Chapter 159: I Can't Get Up Chapter Names (Daily Chapters!) )
After the fight with Klockdahl, Asuka left the battlefield and began to walk towards the rape flower port, he did not have many vacations, and he was always delaying what he was doing in Alabastan.
Speaking of which, though.
Asuka looked at the obviously unhealthy faces of the people of Alabastan around him, and frowned, this king of Kobra, his IQ doesn't seem to be enough, how can he make it rain in the country, and he is still so hard...
It's really not good, everyone who dances together uses it...
Thinking of this, Asuka slowly took out the phone bug from his arms and called Lieutenant General Gumir.
Purr, no, no...
Snap Cha.
"Boy, are you at Twin Cape now?"
After listening to Gumir's voice coming from the phone bug's mouth, Asuka shook his head and spoke.
"Not yet, I'm just getting ready to leave from Alabastan."
"Then what are you calling the old man for?
You're not going to beat Klokdahl, are you?
Oh, the old man has told you many times, Klockdahl can be a hero if he wants, you just pretend not to see, isn't it a hero of Alabastan, he King Kobra didn't say anything..."
"When I fought with Klockdahl, I changed my body and no one saw it, but for some time to come, the crocodile might have to lie in the hospital for a while."
Hearing this, Gumir smashed his mouth, then put his legs on the table and said casually.
"Oh, I didn't fight.
The old man has been a little deaf recently, and he didn't hear anything clearly about what you said just now, and the old man just made an appointment with an ear doctor recently, and I'll go see it after a while.
But then again, since you didn't hit Klockdahl, what are you calling the old man for? ”
After speaking, Gumir saw the phone bug on the table, and suddenly spit out a breath of white air from his mouth, and then the sound of a bird came from inside.
"It's nothing, I remember that there are a lot of artificial rain boats in the headquarters and the government?
Alabastan has not had rain for more than a year, and the people here are going to be unable to survive, so find someone to come and bring two shells to Alabastan to relieve the drought. ”
When Gumir heard this, he immediately pouted and muttered.
"Asuka, don't worry about this matter, this is a matter between the Neferutari royal family and the world government, without the help of the king of the allied country, our navy cannot meddle in the internal affairs of other kingdoms, this is an iron law.
When the kings swore an oath to the blank throne, they also took this one in.
If our navy were to take charge of the internal affairs of Alabastan, it would be openly confronting more than 170 member states.
Regardless, at most offend one Alabastan.
I can't take care of it. ”
"Oh~ The old man seems to have told some secrets that can't be said just now, just forget it, hurry up and go to training, and see you at the headquarters in half a year."
As he spoke, Gumir hung up the phone, and then he turned to look at Alabastan.
Here in the headquarters, in fact, there have been discussions about these things that happened in Alabastan in a year, but there is no unity of opinion.
Akainu's intuition told him that this matter was inseparable from Klockdahl, a pirate is a pirate, even if he is a heroic pirate, he is also a pirate, and he will be hammered to death.
If there is still a drought in Alabastan after the hammer kills Klockdahl, it is a mistake to hammer it, and then we can continue to find the reason.
As for the yellow ape, his creed is that [the crimes of pirates cannot be erased], and if there are any new changes in Alabastan in the future, he will find an opportunity to kill Klockdahl.
The attitude of the youth, or the Warring States, is to seek stability.
They wanted to wait for the progress of Vegapunk's research in the past two years before disposing of those Seven Martial Seas, including Klockdal, and then retract the title of those seven people in one fell swoop, and then arrest them and lock them up in a large prison.
Therefore, in the past two years, I have turned a blind eye to what happened in Alabastan, and at most I have secretly sent someone to investigate and obtain some evidence.
Anyway, according to Vegapunk, what he studied can come out within two years, so let's wait, in two years, he can still afford to wait.
...
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The screen returns to Asuka.
Two days later, Asuka arrived at the rape flower port.
After finding a merchant ship bound for Twin Capes in this port, Asuka bought a ticket and boarded the ship.
The process of sailing was extremely boring, so boring that the birds had to fall asleep while lying on the side of the boat fishing.
...
Looking at the island he had just passed by, Asuka stroked his chin, turned his head to look at the captain of the merchant ship, and asked.
"The place we just passed by is the Drum Kingdom, right? Don't stop and get some souvenirs or something? ”
The captain glanced at the Drum Kingdom, then waved his hand at the bird and smiled bitterly.
"It's true that there is the Magnetic Drum Kingdom, but the king there is too much of a bastard, and the Magnetic Drum Kingdom has no special products, and the port tax for merchant ships is very high...
Forget it... The supplies are still enough, so let's go straight to Shugai Island, which is a resort island between the primeval island and the Drum Kingdom.
If you want to get off the boat, you can get off the boat for a day there, and we won't go to the Ancient Island, it's too dangerous. ”
Hearing this, Asuka nodded, he didn't want to go to the primeval island (small garden), there didn't seem to be anything good except for the two giants on it, and the giant race, there were a lot of them in the naval headquarters.
Before he set off, he had a barbecue with the giant lieutenant general of the headquarters.
...
A day later.
After the merchant ship stopped at the port of Shugai Island, Asuka slowly stepped down from the deck of the merchant ship with his hands in his pockets, and the merchant ship had to stay here for a day to replenish supplies, which was just enough time for Asuka to buy some things.
