Chapter 162: Kaido: Lao Tzu is so unlucky, he can't die if he wants to

Buck Arro is not a fool, he is not one of those idiots who are isolated from the outside world, he has read every issue of the newspaper published by the World Economic News Agency.

A new invention like this, which only takes five days to get from Twin Cape to New World, can't be in the newspaper.

Nine times out of ten, this matter is the nonsense of this guy in front of him. But we didn't know each other before, so why did he talk nonsense about me?

Could it be that this guy is for my head??? Hiss! However, when I think of that [Five-Day Tour], it seems that it is easy to debunk.

Buck Arro, who hadn't figured it out for a long time, immediately decided not to think about it, anyway, if this guy dared to do anything bad to himself, then he would send him to see Kurokas.

The old man of Kurokas should be lonely in Rab's stomach. Feeling the bursts of killing intent coming from around him, Asuka pursed his mouth, and then stopped pretending, and directly punched Buck Arro's head.

Before Buck Arro could react, he felt a sharp pain in his head, and he found that his body suddenly flew up, and his consciousness fell into darkness.

"Hey, what did you do to our captain!" The group of crew members who followed behind Buck Arro looked at the captain who suddenly took off, and immediately pulled out the big knives at their waists one by one, and glared at the birds.

"Phew!" Asuka heard the sound from the group of pirates behind him, spit the cigarette butt in his mouth on the ground, and turned to walk towards them.

Shave! The group of pirates looked at the birds that suddenly appeared in front of them, and immediately raised their big knives in their hands, trying to hack him to death.

Asuka stretched out his big hand, grabbed the head of a pirate in one hand, and slammed it into the middle. Bang! In an instant, the heads of these two pirates were directly knocked out of shape.

Glancing at the pirates who were limp on the ground, Asuka dodged to the rest of the group, reaching out and grabbing their heads, slamming them together.

If the force of the collision is too great, the pirate will die directly, and if the force of the collision is too small, the pirate will faint directly.

Anyway, in the end, there was only one pirate left, and he pointed a flintlock pistol at Asuka and said with a frightened face.

"Don't come here~"

"You take two more steps forward, and I'll shoot~"

"Alas!" Asuka sighed softly, then came to the guy, stretched out his finger to block the gun's hole, and said firmly.

"I bet your gun will explode!" Looking at the lighthouse keeper in front of him, who looked down on him, the pirate didn't know where to get a sense of courage and pulled the trigger directly.

Finger Gun, Flying Finger Gun. A crescent-shaped air bullet shot out of the bird's finger, shooting directly into the barrel of the gun at high speed, cutting it in half.

Suddenly, a large amount of energy was gathered in this small barrel. Rumble! The barrel exploded! Asuka looked at the blackened pirate on the other side and spoke.

"Look at what I prophesied, your spear will explode."

"I'll prophesy you again, in five days, you'll arrive on the ghost island of the New World, and there's still a tough battle ahead of you. If my prediction is wrong, you are welcome to come to me for a claim. With that, Asuka grabbed him by the collar and carried him to the pirate ship, where he began to scavenge for treasure and food.

Recently, I've been eating Smuji's desserts, and I'm a little tired of eating. After looting the treasure, food, and other things, Asuka slowly lowered them to the shore and left food for the pirates for five days.

And then... I saw that the birds scattered and saw and heard the domineering looks, and began to sense the breath of life of those pirates on the ground.

Alive, throw directly into the pirate ship. If it is dead, throw it directly into the sea and feed Rab. After throwing the fainting Captain Buck Arro into the pirate ship, Asuka rubbed his hands together and patted the side of the ship gently.

Boom~ This somewhat tattered pirate ship, in a violent tremor, left the sea and flew towards the new world.

Asuka looked at the hill-like supplies around him and continued to get busy. ... When Buck Arro woke up again, he looked at the white white clouds around him, and the albatross flying with the pirate ship, and muttered quietly.

"Lao Tzu must not have woken up!" With that, Buck Arro closed his eyes and continued to rest.

Whew~Whew~ Listening to the wind in his ears, Buck Arro couldn't sleep. He sat up straight, said hello to the albatross flying with the pirate ship next to him, turned his head to look at the fainting little brothers on the deck, and sniffed vigorously.

Hiss! It's a little cold! After kicking the little brothers awake one by one, Buck Arro lay on the side of the boat and looked to the bottom of the boat.

Except for the white clouds, he couldn't see anything, and his own pirate ship actually broke through the clouds. If it weren't for this albatross trying to flap its wings and make a desperate flying stance, Buck Arro would have thought he was dreaming.

"Captain!" At this moment, a pirate who had just woken up, looking at the surprised scene around him, hurried to the captain's side and shouted loudly.

"Captain, is this the Great Voyage? The season, the weather, the currents, the direction of the wind, all the mess, all the sea where all common sense does not apply, is really amazing. Captain, let's fly in the sky. "Bang!

Captain Buck gave the unconscious-minded little brother a punch, and a wonderful voyage. We're obviously being yin... In other words, what the guy guarding the lighthouse said is true, and the world government has really worked out a way to let the pirate ship go to the new world quickly.

Thinking of this, Buck turned his head to look at his group of little brothers, who were a little panicked just now, so he didn't care about this group of guys.

Now that I look closely, my little brother seems to be half missing.

"You report the number yourself, why does Lao Tzu feel that there are so many fewer people?" Listening to the captain's question, the group of pirates around him suddenly panicked.

[Yes, it seems that nearly half of them are missing. Just then, a dark-faced guy ran up to Buck and spoke.

"Captain, I know what's going on."

"Huh?" Buck turned his head to look at the guy whose face was so dark that he couldn't recognize who he was, and wondered.

