Chapter 86: The most pitiful race in the world of pirates --- the phone bug clan
The warships of the Navy have long since left port.
The little ghost floating in the sky, after seeing the warship leave the Devil's Sea with his own eyes, floated directly back to the castle to find Perona.
At this time, Perona was directing her adorable pets to help Absalom decorate the wedding room.
Holding an umbrella, Perona floated to Absalom's side, pointed to his nose and reprimanded.
"Hey, Absalom, don't be so depressed!"
Syllable!
Absalom opened Perona's hand, and looked at Lola, who was directing the zombies to carry the furniture not far away.
Just when he came to his senses, he opened his eyes.
I saw a wild boar sitting on itself doing exercise.
Open your eyes again.
He realized that it wasn't a nightmare.
Ah, the harsh reality.
Absalom, who had been squeezed by Lola several times, stared blankly at the ceiling.
He obviously wants a human wife, he obviously wants a beautiful woman, and he even eats the transparent fruit.
If it weren't for the Devil's Sea restricting his play, he would have been a famous pervert by now.
Outcome...
He can't be a scumbag after all...
Pig, he Absalom recognized...
...
"Alas!"
Thinking of this, Absalom turned his head to look at Perona, and said angrily.
"While playing, I'll decorate the wedding room by myself."
With that, Absalom picked up the furniture on the floor and began to arrange it as he wished.
Perona pursed her lips as she looked at the busy group, and then she looked at Hogubak, who was contemplating.
Perona staggered to Hogubak's side, stretched out her finger and poked Hogubak's head, and spoke.
"Hey, what are you thinking?"
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Hogubak laughed twice, then turned away.
He intended to lock himself up in the lab for two months.
He has been hit a bit hard today, and he needs to think about the question of human immortality...
Only this kind of impossible problem can forget all the things that destroy the three views in his head in the deepest part of his memory...
Although he no longer has three views...
...
"Inexplicable!!"
Looking at Hogubak's departing back, Perona muttered for a while, then floated straight back to her room, slumped on the big bed.
"Whew~~"
Perona, who was lying on the bed, breathed a deep sigh of relief, there was a lot of things that happened today, and she was also affected a lot.
Moments later, the ghost who had been watching the warship returned.
After learning that the warship had left the Devil's Sea, Perona raised her hand and beckoned to the doll standing nearby.
"Kumasi, give me the footage you recorded today."
After hearing his master's command, Kumasi trotted to Perona on his short legs and respectfully handed over the phone bug in his hand.
Perona admired the video recorded by the phone bug from beginning to end.
From the first time Asuka knelt down and was depressed...
"Hale, Hale, Hale..."
Looking at the frustrated bird on its knees, Perona covered her mouth and laughed.
And then...
Bang.
Perona threw the phone bug in her hand at Kumasi's head and asked.
"Kumasi, why did you record the footage in the room?"
"This..."
Without waiting for Kumasi to finish, Perona tugged at Kumasi's nose and continued.
"Don't speak, the way you talk is not cute at all..."
With that, Perona looked at the phone bug that had rolled to the ground, rubbed her temples, and then bent down to pick it up from the ground and crawl back onto the bed.
Perona, who was lying on the bed, gently tapped the phone bug's shell and threatened.
"Deleted the video in the room..."
The phone bug poked an eye out of its shell and gave Perona a cautious look.
Why, you humans do this kind of embarrassing snail.
Thinking of this, the phone bug shook its big eyes and indicated to Perona.
I can't delete it.
"Hale, Hale, Hale..."
Perona looked at the phone bug shaking her head and laughed.
Then, I saw her stretch out her finger and whisper to the phone bug.
"Negative Ghost!"
A miniature ghost emerged from Perona's finger and flew towards the phone bug.
"Ahh
The phone bug silently "ahh
"Forget the images in the room..."
"Suck!"
The phone bug raised his head, looked at Perona, who was threatening him, sniffed, and shook his head firmly.
I can't delete it.
"Alas!"
Looking at the phone bug that rejected herself, Perona sighed heavily, then stretched out two index fingers, pointed at the phone bug's head, the corners of her mouth raised slightly, and whispered.
"Ghost machine gun."
The miniature ghost, like a machine-gun bullet, squirted out of Perona's fingers and flew towards the phone bug.
...
A minute of continuous bombardment.
The limited brain capacity of the phone bug has been stuffed with negative energy.
With tears in its eyes, it glanced deeply at Perona.
Then, in the way of [grabbing the ground with his head], he jumped out of bed.
The best way to delete an image is to lose your memory.
...
Boom!
A crisp voice came.
When Perona picked up the phone bug again, she found that the phone bug not only deleted the images in the room, but even intimately added subtitles...
Although there are some grammatical errors, it is also possible to correct not...
...
Perona, who had corrected for a day, looked at her results and clapped her hands with satisfaction.
Later, I saw Perona sitting on a chair with Erlang's legs crossed, enjoying Kumasi's massage, while taking out a phone bug from her arms and dialing a number.
Porphyr, porpo,...
Pacha...
"This is the World Economic News Agency..."
Listening to the voice coming from the phone bug's mouth, the corners of Perona's mouth turned up slightly, and she said softly.
"I want to contribute..."
"Okay, please send your account first, and then we will pay you according to the value of the news..."
Later, Perona sent the photos related to the birds.
....
At the same time, somewhere in the seas of the New World.
Headquarters of the World Economic News Agency.
The reporter who received Perona's call just now looked at the photos in his hand, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice.
What kind of news is this...
This is really navy black material...
Anyway, whether this thing is in the newspaper or not, it's up to the boss Morgans to decide.
The reporter simply mixed the photos with other information and sent them to Morgans' desk.
...
At this time, Morgans was sorting out the news from the four seas, the first half of the Great Voyage, the New World, and so on, and he picked out the most valuable ones and published them in the newspapers.
"This won't work.."
"It's not big enough..."
"What kind of garbage is this..."
"Supernova Ace, the news of recognizing Whitebeard as a father is okay, but it's not shocking enough..."
Morgans looked at the news on the table irritably, his head hurt a little, the sea has been too calm lately.
It's calm, it's irritating.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Morgans slapped the table irritably, he just wanted to sin now, commit a big sin, and expose himself.
"Huh?"
Morgans hummed softly.
He looked down at the picture of [Asuka kneeling on the ground] on the table, and fell into deep thought.
This man seems to have an impression of himself...
I vaguely remember that he had a conflict with the Seven Martial Seas Jinping...
But he was warned by the world government... As a result, the news was not sent out...
"Shhh
Morgans took a breath of cold air, stroked his beak, and began to think.
I really can't do it, just fake it yourself.
...
The sea is still too calm, since no one dares to stir this stagnant water...
I'm Morgans...