Chapter 59: Famous Native Products of the Four Seas: Idiots
Asuka scratched his head and muttered when he heard the sound of smashing things in the tavern.
"Magino, this guy can't be distressed about money... How much did I eat..."
As everyone knows, when Magino pushed the bird out, he looked down at the big handprint on his chest and greeted the bird from 1 to 21 years old.
...
With barbecue in hand, Asuka wandered aimlessly around the windmill village, and then, he found a man...
"Nicole Robin?"
Rubbing his eyes, he realized that the person in front of him was really Robin.
Thinking of this, Asuka took two steps forward, patted Robin on the shoulder, and asked.
"Hey, Robin.
Why are you here again? ”
Robin glanced sideways at Asuka and said slowly.
"I used to hear people say that the East China Sea is full of idiots, and I thought it was someone else's slander..."
Then, the boss sent someone to pick up my ship, and it was sunk by an idiot named [Leader Klick].
The reason for the sinking was because he had heard that the ship was coming from the Great Voyage, and he wanted to rob the charts and logbooks.
O charts of great voyages. ”
Speaking of which, Robin turned to Asuka and continued.
"The boss said he came to pick me up in person this time... He'll have to wait a while before he can come, though.
Then I heard that the windmill village was very lively, so I came here for a stroll. ”
After saying that, Robin also threw a few winks at the bird, took out the Bailey in the bird's pocket, and then left the bird in place and went shopping alone.
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Meanwhile.
The Kingdom of Alabastan is located in the first half of the Great Shipping Route.
A city called Rainland.
Forehead... A man named Klocodahl.
Klockdahl took out the phone bug exclusive to His Majesty the Seven Martial Seas from the safe, and dialed a number that he hadn't dialed for years.
Wait for the phone bug to connect.
Klockdahl looked at the phone bug in front of him, and suddenly put on the toad glasses.
"Whew!"
Klockdahl puffed lightly on the smoke and spoke.
"Marshal of the Warring States, His Majesty the Seven Martial Seas Klockdar, apply to go to the East China Sea."
The phone bug stared at the two wide-eyed balls, looking Klockdahl up and down.
Just when Klockdahl was a little impatient, the phone bug suddenly spoke.
"Dismissed!"
Pacha!
The phone was hung up directly by the Warring States.
Sengoku supported his chin with his hands, looked at the phone that had fallen silent, and thought about it.
During this period of time, this guy Klockdahl has been in frequent contact with the underground world, and he has always sent ships to the East China Sea.
The most critical thing is that the guy who has not left Alabastan for several years, this time he suddenly wants to leave Alabastan, how to think about it, how to think about it.
He is now paying attention to the war in the new world, how can he have time to take care of a Seven Martial Seas, anyway, there are not many ports in Alabastan, after Lieutenant General Gumir reported the abnormal movements of Klokdal, the Warring States directly blocked the sea area of Alabastan a few days ago.
Every Seven Martial Seas is a guy full of evil, and since he has found a territory, he will honestly stay in the territory, and always want to go to sea to make trouble for himself.
Thinking of this, Sengoku picked up the phone bug and dialed a call.
After the phone was connected, Sengoku said directly.
"Vice Admiral Jaindo, you now lead the fleet and immediately go to the waters of Alabastan to assist Vice Admiral Flying Squirrel and complete the complete blockade of the sea area."
After making the call, Sengoku looked at the phone bug in front of him who specifically contacted Klockdahl and pulled the corners of his mouth.
He also knew that the ban would not last for a few days, and it was estimated that after two days, the government would intervene.
But as long as the ban is over and the New World Turmoil is over, and the Navy has the energy to draw back from the New World, that will be enough.
Thinking of this, Sengoku picked up a document on the table and read it.
This is a document promoting the Kingdom of Alabastan ...
"It's time to find something to do for this guy Klockdahl."
After the Warring States muttered, he directly stamped a big seal on the document.
The seal was stamped in the morning, and the naval intelligence department made efforts in the afternoon.
With the vigorous propaganda of the intelligence department, in less than half a month, the gossip that the Golden Country had sunk in Alabastan spread in the four seas of the East China Sea, the West China Sea, the South China Sea, and the North Sea.
The pirates of the four seas, when they heard the news, scoffed, but then they combined the fact that His Majesty the Seven Martial Seas Klokdal had been entrenched in Alabastan for a long time.
Suddenly, this gossip became the true news that everyone tacitly believed.
Seven Martial Seas.
That's the smartest man on the sea.
How can a smart person do a thankless job.
....
There are so many treasures on the sea, just blow it, and after a while, the Warring States plan to draw some treasure maps of Captain John by themselves.
Forehead... Where is Captain John's treasure?
Never mind.