"What's going on?"

"It's... Be... It was the lighthouse keeper who did it, and he said that we would arrive on the ghost island of the New World in five days, and that there would be a tough battle waiting for us. He also said that if his prediction was wrong, we were welcome to come to him and ask for compensation. The amount of compensation is up to one billion Baileys. Then, I was knocked unconscious by him. After Buck listened, the corners of his mouth twitched for a long time, sure enough, it was the damn guy, Lao Tzu knew that he had a problem, but he didn't expect the problem to be so big, he didn't give himself a chance to develop at all, and he sent himself to the territory of the Four Emperors when he came up.

Although Buck is confident in his own strength, he is not the kind of blind arrogant person, and now he will definitely not be able to beat the Four Emperors Kaido, the Four Emperors of the New World have absolutely undoubted strength.

Scald. ... Time passed with Buck's curse. Five days later. New World, Ghost Island.

"Mr. Kaido, come!" Sasagi looked at Kaido, who was wrapped in bandages, and handed over a wine gourd.

"Oh loo loo lo Kaido took the gourd in his hand, bit the lid open, and gestured to Sasaki, and spoke.

"Sasaki, you seem to be very idle!"

"Indeed, every time Mr. Kaido comes back, I want to have a drink with Mr. Kaido."

"Oh hello drink!" After Kaido laughed, he directly raised the wine gourd and began to pour wine into his mouth.

Grunt ~ Grunt ~ Grunt ~ The sound of swallowing wine kept sounding in the house, and the two quickly poured this big gourd wine into it.

"Sure enough, I still have a good drink with Mr. Kaido, and that group of miscellaneous fish, there is really nothing to drink!" Speaking of this, Sasaki looked up at Kaido, who was somewhat seriously injured, and after reaching out to wipe the wine from the corner of his mouth, he asked.

"Mr. Kaido, didn't Peggy Van kid get rescued?" After seeing Kaido shake his head, Sasaki said regretfully.

"Yes! That's a bit of a pity for that ancient seed fruit, that guy is really a waste! ”

"Oh loo loo lo Hearing this, Kaido laughed directly, although he didn't rescue Peggy Wan this time, he was really happy, except for the old monkey jumping up and down too aggrieved, and the fight with Akainu was indeed a little cool.

And after he finished fighting, he also learned the news that Peggy Wan had successfully escaped. I went out this time, and I didn't go out in vain.

After annoying himself without Run, Kaido felt that he was in a better mood. Oh, when he thought of that stupid son, Kaido was in a bad mood again.

Life is full of ups and downs.

"Huh?" Kaido looked at the roof and saw that the domineering color passed directly through the house and spread to the sky. Where did the ship come from?

?? At this time, a pirate ship above Onishima was falling rapidly, and the violent friction between the pirate ship and the air directly caused the hull to ignite a fire, like a small meteorite, smashing towards Onishima.

Kaido stroked his chin with one hand, looked at the rapidly falling pirate ship in the sky, and fell into thought.

Lao Tzu doesn't seem to have been hit by a ship that fell from the sky.

"Mr. Kaido, what's wrong?" After hearing Sasaki call himself, Kaido stretched out his finger and pointed outside, casually.

"A big ship fell from the sky, and that big ship will most likely hit the place where we are drinking, Sasaki, if you don't want to die, you can run."

"Huh?" Hearing this, Sasaki also spread his domineering feelings, and then he saw a large fireball falling rapidly.

Scald! Looking at the huge fireball and estimating its power a little, Sasaki directly turned into a triceratops and ran away, although he had rough skin and thick flesh, he didn't find anything wrong with abuse.

Do you drink, and the next time you go to Mr. Kaido for a drink. Boom ~ Boom ~ Boom ~ Kaido looked at the triceratops running out, and the corners of his mouth grinned.

Sasagi is really useless.

"Come on! Kill Lao Tzu! With that, Kaido stood up directly, stretched out his arms, and greeted the arrival of the big ship!

Boom~ A violent explosion sounded on Ghost Island.

"Enemy attack?" A group of pirates from the Hundred Beast Pirates watched the sky-high flames erupt from Lord Kaido's residence, and they immediately panicked one by one and ran towards Kaido's residence.

...

"Mr. Kaido!" After hearing the explosion, a moment came to Kaido, he looked at Kaido with his arms outstretched, his eyes closed, and a puzzled expression, and asked.

"Mr. Kaido, are you alright?" Kaido shook his head, then slowly opened his eyes and said with a sigh on his face.

"Well, you go and save that guy Sasagi first. I misestimated the location just now, I thought the pirate ship would fall here, but I didn't expect the big ship to fall outside. Thanks to my kindness, that Sasaki guy escaped. After saying that, Kaido continued to pick up the wine gourd and drank it with a grunt, he had been drinking a little less recently, and even this thing would be miscalculated.

He glanced at Kaido, who was all right, then turned around and walked slowly towards Sasaki. Sasaki is not dead, he has already investigated it just now, but the breath of life is a little weaker.

... I saw that at this time, Sasaki was holding his head with one hand, and the other hand was gently tapping the ground, and the whole person was lying under the ruins, and began to doubt his life.

"Cough~" After opening his mouth and squirting a mouthful of blood, Sasaki listened to the noisy voices around the big pit, and said in a somewhat indignant tone.

"Lao Tzu is still alive, go and find a doctor for me, Lao Tzu's bones are broken!"

"Still talking?"

"Cut!" Listening to the sound coming from behind him, the corners of Sasaki's mouth twitched, and he disdainfully [cut] it, and then fainted directly, he didn't want to see this bastard at this time.

He shook his head as he looked at Sasaki, whose bones were all broken, and then dragged him out of the pit like a dog.