Demon Slaying Order...

As long as I come here a few times, I believe that this sea will definitely stop for a while..."

The sailor who had just begun to speak, when he heard this, nodded his head in disbelief.

The sea is vast, and there is no teleportation array between the navy and the pirates, and the navy's control over the sea is very limited.

No matter how strong your hard power is, you can't catch up with others at sea.

By the time you drive the boat along, the daylilies are cold.

If the battle was all about opening up the posture ratio, then the single Four Emperors Regiment would have apologized to the navy a long time ago.

[PS: Have you heard of the stalk of fighting horses? ]

Even if you have 1000+ attack speed, 1000+ strength, and 600+ combat movement speed, your ship speed is only 5+.

My special Bean King's horse is better than your Bean Emperor's horse, and your Bean Emperor just can't catch up with me...]

Therefore, this Uta concert may really be an opportunity.

After the Dance King Conference is over, talk to the lieutenant, maybe the lieutenant will become a general in the future, and he will be able to run around with the demon slaying order...

...

At the same time, the lieutenant in his mouth was talking about a big deal.

"1.5 billion Bailey, there can be no less, this can hypnotize talents, talents who can revive their strength, rare in the world.

In just half a month, the dancing king Zangao gave me 500 million Baileys...

If you buy it back, you won't be able to suffer a loss, and you won't be fooled..."

Asuka finished speaking, took a puff of cigarette, took out a contract from his arms, and continued.

"This contract is enough for Zangao's net worth, and he is mentioning 200 million Bailey."

The man took the contract from Asuka and looked at it carefully.

"Shhh

The man looked at the contract in his hand and took a breath, it turned out that Asuka had bought the contract of the singer Uta's dance partner through the underground world...

200 million Baileys...

Value...

Thinking of this, the man stood up, shook hands with Asuka, and said with a serious face.

"If there is such a thing next time, please contact us as soon as possible..."

After saying that, the person in charge of the East China Sea of this happy street went to fetch money for the birds.

The person in charge who walked out of the hall looked at the building behind him, shook his head, and muttered.

"Lieutenant Asuka is still small..."

"In this world, it is important for men to feel that they are macho men, and it is important for women to feel that you are macho men..."

"My Happy Street is to give customers this ultimate experience..."

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ps: The plot of Uta is paved here first...