Gollum ~ Gollum ~

Gollum ~ Gollum ~

Asuka is gulping down seawater.

"I didn't expect the sequelae of the small universe to be so serious!"

After muttering in his heart, Asuka watched himself get farther and farther away from the surface of the sea, closer and closer to the bottom of the sea.

....

At this time, the group of sailors on the ship, after seeing that the speed of the warship was gradually slowing down, they ran to the stern of the ship.

While caring about the lieutenant, they also took a look at the big ship of the Nine Snake Pirates, which was still behind them.

"Whew~"

When they found that there were no pirate ships in the rear, this group of sailors breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts, but there was a hint of loss in this breath, it was the Empress of Pirates.

"Well, I don't want to see the One Piece Empress at all.

The lieutenant is right, that is the leader of a monster, whoever looks at it is unlucky. ”

One of the sailors looked at the sea level in the distance, where there was nothing, with a lost expression.

"Yes! The lieutenant also said that the One Piece Empress is a terrible creature and should not be taken lightly, but I still want to see it. ”

Speaking of this, the rest of the sailors suddenly fell silent.

One of the guys looked at the calm sea around the stern of the boat, and after scanning it a few times with his eyes, he wondered.

"Anyway..."

"Where have we gone, Lieutenant..."

Well?

A group of sailors turned their heads to look at the man who was speaking, and then they seemed to think of something

Syllable!

The group of guys slapped their foreheads in unison, and one of them screamed.

"It can't be sunk in the sea, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that his colleagues around him had already taken off their clothes and warmed up a little.

Poof! Poof! Poof!

They all jumped into the sea and began to salvage the birds.

...

As time passed, ten minutes passed.

"Found it!"

One of the sailors, dragging the bird by his hand, out of the sea, shouted at the rest of the sailors.

Then everyone worked together and pulled the bird to the warship.

Bang!

When the sailors lowered the birds on deck, they furrowed their brows one by one, pursed their lips, and said reluctantly.

"Who's going to do this artificial respiration?"

"Why don't you go Navigator?"

"After all, the reason why the lieutenant is like this is half of the reason for you, the guy who can't even choose the route well."

When the navigator heard this, he shook his head like a rattle, the route was chosen by the Marshal of the Warring States, he just avoided the storm and the whirlpool, and the rest had nothing to do with him.

Then, I saw the navigator pointing to the bottom of the deck and said with a worried face.

"Why don't you just let those two beauties in the prison do artificial respiration.

When the lieutenant wakes up, he might even compliment us. ”

After listening to the navigator's words, the group of sailors looked at him with disdain.

Looking at the circle of colleagues around him who disdained to be with him, the navigator touched his head and wondered.

"What's wrong with me?"

"Heh~"

One of the sailors sneered, then pointed to the navigator's bowed head, and said with a sad expression.

"Dog, no wonder, the dream words I heard you say last night turned out to be your true thoughts.

[If you don't die, how can I get on top. 】

The lieutenant does not die, how do you get into position?

Is this a human being able to speak?

Here on the warship, who doesn't know that the two women hate the lieutenant to death, what if they sneak and bite the lieutenant's tongue off? ”

"Phew!"

The navigator spit the cigarette butt on the deck, looked at the circle of people around him with disdain, and said with a face of I don't pretend to be a showdown.

"I like the young woman next door to me, but her husband is in a vegetative state..."

"Oh~"

A group of sailors glanced meaningfully at the navigator, and then lowered their heads and looked at the birds worriedly.

After discussing for a long time, there was still no result.

...

As time passed, a few minutes passed.

"How can I let the lieutenant die in front of me, a bunch of rubbish, get out of the way of Lao Tzu, I'll come!"

As he spoke, a large man pushed everyone away and came to the bird.

He looked Asuka up and down and shouted.

"Lieutenant, I'm offended!"

Bang!

After the big man finished speaking, he knelt directly next to the bird on his knees, bent down and bowed his head, all in one go.

Purr, no, no...

At the critical moment when the big man had just bent down, he suddenly heard the phone bug on Asuka ring.

After taking out the phone bug, the big man glanced at the somewhat listless phone bug and slowly picked up the microphone.

"Hey, bastard Asuka, it's been so long today, and it's going to be dark soon, why don't you let the little girl see your sister?

You can't break your promise after eating and wiping the little girl clean, right? ”

When the sailor heard the roar coming from the mouth of the telephone bug, he plucked his ears and looked at his colleagues with a look of help.

"Who is this?"

One of his colleagues, looking at the big man's eyes asking for help, stroked his chin for a while, and whispered.

"You don't care who she is, judging by her tone, she must have an extraordinary relationship with the lieutenant.

Let's call her [Lieutenant's Girlfriend], [Lieutenant's Fiancée] is too awkward, let's call her [Lieutenant's Wife].

If it's wrong, we'll change it.

If it's crooked, it's easy to get it right. ”

"Alas!"