What to buy...
Let's have some dessert...
"Dessert... Dessert... Dessert..."
Looking at the dazzling array of goods around him, the word "dessert" in the bird's mouth could not stop dripping, and now the whole great voyage seems to be the best dessert in Big Mom.
As for desserts from other places.
Asuka looked at the pudding in front of him, then took out the phone bug in his arms and dialed it.
...
At this time, Smuji was training her idiot sister somewhere in the world.
Bang!
Smuji lifted his leg and swept sideways towards Snamon's neck.
"Fight back!"
Looking at a snamon who was dodging vigorously, Smuji was even more aggressive, how long did this idiot want to hide.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
In the middle of this dodge, Snamon was kicked three times, and then collapsed directly to the ground and waved his hand at Smuji, saying with a tired face.
"Sister, you let me take a break!"
"Idiot, the enemy will let you rest..."
Before Smuji could finish reprimanding, the phone bug in her arms rang.
"Whew!"
Smuji let out a long breath, and as soon as she picked up the microphone, she heard the sound of a bird coming from the phone bug's mouth.
"Smuji, do you want to eat pudding, the pudding in the first half of the Great Voyage looks pretty good."
"Yes!
”
Smuji looked sideways at Snamon, who looked wanting, and tugged at the corners of his mouth.
"Sister Smuji, let's take a break, we've both been playing for three hours, dessert time has passed, and I haven't eaten dessert today."
Snamon looked at Smuji with a pleading face, then slowly reached for the microphone, and after snatching the microphone, Snamon said directly into the microphone.
"Brother-in-law, you bought all the pudding... It would be even better if there were more donuts. ”
With that, Snamon began to command the Homiz soldiers beside him.
"Move two chairs, get some black tea, and now I'm going to have dessert, even though it's past dessert time."
Seeing that the Hormiz soldiers were leaving, Snamon put the phone bug in his pocket, and then wrapped the microphone around his neck, with an expression of "I don't want to return it".
"Huh!"
Looking at Snamon, who looked like a child, Smuji sneered, and then took the chair handed by Hormitz, and the whole person lay directly on the chair.
Seeing this, Snamon put the chair next to his sister and lay down as well.
"Hey, Snamon, why are you so close to me?"
Sna glanced at her sister and didn't speak, if it weren't for her brother-in-law's hand, he would only appear near you, who would want to be so close to you.
After Homiz brought the black tea, the two of them lay quietly on the chairs, sipping the black tea, waiting for the pudding to arrive.
Not for a while.
A small door suddenly opened above Smuge's chest, and a hand holding a pudding came out of it.
She had long been surprised by this.
Smuji reached out and gently grabbed Asuka's arm, bringing the pudding that Asuka was holding to his mouth, and after chewing for a while, Smuji closed his eyes and nodded.
"Not bad!"
"Really?"
Then, the air door opened again, and the hand held another pudding, which appeared above Smuji's chest.
"This one is mine!"
With Snamon finished, she tugged at Asuka and put the pudding in his hand into her mouth.
Bring~Bring~Bring~
After chewing on the pudding for a while, Snamon looked at the phone bug with a glittering look in his eyes and praised.
"Brother-in-law, you finally bought a normal dessert, let me tell you, the first few times you bought it, it tasted weird..."
As he spoke, Snamon quietly closed his eyes, opened his mouth, and waited automatically for the bird to feed.
The same goes for Smuge.
Most of the things of the nations are conscious.
For example, this teapot that pours its own black tea, it flies directly to the faces of Smuji and Snamon, and it will give this adult a little and that adult, and they are very busy.
And Asuka is the same here, feeding this one a pudding and that one a donut.
Also busy, a little insanity.
...
Two hours passed.
Asuka hung up the phone and sat down in front of the pudding boss's stall, gasping for breath.
Closing the door and opening the door for two hours is so exhausting.
Next time, let's come one by one, the two of them really can't bear it.
Thinking of this, Asuka glanced at the saliva on his left finger, and wiped it on his clothes in disgust, Snamon, this guy, it's okay to lick his fingers all the time.
After wiping his fingers, Asuka looked up at the shopkeeper who was slumped on the ground and spoke.
"The dessert you made, the owner, was really delicious.
Please pack all those freshly baked puddings and the rest of the desserts in the store, I'm going to take them! ”
Hearing this, the boss struggled to sit up straight and smiled at Asuka.
"Hahahahaha~
The old man has been making desserts for more than 40 years, and no one has ever said that it is not delicious. ”
"I think so, the boss is very skilled, my girlfriend is such a picky person, she can't find fault with your desserts!
But I'm really sorry just now, but I didn't expect you to be the only one in the store..."
The owner of the dessert shop, who was tired and almost collapsed, suddenly began to flush again after hearing Asuka's praise, and he struggled to get up from the ground, then bowed to Asuka and said apologetically.
"Where, where, this is my sorry guest you, it is my failure not to let the guest eat to your heart's content.
If this had been placed twenty years ago, it would have made the old man such a guest, and it would not exist at all! ”
After saying that, the boss, who was obviously tired, bowed to Asuka again and said sorry, and then began to help Asuka pack the rest of the pudding.
If he knew that today's guests could eat so much, he wouldn't give his buddies a holiday.
It's closed tomorrow, and I have to rest for a few days, and I won't be able to make money.