Chapter 51: Crocodall, you dare to touch me, believe it or not, you don't have any pants left?
"Whew~~"
Klockdahl took a hard puff of his cigarette and it took a long time before he spit it out...
At this time, the room was like a thick fog, standing at the door and not seeing the inside, standing inside and not opening your eyes...
Now Klockdahl is a little confused, some time ago, the Baroque work agency under his command received a mission to assassinate the navy from the Big Mom Pirates.
Although the mission has some twists and turns, there has not been much progress so far, except for the cost of the boat ride.
But who is he Klockdahl...
So, he still wants to try one last time...
After all, before you get the Hades King, it won't do you any good to offend the Four Emperors...
The main thing is that he is short of money, and two days ago he bought dancing fans and bought himself poor...
So this time, he sent Robin, who is proficient in assassination and escape, and there is also a killer who is strong enough to sweep across the East China Sea, Mr. 1.
In Klockdahl's prediction, even if this mission fails, at least they will come back alive, right?
If this mission fails again, then Big Mom won't take this task, and the signboard will be smashed, and the black will eat the black.
But three days passed...
Klockdahl still remembers the last phone call three days ago, when Nicole Robin and Mr. 1 had just arrived in the East China Sea, and were about to sit down and give the navy a surprise assassination...
["Boss, we're about to approach that navy, see you on the Great Voyage in three days..."]
Seeing Nicole Robin hang up the phone so happily, Klockdahl didn't care at that time, after all, he couldn't hit it with a blow, and he just ran away.
And then, they disappeared...
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Crocodall paced back and forth in the room with a cigar in his mouth.
As for whether Nicole Robin will rebel against herself??? Klockdahl never thought that on this sea, who could protect her except himself.
"Whew!"
Klockdahl spat out the smoke and then walked to the windowsill and looked at the East China Sea, Mr. 1 was missing, but Nico Robin couldn't have an accident, it was about his own plan.
Thinking of this, Klockdahl flew straight out of the window.
"Look, Mr. Crocodall is out!"
"Mr. Crocodall, it's definitely going to help us clean up the pirates again!"
...
There are also a few reporters below, taking pictures of Klockdahl flying in the sky.
Glancing at the group below, Klockdahl changed direction and flew away.
As the king of the Seven Martial Seas, his every move is monitored, and if he wants to go to the Four Seas, he can only ask the world government for instructions or go behind the government's back.
It is not possible to ask for instructions.
Klockdahl flew to a hidden harbor and flew directly onto his own pirate ship, ordering the crew.
"Sail, sail!"
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Klockdahl's ship, before it left the waters of Alabastan, encountered a large warship.
Looking at the bald old man on the warship, Klockdahl narrowed his eyes and muttered.
"Vice Admiral Gumir!"
Gumir put his hands in his pockets, looked at Klockdal, who looked a little solemn, and smiled.
"Oh, isn't this the King's Seven Martial Seas Klockdar?
You don't be a hero in Alabastan, what are you doing at sea? ”
"Whew!"
Klockdahl spat out a puff of smoke, looked at Lieutenant General Gumir, and spoke.
"Your Majesty's Seven Martial Seas are under your control? Or do I have Klockdahl in your hands? ”
Gumir shook his head, picking at his nose as he spoke.
"The Navy never cares about scum."
"But the sea hasn't been very peaceful lately, the Four Emperors have moved too much in the New World, and a group of people from the headquarters have gone to the New World, resulting here..."
Speaking of this, Gumir spat at Klokdal and continued.
"In the first half of this great voyage, all kinds of demons and monsters have come out, and the order that the old man is carrying now is to talk to you nominal colleagues.
Let you settle down a little, and don't make trouble for us at this critical time..."
Hearing this, Klockdahl raised his eyebrows, what happened in the new world, what does it have to do with him, but the navy actually restricts his freedom...
Then, Klockdahl stretched out his left hand, and a small sand whirlwind appeared on the palm.
"Alas, young man..."
Gumir looked at Klockdahl, who wanted to make a move without saying a word, sighed, turned his head and shouted at the adjutant.
"Gomez, what about the sand that the old man asked you to dig out of the sea?"