Hiding in the Devil's Sea, Moria has been too idle lately.
...
As for luring too many pirates over and increasing the strength of the Seven Martial Seas...
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Klockdahl, that is the hero of the commoners, how could he ask a pirate to be a companion.
Moonlight Moria, who likes to make pirates into zombies, how can he want a living person as a companion.
Boya Hancock, the whole country is full of disgust, how can he want a man to be a companion.
Jinping, that's a supporter of racism, and although people don't kill people much, they don't treat people very well.
Eagle Eye, one man, one boat, one knife.
Bear, but also a staunch lone ranger.
Doflamingo was automatically filtered by the Warring States, and it was purely an accident that his kind of scum could choose the Seven Martial Seas.
...
"Whew!"
Asuka spit out a puff of smoke rings, looked at Robin who came back from shopping, and said helplessly.
"Windmill Village is just a small village on the border of the Kingdom of Goa... You have to buy so many things in such a small place..."
Robin placed his things on the deck and motioned with his eyes for Asuka to get up from the deck chair.
After the bird got up, Robin collapsed directly on the recliner and rested for a long time before speaking slowly.
"When I was on the run, I was scared of being stolen, and no matter where I hid my money, they would always find where I hid it.
Later, as soon as I had money, I wanted to spend it desperately, and I didn't want to keep a cent. ”
"Oh!"
Asuka heard this dry oh, and then said with a blank face.
"That seems to be Lao Tzu's money."
Robin glanced at Asuka and buried his head in the chaise longue, closing his eyes and playing dumb.
A boring man, he can't even see that he sells badly,
...
"Lieutenant!"
Just as Asuka pondered for a place to find a place to throw Robin down, a sailor suddenly hurried over.
The sailor ran to the bird and shouted.
"Lieutenant, the informant has come to report that someone in Windmill Village plans to go to sea again tomorrow at noon."
Hearing this, Asuka nodded and commanded.
"Inform the colonels that tomorrow's performance will be more realistic, and they can't continue to drag on, the newspaper office is coming soon, and tomorrow will be the last day.
Oh, by the way, divide the meat of the sea kings into those branches. ”
The sailor nodded and ran to the cabin.
After smoking a cigar, Asuka also heard a slight snoring from the chaise longue.
Looking down at the sleeping Robin, Asuka took off his cape, draped it over her, and turned around and walked back to the cabin.
Although the sea breeze is very cold, with the blessing of her own cloak, presumably Miss Robin will most likely not have a fever.
As for the cold.
Hiss! The skill of boiling ginger soup by yourself can finally come in handy.
....
The next morning, after Asuka had washed up, he opened the door and went to the restaurant.
Then, he found out that Robin had actually arrived here before him.
After the meal was cooked, Asuka walked up to Robin with a large bowl, looked at Robin, who was very energetic, and asked with some doubts.
"Not sick?"
When Robin heard this, he looked at Asuka a little strangely.
Then she remembered that when she woke up from the deck yesterday evening, the cloak on her body, she couldn't help but feel a trace of warmth in her heart, and said softly.
"Thank you, Lieutenant, for your concern!"
"Oh! You are welcome! ”
The look on Asuka's face, at a speed visible to the naked eye, became lost, and after hurriedly finishing his meal, Asuka threw a smoking casserole into the sea under the gaze of the sailors of the warship...
"Alas!"
Looking at the ginger soup that had been boiled for half a night, and being thrown into the sea by himself, Asuka couldn't help but sigh.
It is said that opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared, and opportunities are created when there are no opportunities.
I can't create it.
...
At this moment, a sailor came to report.
"Lieutenant Report, the various branches have entered the designated sea area."
Hearing this, Asuka nodded, then took out his binoculars and looked at the shoreline.
This time, the warship drove not far from the windmill village, and what they wanted was to let the whole village be this witness.
Looking at the small fishing boat heading towards him and the others, Asuka muttered in his mouth.
"Here we go again!"
...
"Whew!"
Ace looked at the warships in front of him and exhaled a turbid breath, there shouldn't be any more accidents today, after all, there shouldn't be a second one for the king of the near sea.
Although it is a bit embarrassing that he did not go to sea with a pirate flag.
But in order to be able to go to sea safely...
Thinking of this, Ace stood up and waved at the warship in front of him, wanting them to make a gap for themselves like yesterday.
"Hey ,..."
Rumble!
Ace's hands were in the shape of trumpets, put them on his lips, and just shouted the word "hey", and the warship in front of him exploded directly.
Seeing that his warship had begun to sink, Asuka shouted at the top of his throat.
"Enemy attack!"
The rest of the warships sounded the alarm one after another.
The loud sirens were heard clearly, even by civilians far away from the port of Windmill Village.