After the big man sighed softly, his right hand clenched the microphone slightly, and said with a sad face.

"Lieutenant Asuka did not break his promise, and asked Mrs. to mourn..."

Before the big man finished speaking, the female voice in the phone worm's mouth suddenly raised an octave and said in shock.

"He's dead?"

"That's not it, the lieutenant just drank too much seawater and fell into a temporary coma."

"Oh~"

Hearing the news that Asuka was alive, Run's mood was happy, and she fell to the bottom in an instant, and before Run's mouth continued to speak, she listened to the phoneworm's big mouth and continued to speak.

"Ma'am, we're now preparing to treat Lieutenant Asuka."

"Save what to save, let him die."

Speaking of this, Run's eyes suddenly widened, she looked down at the phone bug, and said in a gloomy tone.

"What's your name little girl?"

"Ma'am."

"Let you go...

Well.

You're right, the little woman is the only lady of Asuka Kikuchi. ”

Run, who just wanted to scold, suddenly thought of something, and then his eyes narrowed, and he quickly nodded and agreed.

Then, Runshi touched the horns on his head, squinted at the phone bug, and spoke.

"The little woman now orders you as the real lady of Asuka Kikuchi.

Now go and release the two women in prison. ”

"I'm sorry, ma'am, but it's a bit of a problem for us."

As soon as the big man finished speaking, he saw the phone bug glaring at him, and then quickly explained.

"The release of people needs to be carried out by the lieutenant himself, but now the lieutenant is still in a state of fainting, and we can't cross the lieutenant."

When Run heard this, smash it, smash it, her release plan was really a bit sloppy.

But...

Runshi rubbed his chin and continued.

"Kikuchi Asuka's safe, the little woman remembers a lot of good things, you take me over to see them.

As it happens, the little woman knows the password to the safe..."

"But the lieutenant is still fainting..."

Runis pinched the microphone and yelled at the phone bug with an impatient face.

"Are you idiots? Won't fainting wake him up? Didn't you just drink some seawater?

One of you kicks the sea out of his belly.

Grinding and chirping. ”

"But it's hard to step on..."

Before the big man finished speaking, he listened to the phone bug and continued to roar.

"The little woman is his wife, the little woman is not distressed, you are distressed.

As his wife, what is the constitution of the little woman, does he not know more than you?

Step, step hard, and the bird bears it. ”

Hearing this, a group of sailors looked at each other.

Then, I saw a sailor stroking his chin and said thoughtfully.

"Our subordinates really don't know as much about Lieutenant Asuka as his wife.

Or... Let's just do it, right?

Anyway, when the lieutenant asked, he pushed it on her wife. ”

The other sailor scratched his head and hesitated.

"What if the lieutenant doesn't settle accounts with his wife afterwards and asks us to settle accounts?"

The sailor who had just begun to speak gave him a blank look and spoke.

"I'm afraid that I will settle accounts after the autumn, so I will plant it!"

"Aren't there two beautiful women in prison?

The lieutenant bought the two beauties a lot of clothes and shoes.

Let's put on their heels and step on a bunch of heel prints.

When the time comes, you can plant it on whoever you want, and it has nothing to do with us anyway. ”

With that, the sailor took off his military boots from his feet, and then trotted to the logistics department of the warship, and took more than two dozen pairs of high heels to the deck.

"Devouring the Starry Sky: Signing in to Become a God"

After distributing the high heels to everyone, the group of sailors glanced at each other, squeezed their big feet into the high heels, and stepped on the birds.

Burst! Burst! Burst!

Looking at the birds that kept spitting out the sea, everyone stepped more energetically.

...

As time passed, ten minutes passed.

The sailors fell silent as they watched the seawater spit out but still unconscious.

The lieutenant won't be trampled on by himself and others, right?

One of the sailors turned his head to look at the medic who was struggling to take off his high heels and hurriedly shouted.

"Medic, medic, come and see what's going on, why isn't the lieutenant awake?"

When the medic heard this, he jumped up to the bird on one leg, sat down on the deck, pointed his high heels at the crowd, and spoke.

"You help me take off my shoes first, these shoes are too tight, I'll show the lieutenant first!"

Seeing that everyone nodded, the military doctor picked the bird's eyes and began to look carefully.

I looked at it for a long time.

"Whew!"

The military doctor rubbed his red and swollen feet and said with a relaxed expression.

"The lieutenant was so tired that his body fell into a state of self-preservation.

Don't worry, you'll wake up in a day or two. ”

After saying that, the military doctor limped away, damn high heels, really squeezing his feet.

...

As for Run, it is...

Run's addiction to the lieutenant's wife is now.

One will let people show her this, another will let people show her there, and one will command and command warships.

One will ask people to make some delicious food for Peggy Wan, and another time will ask people to make some fun for Peggy Wan.

At the end of the day, the navy on this warship was tired enough.