Under Klockdahl's puzzled gaze, Gomez brought a basin of sand from the side.
Gumir put his hand into the basin, grabbed a handful of sand, and wiped it on his body, muttering as he wiped.
"I'll take a picture and send it to the World Government first, informing them that the Seven Martial Seas Klockdahl is attacking the Vice Admiral for no reason, and that they're going to change the candidate...
Klockdahl was killed by the Navy ...
"Then call the yellow ape and ask him to hurry up from the headquarters now, just say that the old man was beaten and ask him to come over quickly."
"Then make a phone call to Karp, his closest comrade-in-arms, who was beaten by Klockdahl with only one breath left, and Gumir wants to see Karp at the end."
"I'll call the Warring States in a while, ask him to take care of my family, and ask him to give the old man a little more pension, after all, this garbage task was sent to me by him."
....
Klokdal looked at Gumir, who was chattering there, and a bruise broke out on his forehead.
At this moment, Gumir took out the phone bug from his bosom and began to dial the phone.
Porphyr, porpo,...
"Gumir..."
Without waiting for the Warring States to finish, he heard Gumir yell.
"Sengoku, he Klockdahl attacked Vice Admiral, he doesn't want the name of the Seven Martial Seas anymore, you hurry up and find someone to choose to stuff in, I'll go and kill him now...
That's right!
The old man is ready to die for the navy, and if I don't call you in five minutes, it proves that Klockdahl killed me.
Let that kid of the yellow ape rest and prepare to collect a corpse for me. ”
After speaking, Gumir hung up the phone directly, pulled out the big knife from his waist, and the armed domineering spread along his arm to the knife.
Then, with his fat hand, which was covered in domineering, Gumir seduced Klokdal.
"Crocodall, now you touch me with the sand in your hand, believe it or not, you don't have any pants left?"
After waiting for a long time, Gumir didn't wait for Klockdal's next move, and immediately turned his head to the adjutant and said.
"Splash all the sand in the basin on me."
In Klockdahl's bewildered eyes, the adjutant with a basin of sand poured all the sand on Gumir, and then, as if he had been attacked by some great attack.
It flew backwards at great speed, smashing into the cabin.
And his adjutant, who had no intention of rescuing at all, took out the phone bug from his bosom and began to take pictures of the ruins.
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"Planting! It's really hard to plant! ”
Klockdahl turned his head and gave orders to the crew.
"Back to Alabastan."
Subsequently, Klockdahl turned around and left, he didn't want to tear his face with the navy and the government now, as for Robin, wait two days...
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Looking at the departing Klockdahl, the adjutant shouted into the cabin.
"Lieutenant General, don't pretend, Klockdahl is gone!"
There was a loud roar from the cabin.
"Don't rush, the old man has changed his clothes."
After a few moments, Gumir changed into new clothes and walked out of the cabin.
Looking at the departing Klockdal, Gumir pursed his lips, if it weren't for the order that the navy couldn't attack the Seven Martial Seas for no reason, would the old man bury himself like this...
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But then again, Klockdahl's ability is a real problem...
His ability to play desert gophers on most of the islands is unknown.
If he is really ruthless and fights guerrilla warfare with the navy in the great desert of Alabastan, the navy will be like eating maggots.
Disgusting.
Xiao Tang didn't mention that coquettish appearance, just the operation of people stepping on the line to fly made his maneuverability rank on the sea.
Coupled with the so-called own strength, under the premise of not having a life card, there is really nothing to do with Xiao Tang.
Not to mention Xiong, as long as he doesn't voluntarily turn himself in, he can't even find the location of his next foothold.
The bear's impact may have reduced many islands to ruins.
As long as Jinping is in the sea, if he is prepared, what can the general do with him?
It just so happens that this world is the world of the sea. The ice age of the pheasant also has a range limit, and if Jinping hides far away in advance, it is necessary to say whether the ice can chase after Jinping.
Although Moria was more frustrated before, there were transparent people, and if Moriah really wanted to escape at sea, there was really no guarantee that he would be able to catch him.
Once a player of the level of the Seven Martial Seas has enough mobility, it is a disaster to launch a madness.
So here in the Navy, it only knocks once in a while, and the rest of the time it turns a blind eye.