Ace looked at the sunken warship in front of him with some confusion...
He just wanted to jump in and save someone...
Then, he found that there seemed to be no one on the warship...
Ace turned his head and shouted at the warship next to him.
"Hey ,..."
Rumble! Rumble!
This time it was even more powerful, and the two warships broke into several pieces in the explosion, and the raging fire burned at the fracture, and began to slowly sink to the bottom of the sea.
Seeing this, Ace covered his mouth with one hand, and waved at several warships over there with the other...
Rumble! Rumble! Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!
Five warships, with the wave of Ace's hand, sank to the bottom of the sea.
At this time, the terrible wails of the seamen sounded on the manned warships, as if they had been injured heavily.
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The windmill village port at this time is here.
Today there are many villagers here to watch the excitement, because two days ago Ace went to sea, and he came back after going out for half a day, and today this group of people simply put down the farm work in their hands and came to take a look.
One of the villagers, looking at Ace, who had turned into a small black dot, asked with a smile.
"Village Chief, how long do you think Ace will be able to return from going to sea today?"
"Alas!"
The village chief sighed and said slowly.
"I hope that kid will come out safely..."
Before the village chief could say [sea], the villagers in the port heard the siren sound unique to the navy warship.
Nearly 100 terrible sirens came at the same time, and this sound was very harsh.
The village chief shouted at the nearby villagers when he heard the siren.
"Bring the binoculars!"
Taking the telescope handed by the villager, the village chief put the telescope to his eyes, stretched his neck, and looked in the direction of Ace.
The distance was so far that the village chief couldn't see anything clearly.
But what he could see clearly was that after Ace's boat approached the warship, the warship blew up directly.
Then Ace seemed to turn the boat around again, and the warship next to it also blew up.
"No... No... No way, Ace's kid, it won't be like this! ”
With a click, the telescope in the village chief's hand fell to the ground.
Magino picked up the binoculars and looked at the sea in the distance, but she didn't find where Ace was, because the smoke was too big and had completely covered Ace.
She only saw the scene of seven or eight warships exploding at the same time.
Combined with the village chief's words, Magino directly preconceived that Ace began to kill in order to go to sea.
Magino covered her mouth and looked at the smoke rising from the sea in disbelief.
Luffy and the others also picked up the binoculars and looked at the place where the smoke was emitting.
They didn't see Ace either, but they all saw the exploded warship as well.
These warships that were blown to smithereens.
In one word, miserable.
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After a while, the fleet is here.
"Lieutenant Asuka, the warship has been blown up, how do we stop it?"
Listening to the sound of the phone bug ringing in his hand, Asuka spoke.
"Open fire and drive this little fishing boat away."
At this time, Ace opened his mouth wide and stared at the bizarre scene in front of him with wide eyes, just for a while, these warships had been blown up, and few of them were intact.
Rumble! Rumble!
Two shells hit the sea next to Ace's fishing boat.
Ace hurriedly picked up the oars and rowed hard.
He didn't understand what was going on, but he knew it was a great opportunity to go to sea.
Asuka muttered as he looked at the small fishing boat that was speeding away from here.
"Sure enough, it's a sea full of idiots!"
Then, he looked down at the phone bug and said.
"Colonels, it's time to discuss the amount of this bounty, as well as our battle damage."
After finishing speaking, Asuka and the others first asked the sailors to jump into the sea and pose for some photos.
Then, let those branch colonels stand on the ruins one after another, looking in the direction of the headquarters to pose.
Wait until everything is over.
These eight people, one after another, sipped cigars and ran over with a happy face to discuss the meeting.
Bang!
The colonel of the 146th branch closed the hatch, looked at the people at the table, and spoke.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the battle damage has been counted, 78 warships have been sunk, guns, cannons, tables, chairs and benches, and countless more.
Let's report this matter to the Navy Intelligence Department first, ask it to issue a bounty order, and then go to the logistics department to apply for supplies. ”
Then, this group of people began to study how much reward was appropriate for Ace, and their opinions could only be used as a reference, and it was the group of people in the headquarters who really made the decision.
Asuka listened to the sound of the colonels arguing, rubbed his forehead, and said slowly.
"Colonels, the bounty you said was tens of millions of Baileys, which is a bit low.
Although our East China Sea is known as the weakest sea area, but the destruction of 78 warships, this bounty does not exceed 100 million, it is unreasonable.
But if the bounty order exceeds 100 million, the headquarters may not be able to pass it.
The bounty is too high, it doesn't work, it's too low.
Otherwise, give Ace's bounty order and set a 20 Bailey.
20 Bailey: Although the amount is not large, it is very insulting. ”
Afterwards, Asuka shared his thoughts with the colonels.