Thinking of this, Gumir turned his head to the adjutant and said.
"Who's next?"
The adjutant looked at the list in his hand and said slowly.
"Your Majesty's Seven Martial Seas, Boya Hancock."
Gumir hammered his head, and when he heard Hancock's name, he was a little puzzled.
"What's wrong with her?"
The adjutant looked at Hancock's information and deliberately glanced at the photos a few more times before continuing.
"Some time ago, she robbed a lot of merchant ships of the kings of the member countries, and those guys ran to the world government to cry, and then, the world government sent this tricky task to us..."
When Gumir heard this, he touched his bare head and melon seeds, and smashed his mouth.
Bang!
Gumir hammered his fist into the adjutant's head, and said with hatred that iron is not steel.
"Bastard, didn't you go to school?"
"It's a shame for the Navy that you can pronounce Moonlight Moria's name as Boya Hancock."
"Let's go, let's go to the Devil's Sea and knock Moonlight Moria."
After saying that, Vice Admiral Gumir turned around and walked back to the cabin, what does the king's fart have to do with him Gumir.
The Seven Martial Seas system, which was finalized by your group of member countries at the World Conference, has a half-dime relationship with our navy...
Thinking of this, Gumir opened the closed hatch a crack, poked his head out to look at the adjutant, and shouted loudly.
"On the next voyage, if you meet Boya Hancock, you will give her a copy of the routes of the human traffickers and organ traffickers we have collected..."
Looking at the somewhat silent deck, Gumir touched his head awkwardly and smiled.
"Hahaha!"
"Is it that the old man is talking too loudly, and this matter really can't be said in public."
Then Gumir walked up to the adjutant and whispered to the adjutant's ear.
"After encountering the pirate ship of the Nine Snakes, remember to send a piece of information to Boya Hancock, especially the human traffickers..."
With that, Gumir turned around and went back to the cabin.
Although he doesn't know why Boya Hancock likes to fight human traffickers so much, it doesn't matter, since she likes to fight, the old man will help you fight and gather intelligence.
...
As time passed, a month passed.
Touching his bulging belly, Lieutenant General Gumir came out of the devil's sea in Moria.
"Hiccup!"
Gumir burped, this month, I was treated well, the little girl was not bad, the gadgets were very interesting.
Just as Gumir was wondering if he should take Karp to play with the ghost next time, the adjutant hurried over.
The adjutant saluted Gumir and said in a hurried tone.
"The report will be made!"
"Not far ahead, the merchant ships of the member countries were attacked by pirates, and they used phone bugs to call for help from nearby ships."
When Gumir heard this, his eyes froze, and after moving his muscles and bones, he commanded.
"Sail, add up your horsepower, let's go and save people."
When the group arrived at the warring sea, Gumir frowned when he saw the pirate ship in front of him, which belonged to the Nine Snakes, and then he slowly pulled out the big knife from his waist.
"Alas!"
Gumir sighed, stood at the bow of the ship, and said slowly.
"The Seven Martial Seas are really garbage on the sea, but the old man still has a good impression of you, Han Cook, and even plans to introduce you to my excellent juniors..."
[Speaking of outstanding juniors, the shadow of Jiaji appeared in Gumir's mind. 】
After shivering, Gumir quickly shook his head and shook the gaji out of his mind, and then he raised one foot, and when he was about to run over with the moon step, he suddenly felt someone tugging at his trouser leg.
Looking down, he saw that the adjutant was dragging himself, and Gumir said impatiently.
"What? The old man still has to save people..."
The adjutant twitched the corners of his mouth twice when he heard the lieutenant general's impatient tone, and then the adjutant pointed out the nunu at the two warring sides, and handed the telescope to Gumir by the way...
Gumir took the binoculars suspiciously and looked at the two warring sides...
I saw one of the ships, flying the flag of Doflamingo...
Gumir's eyelids jumped, and Doflamingo was a piece of garbage too...
Porphyr, porpo,...
Just then, the phone in Gumir's arms rang.
Gumir picked up the phone and said lazily.
"Mossi! Moxi! ”
At this time, I heard a deep male voice coming from the phone worm.
"Lieutenant General Gumir, the World Government has ordered you to stop Boya Hancock's transgression immediately..."
Bang!
Gumir hung up the phone directly, took out the big knife at his waist casually, and slashed it on the side of the ship.
Pointing to the gap, which was less than three centimeters, Gumir said to the group of sailors behind him.
"We have been fighting fierce battles with pirates every moment for the past month, and our warship has long been damaged, and since the warship is no longer good, the old man can't joke with your life.
Now, the old man is going back to his headquarters to repair the warship, and you...
It's a holiday..."
Looking at the undisputed sailors, Gumir nodded with satisfaction and continued.
"Apply to the old man to open the door to justice, our warship can't hold on, and we have to go back to the headquarters as soon as possible."
With that, Gumir waved his hand at the two groups of fighting pirates, turned around and ran away with the warship.
As a veteran lieutenant admiral in the navy, he knew what the purpose of the establishment of the Seven Martial Seas was.
The pirates with both strength and fame are included in the Seven Martial Seas to supplement the combat power of the Navy, which is in a gray area, strengthens the flexibility of naval operations, weakens the power of the pirates layer by layer, and reduces the quantity and quality of the pirates...
The purpose is this purpose, but as an old navy who has fought with pirates all his life, he still doesn't like this system in his heart.
A bunch of garbage from the sea.
Thinking of this, Gumir stepped on the deck again, cracked the deck, and staggered back to the cabin.
This time, I went back to the headquarters to repair the warship, and I had to reimburse a little more for the battle damage.
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As soon as he returned to the headquarters, Gumir saw a scene with spicy eyes.
Gumir covered his eyes with his hands and looked out between his fingers.
And he saw Gacu with a rose in his hand, and he was kneeling on the ground and proposing marriage.
"Gion, marry me."
Gion stared at the dead fish's eyes, and looked at Kaji who was kneeling on the ground with a tired face, not knowing what to say for a while.
Every time he returns from a mission, if he can meet with Gaji, this guy will come again.
"I refuse!"
The ruthless words deeply stimulated Jiaji's heart.
Looking at the departing Gion, Kaji knelt on one knee for a long time, refusing to get up for a long time.
"Hey, Brother Gaji."
Gumir walked up to Gaji, picked Gaji up from the ground, patted Gaji on the shoulder, and whispered in a low voice.
"Brother Gaji, what do you like about her?"
Gaji took the cigarette handed by Gumir, took a wistful puff, and replied without thinking.
"Tall, long legs, big chest, big ass..."
"Oh~~"
Gumir let out a long oh and continued.
"But I heard that she is too old, my brother is so young, what are you looking for her to do with this flower of old age.
Back then, after Lieutenant General Crane turned forty, the old man never looked at her again.
Before Gumir could say the word "hang", he saw a big foot appear in his sight.
Bang! Bang!
Lieutenant General Tsuru and Gion shielded the sunlight with their hands, looked at the two who flew out upside down, turned around and left.
Gumir looked at the seagulls flying with him, and then at Gaji, who had large shoe prints on his face, and continued.
"That's how old you are, it's too easy to be irritable...
Brother Gaji, I don't know if you've heard of Hancock? ”
When Gaji heard this, his eyes lit up, could it be that this bad old man wanted to introduce Hancock to himself?
At this time, listen to Gumir continue.
"I know Hancock's younger sister, who has big breasts, long legs, and a super big ass, and the key is to be young... It seems to be called Boya Marigorud..."
Poof! Poof!
Two columns of water rose into the sky, and the two fell directly into the sea.
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Sengoku looked at the wet old guy opposite, his eyelids jumped twice, and then he handed the information of the bird to Gumir and spoke.
"Look!"
After finding a chair and sitting down, Gumir opened the bird's profile and looked at it twice, then he turned his head to look at the yellow ape and spoke.
"Do you want it?"
The yellow ape also took out a document from his bosom and handed it to Gumir.
Gumir opened this information of the yellow ape and looked at the fat man above... Straight to silence...
The Navy is going to be finished...
What kind of stuff are these new generations...
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PS: Just a chapter today... But this chapter of my 5K words...
The main thing is that after separation, it looks a little awkward, and it is simply put together...